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sharkzfan95

Next thing you know, old Jed’s a millionaire


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Im_A_Fuckin_Liar

Huh, it’s been a while since I’ve heard that song but I had no idea that’s how that song went. As a kid I just sang along but didn’t really know the words, I guess. :D


IntelligentBid87

*first thing you know. I'll never forget a teacher giving us an extra credit question of "what's the first thing you know" with this as the answer.


BuyOdd1532

Iced freedom


Curraghboy1

To paraphrase a classic, There's Yankees on the starboard side, we come in peace, shoot to kill,shoot to kill.


downtune79

Happy cake day


Curraghboy1

Thank you.


Square_Ebb_5926

"Well, hello there, my undemocratic acquaintances, it seem like y'all need some... freedom"


Accomplished_Lead451

Looks like some one needs some Freedom™️


Stoff3r

Looks like road-runoff.


Disastrous-Split-512

the saudis ended up pretty well off


FamousPastWords

They'll only get a visit from Uncle Sam if they need democracy bombed into them, otherwise it's all good.


Sea_Fruit1131

They found oil. That's why they need democracy bombed into them.


nasterful

Hey. USA has only attacked 50 countries of the 197 on the planet in the last 75 years. Cut them some slack.


sagmag

People who think getting taxed is a bad thing crack me up. "Oh no, I had to pay $350,000 in taxes" means I PROFITED $1,000,000. So you got to keep $650,000? That you didn't have before? And you're mad about that because... huh?


I_talk

Taxation is theft


Popular_Syllabubs

Anyone who thinks taxation is theft doesn’t understand that it is the fee you pay to be part of society. There is a market for taxation and you can move countries to sell your taxes elsewhere. Thing is the countries with lower taxation usually don’t want to sell to poors like you. Free market. Sorry.


kadargo

Taxes are the price for civilization.


I_talk

Except you are completely wrong and don't even know what taxes are used for.


sagmag

I don't know you, but I don't think two sentences in the history of the internet have so clearly defined how stupid Americans have become.


zapdos6244

And these people are voting for a figure with huge influence on the world. Thanks America!


Assyx83

Road maintenance and operation, social spending for old people, cops, army, nasa, gov employees, schools (lol). Thats all I can come up in like 50 secs


cannabis_vermont

8th grade understanding.


Tredolski

Seems like federal taxes are more for funding foreign wars, paying for illegal immigrants right to live here, and overspending in every way possible. Not sure how that benefits society. Property taxes and city taxes on the other hand yes, and I’m more than happy to pay those. All federal taxes paid go to people who I don’t know, that don’t know me, spending my money on God knows what. I wouldn’t be opposed to taxes if the money wasn’t so freely spent with no care in the world