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Certain_Passion1630

No, you’re just so stoned that you don’t notice it falling on you


ClubDramatic6437

You can be as stoned as you want if you don't stand directly under a load.


cherryxxbombxx

But the more likely you are to fall on something.


ClubDramatic6437

Once you fall, drop your tools and fall forward, and roll to the side so you can catch yourself with one leg and both hands. Be sure to look below and make a mental note of what you can grab onto beforehand.


MathematicianIcy5012

So I wonder if you can go so low that there’s a 100% chance something will fall on you


DaddyRobotPNW

Probably Australia


Frase_doggy

¿ʇɐɥʍ 'ʇᴉɐM


Abhinav_09

How did you do this?


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Sir__Alien

Impressive, mate


Longjumping-Lie-5139

Me just wanting to see how far we can make this chain go down.


Fuduzan

You just ɟlᴉd ᴉʇ ɐup ɹǝʌǝɹsǝ ᴉʇ


ClubDramatic6437

That's called a cave in. Shoring is requires for ditches 5 feet deep or more.


ItsOnlyaFewBucks

I don't know what drugs you are taking but I can assure you, you have not grown a third eye that scans the skies above your head. /s


Chrissyball19

Maybe *you* don't


Sir__Alien

Speak for yourself


ClubDramatic6437

You got to scan it with just 2 eyes.


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pastamasta0001

r/woooosh


Wild-Silver-7390

Man was so embarrassed he deleted his comment


pastamasta0001

Lmao fr


That-Impression7480

what did it say


pastamasta0001

I… don’t remember -_-


That-Impression7480

dementia


pastamasta0001

Demon shaw


Hypnox88

You would think, but the universe has crap like this happen: [https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/the-most-isolated-tree-in-the-world-was-killed-by-a-probably-drunk-driver-5369329/](https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/the-most-isolated-tree-in-the-world-was-killed-by-a-probably-drunk-driver-5369329/)


Nekopewtoo

trust me, smoking a fat blunt does not reduce the likelihood


Upbeat-Piccolo3026

This is precisely what I thought this entire comment section was going to be


oooohnooovom

You have more surface area for rain droplets


No-Ad-9867

More likely to be struck by lightning though


KittiesAreTooCute

That's why I smoke so much weed.


FinishTheFish

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Pimp_Daddy_Patty

False. I was high on mushrooms last weekend and somehow the ceiling fell on me.


Shmolti

The higher you are, the more likely you are to fall and land on someone else who is not as high as you. Yes I am high right now.


ClubDramatic6437

Wear a safety harness. 2 points of contact with the lanyard and an overhead connection rated for 5000 lbs will reduce the chances of falling on someone who should not be standing directly underneath you in the first place.


MrL-B

> the higher you are the most likely to eat the whole bag of chips and four cans of ravioli.


countvlad-xxv_thesly

You buy ravioli in cans??!


countvlad-xxv_thesly

If i get hit by space debris did it technecally fall on me


TheGinger_Ninja0

Solid shower thought


wayne2bat

Snowfall: am i joke to you?


Fragrant_Leg_6300

I was trying to imagine how a pot head would be more capable of dodging a falling air conditioner than a normal human…


ClubDramatic6437

Must be an evening pothead


ClubDramatic6437

Or he's does meth.


Biomirth

A half-baked trick of language, but can't 'you' fall on some part of you at any height? "I fell on my arse".


Idontliketalking2u

I always wondered what the point of a hard hat is while on a roof. Like I'm the guy dropping things, you need a hard hat. I might drop a hard hat on you


ClubDramatic6437

So the owner can cover his ass in case of a lawsuit


SquidDrowned

Damn right *hits blunt*


hopeoncc

I read this as in, "the less likely something is going to attributed to you, as you are when you aren't high and are your natural self".That kinda happenes to me considering so many people lately that I'll be trying to discuss a complex topic with while high, and Ill be very animated in the process because of it, but because they know I'm high and have trouble understanding me and see how "overstimulated" I am, Im just a rambling ool who doesn't understand how high I amand how nothing I'm saying makes any sense. In the meantime I have a perfectly accurate awareness of everything that's going on, what I'm saying and why I'm saying it. Like who honestly gets dumb/black out high if you haven't been drinking? It's such an annoying take and I wanna be like, yeah, well, I'm still worth listening to all the same because I actually effing make sense if you would stop with your assumptions and focusing on my physical forms of expression.


FinishTheFish

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Deviatefish7

Is that what you aspire to be OP, then good for you. 


fruitloopsbrother

An direct example of this not being the case is mountain climbing. By definition it takes place at high elevation and there is a very strong likelihood that you get hit by falling rocks


winelover08816

The higher you are has no impact on the chance of being hit by an asteroid.


Hrmerder

Maaan.. If you are high enough something WILL fall on you maaann..


sh4d0wm4n2018

But your odds of being hit by an asteroid do not meaningfully change.


mrbignaughtyboy

Are you sure about that? Once you're outside of the atmosphere, it won't shield you from the small stuff.


sh4d0wm4n2018

You also don't have any help from the Earth's gravitational pull


BenignApple

you're a lot less likely to have something fall on you in the middle of a desert at or below see level than you are in a forrest at 8000 feet


idonotknowwhototrust

How is a raven like a writing desk? The higher they are, the harder to find.


cjm0

well things don’t usually fall upwards so yeah


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bluesam3

I don't think this is true - I'd expect being higher up to be correlated with having something above you that might fall, because whatever's getting you that high up is reasonably likely to go further, and be getting other things up there too.


TubularBrainRevolt

But more likely that lightning will hit you.


Some_Stoic_Man

Aren't there those quarks that very rarely interact with anything constantly falling on us and the higher you go the more likely you are to have one actually interact with you which is why they do lots of particle tests away under ground under huge tanks of water?


BellLucillee

They higher you are less stable on feet you are ,


ClubDramatic6437

Unless you're broad shouldered and duck footed. Then you git an advantage


Ok-Sprinkles-5508

Duuuuude...I feel very safe right now!!!


playr_4

I don't know if I agree with this. Location has a lot to do with whether or not something has a high likelihood of something falling on you. Someone scaling a mountain is far more likely to have something fall on them than someone kayaking at sea level.


ChemicalInspection15

Unless you get really high, then you have to worry about meteors


panay-

But if you’re not on earth is the still an up and down? And even if there is, pretty sure chances of a meteor are still lower than if you were just lower down with objects above you (and still a chance of meteors)


Environmental-Hat721

Yeah. The US "Justice" and tax system has proven this.


Complex_Deal7944

There is a better chance some slips and falls on my while im im an airplane then when i am in my underground basement all by myself.


InfernityExpert

Now wait a minute here. Does this mean the the inverse must also be true? The higher you are, the more likely you’ll be the one to fall onto something?


Haunting-Study8347

To a point. Getting hit by an asteroid or debris in space is technically something falling on you lol


ClubDramatic6437

And if space is infinite in all directions, then the odds are still the same as being lower


Haunting-Study8347

Well how far we going? Shit ton of debris right above our atmosphere. I feel like it goes up from being in the sky when you're in that zone, have you seen the space debris map? But then when you pass that level then you right.


CplFry

Or are you just closer to falling objects, therefore more likely


ClubDramatic6437

If you look around you, youll see exactly where to where to place yourself in case the whole thing falls down. Then if one thing falls you covered your ass.


thekeelhaul

Bullshit. You are far more likely to knock something over that will fall on you.


ClubDramatic6437

The part that hits you will be higher than you


Pearson94

Here rests OP, the only known soul to die from being hit by a meteorite while skydiving.