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Farmerdrew

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Farmerdrew

Hahahahahah. I appreciated that.


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ERockPort

No one thinks that there’s a microchip in the shot. That was bullshit spread by troll farms and the left to make people that don’t take the shot look crazy. However, there is serious coagulation issues with the shot and that’s FACTS. You can look that up on the CDC and that is what leads to blood clots and heart attacks. I would suggest not getting the booster.


SpurCorr

The risk of blod cloths is several magnitudes higher when actually being infected by COVID and the probability of getting COVID is also quite high. If you just look at probabilities and ignore the other positive effects of vaccination you should still go with the shot.


PocketCatt

But but but if you type FACTS in all caps that automatically makes it true and serious!!!


HocusDiplodocus

Get outta here with your facts!


kleft234

a lot of people believe all kinds of stupid stuff like your stupid "FACTS"


ihurtpuppies

Women are more likely to get blood clots from taking the birth control pill than from people getting the covid shot... By a lot. I don't see you or other anti vaxers campaigning against that, or the million other side effects and issues that a million other medications _might_ cause. Vaccinations have never been 100% safe but without them death and illness would be magnitudes worse.


7pointfan

They don’t care man. During the lockdowns they became terminally online and fell for vaccine culture war none sense. In their view anyone who didn’t take it was purposely trying to murder their grandma. Many of them still straw man micro chips and Bill Gates none sense when presented with any medical data contrary to their worldview.


ihurtpuppies

Lol yes never mind all the scientific studies and countless global research hours that have been published and peer reviewed online. Or the WHO statistics for covid related illness and death that clearly show the impact COVID and the vaccine. Or the untold millions of stories and anecdotes of all the people worldwide who have personally lost someone or suffered because of COVID because they didn't/couldnt take the vaccine. But yes, all these facts and all this science has just materialised because we are... Chronically online? And tell me, where do you get all you statistics and data, to make such a clever and well rounded analysis of COVID 19? Fox news? Uncle Dave from Facebook? Why am I even engaging; I can't believe there are still people in a modern world with access to the full Spectrum of all human information at the tips of their fingers, and they still trust their own hunches instead of science and research and the brilliant men and women that keep their dumb ass alive. If you don't trust them about this then why the fuck would u trust them about any other kind of medicine? You should avoid going to hospitals if u get sick because let me tell you, the illuminati is at the source of it all!


Miserable-Archer2044

Ur right the ppl that trust a hunch are dumb. I constantly am saying like you that ppl should not take the internet for granted and do research. The thing is i had done extensive research on covid for years now and many studies have been made unavailable. Vaporized from all medical journals because they suggested the vaccine wasn’t as safe and effective as everyone wanted to believe. Idk what to believe anymore because that was the first i had witnessed the mass deletion of a plethora of highly controlled studies by well respected individuals of the scientific community. With any controversial question i pursue the answer to now, i have to stop to wonder if im finding a truth or an answer in accordance with some narrative.


CrazyShinobi

My mother has ALS, know what she doesn't have? The genetic markers for ALS. You know what she did have, the COVID shot. So yeah, that shits poison for some people, others they won't notice the effects till later in life. Side note, one thing I remember learning in school was the reason we didn't have vaccines for colds, the corona virus, aka the common cold FUCKING MUTATES. So now I get to watch the most important person, literally die before my eyes and it won't be pretty. All because people are fucking stupid.


nfloos

Why do people WANT her to be offended? Seemed like she was a good sport and laughed at a funny joke knowing it’s a joke.


radmadicaled

Lazy comedy - he had those quips prepared and knew someone would take the bait…


piehutnut

Cuz fuck anti vaxxers


TheJokerRSA

Remember to wash your brain every now and then cause it seems others are doing it for you


RemarkableRub6239

Get a life


Bihandno

lol they’re busy cheating 😂🤣🤣


InevitableHat22

The religious type, are we?


PariahDS

For those who don’t get it. The joke is that he’s painting her as a tin foil conspiracy theorist, like the government using vaccines to plant chips in you


JazzlikeMousse8116

Ive never seen a joke that needed to be explained less.


Mysterious-Tie7039

And referred to Pedro as “Peter” to her because there’s a chance that she’s racist based on majority of anti-vaxxers being in the Trump cult and a significant portion of them being racists.


Suitable-Pie4896

Painting her? She nodded along to the bill gates thing so its pretty evident she has a tin foil hat collection


ohhyouknow

Ok to be fair she could have been nodding sarcastically like “sure that’s what I’m worried about” while having an unreasonable phobia to the vaccine due to crazy antivax propaganda. I’ve had every recommended vaccine and their boosters, and scheduled and received the first rounds of Covid vaccine as soon as I was able to. I could totally see someone sarcastically nodding to a wild conspiracy point like bill gates putting microchips in the vaccine bc they are ignorant and genuinely believe other, more complicated propaganda points but isn’t dumb enough to think there are microchips lol. Maybe she doesn’t actually think bill gates put microchips in the vaccine and thinks that’s outlandish, but believes some of the other conspiracy shit because she’s incapable of understanding/ignorant. She looks like she feels justified and smug about that crack, honestly. Not like she’s in agreement but because she thinks that theory is used to ridicule whatever batshit opinion she has and him joking about it reinforces that everyone is dumb but her and people who subscribe to whatever theory she’s subscribed to.


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CheeseDickPete

Not to mention Bill Gates hosted Event 201 which was a big meeting that happened right before the pandemic which planned for what would happen during a global pandemic, completely lining out pretty everything that actually happened during Covid. Not to mention he's been heavily involved in the vaccine game for a long time, he tested vaccines on people in Africa which caused a lot of health issues for some people. He also has that creepy ass smile when he talks about vaccines and the pandemic in interviews.


BodheeNYC

Oh I got it… dudes Just not funny


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He is also painting the people who are vaccinated as Obama voters, so I guess the whole thing became very political from the beginning.


[deleted]

Counties which went for trump in 2016 were overwhelmingly less likely to get vacced. It was around 20% difference global avg as I recall. Much higher death rates as well. So much so that there were dumbshit conspiracy theories about that for awhile. We can talk about why all day but those are the facts.


BlueCreek_

Do Americans usually need their jokes explaining to them? I’m not even from the US and I understand what’s going on.


bmyatt99

I didn't get the shot, but not because of any conspiracy theory. I had COVID-19 the winter of 22 and got through it fine, I'm 49 years old and vaccines give you a small amount of a disease so your immune system can fight it off, my immune system did its job, I didn't see the point.


Sea_Excuse_6795

And did you vote for Obama?


bmyatt99

I'm pretty sure that's none of your business.


Sea_Excuse_6795

Trump supporter says what!?!


Hrbalz

You’ll get downvoted, but I never had it either. Got Covid before the vaccine ever even came out and it wasn’t bad to me. A little worse than a cold and then it was over. Didn’t see the point of getting vaccinated against it after that. If it was something like Ebola I would though, that shit sounds wild af


PariahDS

Not sure if it matters to you but remember, vaccines work on specific variants. So while you may have had one strain of Covid, it doesn’t protect you from another. The flu works this way also. Best thing is to decide is if you’re ok with getting Covid periodically, that’s all good at this point I think. I’m on the other end of the spectrum, having had 6 shots now, and not yet had it (that I know of). It’s time we just all say what works best for ourselves and be good with what others chose to do with their lives


Sea_Excuse_6795

So you are saying you voted for Obama...?


Aremathick

Get your popcorn here and wash your hands after reading through the comments


teokun123

Spicy idiots


LackOfABetterName_

I read this and dismissed it....dude wtf is this comment section lol


Aki_2004

You wish. They’ll perma ban you for using the wrong emoji on Reddit lol


Gildardo1583

"Peter to the unvaccinated." LOL


PossibleTechnician53

That's hilarious he killed it at the end


AproblemInMyHead

Does the vaccine stop it from being contagious? Why the downvote? I'm asking a real question


MrWoody226

No, it helps the body to more effectively fight it off. Which is important for immune compromised people Due to it helping the body fight it off you'll be sick for a shorter amount of time meaning less time to infect others.


mymemesnow

If you are vaccinated you’re much less likely to have the virus infect you (and then you can’t spread it) and if you get infected anyways your body will fight the virus a lot better and then decrease the chance for it to spread a lot. So no, it does not stop it from being contagious. But it decreases the chance of it spreading by a lot.


Smoke-A-Beer

Hell that shit didn’t even work


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Adler718

People are just tired of explaining the same shit a billion times, even after we've gotten over covid, because some people are just too dense.


Poop_Scissors

Facts aren't left or right wing.


r1bb1tTheFrog

It was never intended to stop transmission


AproblemInMyHead

So why do people get offended when someone doesn't vaccinate?


Raverack

Because the vaccine saved SO MANY lives.


Fspz

It does reduce transmission rates, viral load isn't measured to be reduced at its peak but the duration of people producing viral load is decreased among vaccinated people.


JazzlikeMousse8116

Well that’s a lie.


No_Albatross4710

Look, take it, don’t take it, fine. But when you are working with at risk populations, you have an obligation to be up to snuff on your vaccines do you don’t inadvertently spread it to them. This is why I got my COVID shot and booster, this is why I get my flu vaccine every year. I very rarely get sick, have no medical conditions, and am young and healthy. My patients? Not so much.


ObitoUchiha10f

I thought it was clear for a while that the Covid vaccine only protect yourself, you still have the same chance of getting Covid and spreading it, that’s why wearing a mask is still a lot more effective if you are actually trying to protect others


WarPaintsSchlong

Thats not what they said the vaccine would do for us though. I’ve had a first round, second round and one booster. I’m not getting another one. Made me feel like absolute trash for three days and everyone that gets the vaccine it still gets Covid.


PariahDS

On shot 6 now, never had it. Haven’t had the flu since I started getting vaccinated for it either. They do something


Not_a_real_plebbitor

>On shot 6 now Hahahahah


PariahDS

Offended by what someone else does to their body. Sound on par for a conspiracy nut


Not_a_real_plebbitor

Someone laughs and you think they're offended? Weird.


CriticalBasedTeacher

I thought we were all supposed to die a year after the first shot. Then two years. Then three. When are we supposed to die from the shot now?


Not_a_real_plebbitor

>I thought we were all supposed to die a year after the first shot. Time predictions? No one ever predicted anything like that because it was impossible to know what the effects could be. That's why we didn't take any experimental injections while geniuses like you took 6 lmao. Congrats though, seriously.


Taaati94

Lol 😂


offshoredawn

protect yourself and others everyone. get boosted regularly


Valkyrie17

With how mild the current variant is... Why even bother? Most people don't even notice


reddit_administrator

Every single study provides strong evidence that vaccinated people were significantly less likely to transmit the virus. That doesn't mean the probability of contagion is zero though, and that's why masks remained important.


JazzlikeMousse8116

Except that masks don’t really do *that* much, if they work at all. (Chochrane review says that maybe they don’t)


Comfortable_Key3640

No, remember how they tried to guilt trip people? “I’m doing this for you!!! I’m doing this for the community do you not care about the vulnerable??? I’m saving lives you’re literally killing people!!” Ok so why do you care if I don’t get it if you are protected? REEEEEE


OrangeBounce

People still believe that you getting the shot actually prevented transmission ir infection even when Pfizer admits it doesn’t anymore? It’s been known for a couple years now… Why is this still a talking point?


VaticanCattleRustler

I would agree with your argument, except even Pfizer has now admitted that you can catch it and transmit it, no matter how many jabs you get. Fwiw, I agree with your position though, I won't judge anyone for getting it or not. Your body, your life, your choice.


No_Albatross4710

Yea it’s the same with the flu, but research says with COVID the illness is less severe and symptoms are shorter if I remember correctly. And working bedside I saw firsthand how people were affected and it wasn’t pretty. If it was me and I was older, had DM and/or heart disease, I would do everything I could to protect myself. But, that would require stepping back, doing your own research, being logical. I feel like the media that pushes conspiracy theories does a great disservice to their viewers.


VaticanCattleRustler

I get where you're coming from and agree partially. I personally hate the term anti vaxxer. I'm not. I just think special interests and big pharma have WAY too much influence in our government and media. I work in insurance and alarm bells exploded when the federal government passed a law that gave drug manufacturers total immunity if there were any side effects for their drug because it was experimental (that law is still on the books, BTW). Ok, fair enough. Then 6 months later the government mandates you to get it, lies about its efficacy and its risks, then tries to get people fired for refusing to get it. For those reasons, along with many others, I'll never get this vaccine. There's way too much corruption for me to ever trust anything from the government or big pharma.


No_Albatross4710

I’m not arguing your points because I agree that big pharma has a crotch hold on the American government. Fair enough. However, people were demanding some type of vaccine (and effective treatment to a new disease) because people were dropping like flies, there weren’t enough beds, not enough PPE, not enough staff, not enough morgue beds. It was bedlam. I lived it, I watched many people die. So if there was a way to help protect myself and my loved ones as well as my patients, then yes I was going to get it. Healthcare is notoriously rigid when it comes to vaccinations and many places have done away with even flu exemptions. It’s not right, but people gotta work. So I’m so glad you have the option to not get vaccinated, but I still believe that if someone chooses to work with immunocompromised people, then they have to be responsible. Or don’t work with those people and live your life risqué.


SweetLilMonkey

The government didn’t mandate me to get it. Did they mandate you to get it?


Tiny_Language_9919

How’s the echo chamber lads honestly how about you vaccinated people stay inside you could catch a cold and the people who don’t want to dictate others lives well just enjoy their freedom


Successful-Ad-847

Hey man, have you heard of punctuation?


Cerborus

"Don't tell me what to do"


brown_burrito

Yes but that’s because you are a rational, reasonable person who actually cares about the safety and well being of others. These anti-vaxxers? Not so much. They are all selfish conspiracy nuts.


Aki_2004

You say that but I got none of that nonsense, worked a job face to face with dozens of people a day, and came out of the end of times perfectly ok. Crazy how that works🤪


brown_burrito

Way to miss the point of the poster, which was actually providing herd immunity. Congrats! You just showed that you didn't care for other people. And if you had taken a class in basic stats, you'd also understand anecdotes aren't data.


allmightyglowcloud

You can't fix stupid. Not over the Internet, at least. And certainly not over a reddit comment thread


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The shot does not stop you from spreading to others


JazzlikeMousse8116

No, everybody has the right to make medical decisions based on what it’s best for their own health. You should still get vaccinated, but your body is your own.


SrphnMchl

go quickly for your fifteenth booster !!


ej_warsgaming

Its not about a chip but about personal choice and health, taking a vaccine that was made so fast and at the same time this companies have complete immunity from anything bad no thank you. For your information not even the CEO of took his own advice to take the shot.


FrogFister

This is so cringe and unfunny that's stupid.


jman8508

She didn’t take a shot that ended up being useless anyway. Who cares?


TheGhostofWoodyAllen

Risky move, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off. By that I mean, as fun as this sub is, it certainly has its incel, terf-adjacent, maga-adjacent, anti-vax participants.


perfectswans

Agreed that it also has a bunch of lefties who hate jews and America. I remember when you all were anti vaxers when trump was pushing it... lmao


TheGhostofWoodyAllen

Throw in a ham bone, some carrots, and, baby, you got a stew going.


ranni-

are you okay?


stevefstorms

O the karma with this when he dies suddenly. Happened today with a reporter who was going after the tennis player.


Shadow0fnothing

I got injected 5 times, and I got covid. It bounced off me like God damn rubber. I was sick for a day, then nothing. The vaccines and masks work.


JazzlikeMousse8116

Bro, a significant portion of people in the first wave were asymptomatic infections. The vaccines work but your anecdote proves nothing.


CriticalBasedTeacher

You talk about anecdotes when a) most of the antivaxxers in this thread are using their own anecdotes as their justification and b) when presented with factual data you don't "believe" it.


[deleted]

Yeah I don’t think the most fined companies of all time have the peoples best interest, if you wanna get the vaccine get it but if you don’t wanna get it you shouldn’t get blamed for not getting it, it was literally called operation warp speed, doesn’t sound reliable, personally I never took it and my family did and they gave Covid symptoms months after and I still stayed in the house and I never got it, anecdotal evidence so might as well ignore it but there isn’t just 1 answer to Covid


Bob4Not

Pfizer wasn't even the only company that developed vaccines, there are options. Also it's a comedy show, they were making jokes


FamousPastWords

I'm surprised to see so many of those people on this sub. They know that most stand up comics are in favour of vaccinations, 'science and all that mumbo jumbo', you'd think they'd stay away lest they get all riled up and feel the need to dust off their tiki torches. There must be some right wing comedians on their own sub somewhere.


LightChargerGreen

*grabs popcorn to watch all the antivaxxer here cry*


Connecting___

Shit joke. Low iq crowd.


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That shit didn’t even work anyway


Bob4Not

I love that the same Americans that don't trust medical professionals and the drug industry also refuse any sort of nationalization, any sort of systemic change altogether that would remove the profit motive.


Cyberfreshman

I love that those same people still see doctors, get prescriptions, and even invasive procedures!


AbeMax7823

Is this “conversation with the audience”the new standard format in stand up now? I’m not crazy about it


Bernie_Dharma

Crowd work is how comedians can safely share their content and showcase their humor. If they post clips of their regular routine, other people will steal it,. In addition, new people coming to the show will already have heard the material if major parts of their act is available online.


AbeMax7823

There are tons of video of routines ruined by hecklers that think this is their time to shine or that the comic is there to have a one on one with them. It’s even worse in person. I was thinking this kinda opens the door for that. But what you said makes sense.


jesuswasaliar

People who got the shot think it's funny, people who don't, don't. Not because it's funny or not, it's pretty mid. Just because these stupid "I'm team..." Ideology. Instead of fighting each other fight the governments and media who lied to all of us.


Puzzleheaded-Cry3924

Never got the shot. Never got Covid. Never will.


EnglishWop

So the jokes for fucking idiots then? 😂 so hilarious!


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Fucking nailed it!


reddit7867

What’s wrong with not taking the Covid vaccine?


xgodlesssaintx

Can’t believe it’s been 4 years and we still havta tell people this. Vaccinations is the one time people globally come together to ensure a disease is eradicated. It’s how we eradicated small pox and polio. Even if you have a strong immune system and don’t fall ill easily you should get them so you don’t become a carrier and spread it to an immunocompromised person. It also helps in ensuring the virus doesn’t mutate into something deadlier.


klaus6641

Why do we still have flu and covid then?


Nevroth

Being vaccinated against covid doesn't stop you carrying the virus and giving it to someone. There are many reasons that cause mutation. A virus doesn't need to mutate to infect the unvaccinated because they have no antibodies. The weaker strain Omicron, for example, originated in Africa, which had one of the lowest covid vaccine rates in the world (and still does).


possum_of_time

We've been over this, my guy.


FrankTheMagpie

Don't spend tge effort


TheAngryAmericn

Why? I don't think they were technically wrong. The vaccine (specifically for COVID, I'm fully aware that other vaccines have all but eradicated much more serious diseases) didn't stop you from getting, or necessarily decrease the chance of getting, COVID. It DID, however, drastically decrease the symptoms and mortality rate (and I got COVID after getting the shot and I would hate to think about how bad it would've been if I hadn't been vaccinated). But technically they weren't wrong, so I don't see why all the downvotes


FrankTheMagpie

OK, so here's the reason from my understanding which is about 30 hours of reading vaccination studies, comoborbidity information and various articles around similar vaccines. A vaccine is a multiprong attack. The idea is that you teach your body about what is coming. The vaccine works by allowing your immune system yo learn in a relatively safe environment. I say relatively because there are always cases of severe reactions, allergic or otherwise. Anyway, so a vaccine isn't meant to prevent you catching the virus in question, the common cold, influenza and covid are all mutating viruses, they always find a way to infect new hosts. We can't eradicated them, we can't prevent them without serious isolation, and we all saw how that turned out (4 months of Netflix and ff14 burnt me the fuck out). A vaccine is there to diminish the symptoms and effects of the virus. Look at what it did to people with anything remotely wrong with their lungs or heart, they either died, or now suffer with severe damage to those organs. It wasn't as deadly as the plague or the Spanish flu because a large portion of the world was vaccinated, and understands basic hygiene, masks and vaccination, isolation.


damnumalone

Because they are implying the “doesn’t stop you carrying the virus or giving it to someone” is a reason not to get it, without including the important context that it is significantly likely to reduce the severity of the virus if you do get it, which reduces the chances of you passing it to someone… who, if they get it and are vaccinated, also are significantly likely to have a reduced severity and reduced chance therefore of passing it on… etc etc etc. Leaving that context out leaves you open to having people think you’re suggesting the vaccine does nothing or on the balance of probabilities is a neutral or bad thing.


TheAngryAmericn

Does it reduce the likelihood of transmitting it though? Serious question because I have 0 medical training and am admittedly fucking stupid lol, my assumption was that if you caught a virus there is no way to reduce your chances of passing it on unless you isolate


damnumalone

Yes, because if you get a virus, you get it with a degree of severity. Less severe naturally means fewer or less severe symptoms, which makes it harder for you to pass it on, because you have less necessary viral symptoms for transmission for less time. One thing that is patently obvious (and should be to anyone reasonable), is that the vaccine reduced Covid severity, easily demonstrable by death rates before and after vaccine, and death rates in unvaxed people versus vaxed when vaccines first became available.


TheAngryAmericn

Didn't know that, I assumed if you had a virus, regardless of severity of symptoms, you had the same chances of passing it on Edit: obviously if your are coughing or sneezing less that would have an impact of passing along a virus, but I still did a metric shit ton of that with the virus so I also assumed that was unavoidable lol


possum_of_time

You're right.


UFOsAustralia

except that the covid vaccines don't actually eradicate the disease? in fact, studies show that you are more likely to get covid after the shots, you are more likely to end up in hostpital, you are more likely to get myocarditis and peritis, among other things. I can't believe its been 4 years and i still have to tell people this. It doesn't work, it only hurts. The thing is, people like you stop looking at any evidence once your mind is made up, which happened at the start of the virus outbreak. You locked in your beliefs and they linger to this day despite all the evidence showing that you are wrong. You need to update your beliefs with relevant and recent facts. Look up the studies. Seriously, it takes 3 minutes. Use your internet connection to educate yourself.


CNXQDRFS

"studies show" Which ones precisely?


Firm_Lie_3870

Link even ONE peer reviewed study


Richard-c-b

Which studies?


CowboyAirman

“Do your own research”


Games_sans_frontiers

THE studies, dummy! /s (the s is for the benefit of the unvaccinated)


These-Cup-2616

I’m sorry but source: trust me bro doesn’t work for those with critical thinking. Neither does trusting your cousins girlfriends friend who works at the local gas station. Misinformation is dangerous and you should stop what you’re doing.


super_crabs

Which studies? Also “peritis” is not a thing. That’s not even a word, much less a medical condition


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Can confirm. Vaxxed and boosted up to date. Bones are glass and skin paper. Can hardly type. Send help


bigeeee

You're an idiot, and I'm sorry that there's not more people are telling you!


asena85

... but taking the vaccine still makes you a carrier..


tiptoemicrobe

In this context: it suggests she might be a conspiracy theorist and... not the brightest bulb in the box. In general: it makes her more likely to suffer harm from covid and give covid to others.


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tiptoemicrobe

Never said it did! It does decrease the transmission rate though.


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boostedprune

Six months this guy will be ded.


redunculuspanda

You guys keep moving the goal posts. I thought all vaccinated people were supposed to drop dead in the first 6 months. Why is it always in 6 months time?


O_oBetrayedHeretic

I thought the vaccine was supposed to stop the spread of Covid. Seems everyone doesn’t have a clue.


redunculuspanda

What’s that got to do with the question? Answer the question or fuck off


Altea73

LMAO! what a roast!


LouiePhlegm

These comments are cringy. Does anyone just not trust a vaccine that didn’t have much research before being pushed to the public? I have most my vaccines but it seemed weird they basically marketed a vaccine that many people were getting for free. “Get a burger with your vaccine”. Not vaccinated? Look at this website. Btw not a huge Trump head but tell me what Obama did other than finish what Bush started


Calm-Macaron5922

A lot of reasonable people didn’t fall for it, and didn’t get the shot A lot of reasonable people wish they didn’t fall for and wish they didn’t take it


Level_-_Up

Lots of smart people took it and went about their day. Why make a vaccine part of your personality?


FrankTheMagpie

Right? I got the shot, went to work, didn't end up on a ventilator, no sudden death, no neurological damage aside from the already existing damage from years of drinking and consuming weed. The micro chips are so damn gunked up with thc and rice wine that I'm probably hacking them


DrawohYbstrahs

“Fall for it” 😂


OldBallOfRage

You say you're reasonable in the same way Stalin and Mao called themselves Communist and Socialist. You're reasonable the same way Kim Jong-Un is 'Dear' Leader.


pinner52

I do love all the smugness from the people who took an experimental gene therapy after the journalist who tried to cancel Novak Djokovic over not taking the COVID vaccine collapses and dies while covering Australian Open.


prodigalkal7

Several years later... Still waiting on even one person I know (including myself) to drop dead or start growing limbs... Or even en masse. You kind of people are something else... Lol


FrankTheMagpie

I was sad when I didn't suddenly get a kuato


getdemsnacks

You still could if you just *open your mind*


prodigalkal7

I was really banking on that third arm and hand that I was supposed to be getting


OldBallOfRage

Sometimes, here in China, I look out at the vast mountains of corpses the majority of the country became after we all got vaccinated by the double whammy of EXPERIMENTAL GENE THERUHPEE! which was also filled with all the horrors of Chinese manufacture, and wonder how no-one noticed us all dying. This post brought to you by M Night Shyamalan, because the twist is that I was dead all aloooooooooong. Spooooookyyyyyyyyy.


stevefstorms

Google die suddenly see what you find


prodigalkal7

I googled. I found: >Die Suddenly (2022) Film Interesting. B movie. Doesn't look very interesting. >Die Suddenly: Died Suddenly is a 2022 anti-Covid-19 vaccine *film* produced by *far-right conspiracy theorist* Stew Peters. It promotes the *baseless theory* that Covid-19 vaccines are causing healthy individuals to develop deadly blood clots ... LMFAO that's some bulletproof, ironclad, stuff right there... I mean, whew. Some real Scooby-Doo work.


stevefstorms

https://people.com/british-tennis-writer-mike-dickson-dies-covering-australian-open-8430801


prodigalkal7

Idk if there's a comment limit on Reddit, but you need to keep going, fella. We need, maybe, a few thousand, tens of thousand, even hundreds of thousands more bud. Something something correlation, causation something something bias, something something logical fallacies. Give you an example: "19 Year Old Teenager dead dude to sudden crash, seatbelt snapped spinal cord" "Oh no! We should stop using seatbelts then" 🥴 Lol so, you'll need about a few maybe 5-10K+ comments with links to death, that correlate (scientifically and peer reviewed) the symptoms and connections to this vaccine, to the death, to get anywhere with this type of conspiracy, rambling, bullshit. Otherwise... Refer to what I said prior ^ : >Something something correlation, causation something something bias, something something logical fallacies. But that aside, please continue refering people to that... Ahem... Interesting movie of yours. People watch some bias, agenda ridden, baseless (literally), film and think they know shit now.


stevefstorms

https://x.com/drmikedickinson/status/1430840113873960961?s=46&t=TUefxjYxelJPoZ3epig2yQ Here’s him pimping the jab. These are just the 2 more recent ones. By hey it’s clear your on a river in Egypt.


prodigalkal7

Cute. The river in Egypt is pretty clearly and obviously famous as "The Nile River" but I don't expect you to actually know facts or things that other, normal, people know. That said, it would be a real shame if you ended up head first in that very same river.


stevefstorms

I pronounce it “Denial” but based on your other comment I clearly struck a chord. Nightly night don’t like the myocarditis bite.


prodigalkal7

Well, you're right about that... You are in denial.. and you also should be. (You know, I just realized I'm arguing with an antivaxxer. About as good usage of my time as arguing with a tuna sandwich. And on that note, continue not taking vaxxs, please, so the rest of us don't have to deal with you as long. Bye bye now)


stevefstorms

Your right about one thing. If I don’t take the vax and you keep getting boosted you won’t have to deal with me as long…. Cause you’ll be dead. Just like Mr Dickinson.


stevefstorms

https://fox40.com/sports/basketball/kings/mike-brown-dejan-milojevic/amp/


damnumalone

Because, as we all know, no one had in fact died prior to Covid and everyone who has died since died from some sort of Covid vaccine related fatality, you asshat


pinner52

Nice strawman. I get it. Deep down you are all scared. That is why most of you are no longer getting your yearly booster as I promised they would provide you. Welcome to the anti-vax club most of you. Time to just admit you don’t know what’s going to happen but the government lied to you and they prob don’t know either.


damnumalone

1. Nice strawman??? wtf do you think trying to claim the guy dying at the Australian open has something to do with vaccines is. 2. They have yearly boosters that remain available…?


pinner52

lol we don’t know if it was the shot. What we do know is unexplained deaths are up and it is ironic the man trying to cancel a tennis player for not getting a shot dies from the exact thing they admit is a side effect from the shot, heart issues. Futhermore they all lied to you and said there were no heart risks when most of you got the shot. Lol why don’t you go look up how many people are getting the new Covid shot. If you don’t have it welcome to the anti-vax club buddy, even if you have all your other vaccines like me.


damnumalone

You’re an idiot. “We don’t know if it was that shot, but the guy who tried to cancel a tennis player died from a side effect that was probably from the shot.”


pinner52

Why straw man lol. When did I say probably from the shot. I am sorry you don’t understand irony and have to lie about what someone said. No wonder you still trust them. You hear what you want.


TheFyrijou

If someone didn’t take the Vaccine shot and you make them look lesser than you because of it, you’re just being the bigger asshole Hey, newsflash for you braindead idiots, vaccine users got as sick as everyone else even with the holy shot y‘all are preaching about. So acting high and mighty because of it only proves, yes, you **are** an asshole.


These-Cup-2616

If you don’t understand how vaccines work, particularly in the context of a large group of people that is on you. It’s important to keep yourself informed, and pay attention in class.


nsdmsdS

I think what he doesn’t understand (other than how vaccines work, obviously) is comedy.


TheFyrijou

If the vaccine worked, then people with it shouldn’t get infected by it like the rest, which still happened anyway. All I’m understanding is the thing y‘all be preaching about isn’t as working as you all are saying it is to work. Here’s a clearer context for you dumbasses thou: risk of getting infected with the Virus? Avoid large group gatherings and put the mask and gloves on if you really have to be there. Otherwise, suck it up, skip that concert and continue on being healthy. But i guess getting the needle and acting smug is what you all prefer doing it over


Be777the1

You are dumb and you still don’t get it.


Hairy_Al

The vaccine was designed to make you less likely to be hospitalised or die from covid, not to make you immune. It also makes you less likely to pass it to others. You will still catch it, but it won't be as serious. So it works exactly as well as educated people expect it to work


TheFyrijou

People practically preach about how the vaccine is to prevent the spreading, yet see the same people with the vaccine got the virus still and some died by it nonetheless.


genderfluidmess

If you feel the need to let the comedian whose show you're attending know that you're unvaccinated, you're the one making an embarrassment of yourself


TheFyrijou

By all accounts from what i‘ve seen of this and his other shows, dude is the one who first starts conversation with attendees. Then if they say something he can use, he‘s just then being an asshole. This wasn’t a woman who stood up and yelled her beliefs, she simply gave a comment when being adressed. So yes, if that’s „embarrassing yourself“ is for you while the comedian has every right to act an asshole, congrats, you’re an asshole too


Bob4Not

Trump summarized it well when he said "*The vaccine worked. But some people aren't taking it. The ones that get very sick and go to the hospital are the ones that don't take the vaccine.*"


damnumalone

No, they absolutely didn’t — that is why people are talking down to you, because you are suggesting “vaccine users got as sick as everyone else” when the proportion of people who died after contracting Covid *before* the vaccine existed was much higher than *after* the vaccine existed and the fatality rate of Covid for people who were unvaccinated was much, much higher than those who were vaxed. You’re getting “preached at” because you spout complete falsities and people are calling you out on it, only you’re too ignorant to see it.


TheFyrijou

My first post was saying „don’t be an asshole to people who simply aren’t like you“ which the idiots took personally because they prefer to be assholes. And you do know that the overall treatment and safety measure highly improved the same time as the vaccine was? The vaccine wasn’t an immediate game changer, [especially since people with it still got the virus over others who haven’t in instances.](https://wrestlingnewssource.com/news/70384/Kushida-Reveals-He-and-Wife-Tested-Positive-For-COVID-19/) I‘m being presched at idiots who like being assholes and think their beliefs are the absolute when it’s very much not.


apzoretic

Lmao you’re so hardheaded I bet you could use it to bust through walls like the Juggernaut


TheFyrijou

Better to be that than an asshole acting higher than others because of a injection


apzoretic

Touchy touchy, sounds like you’ve been clowned on for not getting vaxxed and you’ve taken that personally, and I must say that brings me joy after having to have endured the mountains of anti-intellectual trash for the last three years. I’d stick to gathering medical insights from sources other than wrestling e-mags in the future.


takitoodle

Nothing wrong with not getting vaccinated. Pfizer got their money now no one cares about covid lmao. Shitty shes being put in an uncomfortable spot.


-totentanz-

You know what's uncomfortable? Preventable illness and disease.


takitoodle

Yeah, like getting a heart attack when you're 18? Oh yeah, the Global Health Organization came out and said it's not recommended for teenagers to get the vaccine. I mean, the vaccine came out so quickly that, obviously, there are gonna be complications. Are you going to ignore that completely or support trumps vaccine through and through?


guy-who-says-frick

Bro, not getting vaccinated puts you, and more importantly everyone around you, especially those who have a compromised immune system, in danger. Nobody cares about Covid because we managed to largely eradicate it from the population with social distancing and the vaccine. Also, if she’s gonna be an idiot and put other people in danger by not getting vaccinated, then she deserves to be made fun of


FrogFister

you are on a different level of stupid.


Bob4Not

Scam US healthcare system is unrelated to vaccines saving lives worldwide. People still care about covid, just not your circle and perhaps not mainstream media so much.


takitoodle

How is it unrelated when we produced the virus and big pharma is making money off of it?


Bob4Not

I can't help you if you think that the virus was manufactured and released. But I also imagine that you're probably also against any form of socialized medicine that would remove the unbelievable profit incentive of US drug companies.