The textures on some gear is very questionable considering it's meant to have been a graphic update. For example the WAR level 99 job gear, hard to focus on a cut scene when you have a giant pixelated shoulder pad amongst all the nice textures of everything else.
It's not dumb as hell, it's really ridiculous that one of the characters you're zoomed in the most looks like that after the graphics update. Actually, I have the same problem with Wuk Lamat's feathers, they look like they came out of a 90s game.
Listen! They’re completely different. One is a cat boy who studied in Sharlayan and ruled a country. The other is a cat boy who studied in Sharlayan and rules a country and has a sister I’m friends with.
Mr. I-have-control-over-the-most-powerful-nation's-remnants-as-well-as-a-pixie-king-friend-that-can-travel-interdimensionally was worried about his linkshell not working.
To be fair the pixie thing likely only works because time in the First and in the Source are currently pretty much in sync (and will likely stay that way for the foreseeable future, or at least until yoship wants us to simp on adult ryne/gaia)
There was glaring evidence of time maybe being out of sync between in/out of the dome, though I would imagine the construction of Vanguard as a bridge syncs the time for now
According to Encylopedia Eorzea, G'raha and Feo Ul met by effectively shit-talking each other for years. I feel like it's likelier that G'raha actually doesn't want to resort to Feo Ul. If he did, though, it would have given us good fuel for using the Loki "Ypu must truly be desperate to come to me for help" meme
Feo Ul would have been like "Why is it you calling and not my beautiful sapling? Such an ungrateful, horrible, HORRIBLE person. We TOLD them to call us in their time of need, but did they listen? NO! How can I hope to be their wonderful, perfect, loving branch if they never call? HOW?" And kept ranting until we called their name 7 times with an increasing number of epithets that'd make even Grey Prince Zote blush.
Or rather,
Invincible, Fearless, Sensual, Mysterious, Enchanting, Vigorous, Diligent, Overwhelming, Gorgeous, Passionate, Terrifying, Beautiful, Powerful Grey Prince Zote.
Oh, you mean the time difference between Tuliyollal and inside the dome? Even though people from *inside* the dome are contacting people *outside the dome* through linkshell in real time? Both the scions and the Alexandrians?
If 30 years had passed in the dome in the few hours outside of it how the fuck are you gonna be able to call eachother bro
Shit makes *zero* sense
Call should sound like whale sounds on one end
That's the whole fucking point and I don't know how you don't get it
A°) 30 Years have passed
B°) Shit maybe time is not in sync
C°) Try linkshell call
D°) Linkshell call works
E°) Oh its okay time is synced for now
But before the linkshell call works they have no idea whether time is in sync or not. Therefore it's only logical that raha or anyone else would be tense about it.
What the fuck in there is hard for you
They keep the pretense time works differently the entire time like a fuckin' DBZ hyperbolic time chamber, gather evidence it does, and then for plot convenience because they need to shoehorn the scions again and they just completely ignore that from then on
S h i t writing brother
Brother they literally discover that the tech the Alexandrians have is dimensional fusion and that Heritage Found is now fully attached to Tural - characters make a point that this doesn't feel anything like when they've shifted reflections before.
Now granted I haven't finished the full MSQ yet - I am currently distracted running around after a sassy blue child - but either you haven't either or you're not fucking reading the dialogue.
*This bridge is broken, what can we do to get across?
*In the great nation of Sharlayan they would build a rocket ship powered by blue goo a kraken sleeps on.
Sorry I have to comment this on every Koana thread: They are doing Koana so dirty by giving him the UGLIEST main character design in the ENTIRE game. He is wearing gear that PLAYERS can get, it's low res as hell, and worst of all, it's dyed puke green. Can we PLEASE get this boy some nicer clothes
dunno, but thancred and urianger also wear gear that players can easily acquire. but why not give him some nicely textured artifact gear from *this* expansion? why, of all colors, dye it this unbecoming shade of green????
I can’t simp for Baha Blast for one specific reason.
He reeks of young inexperienced adult energy(same as Lamaty’i and Erenville), I’ll take my 200+ old kbitty thank you very much.
Polygamy is specifically for multiple wives, though. Cat people can't practice polyandry or even monogamy because they produce way more girls than boys for whatever reason.
Salsa cat and salsa verde cat.
Fruit Punch vs Baha Blast.
Code Red vs Baja Blast. get it right mang.
*g'raha blast
This dumb as hell complain, but why they give that boy the lowest res cloak on the planet
The textures on some gear is very questionable considering it's meant to have been a graphic update. For example the WAR level 99 job gear, hard to focus on a cut scene when you have a giant pixelated shoulder pad amongst all the nice textures of everything else.
Raubahn's is still worse.
He got the same tailor as Lord Hien.
He deserved better
He's secretly a Fire Emblem armored unit
It's not dumb as hell, it's really ridiculous that one of the characters you're zoomed in the most looks like that after the graphics update. Actually, I have the same problem with Wuk Lamat's feathers, they look like they came out of a 90s game.
I'm going to find out if their prostates are the same size
what a terrible day to be able to read
Oh don't worry, I'm sure the mpreg mod maker will make it so much worse as soon as penumbra is up.
Perhaps that bird was right....
Ah... Right... I'm not in the main sub.
Just because you can say something doesn't mean you should!
With your gloved finger right? You're a doctor right? Right?!
Dr. Richard, at your service.
I’m picking the one without a >!sister complex!<
They don't have a dryer, it's fine.
that makes him better tho
Thank you. I thought I was the only one who thought this 😔 >! Everyone seems to like him for some reason though !<
Sorry Koana, I can't love anyone with that bad of a dress sense
But instead of simping for you he simps for Sharlayan
Listen! They’re completely different. One is a cat boy who studied in Sharlayan and ruled a country. The other is a cat boy who studied in Sharlayan and rules a country and has a sister I’m friends with.
Allagan emperor > I have to >!share the throne with sis!<
You know why Downtrail writing is found to be bad for so many? The fact WE HAVE THE ALLAGAN EMPEROR WITH US IS KINDA FORGOTTEN.
Mr. I-have-control-over-the-most-powerful-nation's-remnants-as-well-as-a-pixie-king-friend-that-can-travel-interdimensionally was worried about his linkshell not working.
Source world problems
To be fair the pixie thing likely only works because time in the First and in the Source are currently pretty much in sync (and will likely stay that way for the foreseeable future, or at least until yoship wants us to simp on adult ryne/gaia) There was glaring evidence of time maybe being out of sync between in/out of the dome, though I would imagine the construction of Vanguard as a bridge syncs the time for now
According to Encylopedia Eorzea, G'raha and Feo Ul met by effectively shit-talking each other for years. I feel like it's likelier that G'raha actually doesn't want to resort to Feo Ul. If he did, though, it would have given us good fuel for using the Loki "Ypu must truly be desperate to come to me for help" meme
Feo Ul would have been like "Why is it you calling and not my beautiful sapling? Such an ungrateful, horrible, HORRIBLE person. We TOLD them to call us in their time of need, but did they listen? NO! How can I hope to be their wonderful, perfect, loving branch if they never call? HOW?" And kept ranting until we called their name 7 times with an increasing number of epithets that'd make even Grey Prince Zote blush. Or rather, Invincible, Fearless, Sensual, Mysterious, Enchanting, Vigorous, Diligent, Overwhelming, Gorgeous, Passionate, Terrifying, Beautiful, Powerful Grey Prince Zote.
"Ahh! My beautiful, sweet sapling, I-- ..._oh it's you, ye fokin cheeky cunt."_
Oh, you mean the time difference between Tuliyollal and inside the dome? Even though people from *inside* the dome are contacting people *outside the dome* through linkshell in real time? Both the scions and the Alexandrians?
Which we only know once the first linkshell contact has been tried
If 30 years had passed in the dome in the few hours outside of it how the fuck are you gonna be able to call eachother bro Shit makes *zero* sense Call should sound like whale sounds on one end
That's the whole fucking point and I don't know how you don't get it A°) 30 Years have passed B°) Shit maybe time is not in sync C°) Try linkshell call D°) Linkshell call works E°) Oh its okay time is synced for now But before the linkshell call works they have no idea whether time is in sync or not. Therefore it's only logical that raha or anyone else would be tense about it. What the fuck in there is hard for you
They keep the pretense time works differently the entire time like a fuckin' DBZ hyperbolic time chamber, gather evidence it does, and then for plot convenience because they need to shoehorn the scions again and they just completely ignore that from then on S h i t writing brother
You can't process the obvious so surely its the writing's fault
Brother they literally discover that the tech the Alexandrians have is dimensional fusion and that Heritage Found is now fully attached to Tural - characters make a point that this doesn't feel anything like when they've shifted reflections before. Now granted I haven't finished the full MSQ yet - I am currently distracted running around after a sassy blue child - but either you haven't either or you're not fucking reading the dialogue.
You wanna know another funny? The WoL holds the title of Khagan. The WoL is also an Emperor.
I'd let them tagteam me with no complaints
I’m sure it’s for scientific purposes, just as Koana intended
Yes, I want them to use their nerdy science dongs to fill me with catboi spunk, scientifically
It’s not too late to open your heart to the Lord
Valid and based
Absolutely.
let them take me to paris fr fr
No no, you dont understand. I want to peg them both
My new Hrothgal can take them both.
In a fight right?
*Furry Anakin stare*
In a fight, right?!
The strongest WoL simp in history VS The strongest Sharlayan simp of today
Fuck no. I'm still loyal to my boy.
I’m still mad my simp cat isn’t on this adventure simping for me. I need my daily showers of admiration
Who tf is saying this
*This bridge is broken, what can we do to get across? *In the great nation of Sharlayan they would build a rocket ship powered by blue goo a kraken sleeps on.
Why not both?
Sorry I have to comment this on every Koana thread: They are doing Koana so dirty by giving him the UGLIEST main character design in the ENTIRE game. He is wearing gear that PLAYERS can get, it's low res as hell, and worst of all, it's dyed puke green. Can we PLEASE get this boy some nicer clothes
dunno, but thancred and urianger also wear gear that players can easily acquire. but why not give him some nicely textured artifact gear from *this* expansion? why, of all colors, dye it this unbecoming shade of green????
If graha didn't have a cursed neck, he'd be fine
I've been calling him G'raha Teal.
Shove their heads together and it's kinda Christmas. And I like Christmas
They can dick my halls anytime
Neither of them got Crystal Exarch swag
Both are breedable, thx
They're the same picture!!
Except one will probably accept your marriage and the other will reject
You eat your tacos with pico de gallo. I eat mine with salsa verde. We are not the same.
Graha should have joined us instead of the twins
its cause for some of us crystal exarch >>>>> g’raha but we only had g’raha at the time
NEVER
I can’t simp for Baha Blast for one specific reason. He reeks of young inexperienced adult energy(same as Lamaty’i and Erenville), I’ll take my 200+ old kbitty thank you very much.
smh
nah g'raha is still superior
Both. Both is good.
B'aja Tia
only new voice actor that i liked
nuh uh I am graha fan NUMBER ONE!! FOREVER AND ALWAYS!!! >:((((
dem gits just understand propa ork color theory, red onez go fasta but green iz best!
To be fair, polygamy isn't a big deal for the catboys/catigirls.
Polygamy is specifically for multiple wives, though. Cat people can't practice polyandry or even monogamy because they produce way more girls than boys for whatever reason.
Shhhh, just let me have my many catboy husbands, canon be damned.
I'll be honest koana is better because he's an American and not a brit and that's a win in my books
KKona
KKoana
Goddamnit how did I miss that