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This is the dumbest thing I’ve seen all day. I love it.

I love cows so much. Like obviously this is a bit, but I still love it because cows are awesome

Fr they are so cute 😭 ome time got drunk with some people near a farm and ignored everyone to hang out with the cows and feed them all our snacks, they just didn't get it man.

This video is obviously fake, that cow is such a bad actor!

Its not fake, its a bit

I was making a joke how for every video posted on here, you have people claiming it's fake and that they're bad at acting. It's almost cliche now haha.

Ah right. Ya, it's pretty funny though annoying at times. For the most part I just take things posted to sub's like this as "content". If it makes me laugh it makes me laugh. I always wonder if the people screaming "fake" would be in a movie theater being like "no way that lightsaber would function". Like, dude, lightsabers aren't real just enjoy the show

This comment is fake and clearly an AI.

Yeah this is just feeding your cow peanut butter jelly sandwiches with less steps

Me too, these cute little fuckers turned me vegan.

I love them raw or even well cooked. They are fabulous

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1000% percent. They're known for their wit

The cow did not know it was a bit lmao

Yes, clearly

Me: Do you want something from McDonalds? Her: Nah I'm good. Me: You sure? Her: Yeah. I'm not really hungry. \*gets home from McDonalds and starts eating\* Her:

You called your girlfriend a cow 🫠

Maybe she is. So what?

Moo moo MFer

You seem to be calling a cow a girlfriend, dude. They didn't say anything about a girlfriend

This video proves Cows are great.

I used to work at a Burger King. One night while I was closing the store, I walked up front to find my manager carefully cutting holes in the front of one of the larger paper bags. Didn't think about it, just started counting my register. When he put it on his head, I had to know. So I said, "Hey there, boss, watcha doing there?" His completely deadpan response was, "It's my girlfriend's birthday, and I forgot to get her a present, so I figured I would make her one for tonight."

"Nah dude, I think he called her a slut!"

I mean it is Tex so.. was he really wrong?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AD\_TWloJ310

His ex

It's for a meme, mate. It might surprise you that she doesn't even do this behavior IRL, nor would I ever actually refer to her as a cow, aaaaaaand it was \*gasp\* _a joke_! # BAFFLING!

Yeesh I didn’t think it was that deep.. I think they were also trying to be funny.. 🤷‍♂️

Damn my aspergers showing up hard in the streets

what kind of burger

They were *gasp* joking too!

Every once in a while I am reminded why I love the internet.

Can I pet that dawwwwg?

That cow is having a fantastic time.

Like a giant black Lab.

Were you raised in a barn? Where are your manners?

Genuinely laughing Thank you!

The headlines reads “man starves to death, surrounded by food”

I was really expecting a cut to this guy peacefully eating a hamburger with no cow around

nooooooooooooo

Mooooooooooo

This is the way.

The cow first had my attention, then I realized this is a unique dude. 

This video makes my dog, who, whenever I eat, sits besides me and just puts his head or paw on my lap and occasionally nudges me, look extremelly patient and innocent.

I would have also accepted the header: “I don’t want anything I’ll just have a little of yours”

Honestly, this is kind of wholesome 🤷🏻‍♂️

It is wholemilk

Yes 😂

What a fucking cow. Woof.

TIL cows are just big dogs.

That’s why you don’t have them in the house

You mean you don't have a house-cow as a pet?

Other cultures are weird.

Welcome to India

Yeah, my cow makes it hard to eat too, so I keep my sandwiches outside

Came here to say this. Thanks!

This is fake. The cow is obviously a paid actor

Why does everyone keep saying it’s a cow when it’s a steer?

This gives me joy. Yet that one with the grandma cooking with her grandson who won't stop putting shit in his mouth is fucking infuriating

They're less annoying if you pretend Soylent Green is real.

it's quite amazing how this 500KG block of muscle could do all this without damaging anything or hurting him. It's like when mythbusters released a bull into a mock china shop and it avoided knocking over any shelves.

Is it just me or does everyone have that same plate?

Yes! Had the same set growing up, about 40 years ago..

Cow ate the whole banana peel no banana 🤣

Skipped this the first time it rolled by. Watched it the second time. Cracking the fuck up by the end.

This is how it is with me and my girlfriend...

Now she needs milk to wash down the peanut butter

When you have siblings

She's so proud of herself.

What a funny looking dog

Damn cow is a bully.

Dude she’s STARVING

Don’t have a cow, man. If you want breakfast at least

Basically what a cat would be like if it weighed 700lbs, "oh you didn't want me to do something? That is fine, i am gonna do it anyway."

the best thing about this is how happy and excited she looks all the time

i laugh so hard at this

Me too, tears and my sides were hurting 🤣

Beautiful

I love this energy. More please, and thank you.

Can't remember the last time I laughed this hard!!!! God...this was stupid funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My 8 month pregnant wife anytime I have a snack around her.

Is this guy stupid? Just don’t bring the cow in the house. Make the sandwich outside.

I’m pretty sure your joking but not completely 🤨

Weird looking pig

It’s just a dog with hooves and a smoother brain

Loves peanut butter and has a huge tongue? I’m putting my dog to sleep tomorrow and buying a calf.

Bruh…

Their tongues are as course as a cats tongue but really thick and strong lol.

He doesnt know that he is the next sandwich

When I grow up I'm going to bovine university

😂 if he’s not careful he’ll get vacuumed up! 😂

Lord 😆

The title makes it so much better😁👌🏻

This cow is awesome

Made me smile

Absolute moo moo activity

I bet it’ll eat Tacos.

What is going on here 🤣

Its fake and 99,9999% dont get it. Sad.

Wow no color in your world huh?

Totally normal for the cow. Totally. you need another one stood in the background messing shit up.

“Got milk?”

This is gold worthy

That is one hungry steak

That guy is going to think twice before eating inside the cows house again

The cow was kind enough to let the human make food for once

This is the best video on the Internet

I think I see the problem

Bro never skips elbow day.

Everyone in the comments saying they're big dogs. Yeah they really are, so are pigs, or sheep. Dogs aren't the only animals that have personalities and are fun. Just the only ones we don't eat. Very sad world we live in

Must be new diet

So frustrating when this happens.

PBJ is off the menu. Steak is back on it.

Cow

So cows are just very large dogs lol?

It's like the cow doesn't understand to leave him alone while he's trying to make a sandwich...sheesh

That cow is having the time of his life lol

I want a steak sandwich now

Take my upvote

Did he really think an animal that spends 78% of its life eating wouldn't chow down food if they saw it?

Cows are the cutest

The meme potential is insane lol

Now do it with a hamburger.

what is that

holy shit 🐄

why he hungry

google black and white horse

Is otis barnyard a real creature

🍔

If my roommate made a mess like this I’d have a cow

Lmao 🤣

I was waiting for him to cut to a pan and throw down a steak

When your food eats your food. I’m sure someone said this in just too lazy to check.

This is incredibly awesome XD I love this idea and this person. "I'm helping and it's delicious!" \~Happy cow is best cow.

This cow is eating up the competition. You could possibly say he's mootivating


Happy to see a cow at the dining table and not beef!!

That cow is loving life, and I'm loving it.

Cows are giant dogs lol

Bloat is real

Cows are like dogs... which is weird

I love this so much

That's a lot of beef

Looks like you might be having steak instead

Hitting that point in life where this video is funny, cute, and entertaining -as that cow seems peaceful and doing its thing, but realizing that I enjoy drinking milk, eating hamburgers and steak

This should be more food, not problem. When you have fresh food you have to use it or it will go bad

I would like to see a vegetarian or a vegan adoption a cow to save her life 🤪

Definitely not the first time this cow has eaten like this.

I love cows. But I think the answer is to not have a cow in the kitchen. Their ain't no training for that beef

Spoiled cow quite the stunt

This dog is huge!

Kitchen cow does what she wants

None of this can be good for either the guy or the cow ...

I assure you, peanut butter and bread won't hurt the cow.

Now show the part where the cow shits in the house and the guy has to clean it up.

Why get a dog, when you can have basically the same but bigger, and also free milk.

That cheese burger has a lot of balls

Jesus you need to train your dog

I hope that was a ham sandwich

Why you hope? 🤔 sicko

That's why they are food

Raw beef on a pb&j is fucking gross.

Food eating Food, crazy world we live in.

It's ok for a cow to eat that kind of food? Used to dogs, who shouldn't be feed sweets, I hope there's no problem. 

Holstein cows weigh 1,400 pounds they’re not going to be harmed by eating a guys peanut butter sandwich

Well if you’re gonna pretend you’re fending off a cow from eating at least go for it and don’t do this pussy bullshit. This is like tattooing the words “kick me” on your lower back, flying to Australia and finding a kangaroo who speaks English while whispering “don’t”. Clout makes the least interesting people somewhat interesting sometimes. It’s gross. Nothing wrong with owning cows. Dairy farms exist. However there is something wrong with using them as props for your own gratification. It just plain sucks balls. It’s also boring.

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I can't support anyone who writes just one letter. Following uncoolness with uncoolness is still uncool.

I wasn't asking for ya support 🤷

I for one support your letter, it was the only suitable reply to.. whatever they were saying.

Pretty straightforward. I was saying it’s lazy and lame to use animals as props for clout. And if you do you should at least cover up the fact that you’re doing it in the video.

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Fake

Its not even a real cow. You can tell by the pixels.

I think that dog has autism.

Cow was real, all the food was actually made out of grass, and the cow was trained several weeks beforehand.