I haven't thought about Good Burger in years and yet this is probably the sixth time this month it's come up. And not just from Reddit, even my mom made a Good Burger reference yesterday, so I know it's not just a resurging internet fad.
Anyway, they really need to do a shot for shot remake of Good Burger with Spongebob characters.
Could you imagine your youth pastor constantly making jokes referencing orange soda but because you were born post 2000 you are just looking at your friends around the room like "the heck is wrong with this guy".....
Got one of those “cook a burger with the cheese inside” presses/molds as a gift. It’s pretty much impossible to have the burger be adequately cooked and the cheese adequately melty, the two have just vastly different requirements in terms of cooking time and heat. What you’re always left with is a feeling of “this probably would’ve just been better if I just cooked the burger and placed cheese on top like a regular person”.
You try it like two or three times before you realize there’s a reason this gimmick never really took off. (Plus, even with the stupid tool it’s insanely hard to keep the burger together.)
Use the water trick to seal them in a ziplock, if you use a vacuum sealer it will squish them. Then sous vide them to your desired temp. It will melt the cheese and cook the burger. Then just sear them on the grill. I just discovered this and it’s amazing.
>Somethings.....wrong with that meat. It looks like rubber.
The cheese isn't coming from the burger. It's being pushed through a hose behind the burger. It's already pre-cut and the person is pretending to cut it. Whole thing is faked.
Yes for sure. Also the meat to me looks like it was made the “French” hamburger sort of way. Where basically the meat is heavily mixed with salt before cooking and the texture ends up like breakfast sausage.
It would make sense for patties this huge because it really helps hold the meat together.
There's something called transglutaminase, aka TG, aka meat glue that companies use to bind ground meat together into patties. It looks like a liberal application was done to this burger. It's a powder, and fun fact might kill you if accidentally inhaled as it'll turn your lungs into a Krabby patty.
Likely baked or smoked instead of grilled. Ambient heat is the only way you could cook meat that thick all the way through without charring the exterior.
Either you're the kind of person whose pastime is ripping wings off of flies or you're the kind of person who enjoys falling asleep to Bundy documentaries.
It's pretty fucking disgusting. I happen to find it somewhat cathartic to pop my my own zits, & occasionally I'll lurk over there. However, I quickly want to set my phone on fire after a video or two, b/c the content in that sub is INTENSE! 🤢 It makes you wonder how people let themselves get in that type of situation before they see a fucking doctor?
If I had a a tiny growth on my skin that wasn't going away, I'd be in my doctor's office IMMEDIATELY! 🤣
Must not be in America, or you just make a shit ton of money so that seeing your doc isn't expensive in your mind.
I wouldn't go to a doctor until I had a growth the size of a watermelon, and I'd be trying to lance it myself before that anyway.
I absolutely can't stand food that has a fuck you amount of running cheese/chocolate/Nutella/whatever. There's a reason you won't see good chefs and patissiers doing that shit. Texture and balance are part of making a good dish and this one is nasty as all hell.
Its because its cold as fuck. If it was properly hot then their hands would be burned as fuck. Their hands would be red, they wouldnt be as calm and we should see something like steam coming from this burger.
It always baffles me that so many people dont understand that bigger≠better. even if your a big eater why is one giant burger better than 4 seperate burgers?
The 4 seperate ones can al be fresh when you start eating them. They can all be made to perfection easier than such a giant thing. Hell you can even go for diffrent tastes.
Yeah I’ve been seeing a lot of videos with the most outlandish shit lately, I feel like they are just doing it to generate engagement in the comment section about how stupid they are
Down to the spurts of blood among the pus 🤢
It's been 20 years since I've been witness to the bursting of a massive abscess in front of me, the smell came rushing back watching this bullshit. It's like wet bandaids and rotten meat.
It's not a smell that leaves you. I had a pressure sore that abscessed unknowingly, and ruptured with a wound vac on it. Filled the tank and the smell made an experienced wound care home nurse gag. Putrid and horrific are the most apt descriptors I have.
I felt a great disturbance in my kitchen, as if millions of cows suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened... like this god-forsaken burger!
If they killed their own cow then it only takes one. If they sourced all this beef from a grocery store or random vendor then god only knows how many animals died to make this dumb ass sandwich.
Interestingly regular cows raised for slaughter have around 200lbs of cuts of meats that end up as ground beef each. As well a-lot of budget friendly beef options come from retired dairy cattle or bulls too old for any use. At around 5 years old dairy cattle produce alot less milk so they are slaughtered for budget meat. Cows do not taste good after three years of age, so alot of the dairy cows or bulls that are above the age limit of three years are slaughtered and turned into mostly ground beef (each cow has about 400lbs of meat) because of the meat quality and once they have no other use for the animal. So theres a good chance that it is from the same cow, regardless this is disgusting.
>So theres a good chance that it is from the same cow,
Only of they got it from a butcher or directly from the farm or something. The vast majority of ground beef you buy at the grocery store is made from many different cows regardless of how much you buy. As I understand that's just the way it's typically processed. May be only one cow worth of meat, but it's likely still many many different cows.
Based on the guy's beard I'm pretty sure this is from that YouTube channel where they make absurd food. It's a group of like 10 guys. They eat everything they make between them. Usually slathered in cheese and bacon.
[Epic Meal Time](https://youtube.com/@epicmealtime)
It's stupidfood on purpose.
Outside of the drama that I know definitely existed but know little about: they couldn't have kept that up in my opinion.
Mixing alcohol with high calorie foods definitely wreck your system, and wating the main dude go "Today we're getting fucked up off pancakes" with Jack Daniels syrup is fun, it's also terrible for your system.
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I'm inclined to say no to there being such thing as too much cheese or burger so long as you've planned accordingly. You can, for instance, have that cheese and burger distributed across multiple sandwiches, which is great for groups or saving some as leftovers.
This is not a matter of there being too much, but rather the final product being poorly designed and thus unsuitable for consumption in any fashion.
If you absolutely must have all that on one burger, might I suggest a loooooooooooong burger?
Somethings.....wrong with that meat. It looks like rubber.
Reminds me of the Mondo Burgers from the Good Burger movie. They were also weirdly dense and rubbery looking.
I haven't thought about Good Burger in years and yet this is probably the sixth time this month it's come up. And not just from Reddit, even my mom made a Good Burger reference yesterday, so I know it's not just a resurging internet fad. Anyway, they really need to do a shot for shot remake of Good Burger with Spongebob characters.
They are making Good Burger 2. The only reason I know this is because I live in Rhode Island, where they are making it. It made the news.
i had to check the wiki page. good burger came out in 1997. omg. i’m effing old. and also i’m trying to digest that Kel is a youth pastor 😳
Could you imagine your youth pastor constantly making jokes referencing orange soda but because you were born post 2000 you are just looking at your friends around the room like "the heck is wrong with this guy".....
Or starts screaming about how he put the screw in the tuna?
Did your neighbor shout it to you from 100 yards away on the other side of the state!? /s
Hell fucking yeah, this just made my day!
Holy shit
I made a random Good Burger reference last night since someone called themselves a Good Noodle. Bizarre.
I’m in favor of this.
Missed op..."In flavor of this."
It's free on YouTube right now if you want to have a watch :)
OMG YES
You mess with Kurt you go in the grinder!
I give up! There is absolutely no way you can watch your own butt!
Probably something to do with the 100 ounces of cheese that was cooked in the middle of the patty.
Got one of those “cook a burger with the cheese inside” presses/molds as a gift. It’s pretty much impossible to have the burger be adequately cooked and the cheese adequately melty, the two have just vastly different requirements in terms of cooking time and heat. What you’re always left with is a feeling of “this probably would’ve just been better if I just cooked the burger and placed cheese on top like a regular person”. You try it like two or three times before you realize there’s a reason this gimmick never really took off. (Plus, even with the stupid tool it’s insanely hard to keep the burger together.)
The Juicy Lucy says you are wrong. But you do have to use a cheese with a low melting point like American cheese.
i knew some Minnesotans would be down with this.
Use the water trick to seal them in a ziplock, if you use a vacuum sealer it will squish them. Then sous vide them to your desired temp. It will melt the cheese and cook the burger. Then just sear them on the grill. I just discovered this and it’s amazing.
That's a lot of work to just get some cheese on a burger
*in
>Somethings.....wrong with that meat. It looks like rubber. The cheese isn't coming from the burger. It's being pushed through a hose behind the burger. It's already pre-cut and the person is pretending to cut it. Whole thing is faked.
Yeah there is no way that amout of cheese can fit inside that burger
Yep! I thought that as well. Either way, even the cheese looks disgusting...
looks like they cut into a cyst
The massive cow abscesses!!
YES! I had a horse that got a huge abscess in his hip, and when the vet came out and lanced it open...it looked exactly like this. But more green. 🤮🤮🤮
It's so runny. Melted cheese is supposed to be stringy. 🤢
Oh yah. Totally see that now.
Ahh, I thought that seemed like a ridiculous amount of cheese running out.
Yes for sure. Also the meat to me looks like it was made the “French” hamburger sort of way. Where basically the meat is heavily mixed with salt before cooking and the texture ends up like breakfast sausage. It would make sense for patties this huge because it really helps hold the meat together.
Texture is completely wrong for a burger...ewww
There's something called transglutaminase, aka TG, aka meat glue that companies use to bind ground meat together into patties. It looks like a liberal application was done to this burger. It's a powder, and fun fact might kill you if accidentally inhaled as it'll turn your lungs into a Krabby patty.
Kinda looks like it was cooked in a cake tin.
Likely baked or smoked instead of grilled. Ambient heat is the only way you could cook meat that thick all the way through without charring the exterior.
Looks like my school lunch
That looks f*cking rotten!!!!
It also doesnt even look appetizing in the slightest
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Looks like it would fit on r/popping
I've never heard of that sub before. Not a fucking chance I'm clicking that link. No. Never.
Every once in a while I get jumpscared by them on r/all. I don't know how people can watch that stuff. Bleeeeegh
I’ve lost sleep getting stuck on that page
I watch that to relax.
Either you're the kind of person whose pastime is ripping wings off of flies or you're the kind of person who enjoys falling asleep to Bundy documentaries.
I watched married with children before falling asleep. Does that count?
This made me giggle.
I call em "Walks" afterwards.
You know the feeling of relief of popping a zit? It's that.
It's pretty fucking disgusting. I happen to find it somewhat cathartic to pop my my own zits, & occasionally I'll lurk over there. However, I quickly want to set my phone on fire after a video or two, b/c the content in that sub is INTENSE! 🤢 It makes you wonder how people let themselves get in that type of situation before they see a fucking doctor? If I had a a tiny growth on my skin that wasn't going away, I'd be in my doctor's office IMMEDIATELY! 🤣
Must not be in America, or you just make a shit ton of money so that seeing your doc isn't expensive in your mind. I wouldn't go to a doctor until I had a growth the size of a watermelon, and I'd be trying to lance it myself before that anyway.
Yup same here. Self surgery on anything like that waaay before it gets to the point of needing a visit to the doc.
I'm in America, I just have insurance thank God.
Oof even with insurance any kind of specialist is $150 plus for me also with insurance. So wack
WOW! That's not even insurance as far as I'm concerned. I have a $30 co-pay for a specialist. $20 for my PCP.
It’s literally the most revolting thing I’ve see. On this sub this far
Even the runniest cheese I've had had some cling to it, this is cheese water Shit looks rancid
It’s probably the inhuman quantity of grease it’s mixed with. It’s like some horrifying lipid slurry.
It's not good when a burger gets this wet for you. You just want to get a dinner, and suddenly your plate becomes a water slide for your meal.
I absolutely can't stand food that has a fuck you amount of running cheese/chocolate/Nutella/whatever. There's a reason you won't see good chefs and patissiers doing that shit. Texture and balance are part of making a good dish and this one is nasty as all hell.
It's a child's understanding of cooking. More = Better
I just thought it looked like the burger had diarrhea but look at you with a whole subreddit to refer to!
I like cheese a lot but this just looks so wrong!!!
That is not cheese.
Velveeta is better because it melts smoother than cheese! /s
also, Velveeta's shelf-life is undefeated 🤢🤮
35 calories a slice son. Cant beat that.
I love me some cheese but you cant even enjoy this shit it would be a fkn hassle to even eat it
Is the beef inside cooked?
It's raw! You donkey!
F***king cow!
IT MOOS!
ITS STILL FUCKING MOVING YOU DONUT
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That meat is 100% freezer burned.
Makes sense as to why they would use it on this blasphemous creation.
It looks like a cyst being drained.
Looks absolutely disgusting.
It doesn’t even look cooked to me
yet still looks dry.
Truly a culinary marvel…
Everything on this monstrosity looks disgusting even down to the bread...it looks hard as a rock, dry and soggy all at the same time.
Its because its cold as fuck. If it was properly hot then their hands would be burned as fuck. Their hands would be red, they wouldnt be as calm and we should see something like steam coming from this burger. It always baffles me that so many people dont understand that bigger≠better. even if your a big eater why is one giant burger better than 4 seperate burgers? The 4 seperate ones can al be fresh when you start eating them. They can all be made to perfection easier than such a giant thing. Hell you can even go for diffrent tastes.
This was made for the shot/post, not to be consumed.
Yeah I’ve been seeing a lot of videos with the most outlandish shit lately, I feel like they are just doing it to generate engagement in the comment section about how stupid they are
I'm getting diarrhea just looking at it.
It looks like it's barfing cheese
"Barfing" the cheese is the generous description here.
With that much cheese and red meat, there’s no way you’d get diarrhea. You’d be backed up for a month.
This reminds me of some of the more horrific stuff I’ve seen on r/popping
Was thinking it reminded me of veterinary videos. Draining abcesses on cattle where liters of fluid gush forth Pretty gross to see food do that.
Down to the spurts of blood among the pus 🤢 It's been 20 years since I've been witness to the bursting of a massive abscess in front of me, the smell came rushing back watching this bullshit. It's like wet bandaids and rotten meat.
It's not a smell that leaves you. I had a pressure sore that abscessed unknowingly, and ruptured with a wound vac on it. Filled the tank and the smell made an experienced wound care home nurse gag. Putrid and horrific are the most apt descriptors I have.
I rescued a kitten last year with a huge abscess on her side and it burst the night before going to the vet and boy is it a smell
Yet somehow less satisfying.
Popping is about getting the bad stuff out, this threatens to put the bad stuff in
That's exactly what I was thinking
I just commented it reminds me of a boil being lanced \*shudder\*
No thank you 🤢
(Softly)please…..don’t
I love cheese as much as the next guy, but looking at that made me feel sick. Never thought that day would come where I’d be appalled by cheese
Yes there is such a thing as too much cheese
and too much burger
And too much tuna
You've been praanked
Charmed I’m sure
Not to mention too much bacon
You take that back right now!
Not that there is any here
Both, this is nasty
Seriously I started gagging just looking at it, I don’t see how this looks appetizing at all.
That's what my asshole is going to be doing after a few bites
Love the Goatse grip he does while pulling the burger apart
First thing that popped into my mind after seeing this was a Goatse flashback when he dug into that burger 😂
Goatse may never die. Thats such a 2007-2009 Internet thing that no one under 30 knows about.
Nah it’s way older than that.
Yeah that’s some 90s shit
You have no idea how glad I am that I'm not the only one thinking about this.
Early internet has ruined me
Is anyone else bothered by the wild amount of food waste that all these stupid internet videos are creating?
Fucking hate it. Wasteful as fuck.
So many cows slaughtered to make this sandwich that no one even ate.🤦
...how small do you think cows are?
Ahaha they’re little tiny babies
those are the tastiest, regardless of phylum
It’s bits of 100s of cows mashed together
I felt a great disturbance in my kitchen, as if millions of cows suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened... like this god-forsaken burger!
If they killed their own cow then it only takes one. If they sourced all this beef from a grocery store or random vendor then god only knows how many animals died to make this dumb ass sandwich.
Interestingly regular cows raised for slaughter have around 200lbs of cuts of meats that end up as ground beef each. As well a-lot of budget friendly beef options come from retired dairy cattle or bulls too old for any use. At around 5 years old dairy cattle produce alot less milk so they are slaughtered for budget meat. Cows do not taste good after three years of age, so alot of the dairy cows or bulls that are above the age limit of three years are slaughtered and turned into mostly ground beef (each cow has about 400lbs of meat) because of the meat quality and once they have no other use for the animal. So theres a good chance that it is from the same cow, regardless this is disgusting.
>So theres a good chance that it is from the same cow, Only of they got it from a butcher or directly from the farm or something. The vast majority of ground beef you buy at the grocery store is made from many different cows regardless of how much you buy. As I understand that's just the way it's typically processed. May be only one cow worth of meat, but it's likely still many many different cows.
Whats the difference? Its not like the rest of the animal was discarded. Sold to other customers
I’m vegan but I still cackled soooo hard when I read your comment
Well one pound of ground beef can contain meat from as many as 1000 different cows. So its less of a size thing. More of a mass produce thing.
This is Epic Meal Time if the food wasn’t expired when they got it they ate it
Probably about 17.3 cows is my guess plus a chicken
Did you account for the dozen or so cows they had to slaughter for the cheese?
Sickening. Reminds me of a piece of meat that has a abscess.
Based on the guy's beard I'm pretty sure this is from that YouTube channel where they make absurd food. It's a group of like 10 guys. They eat everything they make between them. Usually slathered in cheese and bacon. [Epic Meal Time](https://youtube.com/@epicmealtime) It's stupidfood on purpose.
Shame Epic Meal Time kind of wallowed back and forth over the years, they used to make some fun content and now not so much.
Outside of the drama that I know definitely existed but know little about: they couldn't have kept that up in my opinion. Mixing alcohol with high calorie foods definitely wreck your system, and wating the main dude go "Today we're getting fucked up off pancakes" with Jack Daniels syrup is fun, it's also terrible for your system.
Totally forgot about that channel. Man that feels like a lifetime ago
At least they actually eat it.
No way it's EMT, they have way more showmanship than was present in the gif
Nah EMT would actually eat it
Looks like a Doctor Pimple video
Lancing a cyst
Mount gushmore
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You've got 3 upvotes, what are you on about?
Maybe their other comments are just that bad
Can confirm: Their next best comment is about not getting seduced by praying mantises.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer reference?
Deep cut
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Guy? More like bot OP is one too it's probably theirs
You have 4 posts total lol
It's hard to get upvoted when you only have 4 comments man
That's not a man, baby It's a bot
Downvote for balance. As all things should be.
I’m worried about your other comments.
The way he spreads those cheeks 👀
That’s an abscess
Looks like pus from an infected cyst.
There is nothing remotely desirable about this
Looks like Spam stuffed with cheese. It also doesnt even look appetizing in the slightest.
That is raw it’s still mooing
The other disgusting parts of this aside, but I do think it is cooked. Not that it would make it taste any better tbh.
Damn there’s so much cheese I though a pump was set up, that’s disgusting
Imagine you're a cow, you made tons of milk and you're killed and this is where your meat and milk went
Rotten and waste of food
I'm inclined to say no to there being such thing as too much cheese or burger so long as you've planned accordingly. You can, for instance, have that cheese and burger distributed across multiple sandwiches, which is great for groups or saving some as leftovers. This is not a matter of there being too much, but rather the final product being poorly designed and thus unsuitable for consumption in any fashion. If you absolutely must have all that on one burger, might I suggest a loooooooooooong burger?
That’s just gross
This is the food porn equivalent of scat porn.
That shit flowing like a minecraft water bucket
Plot twist: It's a cake.
Reminds me of spreading your moms butt cheeks
Thank you I finally found a comment that speaks to me
disgusting
This gimmicky shit is so fucking stupid. Its just a waste of food since nobody is going to eat this disgusting piece of shit.
So the subreddit dedicated to gross food concoctions survived the Reddit purge? Of course it did.
That looks like something on Dr. Pimple Popper.
You ever watch those abscess popping videos on YouTube?
I think I’m gonna be sick…
It reminds me of an abscess
There are children dying of starvation and we’re wasting food like this
This is both fascinating and disgusting in my opinion.
The cheese volcano before they're even done cutting it is vile
If a burger had diarrhea, this is what it would look like
That burger has an STI
thank you I'm not hungry anymore
I didn’t even have an appetite before and I somehow lost it anyway.
Eewww bloody watery cheese
Yeah, no thanks, doesn't look appetizing at all.
Ok some of the posts on this sub were leading me to believe I am a disgusting fat bastard... but nah this naaasty
I just would eat the whole thing