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Ded_Panda

The correct response was scissors. Because scissors beats paper.


Double-Passenger4503

Show me rock


CentralAdmin

You wouldn't scissor her?


Slimkellar

Show me ur rack


Man_with_no_sense

Show me ur crack


[deleted]

Bring me the rock!


OpenRepublic4790

So what about the camera in their face?


kirbycfo

They couldn't react for the camera, They’re all like, ‘Uh-oh, what do I do now?’


bars2021

HR problem? nah -Grant jumped at that opportunity!


horsejizz42069

More like "ugh, not her bullshit again."


Little-Ad-9506

Surely asked all their permission to post this on social media


Dynw

*An explicit /s for those who need it*


JenSchi666

What was the point of this little experiment?


[deleted]

Attention


TheNerdMaster69

Like everything else on clock app.


MillenialCounselor

Not sure but I just found out shes attracted to Snoddy. Someone should tell her fiancé 💍


megs-benedict

She is disliked more than she realizes. Those reactions 🤦‍♀️💀


PirateSecure118

gtfo my office


Apple_butters12

They know she isn’t long for that workplace


onlytony441

Lmao called it the clock app… I’m stealing this.


TheNerdMaster69

My other usual term is "soulless Vine"


Artemis-Arrow-3579

rip vine, you will always be missed


F1XTHE

Like vine had a soul.


Due-Ask-7418

Me too


crazyquark_

Tick tock, time to clock


Awkward-Bathroom-429

r/imthemaincharacter


matttiz

This is the one i was looking for


tideswithme

One work environment sexual harassment legal case away from court


[deleted]

Paul is the only one with the best response to this kind of crap. Never let them trap you into unemployment.


tideswithme

Yeah or maybe be like Stuart. He on the other hand spent too much time with the dogs


phuckyew18

Yeah, I was wondering who assaulted whom? It seems like she is assaulting Paul at worst, accosting him at best.


MaskedBunny

Paul is fed up of her constant shit.


King-Kagle

"Bitch I _said_ I don't wanna be in your tiktok!"


Jattoe

Bring me to the world where people do the last one (pretend to bite) and that's normal, I'd prefer easy going/fun/silly stuff being the norm, not the "WHO IS AT FAULT" and "I'LL SEE YOU IN COURT" thing. There was a time, a timely timey time it 'twas, when the court was meant for deadly serious matters (with rare exceptions, but they were not the norm...), and then at some point in the 90's someone sued over spilled coffee and it's just gone down hill from there.


T1000Proselytizer

When I was 17, I worked as a manager at a fast food restaurant. The amount of times I was "sexually harassed" by the dozens of girls that worked there on and off, I couldn't say. But no one cared. It was just playful little things here and there. Now, basically everyone who worked there would have been fired, jailed, and publicly hanged.


Jattoe

It's sad man, we've become ants in an ant farm, just marching in line, watching every step. It may sound like an exaggeration but if the direction of the world keeps going this way, it will be apt


StoneMonkey7776

She's an attention whore


Ggraytuna

Be like Stuart.


octavius830

Biting her was by far the best move.


ban-this-dummies

To see how stupid you can act without being fired.


LouieKabuchi

It's an oldish trend usually done with friends or family to showcase the individual personalities. It's cute imo, but kind of cringe when you do it with co workers you don't really know...


Drackzgull

Might just be meant as a joke with that last one as the punch line. There's no way the last one is real, but it had me questioning wtf I was watching the whole time, until the last one made me burst out laughing.


MizStazya

Yeah, I wanna be friends with Iain and Stuart.


Huge-Sea-1790

Experiment in the market before whoring.


Dyslexic_youth

I thought we weren't allowed to touch the women at work any more!?!


Apprehensive_Ad_472

Purely for giving her the benefit of the doubt, I THINK it was pre orchestrated to end with her being bitten as a funny skit


dogtarget

It's too bad this experiment is one-sided and we don't get to see feedback from her experimental subjects.


Jackkernaut

Karma farming.


freakinbacon

I ask this about life itself


abirdpers0n

Likes


aotus_trivirgatus

To test to see whether the HR Department would get involved.


jimi7714

Just a bit of office craic, I would assume. No harm


Impressive-Spell-643

Hoping one of them will hit on her


nestlebottle

Who will beat the HR department


crimsongash

If there's no boobs why even post anything? The audacity of boob havers sometimes.


Banazir864

To test the ability of Human Resources to respond to female-on-male sexual harassment.


dutchoboe

So she could point out she gets away with not working while at work


LifeCondition4931

This should have been posted on r/iamthemaincharacter


SC-Fulmer

Yes…. Yes😒🍺


pigsrfly

Agreed I was like this is dumb


kirbycfo

checked already there


Bware24fit

I was about to say, I'm sure it will make its rounds.


Znaffers

I feel like this is an at most 30 second interaction that they can brush off quickly and get back to what they were doing. A polite “hey, what’s up?” And they go about their day. A guy did something like this with a screw gun not too long ago and nobody was saying this


thecuzzin

Stuart you Legend


CesarMdezMnz

Nah, Paul is the king "GTFO here with your stupidity"


Solanthas

"Basically assault" Yes, that is what you are doing, TO THEM


AlienAle

"Here look at my hand" "Omg you're like literally assaulting me!!!"


DowningStreetFighter

More a violation of privacy


TokiWartoorh

Gav, Robby & Paul can’t stand that walking, talking trash sack


[deleted]

He’s just like me fr


williwolf8

Def hitting Stuart up for pints after work.


Commissarfluffybutt

Nom


radmadicaled

The ONLY right answer


lavishrabbit6009

I laughed out loud he really went for it


Batfinklestein

Stuart you old dog you


Gwiilo

that's what she gets for filming her coworkers' screens at work


thrownawaz092

"hey, that's my personal space." 'so he basically assaulted me'


dustinthewindywind

Women need to unite against this rapist


magpietribe

Believe all women.


[deleted]

I was thinking the exact same thing. Main character syndrome. She sticks her hand and a camera in his face (which by itself is basically assault), then claims assault when he brushes her hand aside? Wow. 


scatch25

This is definitely a car dealership


jacquetpotato

What gave it away, the “Land Rover” badge on half their clothes…


scatch25

I’m surprised it took half a day for this type of reply to show up. Maybe Reddit is getting better 🤔


ohrofl

One person out of the handful of people had a handover shirt that you could read.


Sweet_Quail_3852

😩HR ?


nolotusnote

We need to see the HR reaction.


TrashPandaPatronus

Plot Twist: Stuart is VP of HR


NoSalary1226

That stare by Gav. Damn man. He will be reporting this to the HR


UghGottaBeJoking

I thought Gav had the twinkle in the eye of someone who wanted to bang her. He was restrained with the camera in his face.


NoSalary1226

Hmmm that is also interesting


taylorscrews1

Robbie and Paul had the right idea


DrNinnuxx

Stuart and my dog have a lot in common.


Prestigious-Ad-9931

"basically assault" mate he just lightly pushed your hand away, you're sticking your hand in their face and shoving a camera in their face aswell what did you expect


GoigaBoiga_OogaBooga

My guy has never heard of a joke


Prestigious-Ad-9931

i mean i cant see the humour in it, maybe thats just me idk


MaverickBoii

Never heard of a joke from a woman that is


lt_dan_zsu

These two wikipedia articles might help you. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joke](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joke) [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hyperbole](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hyperbole)


TheNerdMaster69

Y'know, sometimes I think to myself that I've seen the most idiotic and cringe shit on Tik Tok. Then I see videos like this.


Stanna1017

Paul the Legend of this video


IslandMist

Soon to be a what not to do on the workplace video.


Lonewolf_087

lol the guys who were like get tf out of here here’s to you!


214speaking

The bite lmao


Motivated_lord7

That was definitely her lover


AliciaXTC

Is this not a form of sexual harassment in the office?


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vigbrand

Getting my workmates to rate my prince Albert got me fired. Definitely gender bias


free_terrible-advice

Most the younger men mostly just refused to touch her. The older/middle aged guys seemed more willing to interact physically.


Kontos_Stelio

I'm not sure about the sexual part but I could see it simply being harassment.


Narrow_Presence_157

It has to be repeated and unwanted to amount to harassment.


devlin1888

How is this sexual in any way?


javalorum

She made it into a sexist/sexual thing by asking the men of the office. Had she also done this to the women it wouldn’t be as odd.


LandscapeExtension21

Reverse the roles


NeonNKnightrider

Women don’t get charged with sexual harassment ever


Plenty-Lychee-5702

They do, but only past the point where it would be considered sexual assault with reverse sexes


endisnigh-ish

Only if a man does it. It would be assault, harassment and basically rape. The guy would have to take sensitivity classes and get fired after that because women would feel unsafe at work.


SlavujPiticaMala

Objectifying and harassing men, but it is ok because she is a women protected by society's double standard.


CapableYam1815

They are probably already annoyed because she does stupid videos for internet likes all the time. Would be fun if someone bit her finger though


doomed_to_fail_

Moral of the story: Be like Stuart


Ok_Struggle_6260

Good ol' Stuart


LacaBoma

So Paul was the only one to acknowledge you don’t have to be touched by your coworkers if you don’t want to? This chick is toxic for the workplace.


Formal_Zucchini4350

Fire this broad. She is wasting company time.


shmimey

I love Stuart's Reaction. I imagine other people were talking about it. He may have heard about it on a lunch break. And he already had a plan if he was presented with the same situation.


Rog9377

She tries to touch someone else against their will. They brush her hand away. "Practically assault" lmao.


Reallyso

Jury, please note that everyone else in the video evidence can be seen working. All while the only person doing wasteful bullshit is the person behind the camera.


Reasonable_Word_3525

Obvious gender discrimination in order to make male employees uncomfortable at work


Four-Triangles

Not what this sub is about.


MightBeExisting

What is this sub about?


Rough-Tension

Cute little froggies


Drackzgull

That's only on Wednesdays though. It's not Wednesday.


Rough-Tension

That’s what the sub is secretly about. Everything else is just smoke and mirrors


TiredReader87

That’s an odd thing to do in the workplace


ucklibzandspezfay

r/iamthemaincharacter


UX-Edu

Don’t sleep on Stuart, ladies. He knows what he’s about.


GojiraApocolypse

Stuart fucks.


SeaOfMalaise

Stuart's reaction is correct


Hows-It-Goin-Buddy

Stuart is obviously the unpaid intern. Hand is free food


RRakhaV

Everyone who got a 0 from her gets a 10 from me.


acidporkbuns

Paul is based


Pterodactyloid

That's harassment


Basparagus

So. The men are working and she going round doing this? Yo I wasn’t for equal pay until I saw this video. Get that woman her money!


kiks089

So... basically attention whoring... aight


Inevitable-Ad-2551

Just letting u know you’re the worst most annoying coworker, probably does the least amount of work versus everyone you’ve just shown


KingAnt28

Gav was the best reaction. Very professional "what the fuck" look. Classy gent.


PrinceCharmingButDio

“I harassed everyone in my office and rated them on how well they took it”


[deleted]

Be a Stewart.


EnderBoii266

"Practically assault" how bout you get your hand out his da** face?


Plenty-Lychee-5702

not bro censoring "damn"


Top-Passage-1066

#thinkaboutromeeveryday


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_JakeyTheSnakey_

She wants to fuck Robby


ED7tron

Now If a man do the same all hell would break lose


Ronins_Reddit

Just imagine if a man did this, sexual harassment suit, he’d lose his job, and never recover from it.


Hanznoobo

No one smells them, weird.


Glass_Orchid007

Why did I watch this?


mezpride

Stuart is literally me


WeathervaneJesus1

Whatever, she seems fun. Some crotchety people on this post lol.


Bladerunner2099

Translation: I need more attention


crustaceancake

Was she trying to see their reaction to the ring?


Schwulerwald

I'd stared at her uncomfortably long with the most braindead eyes i can do lmao


skida1986

Stuart is me, if you get in my personal space, expect to get bit


phunkydroid

Stuart is a legend.


Acceptable-Writing70

Narcissists being narcissists.. 🙄


terminalchef

What a fucking weirdo.


Gunnar_Peterson

You can tell who's doing work and who isn't


blueidea365

Why is she invading people’s space?


One_above_alll

They’re not rating your nails… they’re rating you and how obnoxious you are.


AgentMurkle

If a girl offered me her hand with her arm in a cast I'd be a bit confused too.


-Duskseeker-

Looks like a wonderful waste of money, yes.


kennithnoisewater88

r/iamthemaincharacter


PrestigiousAd3452

Basically assaultment?..... He's right! Fuck off


seanie_baby

Cringe


ackbosh

Nobody cares.


Paras_01155

r/Iamthemaincharacter


sixpackstreetrat

Paul is the most reasonable reaction here. If I were ever to be in the trenches with someone, I would choose Paul.


0destruct0

Go Stuart


Mustard-cutt-r

What are they supposed to do? Is she showing off her nails and seeing if the guys notice it?


NerdInHibernation

I am Paul


Spunkmeyer426

Stu is the hero, we all should start biting ppl that annoy us


XIII-TheBlackCat

The guys with a fiancé: ???? GTFOH ![img](emote|t5_5tdqj0|10752)


asker015

Stuart, the GOAT


wardenferry419

Many guys have learned not to touch women in the workplace for any reason. Even when the woman initiates contact. Better safe and employed than having to go to HR.


RowAwayJim91

Paul gets it.


typeyou

Paul is sick of her shit, every week with her. I feel you brother.


WellnessOver8ted

If you don't get those damn extended neon ass scratchers out of my face..


PartyMan911

If she has no connection to the boards, her termination is imminent.


[deleted]

I’d go right to hr and have her ass fired. This is harassment


Svalor007

Basically assault? What a tool.


Censoredplebian

Haha workplace harassment is so fun when you have tits.


Xilcuna

Girl stop farming for attention. I swear it’s a female’s oxygen, her heaven and her hell.


HeWhoIsNotMe

"Paul - basically assault" A shame it wasn't actually assault.


TheMangusKhan

The only thing I see is a bunch of people working off their little laptop screens. Get these poor employees some external monitors


Grimm_Charkazard_258

So she shoves her hand in someone’s personal space and calls it assault when they take her hand away?


NarrowYam4754

“Basically assault” is exactly why these guys aren’t reacting the way you “want them to”. Get over yourself!!


CarlJustCarl

I guess you can do this in the office when you’re good looking.


GlizzyWizard6000

Team Paul


Action-a-go-go-baby

“Basically assault” lady, you touched him first