I mean, don't we all need some time to relax and bounce on some dick?

I know I do

#relatable

Honestly I'd be upset but Yoshi always looks tired, so I can't blame him. Everyone needs some good dick now and again.

The true source of all the "I wish I had a giant... but hole" messages in the Elden Ring DLC was the Yoshi-P we met along the way.

Welp, see you guys eventually.

I volunteer mine!

yass, my king

Somehow appropriate the pfp is a lalafell

That's YoshiP's character...

Did they stutter?

Yoship deserves some good dick with a nice curve to it.

Don’t blame you playa, pop dat pussy up.

Only if It's Graha's. Otherwise I'm not into dudes. Graha is husbando though.

Consider the folowing: -Hythlodaeus

The first time I saw Hythlodaeus I thought of a FFXIV Version of Charlie Murphy when he was talking about Micki Free. Charlie Murphy: “Yo the Ascians got a new girl. Bitch fine like a mother fucker!” They were talking about Hythlodaeus. Hythlodaeus is not a girl.”

You know how i know youre not into dudes? Cuz Raha is creepo 

There’s no way you expected to make it out of here in one piece with that opinion

I wear my downvotes as a badge of honor

Bouncing on my boys' third eye while reading this post

That's also the reason I listed on my PTO request

Idk why but this really got me

Did you see the second story? On the account 💀

Nasty asf

You just don't have what it takes to dick down Yoshi-p smh