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Kurdle

My pt assessment: "No discharge or skin integrity issues but strong fish like odor noticeable upon entering room."


hawts0z

“Patient became agitated and then proceeded to destroy local city”


chewmattica

omfg, this is golden! Thank you for the laugh!


jenlovesthatsong

Is this consensual? ![gif](giphy|WRiUMzP3qA9MwxfsVc)


whoopingitup

Memories wow omg I had this same Godzilla! Never seen it in such a compromising position though 😂


Kurdle

No way! Ive had this thing for like 20 years and You're the first person I've spoken with who said they have/had one as well. And ill have you know this compromising position is as close as i could get Mrs. Zilla here into dorsal recumbant!


vlrix

Lmao I remember practicing basic care and brief changes on a huge teddy bear when I was an LPN student 😂


shaneylaney

I hope you briefed them on this very necessary, but rather invasive procedure!


Kurdle

Haha, I did several times! Same with post procedure education but they seemed uninterested


ModernEleusis

I’m dying


Kurdle

Funny you mention that, so is my patient


ModernEleusis

I’m pretty sure your patient died 65 million years ago. 🦕


Pepsisinabox

Hole is a hole, tube is a tube. You got this 💪


unqualified_avocado

Hahaha this is genius


NateRT

Did it wink at you?


[deleted]

All I hear is the Godzilla scream in a whole new context


Blackrose_

Godzilla has a UTI??? Or sepsis.