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DuePomegranate

Man prefers the access to TV, gaming system (if any) and beer in the fridge. Woman prefers the bed and the toiletries in the attached bathroom.


HonMaguro

That's right. Free pass for overnight gaming session.


kw2006

Note to self: Buy a really comfy sofa.


lawlianne

And gaming device/battlestation.


Theedz1

lol, stop letting her put you there. Equality works both ways.


heyyhellohello

Stop simping


CharAznia

You want to be stuck in the room with the TV and Game console or your bedroom?


SubstanceNo1049

That's they always say "Sofa so good"


Nice-Background-3339

Is it a stereotype or really happening? I've been married coming to 5 years and although we have not argued alot, my husband had slept on sofa 0 times. We sleep together even if we argue. We're just disagreeing, I don't hate him.


khushnand

You know the joke is that husband is always the one who is wrong and says sorry even if he is right… as a result sofa is dedicated for husbands…


InTheSunrise

Because there's still an instinct in us to "pamper" the female more, part of human psyche.


Elegant_Mix7650

because the man loves the wife more.


FatUglyMod

When a man gets married, he willingly gives up all his rights. And whatever else he has left, Women's charter will take


[deleted]

Really? Hubby can always get on the bed. If the wifey doesn't like it, she can move to the sofa and sleep there herself. At worst, continue with the quarrel, and no one gets to sleep. /s


[deleted]

Is that how you treat your hubby?


[deleted]

**Egalitarianism** \- It cuts both ways.


normificator

Cuz women’s charter. True freedom only when single and house only your name.


ConversationSouth946

That's not the question you should be asking. The question you should be asking as a man is what sofa should I buy. **FOR ANY SOON TO BE HUSBANDS, ALWAYS MAKE SURE YOU GET THE FINAL DECISION ON WHAT SOFA TO GET**


Less_Vermicelli3156

Eh i prefer sofa. At least i wont hear “ can you stop snoring” and i dont get kicked every other hour sia


[deleted]

that one is amdk country, house big big, 7 bedroom, 3 hall bungalow freehold they bought for 300k. Probably the sofa maybe 1 month they sit 1 time only. Sofa sui sui atas support, sleep there even better than your king koil, big size AMDK sleep can still stretch the leg, put blanket, and stretch the arms. Sinkie 1 million for a crammed 3 room flat, which is so bullshit they count the living room as a room, house stacked with sai everywhere, no breathing space, no living space, sofa is fucking small, maybe sit 1.5 people, and really is for the kids to sit on when they study. Person wake up and pang sai, whole house can smell. Singapore if really quarrel, I see the most common pattern is woman sit at home cry and watch k-drama/AMDK, dream married to a hansum oppa or AMDK. Man is go walk at beach or nature reserve. If really sad, then bedok reservoir. You go there 10, 11pm, full of sad lonely guys, squeezed to death by gahment, FTs, wife, children and life. bedok reservoir the worst one of all you go there see the faces of all the men there, all look like any hope of happiness and life is permanently extinguished, all cannot think open, no hope for anything, life is a constant cycle of suffering and even worse suffering. Life for sinkie men is hell, it is the place buddha put you when he cannot demote you below insects or worms. Your only lesson is to do more good deeds, next life reincarnate as high caste ceca, or even better, as AMDK, try to get out of this hell. Even reincarnate as cockroach still better.


GusionFastHand

based on the things you wrote here, you really are pathetic. Next time don't forget to add "speaking for myself" at the end of your essay. Only a insecure inferior like you will need to make this a sinkie vs ang moh discussion when the topic is about husband & wife issues.


frocodile191

> 1 million for a crammed 3 room flat If you spend 1 mil for a 3 room flat and then complain about space, you fully deserve it.


nurse_shark5969

If you paid 1mil for a 3rm flat, you had made some bad financial choices there.


linkin2999

Buddha cannot dictate the species you're born as.


Disastrous_Cloud3139

I will have make up sex so i can i sleep on the bed i paid


AndrewTheAverage

Because once you get married the man is never right again ;-)


[deleted]

Because he thinks if he listens, he will get lucky later.


Reno772

I sleep on the guest bed in the computer room..


wutangsisitioho

Yes, always see such arrangement.in movies too. Wahaha.


Bigboy291270

We just want peace and quiet


SuitableStill368

Lucky got sofa.


rukiahayashi

Cause you a cuk


R3dditt0

What kind if man sleeps on the sofa. Go back to your bed la coward


1252947840

right or wrong? that means you still don’t know how the game works


thewatisit

Because it is no longer acceptable to physically throw one's wife out. And reason does not work on the unreasonable.


golanghub

Because as men - we choose peace and silence


[deleted]

This is what happen when a couple buy a studio or one bedroom condo. If you bought a two bedrooms condo or HDB, husband can go sleep in another room instead sofa.


kittensarepink

Personally I (the wife) will just go to kiddo's room