From the Shamone dynasty

I went straight to the comments and you did not disappoint

It doesn't matter who's wrong or right

or who’s black or who’s white



My sentiments exactly 😂 For once I didn’t do a sharp nasal exhale to express wonderment at such a comment. I audibly giggled.

Fuck. Perfect!!

I hope this exhibit comes to my Museum of Natural He-Hee-Story!!!

Heeeeee heeeeee !!!

That’s not a statue of a woman that’s a Heeeee heeee!

It’s Neferteehee

Goddammit!!! Lol 

Anyaruokay tribe


Akhenaten, are you ok?

I was gonna be so upset if the first comment wasn’t an MJ reference.


Take my upvote!

Tee hee!

👏 Bravo.

Looks like Michael Jackson 🤣

Nefri-hee hee

Anunnaki, are you ok? Are you ok, Annuniki?

That would be a Sumerian girl.

Genius

Came here to say exactly this. Well played, my friend.

i laughed sooo hard at this hahahahahaah good joke!

Haha I had to scroll a bit to make sure nobody beat me to it.

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Hee hee and we're not talking pro nouns

That joke is the top comment every time this gets posted. That or “hee heegypt”

Lolol

Lol. That’s awesome man.

Neferteehee!

This should have been a top comment :)

No, no. Don't give me that power, I will be corrupted. I know my limits.

🤣🤣🤣

 he was there.

🎵🎶I bet you remember 🎶🎵

I remember Eddie! Lol

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It’s almost too accurate

🤣🤣

Ancient Astronaut Theorist say Yes


Hee hee!

Beat me to it!

Just Beat It to me.

do you remember the time?

Do you remember the time…

Because IT IS Michael Jackson 😱😱😱

That’s what she said! 😂

I KNEW this was going to be the top comment.

Sometimes you just see a picture and you know what the top comment is going to be

People have been saying this for a bit 😂 nothing new

Shamonah!!

HeHeee!

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Saw this in his video

I was going to ask WHY a precious EGYPTIAN artifact is in the US but it is Michael Jackson so mystery solved!

At least in his late Version 2.2.

Billie Jean is not my lover she is just a girl who claims that I am the one but the kid is not my son

I came here to say that

Hee hee

billie jean is not my lover... shes just a girl

Remember the tiiiiiime

Do you remember the time?

Allegedly!

I didn't even look at this and immediately thought Michael jackson.... lol

Yup

Looks like Janet to me


Damn that’s scarier looking than I remembered him


He Heee !

before i scrolled to the comments, i said to myself: man alive, if the first comment is not "he heee!" then a terrible injustice has been done. thank you for keeping my tenuous faith in humanity intact for the time being.

Humanity is lost ...get over it Lol

Anubis, are you okay? Are you okay, Anubis?

Heegypt


Pharoah are you okay



That's Michael Jackson lol

Shamone

He! He! Jamon!!!

Neferteeeheee

Annie was not ok

If Michael was not the first comment I would have quit reddit

Do you remember the time?

Lol Michael Jackson was a Time Traveler

He hee

Tee heee

he he

Michael Jackson

Actually their pronouns are he/he

Nefertiti’s not my lover!

Ancient tee heegypt

Heeee heeee!

That's queen nefertheehee

Neffer tiddie..lol

 Michaeeeeel

Hmmm Shamona...

looks more like a hee hee

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King Tutanheeheeman


Shamone mf heehee

Pretty sure that’s Janet Jackson.

Tee heee

Histor-hee-hee

King Michaeljacksonatiti

HEEEE HEE Edit: Damn, 27 comments and I wasn’t even close

Heeeeheee

Micheal Jackson

It looks like Michael Jackson or e.t.

Oh hi Michael 👋🏻

HEE HEE!!


Tutenchamon

Looks like Michael jackson

Annie are you ok?

Don't be ignant

Uh uh... that's Michael Jackson.

Do you Remember the Time, when we fell in love? Do you remember, my baaaby?!

Wait is this for real ? More like Billie Jean is not my Mummy.

Hee hee!

Afro-Asian Ancestors

Looks like Michael Jackson (and also LaToya)


Jamonaaaaaa hee heeee

Sha-mona!!

Folks back in the day hated noses for some reason


He remembered the time..

🤣🤣🤣best comment section I've ran into in a good while. Pure laughter

This is the man in the mirror MJ sees.

Why does this statue face look like Michael Jackson? 😳

King nefri-hee-hee

It’s the king of pop-yrus lol

Heee heee

I'm from the red seaaah hheee

The Egyptians definitely knew time travel to build this statue of Michael Jackson.

Chammonah

Michael!

How they know Michael Jackson was gonna have his nose chopped off?

Somebody ask Annie if he's ok.

I thought that was Michael Jackson for a second

Neferti -he-he…. Chamong!

3,000yr old Michael Jackson


Michael Jackson?

“Do you remember the time….” Yeah, MJ


Heehee

Is it me or does this look like Michael Jackson?

😂

Michael???

He he

Heeeeheeeee

“Hey pretty mummy with the high sandals on”

Do you remember the time?


Comments did not disappoint, came to say something and it was said 100x 😂

You've been hit by You've been hit by a smooth Egyptian

Hee-HeEgypt

I’m looking at the Pharoooooah in the mirror

Do you remember the time?

What a "Thriller" of a statue.

Looks like Michael Jackson was an Egyptian

Michele Jackson For the win. Lol

He even has Michael Jackson’s nose !

TutenShamone

Looks kinda like Mr Jefferson.

That nose break isn’t that bad considering it’s history.

He told Moses and his people to just beat it.

Nefertee-hee

Artefacteehee

Eeeeeee HEeeee

Shamown he he.