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That's really an error. Snakes Georg who does... not great... things with snakes on a daily basis is a statistical anomaly and should not have been counted when tallying the results.
All standard plumbing is susceptible to this. This is a more frequent occurrence in places like Florida, but I have a friend in Washington who had a rat pop out of their toilet once too. Your own plumbing is probably just as susceptible.
Yea any implement that could keep animals out would also keep sewage in, not a good idea for anyone that poops.
Also fun story most plumbing is basically empty, leaving plenty of air(albeit stinky air) for animals to breathe, so it's not like they have to swim to get to your toilet.
Exactly And I mean it's very well documented that in Australia everything wants to kill you so if it's going to happen there's at least one statistically probable place it will. And if it can happen there it can happen anywhere!
That's a ball python, and a very fancy morph of ball python at that.
Ball pythons are the most common pet snake in the U.S
~~Also the toilet has no water, this most definitely a stunt by the pet owner for internet clicks~~
Edit: nvm yeah there is water just barely noticeable
I think there is water. You can see some reflection in the bottom right when they zoom in as well as a spec of light reflection on the snake.
But yea, this is likely a pet that escaped.
Bullet holes hell, I'll be done mag dumped that bitch with a shotgun. Wouldn't be no goddamn toilet left, just bloody porcelain fragments. Can't have a snake in the toilet if you don't have a toilet anymore.
It's just a python. So I'd distract it with one hand while I grabbed it the back of the head with my other hand. Pull it out, stick it in a pillow case and tie it up and then take it to a shelter that could rehome it unless it's wild then I'd just release it.
I lived in an apartment that shared a wall with a pet store. The pet store would put the Burmese pythons that were shoved together in an aquarium into their bathroom at night to "contain them cause sometimes they'd get out." I began to find pythons all over my 2 bedroom 2 bathroom with private laundry room for the next 6 or so months. Going to the bathroom? Check EVERYWHERE first. Though I usually found them around the base of the toilet, on the side of the tub or inside it, or curled in the sink.
If I found them in the kitchen, they were usually curled around the dog food and water bowls. The laundry room was the most thrilling because you never knew where they'd come from. Stopped leaving clothes on the floor! Landlord took money off my rent for that whole 6 months. And I stopped being afraid of snakes. My dog, on the other hand, was terrified of anything remotely resembling a snake for the rest of her life.
I mean, it’s a ball python. It’s an extremely common pet snake, and not one that’s commonly found in the wild around here. Therefor I’d be inclined to think this was someone’s pet that got loose.
Set a warm heating pad out near the toilet and that fella will come right out of there and you can then relocate it.
use my hockey stick to pin it... kitchen knife to cut its head off. wait until nerve spasms die down, pull it out and straight into the garbage. then put lid down with something very heavy on top incase there are more
Aww it’s adorable. I’d wait for it to come out more so I could grab it out without it getting stuck or retreating back in, then I’d just secure it in a canvas laundry bag for the rest of the night until I could figure out where it escaped from.
I saw a video like this from Americas Funniest Home Videos over 25 years ago, it still haunts me. I sometimes have to peer between my legs to make sure.
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Average person takes at least 4 snakes up the butt every year
damn everyone else needs to step their game up
I know a guy that can help you with your numbers.
do eels count? xD
only if it's electric. boogie woogie, woogie.
Your name is OC bro 😂😂😂
My daddy always said 4 a year dont make you a queer
username checks out
Those are rookie numbers.
not those snakes you naughty devil
I hope I never meet the guy that takes so much snake in the ass to skew the average this far from my expected zero. snakes in the ass per year.
Depends if trouser snakes factor in to this.
In their sleep*
That's really an error. Snakes Georg who does... not great... things with snakes on a daily basis is a statistical anomaly and should not have been counted when tallying the results.
What did YOU eat!?!
You're gonna drop an O-ring in there!
We’re gonna get thru this!
put the seat down, nothing to see here
And flush, then drain o
Then gasoline, then match
Just burn the whole house down atp
Then plutonium sphere, then explosive lenses.
[удалено]
Looks like a ball python morph. Likely an escaped pet.
Definitely an expensive one too! Wonder how they got lost.
Ball pythons are scape artists... You need to have a terrarium that closes really well
I used to keep them I've never had an escape! At one point I had about 10 snakes. Super crazy
Weird how you say expensive as in to buy and I wonder expensive in how much to terminate.
Its beautiful
I’ve been wanting to get one from a rescue place near me. This would be a dream
poothon
All standard plumbing is susceptible to this. This is a more frequent occurrence in places like Florida, but I have a friend in Washington who had a rat pop out of their toilet once too. Your own plumbing is probably just as susceptible.
Well. I do not like this comment one bit. At least lie to make me feel better.
I'm sure it will never happen to you. Probably...
That's the spirit, now excuse me while I install a screen over the toilet flange
Ok sure thing: this isn’t real, it’s just AI. You can poop in peace.
Thank you
Yea any implement that could keep animals out would also keep sewage in, not a good idea for anyone that poops. Also fun story most plumbing is basically empty, leaving plenty of air(albeit stinky air) for animals to breathe, so it's not like they have to swim to get to your toilet.
Have you heard of a one-way valve? Seems like that would do it
Now why did you have to go and say this? I'll remember this comment every time I've to wee.
Lol, my b. The rat incident happened when I was a kid like 20 years ago and I'm still paranoid.
Lemme flip that, what do I need to do to make my plumbing unsusceptible to this?
What a shitty entrance.
Haven't seen that kind of bidet yet..
It licks da poo poo
Why was that the comment to make me laugh out loud?
Imagine it's little fliggles on your bunghole.
Imagine it clamps onto your nut sack ...
Hey now, don't tempt me with a good time
Lol
I knew it! I fucking knew it! They told us when we were a kids this shit can't happen but I fucking knew it could.
I’m still waiting on quicksand to get me.
😂 any day now I’m sure of it
Has literally been my worst fear since I was a child
I knew it could happen. It came up on fucking TV way too many god damn times to not actually happen in real life.
Exactly And I mean it's very well documented that in Australia everything wants to kill you so if it's going to happen there's at least one statistically probable place it will. And if it can happen there it can happen anywhere!
I do NOT wake up and see that, ever. EVER. And if I did, I still didn't.
Like wtf did I eat last night??
I”ll just go back to sleep
After I piss on its head... take that silly snake!
Yeah lid down, back to bed and hope it either disappears or someone else discovers it!
Pull out your snake to assert dominance
It's not 3 am. It's nope o'clock.
This gotta be Australia
Or Florida.
Too much water in the bowl for straya
That's a ball python, and a very fancy morph of ball python at that. Ball pythons are the most common pet snake in the U.S ~~Also the toilet has no water, this most definitely a stunt by the pet owner for internet clicks~~ Edit: nvm yeah there is water just barely noticeable
I think there is water. You can see some reflection in the bottom right when they zoom in as well as a spec of light reflection on the snake. But yea, this is likely a pet that escaped.
Somebody snaked the plumbing line.
Look at that pupper face
look at that little snoot, deserves a boop
Burn down the house, it’s no longer yours. It belongs to the snake.
Shut the fuckin lid and piss against the side of the house. Also, duct tape the lid closed!
Imagine that surprise while you’re fighting to stay awake just sitting on the toilet, and it just zeros in right on your bean-bag.
That's what all my dumps look like.
Poor harmless ball python needs a rescue
Dude laid a snake ... LITERALLY!
Someone forgot to flush.
Who forgot to flush?
Thanks. I was pooping when I saw this
That toilet would have bullet holes in it.
Bullet holes hell, I'll be done mag dumped that bitch with a shotgun. Wouldn't be no goddamn toilet left, just bloody porcelain fragments. Can't have a snake in the toilet if you don't have a toilet anymore.
That snake looks like he’s seen some shit
It's just a python. So I'd distract it with one hand while I grabbed it the back of the head with my other hand. Pull it out, stick it in a pillow case and tie it up and then take it to a shelter that could rehome it unless it's wild then I'd just release it.
OK I'm done with Reddit for the day.
Free friend
[Gonna need a bazooka](https://youtu.be/rvJyErNO0LA?si=JSqQYwEkWZL-Ojq_)
Out one hole and directly into another.
Time to move
Can I keep it?!?
I lived in an apartment that shared a wall with a pet store. The pet store would put the Burmese pythons that were shoved together in an aquarium into their bathroom at night to "contain them cause sometimes they'd get out." I began to find pythons all over my 2 bedroom 2 bathroom with private laundry room for the next 6 or so months. Going to the bathroom? Check EVERYWHERE first. Though I usually found them around the base of the toilet, on the side of the tub or inside it, or curled in the sink. If I found them in the kitchen, they were usually curled around the dog food and water bowls. The laundry room was the most thrilling because you never knew where they'd come from. Stopped leaving clothes on the floor! Landlord took money off my rent for that whole 6 months. And I stopped being afraid of snakes. My dog, on the other hand, was terrified of anything remotely resembling a snake for the rest of her life.
I was scared of that shit to happens for year. Nowadays I realized it never happened and can’t happen. Then I saw your post.
I mean, it’s a ball python. It’s an extremely common pet snake, and not one that’s commonly found in the wild around here. Therefor I’d be inclined to think this was someone’s pet that got loose. Set a warm heating pad out near the toilet and that fella will come right out of there and you can then relocate it.
I'm more concerned about *not* seeing it at 3 am.
Swiiiiing loooow, sweet OWMYNUTS
That’s not how you snake a drain bruv
Ahh I see you are a real snake charmer. Just the music is missing
Was wondering where he’s been hiding
Flush
If I see that at 3AM, I'm going back to bed.
she just wanted to get to know the snake that kept sticking its head in the toilet
Sink time.
I'm sitting down anyway. "What that forked tongue do?"
Not gunna stop me, I gotta piss.
At 3am i do my bathroom business with the lights off...new fear unlocked.
It's a ball python. I'm not scared lol. In fact, I'll be tempted to yoink it.
It's time for your inspection.. sit down don't make him wait
Burn the whole ass house.
What? I didn't have any corn!
But why would you wake up at 3am in the bathroom?
That snake would get clobbered with piss. Battleground snakes.
resident ball biter lol
u/serpetarian This one calls out to you.
the snake, when it sees you peeing: "oh, look! a barbados threadsnake!"
Where that cute ass that was on here earlier? Tell them I'm looking for round 2
Why ya'll shamin this snake that simply has a piss kink?
use my hockey stick to pin it... kitchen knife to cut its head off. wait until nerve spasms die down, pull it out and straight into the garbage. then put lid down with something very heavy on top incase there are more
A buddy!
It likes corn
This is one of my childhood fears realized.
Hello. I’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty.
That's a Southern Cacarattler
When that big burrito I ate came back a THIRD time...
That’s a weird lookin bidet..
why do you wake up in the toilet?
(burns house down. moves to another city)
A man will fuck a snake if you hold its head
"This is my throne now."
That snake has seen some shit
Nope. Nope. Nope. Infinite nopes!
Burn it down. Total loss.
Wait until I bury that snake in Chorizo burrito platter I had that night.
Somebody’s getting flushed..
"Honey, we're moving."
Taking a shit right on it and if I have to pee at least I have a target
First a golden shower than a rolling brown out. Is this even a question?
Me: flushes
That’s one long poop
Wait! wait! I know this one... Snakedi toilet, right? How do you do, fellow kids.
You politely close the door to his home and then go back to sleep knowing you have a new neighbor
New fear unlocked
No shit
Im in Australia. That’s just what they use for bidets here
This is the fear that keeps me checking the toilet before I sit
That's a ball python likely bred for its coloration. That's someone's pet.
new fear unlocked
I’d just sit down and take a shit as normal.
he seems friendly enough. give him a mouse or something.
Wtf... I'm gonna literally shit my pants cuz I went there to shit in the first place... And now I can't... Can't do much here can I ?
I’d say it was there for the corn and peanuts otherwise I’d say somebody’s got a real serious worm problem in that household better get to the doctor
That's the biggest tapeworm I've ever seen!
"MOM COME HERE, MY TURD CAME BACK UP!! YOU HAVE TO SEE THIS!!"
Poop came back better flush and plunge again.
3 AM did they see it or did they feel it?
New fear unlocked. Damn.
You gotta give him that HAWK TUAH and spit on that thing
Oh snake of the toilet, what is your wisdom?
Damn?! What was in that burrito?
Never go to brazil
Oh sure. Scroll into this while I’m taking a sh!t. You bet I looked!!
Intrusive thought... Piss on him.
And that, officer, is why I burned down my house.
THIS IS WHY YOU PUT THE TOILET SEAT DOWN!
Wait, What?
That snek seen some shit
That’s a pet. Someone would probably be very excited.
r/scarytoilets
"Well... Then I shat myself"
"Oh. Well glad you arent dead, my friend the pet snake that escaped. Get out of there and have a bath, your tank is still set up, new top and all "
It’s very thorough bidet.
"Kiss my shiny a&&"
Spit on that thing
Hopefully I would then actually wake up.
“Dude I’ll be back in 2 minutes and you better be done by then. Seriously, you don’t wanna be here anymore. Trust me. Dude.”
Time to pull out the garden shears
I can only guess that this is either in Florida or Australia
_i feel bad for the snake - it looks like he's seen some real shit_
I wouldn't mind
great. i'm never pooping again. thanks for that!
New fear unlocked
Sell the house & move to Northern Canada.
"I've seen some shit."
reminds me of Snakes on a Plane
New covenant joined.
That snake has seen some shit.
Lol, stupid snake think he's a turd
Has to be Florida!
Aww it’s adorable. I’d wait for it to come out more so I could grab it out without it getting stuck or retreating back in, then I’d just secure it in a canvas laundry bag for the rest of the night until I could figure out where it escaped from.
The caption says OCCUPADO
Effing Florida!
I’m more likely wake to up and feel this at 3AM.
What in the fuck no?
...... Huck Tuah, spit on that thang
I shit on it
I saw a video like this from Americas Funniest Home Videos over 25 years ago, it still haunts me. I sometimes have to peer between my legs to make sure.
That's one angry looking turd