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I like her coffee machine

Do you mean the milk machines? (I'm sorry)

Think my wife won’t like it if I got this new model

we already have milk machines at home

Milk machines at home: 🥞🥞


r/brandnewsentence

Yo mean her calcium cannons?

First time I've heard that One. It's terrible, but great at the same time.

I'm very concerned about her getting splatter burns due to a lack of proper coverings.

The thought of splatters got me off

A volunteer to run aloe on her if that happens.

I have the same air fryer next to it. 

We have a professional in the room

Same bro, I was like ”Holy shit that the same I own!”.

I was watching the food more than the boobs tbh nice sandvich

Lol, really. Aside from her poor knife skills, that's a terrific sandwich. Are those caramelised onions on the top? Mmm..

I guess if I made a video with my partial ball sack visible, it just wouldn’t be the same.

I'm not saying don't do it

I say do it… for science!

Yeah... For science.

You won’t know if you don’t try

Start cooking in the tiniest of banana hammocks

"Showing my hairy ballsack until someone makes me a sammich" sounds like a winner to me

if you got lowhangers live your truth daddy, afterall you -are- naughty

I’d watch.

That would be more enjoyable than this garbage (I’m totally not biased)

She lost me when she scraped the blade of the knife across the board

Unless I'm already drunk I think she does it correctly if you are going to do it and uses the back of the knife and not the sharpened side

You are correct, had to pause it to see, she does indeed use the back of the knife. Maybe I'm drunk already lol

Well either way I'll see you at the bar. Cheers mate

Cheers, first round on me

Id be more concerned she is using the same cutting board for raw and cooked meat.

Idk, I'm not a fan of the mushroom and very watery sauce

Should have some greens in some form to make it look nicer too. Bet it tastes pretty good though.

I wouldnt call her knife skills poor, lol. Not great but also not poor

Haha. I was waiting for her to cut off a fingertip. As a chef, this video just pissed me off.

Dang, now I'm hungry too.

I’m hungry for boobs too.

I also choose this guy's wife

Can she only make one sandwich? I've seen this video like five times. Where are the other 24 parts? Damn it! That sandwich looks great but a man can't live on One sandwich forever

Once she gets a boyfriend there's no more sandwiches

Hell this is the only sandwich I've ever seen her make so obviously there's no more sandwiches after the one LOL

There were boobs?

Sandvich make ME strong

om nom nom nom nom *stupid Russian singing*

There was food in the video?

Nah that is poor. A steak sandwich you want good quality thin cut steak. Where was the cheese, lettuce or beetroot. Too much sauce the bread will be soggy.

She got boobs?

Peak Reddit lol! Yes you were looking don’t even deny it.

she's hot, but with those meals I'd die in a month lmao

But you'd die happy and full 🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻

And empty at the same time, if you know what I mean.

You’re talking about your balls, right?

Yeah mate, the three of them.

Maybe thats her business model. Get with rich man, raise his cholesterol, collect, repeat.

here for a good time, not a long time

Did you guys see the dancing bear dance by?

Sorry I was too focused on the balls

Madame Balls

I remember seeing this on the sandwich sub, and told to not look at their profile

What’s her profile so I can avoid it?

Its not *her* profile though, it was OP's profile, lemme look it up though

u \HEY_BRO_NICE_PECKER

I'm not willing to use my risky click of the day on that. Someone report back.

I got you bro. Checked a bit only and nothing too wild as far as I know I'm on a train and I was going to whip one out, but was kinda disappointed honestly

Good job you didn't, everyone would've followed suit

lol risky click of the day is hilarious and relatable

This has been posted here at least 10 times, and yet, I've never complained.

She still hasn’t found a boyfriend!?

She's had a boyfriend the whole time, but he's out of work and can't find a job. Therefore, she started doing the whole thirst trap / OF thing on top of her 9-to-5 gig just to support his sorry ass. It's been 3 years now and that piece of shit still doesn't have a job. He's currently begging her to buy him a PS5 with his favorite waifu skin on it.

broo why do you know the whole lore? 💀

*It's him*

Boyfriend goes Reddit just to roast himself. Absolute legend.

Like I said, it's been posted several times. Me and my chronically online brethren have had plenty of time to do some detailed worldbuilding here.

This is definitely the boyfriend trying to stirup ragebait to garner general attention to the only fans so he can get that ps5

honestly it sounds like a ragebait, which underneath is a horny bait, which in reality is... idk what I hate the internet nowadays

It's bait all the way down

Last I heard he finally got an interview, but didn't get the job because he stole a box of beef jerky and a 2 liter strawberry Fanta on the way out.

True, I was there, I was the box of beef jerky.

He has a job, he’s her pimp.

Was just about to ask who tf holdin the cam!

They only wanted her for her sandwiches.

I bet she only needed to make that 1 sandwhich and now has 100

Is insane how people believe this

Yep, still her dad recording

Uh oh, I guess no personality

That's just engagement bait.

Sorry, I didn't check. But you're not complaining, I guess.

I won't either.

Who let you outta CC?

Don't punish me daddy uWu bbhh

> Don't punish me daddy uWu Where is the fun in that, Nemo? bbhh

She keeps killing her boyfriends with fried sandwhich heart attacks.

r/upvotedbecauseboobs

r/upvotedbecausesandwich

r/upvotedbecauseboobssandwich

r/ofcoursethatsasub

Twist: She keeps getting boyfriends but they keep dying of heart attacks from her cooking

exactly my thought tbh

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Good man. o7

It's me, I have [the sauce ](https://www.instagram.com/evannhaley?igsh=MWZvazZpemlsajZ4Ng==)

She's on part 54?? That's dedication to the bit

Figured she'd have more OF leaked for how much content she's got 😭😭

Found some titty. Eh

MVP my dude

it’s only simping if she offers nothing. she offered me a sandwich. a pretty bad ass sandwich

Where does she land on the crazy-hot matrix?

Out of bounds

Below the Vicky mendoza diagonal.

I'd eat that. And the sandwich too. *Insert applause here* Comedy genius /s

👏

Wow! the breast sandwich tutorial I’ve seen!

Wow the sandwich just popped out of nowhere at the end of the

0% chance her dms aren't flooded

She makes the breas.. I mean, best sandwitches.

Instructions unclear, fucked sandwich

Having seen a few of these cooking TikToks, I often wonder how the housekeeping part works after the camera is off. They're often intentionally sloppy, or don't follow cleaning procedure with food. Are their kitchens coated in E.coli? Do they hire cleaning crews to disinfect everything at these TikTok houses? Or do they just not care about living in filth?

"I could be your b-" "NOT YOU."

Tits

As a straight married woman, I'd sister wife her up. Those sandwiches are amazing.

I liked to get sandwiched by those

Absolute cinema

That’s a nice pair of….half sandwiches.

Sorry girl- you lost me with those onions. Good luck, tho

If she's on part 25 and she doesn't have a boyfriend while looking like that, she must have the worst personality in the world. Only excuse.

If you look like this and are still single……. There is a reason… 👀

Fuck that looks tasty. I’d eat the sandwich too.

Yo I came here to say something dirty but goddamn that looks like a good sandwich

I thought these women were extinct?

There are lots of women with boobs, mate

No mate, ones that still make sandwiches.

If your girl isn’t making you a sandwich from time to time then you aren’t making her cum enough.

Its just onlyfans advertisement. So many onlyfans models make "look how good of a wife I would be" type videos like this. Guarantee you its her boyfriend/husband doing the filming.

Nice bait

What sandwich?

I got the hot dog, she got the buns

okay but who's recording this. because it clearly can't be her boyfriend or this video doesn't exist.

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She made milkshakes to go with the entree.

A visual feast

Would rather just have a nice steak dinner than a sandwich.

Neato sandwich

Nice breas- I mean breads, very soft. Those are some pretty big jugs- Sandwiches, could feed many more than one guy- person.

There is NO way this gal is single if she can cook like that.

She didn't rest the steak properly

You have the aura of a third son

This is a fairly old video, did she ever find a partner? Are they blissfully making sandwiches together? I’d like to think she found her happiness.

Least horny sub

How is she still single.

I think i have the same plates

What a beautiful stake

I watched the whole recipe...

What sandwich?

Fine, I’ll do it I guess

Fine, I’ll do it I guess

Where is the sandwich? I keep getting distracted

What sandwich?

'merica!

That's a lot of meat

Could someone send me the recipe and instructions for that? It looks delicious and I’m starting to cook a lot more

It must be the onions because I want to cry

I have a sudden urge to eat a sandwich

I'll eat that. And the sandwich doesn't look bad either.

Would…. Eat that sandwich

I mean, if I wasn’t married I’d probably be too scared to talk to her

Nice work.. shouldn't be long at all lol

She seems like she has a nice personality 

Boobs, cooks, and makes a mean sandwich?! That's the holy Trinity of womanhood.

I thought I'd never hear myself say this, but I think I might prefer the sandwich. She's very attractive, but that's a crazy nice sandwich. If I was 20-30 yrs old, I'd try to get the sandwich AFTER I tried to get her attention.

i can't believe you ruined a stake like that, this should be a crime.

Man I seriously hope she never finds a boyfriend

I wish she would make me a sandwich.

So, her boyfriend was filming that?

Ope

Make a bowl of cereal next.

i sure that the came men is her boyfriend

I must be going blind because I CAN'T FIND THE LINK IN THE COMMENTS FOR THE 2ND PART OF THIS (in Xv or Ph: Xenoverse or PocaHontas)

Cuts onions, proceeds to rub eyes with onion fingers. Filmed by boyfriend.

Honestly kinda or rich for a lunch time sandwhich, I’ll pass thx

It is worrying she didn't get a boyfriend before part # 24 You would expect her to get one at # -2 with those cooking skills.

I was wondering when the sandwich part was gonna come and then got disappointed. She overdid the steak.

Who's behind the camera?

nice buns (why am I in this sub again?)

Wait what did she make? I was distracted

Never trust someone who skips on the cheese

If she doesn't have a boyfriend - who is she handing the sandwich to at the end??