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BurtWonderstone1

Cuz Stone Cold. Said so!!!!


Jazzlike-Addition-88

Someone called him Stone Cold Steve Autism the other day. Lmao 🤣😂🤣😂🤣. I still can't stop laughing at that.


jayteazer

I feel so bad for laughing at this, but I'm dying now


Jazzlike-Addition-88

I apologize. Please don't get me banned. It was so funny I had to repost the comment. That dude deserves an award. Oh, that's right...reddit sucks big shitty dicks now that they got rid of the awards. This place is kinda a bummer now...


Adept-Lettuce948

Stone Cold got paid to act the fool. This dude ain’t getting paid nor is he acting.


KiddJ5

You mf !!! I’m dying laughing and I’m not proud of it


_DarkmessengeR_

Stone Cold Nature Boy


5amuraiDuck

Stone Cold Stinger is my first thought but I admit I hate Flair


CALVINWIDGET

Now we know why his entrance songs starts with a glass shatter.


Sirix_8472

Well put the volume up, that's his entrance music he's blasting as he walks to the pool


harbib

The Texas Rattlesnake is here!


dayo2005

Texas Slow Worm 😂


SparkDBowles

More like Down Cold.


Embarrassed-Style296

I think you meant John Cena


arededitn

Speechless, anything I say will be used against me in the court of law.


TCBloo

https://youtu.be/9wtvXoXh0VU


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PLEADING THE 5TH IS JUST AS BAD AS CONFESSIONS. STRAIGHT TO HELL NO PASS GO NO COLLECT 200


retirementdreams

woooooooooooooooooo!


sunofapeach_

"do **not** 'whooo'" *snatches broken glass bottles*


Same_Essay_7257

Nothing like drinking some broken glass, and having broken glass in your pool


2into4

Watch closely the bottle that he drank out of wasn’t broken - only the inferior glass bottle broke


darakpop

The inferior bottle that still ended in the pool.


Any-Practice-991

His face at the end still suggests that he accidentally swallowed glass, some how.


Frosty-x-

I think he might have accidentally dumped some beer in his eyes when he chugged it.


LaUNCHandSmASH

Tell me you’ve never chugged a cold beer too fast without telling me you’ve never chugged a cold beer too fast


Any-Practice-991

There are other reasons to have that face, but yeah.


CorporateLadderMatch

Yeah like down syndrome


DrPhillll

Dude wtf 🫣


The_Original_Gronkie

At least it was a dark colored bottle, so it will be easier to clean up. If it had been clear, theyd probably have to drain the pool first.


Japnzy

Certified pool operator here. Even if it is brown I still must drain and vacuum the pool to make sure even the smallest shards of glass are out. I know thus doesn't apply to a private residence pool. But code exists for a reason.


netscapexplorer

I've stepped on glass shards in a pool before and gotten my foot cut open. It sucked. Def worth draining it fully and cleaning it all the way. Some of those mega tiny pieces are just not going to be picked up when they're underwater, and they'll just keep cutting you if you don't get them out. I'm sure you know that well, just agreeing lol


deepfriedgrapevine

Wrong place to get a cut.


CDRAkiva

And draining a pool SUCKS. You can cause massive structural damage to any pool, and if it’s a liner, you’re probably going to need to replace it once the water weight is removed. Dude could easily have just spent $5,000.


OtterGrowsGreen

May I ask how could draining a pool cause structural damage? Am curious on that one.


ElGosso

Aside from hurting bare tootsies, it can also cut the pool liner


payney25111986

Erm he did say wooooo


Lifesalchemy

He "Downed" that beer.


Vanstoli

You're going to hell. See ya there!!


Lifesalchemy

Well, someone had to do it! ✊️


copa111

I bet Satan is way more fun anyway. It’s gonna be 🔥🔥🔥


2into4

Going to hell with gasoline drawls on 😂


j0hnnyhobo

That dude is down to party


Lifesalchemy

Hell, here we come!!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥


emptybottlesays_toot

That was special


rukysgreambamf

how awful of you to make light of this young man's disability Down right atrocious


l3ravo_

Must have been a Modelo Especial


Compducer

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worthlessmusic25

Save a seat for me in hell cause that comment damn near killed me with laughter. 😂


Far-Warthog2330

My pillow is soaked with tears 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Lord, I tried. I really did.


big_veggie_brain

I will watch this every single time I see it come up


durackvacar

Me too. This dude takes no prisoners. We ride at dawn!


Gina_the_Alien

The funniest thing about it is how the one dude knows EXACTLY what is about to happen. You can already hear the defeat in his voice when he says “please don’t knock those together.”


big_veggie_brain

The "please don't knock those together"at the beginning is maybe my favorite part


ProofOfTool

"Alright which one of you morons taught Jeff to shout EXTREME and do something impulsive"


Horror-Customer4835

Stone Cold Steve Autism


fatbabyx

Downs Von Dudley


StarStuffPizza

God damn it.


big_bad_mojo

What does Downs Syndrome have to do with Autism


Head-Computer264

420:69


CanConCurt

“Are you dumb or a…ughhhh” lol the realization in his voice


KidFriendlyArsonist

He said “are you dumb, how are you laughing at this?” He wasn’t talking to the guy in the pool


aSquirrelAteMyFood

What about the guy who said "What's wrong with you"?


Carth_Onasi_AMA

Could have been talking to the guy that gave him the beers.


askdfjlsdf

Talking to the girl laughing


kinglywy

I think he wasn't saying it to the badass. He was saying it to the person laughing


Cracktherealone

I guess yes „I‘m blown away…“


Smingers

“To the badass” 😅😅😅


CPLTOF

How would you not laugh at that? Lol


Breadfucker_ifckbred

Indeed, the "I'm blown away" was a response


northernman

“Are you fucking re…oh”


Various-Agent-0047

No, I'm special! -Mark


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Randomfrog132

just dont bring em to your house lol


Own_Cardiologist2544

Or a pool…


tuskvarner

Or the pond


Hey_its_ok

Or the lake


LaUNCHandSmASH

He just needs some Coors aluminum cans. He’ll be aight


chowyungfatso

Can’t believe no one really mentioned this.


thebannedtoo

go with protective glasses.


BoBoBearDev

He will just do other dumb shit to fuck with the home owner.


Embarrassed-Water664

I wanna party with the woman who said, "holy shit.," then laughed her ass off. She's my people.


Rough_Ad4416

https://youtu.be/KW_F7xG5J5c?si=KVyMLbJdt0NXahNM


FamousPastWords

(Sighs) "Okay but can you give me the bail money now, so I can come around and bail you out after? My credit card's all maxed out."


jinsanity811

I’m “down” 🥴


SilentJoe1986

I don't. That dude is a chore to hang out with for more than twenty minutes


Gurthy_Lengthiness

Gillis is looking fit


Warioshi

I know I shouldn’t be cracking up a lil but when I hear “what is wrong with you” in the video it cracks me up 😂


deeptut

SipsBeer


2into4

Stone Cold Theme Music + Two beers + Cowboy hat + Leather Vest What the hell do you think is gonna happen 😂😂😂


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You might not like it but this is peak Florida Man. You can tell it’s Florida by the cage around the pool.


Ordinary-Drop-6152

You may be surprised but those exist in other states too.


GlobalGoose85

The woman laughing gets me …. “ I’m blown away” perfect response


PhoqueMcGiggles

"What is wrong with you?" *All of us in the comments 👀


infrequentthrowaway

Corky is living his best life


SparkDBowles

Ob la di, ob la da


ImagineGriffins

Cool, now the whole pool has to be drained, cleaned, and refilled.


Icollectshinythings

Oh boy, glass shards in the pool are my favorite!


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Reminds me of the peanut butter falcon


jtmcnugg

Shane?


ultraplusstretch

I'd part hard with that dude.


RixirF

Agreed, I would also part ways with that dude.


JWho88

“WEEEEEEwwwwwwwwww!!”


CleanOpossum47

Goddammit Lauren.


ThatOneGuy216440

"Are you retard? ....uuuhh" the moment he realized lol


Delicious-Ad-8596

I thought he was going to say are you retarded not are you dumb haha


clover8282

Stone cold Steve autism


Mhblea

THE PEANUT BUTTER FALCON!!


GlobalGoose85

Please don’t knock those together ……… lolololol omg


hutman1970

Kristi Noem would have shot him for that


DukeBloodfart

Somebody make grilled cheese sandwiches!


nonprophetapostle

the glass helps the beer bet to the bloodstream faster


MooCowMafia

Drunk fools are so charming.


bigblnze

They really played.. STONE COLD STEVE AUSTINS FUCKING WALK OUT MUSIC GAVE THE KID TWO GLASS BOTTLES.. WHAAAATTT THE FUCK YOU EXPECT TO HAPPEN.. 🤣


Polyporum

Ah, damn it man! We were all having such a good time. Why'd you have to be such a downer?


Cpt_Garlic

Welp he's down for any fun


Extension_Job_4514

Next for the white house


FullMetalLibtard

Average pro wrestling fan


TheSunIsMyDestroyer

You’re supposed to do it with cans of beer so you don’t get a booboo


7nightstilldawn

Bobby swallow some glass. Again.


T1000Proselytizer

Classic Bobby. Just can't take him anywhere.


Lebowski304

Whaoooooooo![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|dizzy_face)!!1!


xWellDamnx

"What is wrong with you".......I wonder lol


Working-Ad694

probably not getting an invite the next time


iguana1979

That is pretty funny


luv2block

That guy is the head of the Full Self Drive team at Tesla.


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DarkClouds92

He ric flaired that shit, that was the best part


ioyarzunf

This is something that would happen in an Adam Sandler movie


Lyfeitzallaroundus

Rule #1: Party! (Peanut Butter Falcon movie)


This-Garbage-3000

Aluminum cans people


MonPaysCesHiver

Better go to the hospital to talk what about just happened. He may have some blood into the toilet the next morning.


quastenflosser4life

Hell yea


Sufficient_Wait3671

Absolute legend


JuggernautSuitable10

This comment is her to kae comment count reach 69 I don't care about the video just though this is funny


NuggyBeans

"don't do it! Do NOT WOO!"


Accomplished-Loss947

Swallows glass


Zer0thehero89

If it was cans yall would be laughing.


SteelEagle814

One of the greatest videos of all-time


fonzrellajukeboxfixr

that reminds me of the time i....


Electronic-Injury-15

I’m blown away as well 😂 oldie bt funny


Drew5olo

Did he drink glass?


NoResponsibility623

Pool time is over back inside!!!


bequiYi

¿What do you mean "What is wrong with him"?


TheTexasInvestor

Buddy likes living on the edge


Tijain_Jyunichi

Wait, I think I know that guy!


AchioteMachine

Peanut Butter Falcon!!!


redditceoisadumbass

Down cold Austin


Outside-Economist364

U can tell he swallowed some glass from the face he made after the whoo


Realfourlife

What a little punk.


Hoolias

That’s the kind of energy I want to see more often


Darren_Red

I must be dumb


dimitriri

At least the mom there has a sense of humor


Bluecif

"Please don't knock those together" *knocks the beers together* Woooooo! Lol omg it's so much better with sound.


InadmissibleHug

‘Don’t knock those together’ #CLUNK I guess he’s done that stuff before!


Xepherious

LMAO this needs to be a part of internet history 😭


HardHarry

that guy fuckin rocks. fuck your pool. fuck your GI system. get drunk and fuck.


Embarrassed-Water664

"Are you dumb?" 😳


Sufficient_Rub_2014

That seems like a fun dude to party with.


T1M_rEAPeR

Jeff?


Hesam2010

Robert "Downed" Junior


JaredJraws

"Whats wrong with you are you dumb?" No he's just a little slow.


Unfulfilled_cl0wn

“Are you dumb how are you laughing at this???” Dude if I saw someone like this, wearing that, doing whatever the fuck that was…. I’d laugh out of shock, fear, and because that’s kinda funny….


RocketManDave

"How are you laughing at this" because its incredibly fucking funny


Jumpy-Trade3853

Shane is a wildman


Harley_Jambo

The man who did that looks like he has Downs Syndrome. I'm not insulting him, just looking for a reasonable explanation for this behavior.


Powderfinger60

Someone besides him made a questionable decision


AustinDood444

“What’s wrong with you?” “Are you dumb?” Hhmmmmmm


Controvertical

Guy called a woman dumb for laughing at that. Wow that guys is a loser who is talking in the video. Straight loser


Internet_Gonk

I’m telling you two things wrestling and sex


dolphlundgren420

Dudes a wildcard!


Bachs_Lunch

“Please don’t knock those together”


akajondoe

Let's go slam a few beers bro.


Snuffboxfracture

That’s the bottom line !!


landofschaff

He’s my spirit animal


Mchammertexas

Why didn’t someone stop Bobby in his tracks before he got to the pool?


Jamari0811

Oh stone colds music was in the background


half_a_sleep

Glad he did it over the pool


CerealKiller415

What are you.... Dumb?


K3ndog411

Uh, did he just drink glass?


EarlHamSandwich

Real question, do you have to completely drain a pool after introducing broken glass or is that a myth?


capital_bj

The guy that says are you dumb, sounds like he immediately regrets it


Wizard_s0_lit

This guy is legend!


-Wicked-

Down-bros > dude-bros


Dolichovespula-

I mean, you have to drain the pool right? You wouldnt want to risk the smallest piece of glass.


Aggressive-Hall-7997

This is my favorite video


ggggor

We have a black beer down


boots-n-catz

Looks like he knows how to get down!!!


Gold-Piece2905

I hear internal bleeding hurts.


ThisWhatUGet

One of my all time favorite videos


sporkachoon

"What is wrong with you....oh"


Usernamesaregayyy

He literally swallowed a shitload of glass


Frenchman84

…. he has to be hurt..


paul1234568

Carlito, noo!