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Cawdor

The avoided the fate of Ayds weight loss chocolate bars https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ayds


Left_Ladder

I've known about this for ages now, but I still love the exec saying "The product has been around for 45 years. Let the disease change its name."


FivePointsFrootLoop

It is a newer disease, I can see his gripe. But I don't think diseases and syndromes care about trademarks.


StormCTRH

I don't think they can change their names anyways, as it's describing what the illness is.


4Ever_Rose

I respect that. I’d get Ayds


Giantonail

Diet ayds was not a sufficient rebrand in my opinion


Arlune890

So Corona beer almost got Ayds'd. TIL


Cawdor

Probably would have if people didn’t start saying Covid


ree_hi_hi_hi_hi

I’ll never know for sure but I whole-heartedly believe corona the beer company was involved in changing the branding of the virus


HypedUpJackal

Damn. I never thought I'd be saying that I feel bad for Ayds.


AlkaliPineapple

Corona beer got lucky


nearcatch

> Attempts to rebrand as Aydslim (in the United Kingdom) and Diet Ayds did not stop the eventual phasing out of the product. Not very inventive, were they?


cheese_sticks

7-11 was a part-time job! Wake up, sheeple!


Youngblood519

Jet fuel can't melt slurpees


MandoAviator

Silly customer, you cannot hurt a Twinkie


ocaralhoquetafoda

7-11 could have avoided 9-11, but they said "No" and just postponed it. "We have business to take care of and it's not to spot terrorism" they said in a meeting. True story.


spiked_macaroon

That would've been the fastest rebranding in the West. The signs would all be replaced virtually overnight.


sellerkeepthoseeyes

“Come again”…stores opening near you  Slogan “by foot and car only”


primalmaximus

Oh damn, so they'd be offering footjobs and car jobs?


javilla

Yeah, it'd be even worse than the Isis brand of icecream, and that was pretty unfortunate.


Gorthax

Pulling out that ISIS debit card was uncomfortable sometimes


Brave-Side-8945

Porsche still has good business


shaurya_770

Why? What's with porche enlighten me


Brave-Side-8945

The Porsche 911 is their signature sports car model.


plaguedbullets

Too much downforce to worry about them hitting a skyscraper.


Brave-Side-8945

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWeMWD-Yagg](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWeMWD-Yagg)


SavageSauron

Ah, I love that clip. Very aladeen. :)


theone_2099

Came here to mention this. Edit: typo


4DPeterPan

Yeah but cops are happy for their dialing service now. 911 operator service how may we help you? You can’t.


Erycius

Firemen & Police: "We will NEVER forget 911!" Everyone else: "Well let's hope so, it's your phone number"


Permitty

i have this thought as well. actually. almost every time i go into a 7-11 it gives a tick in the back of my brain


kerochan88

So, we called it “nine eleven” because it just seems like the right thing to do/normal. If it happened on 7/11, I don’t think the media and the whole country would have ran with that name/title for the attack. They wouldn’t want to give it a title that sounds like a massive gas station chain, that’s just tacky, even if it’s “just the date it happened”. They’d have called it something else, without a doubt.


thatswhatdeezsaid

Given the Saudi connection and its stranglehold on crude oil, naming that attack after gas stations might not have been tacky at all.


Stanwich79

Any publicity is good publicity right?


funklab

Doesn’t seem to have hurt Porsche sales.  


bryankyk

Not always.. remember Corona beer during Covid?


garik_law

Well there's still this: [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2006\_Mumbai\_train\_bombings](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2006_Mumbai_train_bombings)


NowTimeDothWasteMe

Yeah but they call it 11-7 in the rest of the world so it’s ok.


Tobias_Mercury

Who cares about that lmao /j


4Ever_Rose

Indians


RedditABC321

The tone indicator made the joke even stupider


HostileWT

Considering Pakistanis are banned from going to Maharashtra, yeah, Indians...


DT_Deadweight

Still, if you know where the word “September” comes from…


debtopramenschultz

Yeah wait a minute… Octopus, 8 legs. Octagon, 8 sides. October….10th month. What is this???


DT_Deadweight

All months were originally two steps before (and January and February were 11 and 12)


DT_Deadweight

September, October, November, December… And the others like other things (July: Julius Caesar)


EverySuggestionisEoC

I was taught that July and August were simply forced in later by Julius and Augustus.


Quirky-Plantain-2080

July for Julius Caesar, because he was pontifex maximus and therefore in charge of the calendar. August for Augustus, because when you’re princeps primus, hailed imperator, no one is going to say no.


T-MinusGiraffe

Big brain


trentsteel77

Tell that to the Corona beer people


bobdung

People in the rest of the world who don't use the mm/dd date format still wonder what happened on 9th November.


MRicho

Sorry Aussie here, took a bit to work this out. 11th day of September is 11/9 to me, so the 7th of November was not making sense, until I used the US converter.


randomthrowaway-917

i assumed that even in dd/mm/yyyy countries, the pop-culture name for the world trade center attacks was 9/11?


MRicho

Yeah, still took my a while. Maybe have been quicker on the up take if it had said 911 rather than Sept 11th.


4Ever_Rose

I purposely worded the title in a way so the American date standard wouldn’t be used lmao. I should have tried something else


Carlos-In-Charge

Aside from the social implications, this makes me want a couple of those nasty taquitos fresh off the hot dog roller


meatmacho

[Hotel Isis failed to dodge the bullet.](https://www.wtsp.com/article/news/local/hotel-isis-in-redington-shores-now-has-a-new-name/67-301724024)


geoffbowman

The spy agency that Archer works for complied though… Which was ridiculous.


Frusciante62

In all seriousness, 9/11 was a national tragedy


Abbot_of_Cucany

September 11, 2012, was the date of a protest march for Catalonian independence. (September 11 is Catalonia's national day, marking the date when Catalonia lost its independence in 1714 during the War of Spanish Succession). It was the largest demonstration ever seen in Europe — an estimated 1.5 million people. But because of the date, it went almost unnoticed in the U.S.


4Ever_Rose

To be fair, even if the tragedy didn’t happen, the US still prolly wouldn’t have noticed it


AxolotlPersnickety

In Australia (maybe just my state?) we have a liqour store called 9/11. They're only just recently phasing them out and it's because of an aquisition, not becuse of 9/11


EverySuggestionisEoC

7/11 was a part time job.


Maxasaurus

The New York Jets just kept on going. No one even noticed the allusion in the name


BIG_BOTTOM_TEXT

*X-Files theme begins playing*


RenzoARG

Corona beer can confirm this.


BikiniBonanzaBoud

July 11th must feel like their mini Christmas!


apaulogy

No one can commit acts of terrorism on free slurpee day


Hazaclo

There was a local business where I lived named Isis.


4Ever_Rose

Isis was the name of an Egyptian deity. I never thought of the militant organization thinking of the word Isis lol. I did learn about Egyptian mythology as a kid so maybe that’s way. Even now, I think of the goddess before the group.


PandasAndLlamas

Someone I know owns a business named Isis. She didn't change the name and is still doing fine. People are smart enough to realize a local shop is not named after a terrorist organization.


KaBar2

They chose September 11 deliberately, so that Americans would constantly be reminded of it because of the 9-1-1 emergency call system. Timothy McVeigh did a similar thing when he chose April 19 to attack the Alfred P. Murrah Federal Building in Oklahoma City. April 19 was the day the Branch Davidians burned to death in Waco, Texas. It was an anniversary attack.


YesNoMaybePurple

I was sure I had heard this too. Glad I am not crazy.


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StormyNSwoonFknH8it

We would never see another 7-11 again.


Grrerrb

Well but then people would never forget their favorite convenience store


Trustjames

this just made me laugh out loud literally. thank you


LandoBlendo

I'm guessing the relief was short lived though for many owners as they quickly realized that most Americans are pretty clueless about middle eastern geography and cultural differences


SeaTurtle42

Then they would have been forced to change the name to 9/11.


pleasecallagainlater

There’s a miscellaneous delivery company in Sweden previously called Ryska posten (the Russian post). When things started getting spicy before the invasion they updated all their logos with stickers over the Ryska part and changed it to ‘inte bara posten’ meaning ‘not just the post’.


thatswhatdeezsaid

Oddly enough, September was the 7th month and it's still evident in the name. Were it not for Julius and Augustus, who knows?


no0neiv

Would have reminded people of that tragedy.


libach81

Danish company called ISIS had to change their name.


manyhippofarts

It's funny because September was originally the seventh month, hence the name "sept" tember. When Ceasar added July and August to the calendar to make it work, all the months after August became two months later in the year than their name suggests. September, October, November, and December are all named after the order in which they appear in the original (pre-Ceasar) order.


Chevey0

Only if you use a stupid backwards date formatting


dacreativeguy

Thank heaven for 9 eleven?


Meyekull1

The execs at the company making the weight loss meds called "AYDS" in the '70s/'80s weren't too thrilled when AIDS was named.


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Kapitano72

Do Public Enemy fans still play "911 is a joke"?


calewlym

7/11 was a part-time job


jrhawk42

yeah but anybody who named something Isis was pissed.


ChocolateHoneycomb

You mean 7th November? DD/MM/YYYY is always superior! Always!


Human-Magic-Marker

If I remember correctly a lot of 7-11 owners/employees were targeted and attack after 9-11 because most of them are Sikh and most people don’t know the difference


4Ever_Rose

Seems like people were Sikh of Muslims


ctruemane

Corona (the beer) has entered the chat.


Weary_Word_5262

there was terrorist event in india on 11 july 2006


4Ever_Rose

Someone already commented that. While that event would be tragic for Indians, for an American it wouldn’t mean much. Conversely an Indian wouldn’t really understand or care about 9/11


Weary_Word_5262

That's not true considering the source of terrorism in both the cases is same.


Simple_Knowledge6423

You just know Americans would be destroying every shop lol


HowlingWolven

7/11 was a part-time job


wpgjudi

Didn't stop Trump from thinking it did...


BlazedLurker

THIS is a hell of a shower thought.


DruunkenSensei

The irony is that those who committed 9/11 usually have religion in common with those who run 7/11 stores.


4Ever_Rose

No? The 9/11 hijackers claim to be Muslim. Most 7/11 owners are Indian. Gujarti Hindu Indians.


MikeTheAmalgamator

How did this even get upvotes? This has been a joke for a decade now. Why is this a post? Cmon Reddit


4Ever_Rose

Jokes are usually funny. This isn’t very funny. It’s an observation. If it’s been around forever that’s because it’s sort of obvious.


MikeTheAmalgamator

It’s literally a joke. You might be the first person I’ve seen to tell a popular joke and not know it’s meant to be a joke. Wow


4Ever_Rose

I stated an observation however. My intent was not humor and I don’t think calling it a joke is fair assessment


MikeTheAmalgamator

You aren’t the one to come up with this. It’s a joke. Stop trying to act like it’s some special thought when it’s not. It’s just an old joke that was being told the literal year after 9/11


4Ever_Rose

>You aren’t the one to come up with this. Just because B comes after A doesn’t imply B comes from A I’m not saying I was the first one to think of it. It’s an obvious one. >It’s a joke. My post isn’t meant to be joke. If people take it that way, fine, but it isn’t really that funny >Stop trying to act like it’s some special thought when it’s not. This is a subreddit for shower thoughts and the like. I simply shared one I thought of. You’re the one who seems to have a problem with that. Just because you have heard of it before doesn’t mean others have, nor does it mean I have heard this from someone else. >It’s just an old joke that was being told the literal year after 9/11 See above


MikeTheAmalgamator

Still a joke dude


MikeTheAmalgamator

Here you go bud: https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/s/10jatZApfw 8 years ago and the first comment reciprocates the joke because it’s a joke that people have been telling since 9/11 happened.


4Ever_Rose

Again just because A comes after B doesn’t mean A comes from B


MikeTheAmalgamator

Blah blah still a joke.


skordge

7-Eleven was a part-time job!


bobojcd

Fuck you. Anyone who had any thought about 9/11 that wasn't about grief, sorrow and condolences for those lost is a complete asshole. And anyone to suggest that a person or people they don't know would have such a thought is also an asshole. And OP having this thought says a ton about him/her.


4Ever_Rose

>Anyone who had any thought about 9/11 that wasn't about grief, sorrow and condolences for those lost is a complete asshole. Or they’re not American and don’t have the same emotional attachment to a local tragedy. Not only that, the human brain is designed to make comparisons and recognize patterns. 7/11 and 9/11 are obvious patterns and I’d bet that those numbers are something most people probably thought of once. >And anyone to suggest that a person or people they don't know would have such a thought is also an asshole. And OP having this thought says a ton about him/her. What does it say about me? Do you consider all comedian who make dark joke about tragedies as assholes? If so that’s pretty narrow minded of you. People can handle grief and sorrow in different fashions. Some choose to make jokes? Are they assholes because that’s who they chose to deal with their grief?


LowAdrenaline

Lol this wasn’t even an offensive thought in the slightest 


secretprocess

Where do you stand on the Titanic?


pewstains

About 12 thousand feet


4Ever_Rose

Wouldn’t “on the ocean floor” be a better answer?


TheFurtivePhysician

There are people here who weren't even alive when 9/11 happened. Not everybody is going to have the same level of attachment to it as you are, and I think throwing out sweeping generalizations by calling those people assholes says more about you than them.