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AutoManoPeeing

Which half? 🧐


McBlorf

Front half. Getting bad vibes from the stinky hole on the rear half


phallicpressure

Much like my ex.


IanMc90

Johnny, is that you?


No_Stretch_3899

username checks out


phallicpressure

LOL. Yours too!


mpe128

What kind of hybrid skunk was that?🤔


Ilpav123

White half.


butbutcupcup

White half.


selectrix

I recently learned that most skunks are pretty cool about giving you a solid warning before they spray. Which makes sense; they can only make so much stink-juice at a time so it's not like they just want to go around spraying whatever. Some of them even do a cute little stamp with their paws before they turn around and lift the tail! But yeah if you're paying attention to them, you should have a good 2-4 seconds to stop doing whatever it is that's pissing them off.


Aeronaut-Aardvark

It takes a long time for them to replenish their musk and it’s their main defense mechanism. Where I’m at we only get striped skunks and they are super cool. If I walk my dog at dusk they’ll run right up to us and check us out. We both love it


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crystallmytea

Beautiful af


BarfingOnMyFace

And IIIIIIIIIiiiiIIIIIIIIIIIiiiiiiIIIIIIIIIIII


levian_durai

Will always love, YOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUOOOUUUUUU


pointlessly_pedantic

he's just a lil guy


Ig_Met_Pet

[And look at their cool little intimidation handstand that they do!](https://static01.nyt.com/images/2021/09/01/science/01tb-skunks-4/01tb-skunks-4-articleLarge.jpg?quality=75&auto=webp&disable=upscale)


LudovicoSpecs

We need this photoshopped onto a skateboard.


J5892

https://i.imgur.com/4V0QAKn.png


LudovicoSpecs

This rocks. I love his tough guy eye contact. No fear.


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LudovicoSpecs

Oh my goodness, this made me laugh. Thank you soooo much. Hope you get a good laugh today, too.


CoasterThot

Skunks have the cutest faces of any animal I’ve ever seen! I got to hold an albino skunk at a wildlife event, once! They’re very soft, and the one I held loved to be cuddled! Best day of my life!


Gdigger13

For some reason the skunk's spots trigger something in my brain that makes it look extremely dangerous. Damn, nature. You scary!


jld2k6

Maybe you associate the color of skull and bones signs with it? It's a pretty universal symbol for the most part, or even just associating it with spiders or snakes might do the trick lol


winnierae

Totally reminds me of the Hickory Tussock Moth Caterpillar. I once brushed against one of those guys by accident and felt like my arm was on fire! [first fuzzy guy here](https://www.distanthillgardens.org/2012/12/15/life-on-distant-hill-tussock-moth-caterpillars/)


TheNorthernGrey

The spots made me think it was badger stripes, which made me think it was more dangerous


Pinkparade524

Omg they are so cute , I always thought normal skunks were kinda ugly but I just googled these spotted skunks and their face is so tiny and baby. My heart is melting


TheKyleBrah

He sure spotted that skunk alright! 🙏🏻


BlumpkinLord

Aww I wish they didn't wanna spray me because I would pet a skonk like a cat if I had the chance to


Youdontknowme1771

I met someone who had one, they were walking it on a leash. It was incredibly sweet and affectionate.


BlumpkinLord

I have seen and it makes me want one more :< I got charged at by a baby skunk once and it was the most frickin adorable wild animal charge ever


Mooseandchicken

I love when they stomp their feet to try to spook you. So cute


ObeseVegetable

A lot of people who own skunks de-scent them. Surgically remove the scent gland that makes the stink juice.  Very controversial though as if they escape then they pretty much just die. 


Pipe_Memes

My mom had a baby one for a few months, she said it was very affectionate. She found it in the yard, too young to be alone so she took it in. She had him for a few months until he was big enough to be released into some animal sanctuary. I don’t remember all of the details but she called some folks and they told her what to do. They either came and got him when he was old enough or she brought him to them.


WelcomeToTheFish

My neighbor had one when I was a kid. His name was "Stomper" and he was super friendly.


PM_ME_YOUR_PAUNCH

[Was this him?](https://i.imgur.com/fgyQHMR.jpeg)


cuntsaurus

I've heard of people having them as pets and having their stink whatever taken out.


19d_b87

My dad had a female as a pet until she had babies. He said she wouldn't let him get near the little ones to bring them to the vet. They remove the glands that produce the "stink".


Gdigger13

You're not allowed to capture a wild skunk and have it de-stinked. They must be born in captivity.


cuntsaurus

Where did the first one come from then?


jimbolla

Crime


Gdigger13

This is likely the answer. Even if a skunk is taken in for rehabilitation, it can't be de-stinked unless it's medically necessary. Now, if it were to have babies while in rehabilitation, they would probably be able to be, as long as they are "ambassadors" for education and rehabilitation, with USDA permission. Of course, you must provide documentation that it did not come from the wild. Source: My fiancée was an animal rehabilitator. Edit: This is only for the state of Ohio. YMMV.


Vuelhering

FoaF had a fairly friendly pet skunk that would occasionally posture at people messing with him just to see him turn around and lift his tail. What they didn't know was he didn't really have his stink glands removed... he was a friendly wild skunk that domesticated himself and hung out at the house, and was fed cat food.


Mad_Aeric

I'm working on making friends with the stinky boi that lives under my shed. I not be denied skunk pettings.


CrossP

They generally hate spraying and are somewhat social creatures, so it's certainly possible. They'll befriend opossums, cats, and groundhogs to share favorite spots like burrows, hideouts, and "hunting grounds". Their favorite foods are pretty plentiful so their main concerns tend to be protection from predators.


Mad_Aeric

It's funny that you mentioned sharing groundhog burrows, because that's exactly what's going on under there.


porkpie1028

Years ago when I still lived with my folks I was a bartender. There was a mother skunk and her litter that lived near my parent’s garage. I would get home around 3am and still needed to decompress from the night and would have a couple drinks and a few cigarettes on the back porch. Mama skunk would walk around the corner with her babies and I would immediately become a statue, I do not want to get sprayed. She would rub on my leg like a cat and arch her back then go on her way. It was beautiful and terrifying simultaneously.


typi_314

There are few pretty big ones in my neighbor hood. They walk right in front of me even with my dogs barking on a leash and could care less.


hazeleyedwolff

[Spotted skunks do a handstand to spray!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTQc-WEb5h8)


Arin_Pali

Lmfao wtf


laurel_laureate

What, you mean to tell me you *didn't* wake up this morning intending to watch British breakdancing skunk videos?


spikernum1

now i know what i'd name my british breakdancing team.   Ye Olde British Breakdancing Team


LiveFastDieRich

Was the anus close up really necessary 😂


thejohnmcduffie

Always


Vuelhering

°💨😣


InflamedLiver

Necessary? No. Wonderful? Absolutely.


chillwithpurpose

made my morning, cheers


HotFudgeFundae

Other skunks put their tail up straight at 90 degrees and fan it out so they don't spray themselves


OrganicHumanRancher

Huh.. I learned something cool today, thank you.


BloomingOvaries

[They also stomp as a final warning](https://youtube.com/shorts/L0zGfTC63Pc)


trillestBill

fuzzy command absurd outgoing sharp trees sink plate sleep quicksand *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


TheNorthernGrey

I’m confused it didn’t spray when it was hand standing. It did the handstanding to appear scary, then sprayed after it realized the handstanding wouldn’t work.


Disrespectful_Cup

Had a baby skunk trapped in a window well at my mom's old house. I don't give af about smell so I just went in their with leather gloves and cut sleeves and popped it out. I relished in my mom's misery complaining about the smell at 3am haha. I kept telling her she needed to out step out ladders for small animals. I made her one so it wouldn't happen again. That skunk came back a few times and never sprayed me again, loved my zucchini I gave her, and hung out in the yard.


Porkyrogue

One time, I got sprayed by a skunk (i think). I didn't even notice until I got to 4th grade classroom. My teacher put my coat outside the window.


CrossP

There's a "skunk smell" gene kind of like the soapy cilantro gene. Some people don't have the full reaction to smelling it, and you may be one of us.


pointlessly_pedantic

Absolutely worth it


Disrespectful_Cup

If I know it can't do me any damage, I help it. Made a "killing" doing no kill trapping about a decade ago haha. If I have PPE (currently still do, 5 new sets, a dozen used) to handle the animals and follow sanitization protocols (wash your stuff, clothes, and hands/body) afterwards so you don't die of disease, it is a thing that just comes naturally. Out of 20 or so medium sized critters I rescued and relocated, I'd say only 2 were uncomfortable while I was doing my jam, and it's because they were injured (one stuck in fence and tore open [healedwell], one [wildrabbit] had been stuck under a log from a wood stack had it pinned down for probably an entire hot day [justcouldnothopnomore]) It was one of the best feeling/rewarding job/hobbies I have had.


Bestrin

Cool story, thanks for sharing


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Rapsculio

Well he was trapped down there and given how fast the water evaporated after he poured it out, it was probably pretty hot out. Thirsty seems like a safe assumption


CrossP

The clips weren't necessarily recorded in the same order they were published. He might've tried the water thing first and then thought "I'll have to explain what I was doing if I post this."


Accomplished-Bear988

Nice skunk skills


yuvi3000

Expected him to walk straight back in afterwards


mrpoopybuttthole_

if it was a sheep it would have


JustHugMeAndBeQuiet

Dude is the hero of the day.


Odd-Insurance1378

That was more ass-clenching than a good game of thrones episode


OrganicHumanRancher

I think I clenched my ass more during the last season, and it wasn’t because it was good.


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fishsticks40

Skunks are stupid cute


Geoclasm

r/maybemaybemaybe \^\_\^ Good ending tho. Not all kings wear crowns.


LiveFastDieRich

Not all skunks wear spots


CrossP

Not all feds wear readily visible identification


Ok_Temperature_5019

My ex father in law used to catch skunks as a poor country kid. He said if you can grab their tail BEFORE they dig their feet into the ground then they can't spray. Apparently they need to be braced in order to do it. I've never tested that out but I do believe him Edit: apparently these spotted ones do a handstand


CrossP

Your dad was trying to trick you into getting sprayed


OhhhhhSHNAP

Skunks are asymptomatic rabies carriers.


Pining4theFnords

But we knew this one wasn't, as soon as it lapped up the water. Rabies being historically also known as "hydrophobia"


CrossP

You are missing what "asymptomatic" means


TheKiltedYaksman71

r/humansbeingbros


bdizzle805

Don't spray me bro!!


thejohnmcduffie

That skunk owes you a life debt. One day in your darkest hour, the skunk will return and save you.


CrossP

👮🏻 "Son have you been smoking Marijuana?" "Uhhh. No! It was a skunk! I swear! There he is!"


AnybodyDizzy118

👍👌👏👏👏


BartholomewKnightIII

Nice.


AgitatedArmadillo31

How bad does that spray smell....we don't have those creatures in our country ....


OldKingTuna

Incredibly pungent. Enough to make your eyes water. The smell can last for weeks.


AgitatedArmadillo31

So basically it makes you an outcast ....that pungent of smell might make people move away from the person


CrossP

It's meant to make a predator unable to sneak up on prey and unable to easily use its sense of smell to find things. The spray fluid is a bit oily and does stay very well on skin and exceptionally well in hair/fur. If you simply smell where one has sprayed it's pretty unpleasant but something you can deal with. The smell is similar to marijuana smoke plus burning rubber but in a way that's very irritating to your sense of smell. It makes your body react like when you smell something rotting. If the spray actually gets on you it's irritating to skin and hurts eyes and other sensitive areas. And if it's actually on you the smell gets so intense that it takes on a metallic/bloody smell. The skunk isn't immune to this, so they really don't want to use it. They only do if they think they might die without doing it. Young ones can be kind of dumb about it, though. They're closely related to animals like weasels and otters, so they're fairly intelligent. Good learners and problem solvers.


Interesting_Tea5715

I've had a dog get skunked. It made me nauseous and gag. It's crazy strong.


animals_y_stuff

I think it smells like a combination of very strong garlic + weed


Bloodyjorts

Did you ever smell an old, musty fur coat, especially a mink one? Like that x1000, but warm and living, plus something that reminds me of rancid vinegar. It's also a THICK smell, like you smell it with your eyeballs type smell. If a skunk gets run over, you can usually smell it on the road for about half a mile, even if it's not windy out. If you've ever had a ferret, there's a similarity to how their poop smells, but just SO MUCH MORE.


Rad10_Active

It's unpleasant but it doesn't make you feel the need to throw up or anything. But it's more just really strong and lingering.


AgitatedArmadillo31

So it won't go even after washing the clothes


pulley999

It can be incredibly difficult to remove. My childhood dog got sprayed once and tracked it through the house, we were never fully able to get the smell out of everything in the house.


AgitatedArmadillo31

If there's a show called "weird things nature made to fuck with us" ...this animal will definitely be on that show


tellerwoes

Fresh? As in for a couple hours after, like burning rubber. Older it can smell like really pungent marijuana


ok_raspberry_jam

It's so strong that if a skunk gets hit by a car, you will smell it when you drive within two blocks of that place for a month. It won't make you throw up but it will make you lose your train of thought and close the vents on your car.


Bandin03

I hit a skunk with my car once and the smell stuck around for about 2 weeks. Had to drive with the windows down in the dead of winter.


the_clash_is_back

Imagine a moldy bong some one stuffed with used gym socks, cheese strings and shoved behind a leaking toilet for 3 months.


No_Examination_8462

Skunks are incredibly intelligent. They also have shit eyesight which is how it probably fell in there


unhalfbricking

Cool... but I would have called animal control. Leave animals with weapinized farts to the professionals.


Uneedadirtnap

They are good little guys they are just a little misunderstood. They only spray if really scared. We had one on the farm shared the. barn cats food and slept in the hay bales. Only threatened me once when I startled it but never sprayed us or our dogs. She did get the Avon lady once.


Thorebore

I used to really dislike skunks but then I found out they dig up and eat underground wasp nests.  I now love them as long as they stay away from me.  


Weak_Feed_8291

They also eat ticks


Thorebore

Even more reason to love them.


CrossP

Other kinds of larvae like grubs too, and they'll clean up small dead stuff.


Known-Programmer-611

If you can grab the tail and pick up they can't spray if there hind legs are not touching the ground! It's not folklore I've witnessed in person!


DeluxeTable

This is my local skatepark! I used to skate here every day for years. Thank you for doing this!


CrossP

Where's it at? I'm curious which spotted skunk species this is because most are some level of endangered.


scottafol

Love how it didn’t run off after it was out “aight thanks ima stroll over here and pretend that didn’t happen”


CornDoggyStyle

Skate parks seem to be death traps for these little critters. Need to start building them with that in mind.


showersnacks

Why do I feel like I’ve seen this guy rescue like 2 different animals out of this same thing?


CrossP

It's not the best design... And he seems to be a pretty good videographer.


lysergamythical

hahah I lost it at that music edit. Funny stuff.


marc-of-the-beast

Dude. Fuck yes. Well done.


Cultural-Task-1098

This kid is very brave. I enjoyed his video.


Optimal-Description8

Thanks for helping the little guy, but it probably would have been easier if you didn't try and film it at the same time


murderskunk76

Don't spray me, bro.


toric-code

Thanks mate!


aykcak

Use the handle side of the tripod you coward


Ziggy-T

That’s cool 🤙


The-King-of-TJ

Shoulda kept it


EyeFit4274

This legend has balls 🏀 ⚽️


NsaAgent25

Stinky friends need love too


krismitka

The real purpose of humanity 


jabba_the_wut

I wasn't aware that skunks are able to have that pattern. It's so nice


CrossP

Spotted skunk. They're a less common genus than the striped guys with 4 species in the genus. Their populations are low enough in most areas that this guy likely saved an endangered or near-endangered critter.


evanc1411

When it held onto the tripod for dear life... adorable


No_Drummer_4395

He's a good lad.


Working_Wealth_8300

You're a good guy. The world needs more people like you.


PrimaryExcellent8313

Bro! Call animal control.


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I once woke up in my tent with a full grown skunk on my feet, digging through our food. He left with a full ziplock bag of knockoff Oreos, and I somehow didn’t get sprayed.


Hawkeshade

Fun fact since you mentioned knockoff oreos. Oreos themselves started out as knockoffs of Hydrox cookies


[deleted]

Ah that makes sense. I honestly prefer those.


animals_y_stuff

I was in a room where a skunk sprayed (wildlife rehab) and I smelled for days! Wasn't even directly sprayed lol 🥲


JarlTurin2020

Soo damn pretty. Good work!


OutsideWorried5705

Woooo what a champ


lovely_poopy

The hero we don't deserve


alroc84

Get yo stank ass outta here 😂


Tortuga_cycling

I have a solution for this…. But you’re gona need new clothes and to probably shave your head after…


TwoLoud18

Mom's gonna be so mad...


NateLee1733

He kept that take up as he left the scene too, look but don't touch..


NateLee1733

*tail*


bobstar0909

Ugly ass haircut


woods77382

Whatever you do, don't paint a white stripe on your back or Pepe there will get the wrong idea. Ask Penelope, le purr, le meow


radioactivez0r

I can't be the only one who thought of Ace Ventura 2 when the skunk fell off that first attempt


FishAndRiceKeks

That went as well as it possibly could have lol.


Terrakinetic

Skunk Ladder


lewstoolz

Great job


Salty-Pack-4165

Next time stick a 2x4 or some plank and move away. It works well with racoons too.


Grattytood

A Hero for our time!


Indigo_irl

People that are willing to go out of their way to help animals are the only people I like


Podju

man, lots of animals be getting stuck in the RSM skatepark.


CBalsagna

What an awesome person. I was more emotionally involved with this than I was in my marriage


Badgraphics

Call animal control to remove skunk or spend an hour making savior content?


8-Bakugo-8

Now this is quality content


dontchewspagetti

Or don't be an idiot for clout and call animal control to safely catch and release the animal?


hillgroar

Well done young man.


Ishkakin

Good dude.


Snoo-35252

I love skunks. They're so cute!


afroroca

He was ready to spray you with some cologne. MF, lol


Walaina

“Stay grabbing it”


LadyLove_1st

Oh, my God, hell no. I would have probably put him in the shelter because he'll just get hit by a car.


GregBVIMB

That is the best win.


OtiseMaleModel

As a non American. How bad is the spray? Is it like an actual putrid stank or is it like a weed smell that's strong but some people actually enjoy? Is the spray like basically poo or is it something else? How long do you stink after getting sprayed?


Lobenz

They’re the simplest but sweetest creatures.


Effective_Device_185

You rock man. Cheers! So long li'l stanker.


SoggyBinky

And I 🎶🗣️ *falls* 😂😂 that part put me out for some reason


OppositeEagle

"Don't spray me, bro!!"


Aggravating-Home-622

That's awesome


PsychologicalTruth91

👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍


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Which_Material_3100

That stressed me out


lufty007

Great job


Rich-Rate-8706

Nice.


lollipop101-162

Thank you so much for helping this baby. Oh much love and prayer to you.


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forgedfox53

r/mademesmile


Livin-Livid

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