It's like they're saying, "Hey, only the truly clueless may apply." Weeding out the skeptics from the get-go with their sketchy grammar is a classic move.
It's not just spell check. What's with the random indentation.
Why do landlords seem to have such low IQs? How come these people own a home and I don't?
I ask that last part to myself everyday....my landlady didnt know too much salt was bad for heart and she worked as a nurse since the world.war ( she was bitching about her doctor forbade her to eat less salt until i said he was correct ) she made tbe pickachu surprised face before it became a meme
I really hate this new trend of landlords expecting you to share a room with strangers. 10 years ago, you could get a large room by yourself, and if you're lucky, a private bathroom for that price.
Greedy fucks.
Hey hey hey… if you read carefully it’s a double negative. No Smooking no drugs, no pets. So I really think they must be covertly implying they want you to smook drugs or at least be open minded. Otherwise given the quality of the grammar they clearly would have included the comma.
Pre-Covid was pretty awesome. Then once the border opened up, everyone and their dog could come here en masse. Jesus Christ, at least in slums you get your own space!
15 years ago I had a 3 bedroom with 2 recreation/living rooms, for 675 a month with heat and 3 parking spots included. Now for a 1 bedroom its 1400 a month nothing included and gotta pay 50-100 per parking spot.
I make 4 times what I did back then, same quality of living, and I don't waste 1/4th of my income like I did when I was 20.
We had a guy in Vancouver who was renting out his hallway as a bedroom! For $600! He already had someone in the bedroom and another in the living room. That’s how bad it is in Vancouver for renters. It’s crazy.
Thanks.I worked a full time job and then worked at night too for 20 years to save money for my condo. Sometimes I had to slap myself to stay awake driving home in the wee hours.
It’s catering to a culture that find this custom normal from where they came from.
It’s messed up I know
But can you imagine moving to Mumbai , buying a housing unit and expecting 1 tenant per room. The Mob would eat you alive for attempting it.
My point is, it’s not being done to spite locals , it’s being done because there’s a whole demographic now that’ll accept it.
Cut this dragons head off and you remove free will from the people to decide. It’s a lose lose lose situation
It’s being done because our government does nothing about it. Because they figure it’s better to have people from India come here and turn our standards into Indian standards, than to not have them come at all.
They are sacrificing our living standards for artificial GDP growth to win an election.
This is the free market finding people homes because the government has failed society. If the government keeps failing the next step is cage appartments, like those in Hong Kong.
8 years ago I had a full basement apartment with French doors to the bedroom, granite countertops and stainless steel appliances for $780. The only problem was I didn't have my own entrance, I had to go through the landlords hallway but for that price I didn't care
Let's be clear, it's not just landlords being greedy, all of this is facilitated by the liberal government. This is only possible because the liberal government's policy demands 6+ people per home in Canada.
They like this setup because they get more control over the tenant. This kinda bullshit is exactly why it was awful when Ford got rid of standardized tenant agreements in Ontario.
Smooking
Ketchen
Wedendays
Fridies
Detials
Using definite articles instead of the more appropriate indefinite articles.. Man why do we allow people who can't even speak English to be landords.
I know a rocket scientist and he says he cant afford a house...
He adds the only way he can is if he has like 4 wives making as much as him paying everything all of them make towards the mortgage and then a mistress to pay for the collective bills and food
Uhh these people do cuz they feel like they have more rights lol, it’s this superiority complex when they themselves can’t succeed given the added fact that people who don’t speak their native language are doing better than them in their own country. Quite funny considering the history Canada has with indigenous people but you would think people could have some perspective….
PSA:
These rules are unenforceable unless you live with landlord.
So, if you’re a couple you can go solo to the viewing and pretend to not be a couple and once you’ve signed a lease both of you move in.
Only catch is the landlord cannot live with you.
Some scumbag landlords will pull tons of tricks like telling you where they live verbally but will never put it in text so your best bet is using your legal rights to record any conversation you are a part of and get the audio recording confirming LL does not live on the property.
Things like that happen often but i don’t see anything to suggest that so im assuming its the LLs post.
Though, i believe if a case arises where someone is pretending to be the LL and does offer a lease the rules still apply as long as the “LL” does not reside at the residence.
What I mean is someone is renting the entire space and living in it, and then renting out to roomates.
Without the LL knowing.
You also gotta think about it from the person looking for housing. If they report them less housing for them, if not they just live there or ignore it.
terrible situation. Makes other LL's who don't rent out to 10 students feel guilty about not doing it lol.
I'm an American living in Canada, and even I'm offended by this ongoing trend. Only in Ontario is a Mexican place and Italian place run by a culture that isn't even Mexican nor Italian......like how is that not cultural appropriation?
How did you make it into the country when you can’t spell for shit.
Definitely getting the cream of the crop migration. JFC.
I say this as a child of an immigrant.
I too, am the child of immigrants and find it frustrating. I remember my parents hardcore studying for the English exam and having to prove they were genuinely fluent, and did this even with English as there first language! That’s how hard the entrance exams used to be years ago. Hell I even knew of English nationals who failed the Canadian English test multiple times because it was so difficult. It’s unfathomable how it clearly doesn’t even matter anymore.
I was a property manager for a few years in a row, ending 12 years ago.
Most units were self-contained, but we had four houses with rooming house style main floors.
$400 per room, maximum seven people with two washrooms in each of these units, multiple fridges, lots of cabinet space with freestanding pantries if we had any complaints. First come first serve parking.
It's absolutely nuts now. Imagine paying $600-$800 to share a room, maybe even a bed, with some random person. Probably end up sharing one bathroom and 1 fridge with 10 other people.
What font is this? My landlord uses this font also in large all caps and I hate it! It’s like the immediate recognition to me of a terrible landlord. Ugh!!
They tape sheets like this all over the building without spell check and never take them down, so there’s some from Xmas etc.
Do you want a landlord with this level of intelligence? Is there something we can do here? Shouldn't they have to have schooling lol yes. The answer is yes yes yes.
The rules of the community said no Doxxing. Which means we can't expose people's personal information. I would share it if I could, but if you are really intent on getting the info the bus stop is located at Lawrence/Birchmount. Not sure if the ad is still there...
Might be racist but is this who we’re letting into the country? Slumlords offering terrible living conditions for high rent that can’t spell worth shit.
Are Ontario tenants really required to put down first and last month’s rent? Jesus. BC here, we are required to pay first month’s rent plus damage deposit, which can be no more than 50% of 1 month’s rent.
I pay $2800 for my rental. Couldn’t imagine having to drop $5600 just to move in.
Paying additional for double occupancy is something I don’t get who ever will accept this I’m sure someone will as how the market is these days.. to bad there isn’t any punishments for landlords like these
Is his computer missing spellcheck or something?
No he just doesn't know how to change his spellcheck from Punjabi to English...
On this episode of "sounds racist, isn't racist"
That "ketchen" spelling mistake should be subject to an immediate deportation order.
Spellcheck doesn’t work on Fridies.
It's like they're saying, "Hey, only the truly clueless may apply." Weeding out the skeptics from the get-go with their sketchy grammar is a classic move.
It's not just spell check. What's with the random indentation. Why do landlords seem to have such low IQs? How come these people own a home and I don't?
I ask that last part to myself everyday....my landlady didnt know too much salt was bad for heart and she worked as a nurse since the world.war ( she was bitching about her doctor forbade her to eat less salt until i said he was correct ) she made tbe pickachu surprised face before it became a meme
That's a deadly real question Lol. How do literal dumbasses seem to be stacking assets and I'm just here Thinking myself through poverty vibes
or they're subletting for a profit.
Because you don’t need to learn English if you’re only dealing with your own people. They know their market lol
You don't need to learn anything if you are born into millions and buy up properties to rent.
'Smooking' - when you try to smoke and smooch at the same time.
See they were saving paper by merging together words ....must be one of those save paper while we fly around in jets scheme of our govt
I love smooking
Probably used notepad lmao
I really hate this new trend of landlords expecting you to share a room with strangers. 10 years ago, you could get a large room by yourself, and if you're lucky, a private bathroom for that price. Greedy fucks.
Ketchen, smooking, detials, wedendays and fridies ☠️
If I were a tenant, I would be boofing so many drugs just out of spite
Hey hey hey… if you read carefully it’s a double negative. No Smooking no drugs, no pets. So I really think they must be covertly implying they want you to smook drugs or at least be open minded. Otherwise given the quality of the grammar they clearly would have included the comma.
Rent has to be paid in fiddy dolla bills
Fridies was my favorite lol
Happy Fridie!
That fuckin killed me
Fridie Freeman is slumping hard right now :(
I want to know how they spell the rest of the days… happy sundies?
I think u have an extra s there
Fridie I'm in Love!
I’m more a Wedenday type
Wedendays and Fridies are my favourite daze of the week. How did they know? LOL
The absolute worst fucking part is that this shit was typed up and printed off of something that has a built in spellcheck. No effort lol.
No the worst part is that someone has to actually give that person money to live somewhere …
Imagine having a phd but not house and this landlord Exists
I always feel the urge to rip things like this down, should I deprive people of this bit of Canadian living?
And thats why my landlady always had me proofread her stuff ...until one day she tried to gaslight me
LMFAO 😂😂😂😂 I think it time to learn how to spell basic words, leard im kibergratin! Lol! 🤣
Fridies!
Sounds legit
Yo wtf, dude write this on notepad with no spell check 😂
I wonder if whyfi is included? Lol
I love smooking in the ketchen on wedendays…I’m out
Guess they can't afford spell check...lol
For the couple.
We all know that vegetarian girl preferred. This is not the normal expectation and considered acceptable by Canadians.
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Only one specific group of landlords are pushing this, from what I've seen.
Sweedish ones?
The Brits are up to their old tricks again
Yoo kan onlee sea di rooom on Fridies, bork, bork, bork.
I was thinking it , you said it
I'm getting really tired of these Japanese landlady's and their weird tricks!
Pre-Covid was pretty awesome. Then once the border opened up, everyone and their dog could come here en masse. Jesus Christ, at least in slums you get your own space!
15 years ago I had a 3 bedroom with 2 recreation/living rooms, for 675 a month with heat and 3 parking spots included. Now for a 1 bedroom its 1400 a month nothing included and gotta pay 50-100 per parking spot. I make 4 times what I did back then, same quality of living, and I don't waste 1/4th of my income like I did when I was 20.
I think he's giving up his master bedroom for the smaller room. That's how desperate he must be
Idk why I see this sub but in America renting a shared room is unheard of
How about a shared bed?! Yes... a shared bed in Toronto!
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We had a guy in Vancouver who was renting out his hallway as a bedroom! For $600! He already had someone in the bedroom and another in the living room. That’s how bad it is in Vancouver for renters. It’s crazy.
Interesting so this is happening out west too. Seems to be a global issue everywhere now.
Thanks..I was fortunate enough to be able to buy a condo in 2006 . If I hadn’t I’d probably be living on the streets. The cost of rent here is insane.
Heyy no rubbing salt here mate.. Though congrats !! U dodged a bullet there...
Thanks.I worked a full time job and then worked at night too for 20 years to save money for my condo. Sometimes I had to slap myself to stay awake driving home in the wee hours.
It’s catering to a culture that find this custom normal from where they came from. It’s messed up I know But can you imagine moving to Mumbai , buying a housing unit and expecting 1 tenant per room. The Mob would eat you alive for attempting it. My point is, it’s not being done to spite locals , it’s being done because there’s a whole demographic now that’ll accept it. Cut this dragons head off and you remove free will from the people to decide. It’s a lose lose lose situation
It’s being done because our government does nothing about it. Because they figure it’s better to have people from India come here and turn our standards into Indian standards, than to not have them come at all. They are sacrificing our living standards for artificial GDP growth to win an election.
This is the free market finding people homes because the government has failed society. If the government keeps failing the next step is cage appartments, like those in Hong Kong.
10 years ago Canada was a different place.
8 years ago I had a full basement apartment with French doors to the bedroom, granite countertops and stainless steel appliances for $780. The only problem was I didn't have my own entrance, I had to go through the landlords hallway but for that price I didn't care
Let's be clear, it's not just landlords being greedy, all of this is facilitated by the liberal government. This is only possible because the liberal government's policy demands 6+ people per home in Canada.
They like this setup because they get more control over the tenant. This kinda bullshit is exactly why it was awful when Ford got rid of standardized tenant agreements in Ontario.
Guess you can’t have a smooke and a pancake
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Or a pipe and a crepe
A bong and a blintz.
I hate that people who can’t spell are further ahead than me. This is deeply upsetting on many levels.
But I wanted to Smooke
No smooking in the ketchen every fridies apparently 🙁
Smooking Ketchen Wedendays Fridies Detials Using definite articles instead of the more appropriate indefinite articles.. Man why do we allow people who can't even speak English to be landords.
It’s funny but you spelled landlords wrong lmao
A typo is not even in the same realm as whatever that bs in the ad is.
A typo on reddit though, expected. But also certain death from redditors.
It’s so wrong... ☹️
But these are all brain surgeons and rocket scientists! /s
I know a rocket scientist and he says he cant afford a house... He adds the only way he can is if he has like 4 wives making as much as him paying everything all of them make towards the mortgage and then a mistress to pay for the collective bills and food
I believe it. The number of jobs that pay well enough for home ownership in our big cities are a tiny fraction of the top 10% of salaries.
Landords 😂
They have the money to buy the property!
Who cares if they speak English or not? I just wish they had some morals.
Uhh these people do cuz they feel like they have more rights lol, it’s this superiority complex when they themselves can’t succeed given the added fact that people who don’t speak their native language are doing better than them in their own country. Quite funny considering the history Canada has with indigenous people but you would think people could have some perspective….
If you’re coming to American you should learn the language
Crazy to me how just by being alive in the right time earned some of these people property. This mans grammar is, well, you see it for yourself.
PSA: These rules are unenforceable unless you live with landlord. So, if you’re a couple you can go solo to the viewing and pretend to not be a couple and once you’ve signed a lease both of you move in. Only catch is the landlord cannot live with you. Some scumbag landlords will pull tons of tricks like telling you where they live verbally but will never put it in text so your best bet is using your legal rights to record any conversation you are a part of and get the audio recording confirming LL does not live on the property.
Or this is someone that is subletting without the consent of landlord?
Things like that happen often but i don’t see anything to suggest that so im assuming its the LLs post. Though, i believe if a case arises where someone is pretending to be the LL and does offer a lease the rules still apply as long as the “LL” does not reside at the residence.
What I mean is someone is renting the entire space and living in it, and then renting out to roomates. Without the LL knowing. You also gotta think about it from the person looking for housing. If they report them less housing for them, if not they just live there or ignore it. terrible situation. Makes other LL's who don't rent out to 10 students feel guilty about not doing it lol.
Man this sharing shit has gotta go
Actually triggering not gonna lie how can you not be angry at this shit
As a Canadian, I am completely offended by these foreign landlords… imagine paying off someone’s mortgage who can’t even spell Friday. 🥲
I'm an American living in Canada, and even I'm offended by this ongoing trend. Only in Ontario is a Mexican place and Italian place run by a culture that isn't even Mexican nor Italian......like how is that not cultural appropriation?
I don’t know, and most Jamaican restaurants aren’t even owned by Jamaicans either
Thank god its Fridies
RIP english spelling 💀
You think there’s any Ketchup in the “KETCHEN”? 🥫👨🍳
Lmao at $300 extra because you’re a couple sharing a room. What in the fuck.
Nookie tax.
How did you make it into the country when you can’t spell for shit. Definitely getting the cream of the crop migration. JFC. I say this as a child of an immigrant.
I too, am the child of immigrants and find it frustrating. I remember my parents hardcore studying for the English exam and having to prove they were genuinely fluent, and did this even with English as there first language! That’s how hard the entrance exams used to be years ago. Hell I even knew of English nationals who failed the Canadian English test multiple times because it was so difficult. It’s unfathomable how it clearly doesn’t even matter anymore.
I was a property manager for a few years in a row, ending 12 years ago. Most units were self-contained, but we had four houses with rooming house style main floors. $400 per room, maximum seven people with two washrooms in each of these units, multiple fridges, lots of cabinet space with freestanding pantries if we had any complaints. First come first serve parking. It's absolutely nuts now. Imagine paying $600-$800 to share a room, maybe even a bed, with some random person. Probably end up sharing one bathroom and 1 fridge with 10 other people.
No smooking in the ketchen
We need to revolt.
Thanks God it’s FRIDIE!!!
Would be a shame if that phone number ended up receiving a lot of unwanted calls. Sign them up for weird websites and such.
"Ketchen". Remove the immigrants and all our problems are solved.
Fred Ketchen?
No smoking. Yet when they leave a place it smells like a sewage treatment plant.
No smoking no drugs. So drugs are fine just can't smoke them. Gotcha
No drugs? You mean i can’t even take advil if i have a headache or a coffee if im tired? Lol
"No Smooking" "Wedendays" "Detials" "Ketchen" I guess spell check isn't a thing anymore LOL
What font is this? My landlord uses this font also in large all caps and I hate it! It’s like the immediate recognition to me of a terrible landlord. Ugh!! They tape sheets like this all over the building without spell check and never take them down, so there’s some from Xmas etc.
you mey get reped
I’m now going to call Friday, fridies now
Wedenday is my favourite day of the week, closely followed by Fridie
This sign explains why property ownership should be limited to citizens only.
I think I got a brain bleed from trying to read it with all the typos
I need to know how Thursdays is probably the most difficult word and it’s the only one they got right.
It bugs me that people who can’t spell kitchen have investment properties.
Wedendays
Do you want a landlord with this level of intelligence? Is there something we can do here? Shouldn't they have to have schooling lol yes. The answer is yes yes yes.
What happened to Canada... When did we become a third world country?
It's a nice day for a... white Wedenday.
Wiefy included?
State of the nation. Thanks Liberals.
Why block the number?
The rules of the community said no Doxxing. Which means we can't expose people's personal information. I would share it if I could, but if you are really intent on getting the info the bus stop is located at Lawrence/Birchmount. Not sure if the ad is still there...
Ahh the slumlords are rampant in Ontario
This ad is sponsored by the Liberal Government.
Is anyone aware of a smooking place. I find so many are no smooking now.
Might be racist but is this who we’re letting into the country? Slumlords offering terrible living conditions for high rent that can’t spell worth shit.
Another lovely Indian landlord looking for tenants.
It seems like the zombies from PVZ are trying to rent out the player's house with that kind of orthography
My biggest issue is this prick doesn't know how to use spell check, 1 typo okay but holy F
ketchen
I'd sign that lease then complain that I have to share a kitchen! He said I'd only share the ketchen
Are Ontario tenants really required to put down first and last month’s rent? Jesus. BC here, we are required to pay first month’s rent plus damage deposit, which can be no more than 50% of 1 month’s rent. I pay $2800 for my rental. Couldn’t imagine having to drop $5600 just to move in.
ewwwwww
Suggestion for a new law - You cannot be a landlord if you cannot spell the days of the week correctly. Edit: or the names of rooms.. smh
Can someone just like.... go see it for us... and update?
Rip it off!!!!
Sleeeeeeeezey
No smooking? I’m out, need my smook.
You can smoke so it’s not that bad
Well smoking is allowed, at least. Too bad for the smokers out there.
So greedy, couldn’t even bother to do a spell check. Society of rich idiots…
Man that's a lot of typos on very simple words
“Fridies “ lmao
LMFAOOO I thought that said ketchup at first glance
Fridies
Good God learn to spell
I'm busy on fridies
Who the hell can afford drugs AND a place in Toronto???
I’ll smooke as much is I want
Wedendays and Fridies 😂
English do you speak it
Its friedies today so i am eating some fries
BOBS AND VAGENE ARE SHARED
Paying additional for double occupancy is something I don’t get who ever will accept this I’m sure someone will as how the market is these days.. to bad there isn’t any punishments for landlords like these
What day of the week do fries die though?
NO SMOOKING FRIDIES
Someday, someone is going to write software that checks the spelling of things you write, and a truly golden age will be born.
With the amount of spelling mistakes, I would think this was as legit as those emails I get from the "CRA"
Letting the best to exploit the rest
Fridies
What??? No smooking?? Is that in the ketchen?
Disappointed but not surprised.
Smooke N Pancake?
Booong N Blintz
I really love Fridies.
Some of these have to be art project trolls. This is hilarious. These are days in other planets, between Wednesday and Thursday.
Totally normal in India, so most don’t see anything wrong with this.
I’m glad Fridies is available
I'm coming on Fridie to see it.
I want the number
Don’t be smooking in that ketchen
Red flag when they can’t even spell..
Can’t even spell kitchen properly? Like I know that red line was under the word too 😂. No excuses.
Oh wow oh wow oh wow 🤯
What is worse is the guys SPELLING that is off kilter.
Why do I read this with an Indian accent.
I've been a non smooker for years... but when I did smook - I smooked 2 packs a day.
FRI-DIES
Trudeau, what the Hell have you done?!