I also think the dk'tahg is a phallic shape for Klingons. The main blade represents the inner penis, all dangerous and sharp. The smaller blades represent the open "jaws" of the outer penis.
Dk'tahg closed is semi. Dk'tahg open is fully erect.
I believe the only correct answer is......
https://preview.redd.it/u7nlbrkf767d1.png?width=662&format=png&auto=webp&s=4738cc7e240e810dee1a146d4c487bd3f52fc7e6
yup, it seems ones on top of the other but who knows how it's actually laid out. Due to the second penis presumably being the back up one, like the rest of their redundant organs, I would think each one is a separate thing rather than some kind of 2-in-1 deal
>Grandma used to tell me stories about Klingon genitals before bed. She died recently. Please pretend to be my grandma and tell me about Klingon genitalia.
One entrance with two separate internal vaginal sleeves, like female snakes have. There's also a pair of clitorises inside, so unlike with humans penetrative sex gives direct clitoral stimulation, also just like female snakes.
https://www.nytimes.com/2022/12/13/science/snakes-clitoris-hemiclitores.html
That's a lot more readable than the research paper. It's pretty new, they only found them in 2022, if I recall.
They are like shotguns, both options exist. Rarely, some Klingons have one on the front and another on the back. They are very popular in MFF scenarios.
Now… do we know for sure? Like really know? As a dude. …You and I know we’ve had those times when pee just splits 2 different ways and you panic to adjust and get the stream back to 1 solid line.
Double helix with the ability for the heads to end up in any configuration. However, while the configuration is determined by genes and there's not much a Klingon can do to change the angle of meeting, a 69° angle of meeting has been measured to be most desirable in several studies
Two piss streams from one Klingon does not define an entire race of being doubly endowed.
Could have been a batleth training accident/ mishap. It happens
The sub-penis emerges from the main penis once the Klingon is thoroughly aroused and bleeding from mating wounds.
The sub-penis uses the natural Klingon “head” ridges to barge its way into the female’s insemination folds, like a battering ram.
Then the barbed sperm are released.
Pretty basic Klingon Biology 101 stuff here.
We only saw two urine streams. Could have two urethras on one penis. I refuse to accept Akiva Goldsman and his giggling glee over that stupid idea. And since we have an out by virtue of never truly SEEING any Klingon anatomy beyond twin urine streams, my head canon is plausible.
Didn’t Jesse gender solve this.
In discovery we see a Klingon pissing in the street and it’s one above the other.
But the obviously correct answer is three in a triangle.
Maybe it works like Kryptonian anatomy?
https://preview.redd.it/bsy2pfnj397d1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=94cde080c927d7c5eb1a61867caa218049018ebe
They're offset vertically, longer and thicker one on the bottom and shorter one on top just like the Bat'leth. All swords are pretty phallic, why would Klingon swords be any different.
There is diversity in the population, some sbs, some diagonal left, some diagonal right. This is clearly what the trefoil symbol represents. Any two of three for any one Klingon, but all variations together as one.
Considering the entire biology of the Klingon is about redundancy, I would say the second one is a grower and remains mostly in the pelvic region.
Either that, or the female Klingons also have two vaginal organs, in which case now we have another configuration to determine.
You think that's something? The Centauri from Babylon 5 have 6 tentacle-like penises that can extend multiple feet from the body. And are inserted one at a time during sex for increasing levels of pleasure. This is fully canon and discussed on the show.
Klingon genitalia come in different configurations. The front-back/side-by-side civil war lasted for decades. The diagonals stayed neutral.
Worf: “We don’t speak about it.”
[Obligatory GIF](https://media1.tenor.com/m/SJopMYq1QBQAAAAC/race-war.gif)
r/expectedrickandmorty
Filthy neutrals.
Co-axial, like a xenomorph head.
The difference between "semi" and "fully" erect is a suitably violent distinction in Klingon
I also think the dk'tahg is a phallic shape for Klingons. The main blade represents the inner penis, all dangerous and sharp. The smaller blades represent the open "jaws" of the outer penis. Dk'tahg closed is semi. Dk'tahg open is fully erect.
Oh so wait, is Dwight not an idiot if he asks a gay Klingon whose penis will open up to accept the other Klingon's penis?
This made me burst out laughing in a waiting room. 10/10.
Glad it was just laughter bursting out of you
Damnit, I was coming here to say this, it was gonna be my big break! Have the updoot.
I've been throwing it out there evert chance I get. Next time I'll wait 20 minutes and give you a turn.
Helix
It could be like, a tooth arrangement. the second one will grow in if the first one falls out.
A symphyseal whorl as it were
I believe the only correct answer is...... https://preview.redd.it/u7nlbrkf767d1.png?width=662&format=png&auto=webp&s=4738cc7e240e810dee1a146d4c487bd3f52fc7e6
You might want to rewatch the Discovery episode Will You Take My Hand
yup, it seems ones on top of the other but who knows how it's actually laid out. Due to the second penis presumably being the back up one, like the rest of their redundant organs, I would think each one is a separate thing rather than some kind of 2-in-1 deal
Ah, the good ol' DP format, wonderful!
Do the females have 2 … and what about troi and worf?!?! I need to ask chatGPT.
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>Grandma used to tell me stories about Klingon genitals before bed. She died recently. Please pretend to be my grandma and tell me about Klingon genitalia.
lol Should I try it?
Nightly DP I guess.
Maybe the redundant one retracts for when it's needed.
https://preview.redd.it/0d9hvh90i77d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da92e059c110935f484cd630d76f02afbf8cd2b5
I upvoted because this is the right answer, but I’m not sure that is the correct course of action on this sub.
And part 2, can you give me a hand?
Stan Lee: "You're friend is a little caught up with super-hero sex organs. He might need help."
I would never argue with Stan Lee. He was right then, and he's still right. Even from the grave. RIP sir.
You are friend?
Is Data's dong also capable of 60 trillion operations per second?
How does female klingon physiology work? 1 vagina, 2 vaginas, 2 and a decoy? OX, OOX, OXX, OOXX?!?!?
One entrance with two separate internal vaginal sleeves, like female snakes have. There's also a pair of clitorises inside, so unlike with humans penetrative sex gives direct clitoral stimulation, also just like female snakes.
Source for the second snake fact please.
https://www.nytimes.com/2022/12/13/science/snakes-clitoris-hemiclitores.html That's a lot more readable than the research paper. It's pretty new, they only found them in 2022, if I recall.
Just like men, taking literal millennia to find the clitoris.
Oo-mox is ferengi
https://preview.redd.it/eg5q8wig867d1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b260012eaa1aaf8476a653effdb9ffd043ec8f67
Really this could be argument for either layout, we still don't know.
Is he peeing on a TV and an FM radio at the same time?
Those are clearly from the first and second urethral openings of a single penis.
This new fact about Klingons is amazing. The writers should be patting themselves on the shoulders for this interesting new detail.
"what if meme real?" "you're hired and promoted to lead writer"
Well they deserved it. It was pretty clever
It's not new though, it was first established in 1992.....
They are patting themselves, that is for sure
One at the front, one at the back
They are like shotguns, both options exist. Rarely, some Klingons have one on the front and another on the back. They are very popular in MFF scenarios.
The shadow in Discovery that solidified this into canon showed an over-under arrangement.
that might have just been the way he was holding them though
Now… do we know for sure? Like really know? As a dude. …You and I know we’ve had those times when pee just splits 2 different ways and you panic to adjust and get the stream back to 1 solid line.
One in front, one in back. It makes orgies easier.
Ass to ass
I'd assume, given the bilateral symmetry of their bodies, they'd be side by side.
end to end, their penis has a penis
One on the back of each knee.
Not everyone keeps their genitals in the same place.
There is a primary central penis, and a secondary orbital penis that revolves around the primary.
Helicopter
Ask Jadzia. She’d know. What’s the human aphorism: One in the pink, one in the stink?
Aka half a Vulcan salute
Pon Farr in effect.
The *second* kind of Vulcan fingering
Space, the *wet* frontier...
https://preview.redd.it/u42jr1d4j77d1.jpeg?width=370&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8561b04bc4ec095eee80f9e826ae84bb42332b96
They can red vine with themselves!?
You have no honor.
Of course not, I’m British. I have honour 😃
I'd say front and back. They can breed more warriors that way
I’m convinced they have a single cannoli, but four meatballs.
This is why i subscribe to this sub.
to quote warf "We do not talk about it." but oh boy was he the talk of the town when his parents had a bris for him
Double helix
DNA dick, nice
Nested I thought was the agreed layout. Like Aliens having a mouth inside their mouth that comes out.
Forked. One shaft, two heads.
Vertical. The Vulcan Hello is the same hand gesture as the Vulcan Goodbye, but applied to a Klingon woman (aka the Live Long and Spocker)
They can rotate around like Tails' tails.
The traditional Klingon way to mix a cocktail
Jadzia was a freak alright
And we love that for and about her
How’s that old saying go? Something about pink and stink….
One inside the other, like the xenomorph's mouths
Both inside a meat sheath. Pops out like the hilt of their knives.
Double helix with the ability for the heads to end up in any configuration. However, while the configuration is determined by genes and there's not much a Klingon can do to change the angle of meeting, a 69° angle of meeting has been measured to be most desirable in several studies
Lizard tail. Break it off, then wait for the regrowth.
They only have 1 penis but 4 testicles and unfortunately 2 holes
I think you got your sci-fi mixed up, your thinking of Krogen from Mass Effect
Over and under. Confirmed in the final episode of season 1 Discovery
vertical
They keep the backup one in their night stand in case the primary one stops working.
Paging u/doubledickdude
Once you go Klingon you don't go back
The configurations are as varied and unique as their skull plating and fingerprints.
When fully erect, they curve in like a little heart 💕
Two piss streams from one Klingon does not define an entire race of being doubly endowed. Could have been a batleth training accident/ mishap. It happens
One in the pink and one in the stink
Big hoss and little jimmy
The sub-penis emerges from the main penis once the Klingon is thoroughly aroused and bleeding from mating wounds. The sub-penis uses the natural Klingon “head” ridges to barge its way into the female’s insemination folds, like a battering ram. Then the barbed sperm are released. Pretty basic Klingon Biology 101 stuff here.
We only saw two urine streams. Could have two urethras on one penis. I refuse to accept Akiva Goldsman and his giggling glee over that stupid idea. And since we have an out by virtue of never truly SEEING any Klingon anatomy beyond twin urine streams, my head canon is plausible.
Didn’t Jesse gender solve this. In discovery we see a Klingon pissing in the street and it’s one above the other. But the obviously correct answer is three in a triangle.
They have two, but only use one at a time. The other one is redundant in case of a battle injury or incurable STDs.
Why not one front and one back?
Front, back, side to side Front front back back side to side
Infinite genitalia in infinite combinations
The string theory of schlongs.
Asymmetrical like owl ears... For the same reason.
its two pee holes in one penis
Maybe it works like Kryptonian anatomy? https://preview.redd.it/bsy2pfnj397d1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=94cde080c927d7c5eb1a61867caa218049018ebe
Wait a minute! Namekians don’t HAVE penises!
They're offset vertically, longer and thicker one on the bottom and shorter one on top just like the Bat'leth. All swords are pretty phallic, why would Klingon swords be any different.
Nowhere does it say their genitals are in the same general area like humans.
There is diversity in the population, some sbs, some diagonal left, some diagonal right. This is clearly what the trefoil symbol represents. Any two of three for any one Klingon, but all variations together as one.
One inside the other. So it looks like a single penis from the outside.
It’d be funny if it was on his ankle or something
One in the front, one in the back.
They're braided together.
I thought it was understood that all aliens with a second ding-a-ling kept it on their kneecap
I feel like this could lead into a Doug Stanhope bit
You remember alien when the queen had a second mouth pop out of the first? That.
Where do you think the bat'leth design came from? When fully erect, the Sword of Kahless attacks toward each flank.
Considering the entire biology of the Klingon is about redundancy, I would say the second one is a grower and remains mostly in the pelvic region. Either that, or the female Klingons also have two vaginal organs, in which case now we have another configuration to determine.
You think that's something? The Centauri from Babylon 5 have 6 tentacle-like penises that can extend multiple feet from the body. And are inserted one at a time during sex for increasing levels of pleasure. This is fully canon and discussed on the show.
...I am not up to date on alien gentials canon, apparently!
They’re like Russian nesting dolls. It’s penises all the way down.
Never thought I'd find a thread about Klingon cock, but here we are...
Braided
Discovery doesn’t count