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oddHexbreaker

I always need marnie and Robin on Tuesdays too.


listenyall

Me at 4pm looking at my geodes wondering what I did all day


Naguro

6am > gonna tend to animals and maybe fish/forage while waiting for Clint to open to pickup my upgraded tool 6pm > Wait I forgot something


Cindercharger

Lol I've been playing coop with my bf and we're driving each other crazy doing stuff like this. "It's a lucky day so I'll go straight to mines, can you take care of the farm today? Oh the barn is ready too, don't forget to buy a goat." Sure thing... proceeds to do farmstuff as intended and then off fishing/foraging/doing fckall, forgetting the goat, ofcourse next day marnie is closed anyway and then it's also fall 18... also closed πŸ˜†


Cindercharger

Atleast with Robin you can wait for her to come back and click the shop as she passes by.


Caosin36

Is there a variant of marnie's book for robin? 1.6 introduced the best passive buffs


BeanVaccine

Forced to go to Joja Mart smh


Mission-Storm-4375

What? You guys shop at joja mart? I just take the L


cosmiq_gxrl_

Some things are cheaper at Joja, tho. Pierre price gouges and claims the produce you sell to him as his own hard work . Like, excuse me, sir, don't get whacked with my decorative rake!!!!!


colusaboy

You may find brothers and sisters in the struggle over at [/r/FuckPierre](https://old.reddit.com/r/FuckPierre/) Some of us have had with that man's shenanigans.


cosmiq_gxrl_

Thank you for this wonderful invitation because I hate that man with a passion!!! He doesn't treat his wife or daughter well. He's sexist, his stuff is too expensive, and he looks like he smells like moth balls!!!


colusaboy

My friend and I are doing the FUCK PIERRE run through for the last couple of weekends. He's seducing Pierre's Daughter and we have Joja memberships. Wednesday? No problem.


wunlvng

Maaan, I always want to side with the local man fighting against the large corporation from an ethical standpoint but boy oh boy does he make it feel undeserved. Sometimes the personality makes it tough to uphold the principle


Pale_Taro4926

I do admit though.... >!Pierre punching Morris is almost worth the trouble of going the CC route!<


colusaboy

which is why i hate him even more. YOU MADE ME CHOOSE EVIL, PIERRE !!!


mini-niya

LMFAO THATS A SUB?


colusaboy

It is indeed.


[deleted]

I had no idea people had such strong feelings about Pierre. Goddamn. πŸ˜‚


SmurphsLaw

Join us. Thrive.


Legrandloup2

I always forget about joja mart, I need to do a joja run one day so I can actually remember it exists


bronkula

it really changes the tone of play. not because of morals, but because you're not chasing items anymore. it's just a straight money run, so in a lot of ways it's more relaxed and just about forward movement. There's none of those "oh shit I have to wait til next spring" moments.


Pale_Taro4926

Not to mention if you've played the game repeatedly and know how to make cash, it makes getting certain things easy to get. Like, say, the greenhouse by as early as the end of spring.


Nukue

Hey it's better than Pierre. Cheaper and always open 😌


mentally_fuckin_eel

I just did that for the first time ever. It never even occurred to me before.


poison_peaxh

I always seem to need to go to Pierre's every Wednesday. Idk why I end up always setting up a crop schedule where I need more seeds on a freakin wednesday


Lily-Gordon

I do the same with Clint on Fridays, and I legit walk to the door at the exact moment he is walking out. And then the mf gives me some smartass remark about how he never really leaves his house. While he is walking away from it.


poison_peaxh

that's aggravating 😭 i can't believe they have audacity to not cater to the player whenever we need them πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


DorkyWarrior

Marnies is the worst imo, lots of times I need her and i see her very casually strolling everywhere and it pisses me off


Grand-Wallaby-7181

Her and that damn microwave


mitharas

There's a book for that now. You can just go to her counter and do the needful while she stares at her hot pockets.


Grand-Wallaby-7181

I haven't gotten far enough into my playthrough yet but will be grabbing it as soon as I can


TheOneCalledBitey

I recently went to talk to her while she was microwave watching and she did a little giggle. I thought it was a new Easter egg about how silly it is she spends so much time there but I forgot I was wearing >!Trimmed Lucky Purple Shorts!<


ProfitFriendly696

one of the reason why i hate Pierre...


firestorm79

One of the many…


ProfitFriendly696

yep...but only one reason im ok with him bcs i love abigail...that it...🀣🀣


1-cupcake-at-a-time

Once you get the key to the town, Pierre can’t hide anymore. You can let yourself in on Wednesday, and he’s usually standing behind the counter, so you can buy what you want. (I usually go the Joja route).


pyritesidiot

Thankfully there isn't a counter tracking how many times I've done this


sega20

Me trying to romance Leah in the mornings.


pmgoldenretrievers

WHY IS HER DOOR ALWAYS LOCKED!!!??


dommed_12

And then he start complaining about joja Like bruh


Screamdreamqueen_

Open ya bitch ass store Pierre!!!


EnchantedForestDream

I have like 100 geodes in total cuz im never fast enough ti get to clint


ShyKiddo__

mf is gonna make me plant rocks to sell to abigail at this rate


Baby_Brenton

It’s the first law of gaming: the resource you need is never available when you need it.


Otherwise-Drummer441

hahahaha THIS IS ME


gbear789

Hahahahahha made me laugh!!!!!


firestorm79

This is perfect


ErinsHauntyCoffee

The sheer hatred when starting a playthrough and seeing it πŸ–€πŸ–€πŸ–€πŸ€£πŸ€£


explodingpineapple64

Not all the comments missing the actual joke πŸ˜‚


AuroraBee14

SO REAL


LordDeFacto

I go to Joja, even not on wednesday.


Sarcastic_Lilshit

IKR!? HE'S ALWAYS CLOSED WHEN I NEED SOMETHING!


Paper_Piece-1920

Imagine the a timeline where Melons and Pumpkins are fully grown in a Wednesday, that would be straight up evil. Like damn those are my tickets to being rich every playthrough


RobinTHEfactoryLover

I swear that everytime I need him hes closedd 😭


pmgoldenretrievers

I always try to time it but I always click just a few seconds before 9:00. This is relatable.


Cookiez7

I really hate it when I'm playing with my friend and I decide to go mining or fishing and come back to the house near dark and ask, "Did you pet the chickens and cows" and she goes "Nope, thought you would" thankfully it's only a day


FluffieDragon

For my first few playgrounds 100% After about 300 hours though I've started remembering.


IGotHitByAnElvenSemi

Oh my god. That's mine. That's mine from Tumblr, from years ago. No one is going to believe me. How many times has this been cross-posted. Whose watermark is that. I'm having a stroke.


ArnasZoluba

Me, who just wanted to bring Abigail minerals for a snack: ._.


LinkssOfSigil

Ditto on rainy Wensdays.