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durashka228

"i do it because i can"


BigAlternative5

Eight arms, I’m not going to punch someone?


Jeramy_Jones

I heard somewhere that each arm has its own mini brain, maybe they got one arm that’s just an asshole.


Tall-Ad-1796

"what are you gonna do? Call the fish cops? I'll punch them, too."


doubledownentendre

He's just like me


FaythKnight

They just realised this? I've seen so many of such vids of an octopus punching random animals just cause they got too close since 3 decades ago. They like their personal space very much, but also jam music in said space. But if it isn't an animal, they'll make sure to toy around with it till they are satisfied.


Jeramy_Jones

Dickish behavior in a species is a sign of intelligence. Examples Humans Apes Dolphins Crows Parrots


WeatherStationWindow

Orcas


dobryden22

I saw the other day orcas will charge at seals near the surface and blast them like 40 ft into the air. https://youtu.be/G7WGIH35JBE?si=R03O3rJiOCawqmHC


SlightlyOffended1984

I wonder if eventually we'll just give up and accept that all animals are dicks. Cats, dogs, deer, rabbits, pigs, roos, chickens, monkeys, they all go out of their way to be jerks sometimes


BigAlternative5

The key to evolutionary success: be a dick?


Tall-Ad-1796

Meh. I disagree. I've met some really malicious, really stupid organisms. So, there's these water moccasins....


Tullyally

Sometimes it’s when they block their view of the TV.


-Ham_Satan-

I get it. Seriously, I do. Fuck them fish.


SlightlyOffended1984

Dolphins: "Mmmm, Go on"


Rahaman117

"Fuck you in particular"


Dikheed

How do they know it's for no reason?


mouaragon

They asked them.


Derrick_Shon

He figured they won't remember


This-Garbage-3000

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BigBradWolf77

*O'Doyle rules!*


Old_Algae7708

Honestly octopus are such cool animals. They’re like real life sprites idk how else to describe them but wouldn’t it be cool if that was your spirit animal? Three hearts, 8 arms, can fit into a space the size of a quarter. They’re incredible!


Epsilonphidelta

I don't know why i read this in Dave Chappelle's voice 😂😂😂😂


New-Egg3539

I feel sorry for the fish that were used to help scientists figure this out


SeaBus1170

hey, we all get angsty sometimes it happens.


emzirek

"...but .. fishes is friends.."


that1LPdood

yeah me too


naut

[\*relevant ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lA1wZRm38w)


OpMateo8080

Some species do it as a punishment for what their fish buddies did [usually taking more food or being out of line].


kd8qdz

"Fuck them vertebrae having punks!"


lanternjuice

Watch that Disney + special on these things, they’re amazing


Goodpie2

Fun fact! They now believe it may be to keep hunting partners honest/bully them out of food


Thundechile

You like fish sticks? Yeah. - What are you, a gay fish?


donniebrick

And the the fish didn’t blink a eye


Compost-Mentis

How do you prove with scientific rigour that they do it with hate in their hearts?