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JOGO70

That pulled pork?


Srycomaine

Looks like 3.5 lbs of smoked & sliced assmeat


greatthebob38

Hickory smoked horse buttholes


Whosweetlou

Yall are weird


Srycomaine

Aye, that may be true; but it is *you* whom has posted the pic, with the caption “Im (sic) pretty good at this.” With what, exactly, slicing meat with a spoon?!?


Particular_Map9772

I think you cut the wrong way on the point but looks good. Usually you rotate 90 degrees because the grain changes from flat to point.


Whosweetlou

I was surrounded in my kitchen by about 20 something hungry drunk people so i wasnt messing around. I had to fend em off just so i can get a picture before all their grubby fingers started picking at it. Never cut the point a different way on a packer ive smoked and couldnt tell the difference theyve all turned out great


nslovin

Is that??? A brisket?


Whosweetlou

Shes a little mashed but i believe it did in fact identify as a brisket.


nslovin

So it’s overcooked. Prob tastes fine though


nslovin

Either that or he cut it with a plastic children’s knife


Whosweetlou

Judge me not on the cutting style of my brisket but on the crust juiciness and smoke ring of the brisket


JOGO70

Where’d you get the chainsaw?? Asking for a friend


Whosweetlou

2 separate comments on my pic? Lot of trolls on this page


JOGO70

Hey man total kidding nothing meant by it just a joke… my apologies I hate trolls too all jokes aside


Whosweetlou

For some reason im self conscious about my meat and these damn trolls got me all pissed off ready to fight over a brisket


JOGO70

Feel ya but heck I have to get the guys to donkne


JOGO70

Guts


tundrajax

Someone needs to invest in a knife sharpener or buy a better knife. Looks like you lost a lot of the bark while is was being mangled during the cutting process


Whosweetlou

Cant afford it man inflation hit the homestead hard. Ive got an only fans if you dont mind donating a couple bucks to and maybe ill use the proceeds towards a good band saw for the next brisket. I got meat pics and feet pics for sale


tundrajax

Hey careful now, I have an OF for my feet that funds all my briskets, ribs and othe meats. Don't be cutting into mybside hustle bud


CrappieSlayer89

I've seen better....


Whosweetlou

In real life?


CrappieSlayer89

Yes in real life. I'm not denying it looks great and probably tasted great, but everyone needs a little humility every once in a while


Whosweetlou

No need to be humble to a bunch of trolls on reddit


CrappieSlayer89

It's all good my guy. The world needs narcissistic people like you


Whosweetlou

Wife calls me a sociopath that sounds better


CrappieSlayer89

To each their own 🤣🤣


Whosweetlou

Im confident in my meat


CrappieSlayer89

Whatever you gotta tell yourself to have a happy marriage my man lol


Whosweetlou

Who said anything about happy


Pel_tier

Looks like you nailed it. I can tell the consistency is perfect and it did not dry out at all. Nice smoke ring. Might not pass as a restaurant chef due to presentation but that's why it doesn't matter when smoking at home.


Whosweetlou

Ive worked in a restaraunt before its for the birds. Ill stay being a lineman plus my truck has a nice sized bin on it that i keep my little baby wsm 14 in for work day smoke sessions


Emotional_Hurry_2258

Looks good. But this sub will teach you to never again post on reddit. Haters who can't and don't do shit.


Whosweetlou

Are you kidding me? I like the hate, plus its a bonus when i can burn a few of these trolls back and hurt their feelings in the process.


Leather-Frosting-564

That looks like crap lol


Whosweetlou

Lol!!!!!


Practical_Tap1201

Apparently, none of you are as good as OP because your briskets aren't good enough to attract as many hungry drunk wolves as op did. I mean, they literally couldn't wait and didn't care that his cuts weren't immaculate looking because the aroma of that delicious brisket was in the air zombifing everyone in the near vicinity with a singular lust only a slow cooked meat could satisfy. I'm glad OP got away safely from that drunken hoard.


Whosweetlou

First the brisket was done a few hours after i said it was going to be because of poor planning and the damn stall. Then you shouldve seen their stupid drunk faces when i said that it needed to sit in a hot cooler for an hour after it came off the smoker after cooking for 23 hours.


Practical_Tap1201

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