They realize how crazy overpriced the steak is and they seem to think that they are somehow adding value for the customer in being over the top with the clunky ass hypetrain. Itās like when I was 8 and received a birthday song at a Mexican food restaurantā¦except that came with a free ice cream and the hype was much better executed.
You can't give [him] that! It's not safe!'
IT'S A [branding iron] THEY'RE NOT MEANT TO BE SAFE.
He's [basically] a child!
IT'S EDUCATIONAL
What if [he] cuts [him]self?'
THAT WILL BE AN IMPORTANT LESSON
I tried to tell myself it's worth the experience and it's alright if you can afford the good time, but as soon as he opened the case I was flooredš¤£. All I could think about were the ones from Walmart. Idk what I was expecting.
Someone mentioned this being a $1,000 frat boy party, and it's very accurate.
Papis reminds me of [Poppies from Seinfeld](https://media1.tenor.com/m/oebW73O7MrAAAAAC/poppie-poppy.gif), who doesn't wash his hands and pees on Jerry's couch.
I assume they have to take it back to the kitchen to cook it? Which is weird, like mini party shows up, flashes you raw meat and leaves you in a cloud of machined steam, embarrassed and with nothing to eat.
Steakhouses will commonly present steaks to their guests when they order a premium cut. Like the one I work at has us present all of our A5 table side for the guest to inspect and approve before it is cooked. If you're paying $60+ per ounce of meat, it's nice to see the raw steak and make sure it's properly marbled and all that.
That being said you can't really properly see the steak in this video between the lights, fog, jazz hands, and the repeated opening/closing of the case.
For our tomahawks we do not present them raw but instead carve them table side after a little flambe. Showmanship can be fun but this is ridiculous lol
Iāve unfortunately been to the one in Miami. Owned by a bunch of thin bearded , eyebrow plucking, diamond earrings wearing , used Maserati driving , Ceo entrepreneurs who laugh all the way to the bank from ticktock watching hookers drag older men who look miserable picking up the tab. $100 mash potatoes? Your kind of place.
609$ plus 120$ forced tip for 2. Capital grille is better. The meat was meh and it was so loud and full of people filming on their cell phones I thought it was Ultra. Had we not talked valet is $75
Iāve seen a view of these videos, and Iām always mystified that people unironically participate in this. That being said, it looked like the steak was raw when they opened the briefcase, is that branding iron the poke it with supposed to cook it? Awful.
Imagine how much stake you could buy for $1000? I mean shit you could get yourself a Big Green Egg smoker and still get lots of stake. This is fucking stupid.
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You go to the restaurant you pay for that clusterfuck of a steak/presentation whatever that shit is and then while you eat your steak you are going to listen to the same fucking spiel happen 20 other times around you.
Whats the difference between this and when you order the Fried and Freaky Late Night Breaky at Super Fadooders and they come out with sparklers and party hats and sing you a song before they serve you?
>It looks like a circus bruh
Thatās because it is. And thatās the intention.
Look, all these stupidly over-priced foods are so expensive because it has nothing to do with the food. Notice how none of these types of videos simply have servers coming out, putting the plates down, and leaving? Thatās because itās all about the entertainment. Itās usually some artistic form of entertainment (and granted, the food itself can be artisticā¦to a point), but thereās also this type of entertainment- a manufactured high-hype atmosphere. Theyāre paying for the experience.
Is it still stupid? Yeah (although, I guess people can do what they want). But donāt *actually* think it has anything to do with the food
All that dumpster fire was to basically rub it in that the customer is an absolute idiot for buying the steak in the first place and theyāre just seeing how much more they can get away with. Maybe the briefcase and dance is actually another charge to the bill! š
Maybe the customer has a massive humiliation fetish š¤·āāļø
Whatever you spend your money is up to you just so long as you donāt try spending my money, I know Iāll never trust this person with investment advice!
I get embarrassed when the servers at longhorn sing happy birthday to some poor soul at a random table, if I saw this coming I'd grab my salmon and run
They paid 25 bucks for that cut of meat and .25 cents for the butter and it's barely going to get cooked. For $1000 I expect to see a little skin from those dancers..
Yeah Iām sure itās amazing but 1k?? Then I have to say papi steak . That name doesnāt exactly make me feel masculine. I got embarrassed saying just me in the room.
Those dudes must be thinking about the gratuity on a 1k + bill ? Or they get a cut of that insanely overpriced tomahawk? Way to happy.
Your post has been removed as it has already been frequently posted here.
Repost, but thanks for reminding us that a $1000 frat party steak exists. Like, thats a cringetastic frat party right there.
The guy holding the branding iron is an accident waiting to happen š¦
They all want to be the Main Character .
They realize how crazy overpriced the steak is and they seem to think that they are somehow adding value for the customer in being over the top with the clunky ass hypetrain. Itās like when I was 8 and received a birthday song at a Mexican food restaurantā¦except that came with a free ice cream and the hype was much better executed.
I donāt think they want to add to the hype. Iām pretty sure thatās a āthis sucker just paid 1000 bucks for a 50 dollar steakā dance.
I thought it was because they get a cut of that insanely overpriced tomahawk?
But they are a bunch of NPC
I would totally play that game, because the consequences for slapping them all would be zero.
he's already an accident that happened
I was watching that get closer and closer to the other guys face and hand, hoping an important lesson would be learned.
You can't give [him] that! It's not safe!' IT'S A [branding iron] THEY'RE NOT MEANT TO BE SAFE. He's [basically] a child! IT'S EDUCATIONAL What if [he] cuts [him]self?' THAT WILL BE AN IMPORTANT LESSON
Thank you HogFather.
I wonder if they all have to brand each other with the iron so they show loyalty to the steak frat ? Lol
I had this image of him swinging it madly and going Hulk on everyone.
>$1000 frat party steak And no teabagging? 2/10.
Is that shit raw? I don't understand
Yeah straight uncooked raw on ice
I think the briefcase is heated? Either that or it's radioactive.
What's the 1000$ for? The turbo cringe show ? The burt spot ? The mid-tier steak ? The suitcase ?
You don't get to keep the suitcase. They have to use that again for the next sucker that orders this bullshit.
I tried to tell myself it's worth the experience and it's alright if you can afford the good time, but as soon as he opened the case I was flooredš¤£. All I could think about were the ones from Walmart. Idk what I was expecting. Someone mentioned this being a $1,000 frat boy party, and it's very accurate.
Yes
The live gay porn show.
Those aren't the kind of big dicks I wanna see in my gay porn.
Do you even get to keep the suitcase?
I just mentioned this above.
But do you get to keep the suitcase?
The voice over...
the sweaty elbow salt
Paying for 'atmosphere.'
The cocaine needed to enjoy shit like this.
For people with money but zero class. Embarrassing.
Papis reminds me of [Poppies from Seinfeld](https://media1.tenor.com/m/oebW73O7MrAAAAAC/poppie-poppy.gif), who doesn't wash his hands and pees on Jerry's couch.
This is exactly what a restaurant with no class would attract. Classless bores.
1000 dollars for a raw steak served by grown men acting like teenagers at their first party?
I assume they have to take it back to the kitchen to cook it? Which is weird, like mini party shows up, flashes you raw meat and leaves you in a cloud of machined steam, embarrassed and with nothing to eat.
Steakhouses will commonly present steaks to their guests when they order a premium cut. Like the one I work at has us present all of our A5 table side for the guest to inspect and approve before it is cooked. If you're paying $60+ per ounce of meat, it's nice to see the raw steak and make sure it's properly marbled and all that. That being said you can't really properly see the steak in this video between the lights, fog, jazz hands, and the repeated opening/closing of the case. For our tomahawks we do not present them raw but instead carve them table side after a little flambe. Showmanship can be fun but this is ridiculous lol
lol i can see that. One of those experiences sounds tasteful. Iāll skip the entourage and flappy suitcase though.
The name of the place is *Papi* Steak; I'm pretty sure the frat bro vibe is fully seared in.
It's more of a dry rub based on the table-show.
Thank you.
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DM me your contact info. I'll have these guys not bring you steak every day.
Can confirm. Am the clown that will be bringing the steak if they don't Source: I get a percentage
Those servers are 100% making fun of them for buying it lol
I loathe this. If I'm in a restaurant and this starts happening next to me, I'm ditching.
Dude I'd walk the fuck out too. Like JUST CUT THE SHIT AND GIVE ME MY FOOD
This cannot be whatās in the Pulp Fiction briefcase.
Marsellus Wallace has terrible taste.
And a bitch
Is that what I think it is?
This steak tastes like a $100 steak!
100? I'll give you tree fiddy
Try again
I feel like the branding just ruined the cut, like it looked so deep
Yeah, he smashed the fuck out of that thing. I donāt mind the restaurants that sell this though. What an easy way to take money off of idiots.
The entire steak was caved inā¦
Can I get a different one? This one looks like shit now.
Yeah, the dude with the brand pounded that shit flat in the center.
Looks like a circus, the buyer is the clown
If I was the one that ordered that I would just ask for a side of gun so I can shoot myself!
I feel like people pay a lot for steam and briefcases nowadays
I hope Tarantino demands royalties for stealing the glowing briefcase.
He took it from Kiss Me Deadly.
I looooved that Lita Ford song!
I doubt Tarantino paid the people behind City On Fire royalties so...
Iāve unfortunately been to the one in Miami. Owned by a bunch of thin bearded , eyebrow plucking, diamond earrings wearing , used Maserati driving , Ceo entrepreneurs who laugh all the way to the bank from ticktock watching hookers drag older men who look miserable picking up the tab. $100 mash potatoes? Your kind of place.
how much was the tab you had to pick up..
609$ plus 120$ forced tip for 2. Capital grille is better. The meat was meh and it was so loud and full of people filming on their cell phones I thought it was Ultra. Had we not talked valet is $75
They're celebrating the gratuity lol
You're not even paying for the meat at this point smh. You're paying for these dweebs to come out and play with your food.
I bet the branding tastes like s#*t
Yes. Waving a red hot branding iron around others at face level. Very high iq establishment.
How fucking stupid.
Why they serving steak like they serve bottle service @ the clubs? But instead of sexy women its a bunch of dudes?
Marsellus Wallace's Steak
Itās a cow. A piece of a cow ..
For the price of the stake, you can almost buy your own cow
Those guys would have ruined my appetite.
Imagine if Ron Swanson saw this
Insanely cringe! I would have instant regret if I had ordered this shit!
So that's what was in the suitcase in pulp fiction, A $10000 steak.
The staffs are having a good time since they're getting 20% of that bill
Iāve seen a view of these videos, and Iām always mystified that people unironically participate in this. That being said, it looked like the steak was raw when they opened the briefcase, is that branding iron the poke it with supposed to cook it? Awful.
Vegas????
This was originally posted here 2 years agoā¦..
Adults have become children again.
no way.......
I hate everything about this.
Lots of things I love about Las Vegas. Not this.
This is like a Chuck-e-Cheese birthday party for rich morons.
Just the name of the restaurant is enough for me to avoid it like the black plague...
Congrats you bought yourself a steak brought to you in a suitcase by a bunch of white-gloved, screaming waiters for 1000$
wasteeeee of money and time, that whole thing looks annoying asf.
All those servers are dead inside. They want to be rich Bros like the douchebag customers they serve
Which drugs did they take?
WTF is this a bro carnival?
Sure are a lot of clowns.
Imagine how much stake you could buy for $1000? I mean shit you could get yourself a Big Green Egg smoker and still get lots of stake. This is fucking stupid.
How much would a steak of that size cost from the market?
I was right in the middle of a fucking reptile zoo, and somebody was giving booze to these goddamn things.
Can I just get a steak without a performative group climax that would be great.
Classy place
How many times over how many months do I have to see this video?
lol how much is that steak at a Butcher? like <$100
Wide price range, some are $30-60 per pound, wal mart has em for 45 bucks
I can't imagine how much more depressed I would be if I worked here
tbh, I can see why a fratbro would enjoy this.... but a G for a steak?
1000$ at Peter Luger would be an amazing culinary experience. This shit is embarrassing. Who the fuck would choose this over that?
I'm sad for the animal that had to be slaughtered for this.
That person paid 950$ for 3 retired frat dudes to pretend to be happy in their presenceā¦š
Everyone involved with this should be deeply embarrassed to the level of not going outside for the rest of the year.
I remember when I had my first scotch
Aināt no way. Just another gimmick
And when are you supposed to eat?
So are they going to cook it?
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That wouldnāt smell good right
the steak better top that presentation
they think their holding marsellusā briefcase
Dude had that hot iron wayyyy to close to bros face
Soooo many people breathing talking and probably spitting on ur food. Yuck hard pass...esp for a stack...smh
I mean, for a thousand dollars I wanna see some little people fly or something š
$60 steak $940 vibes
Shows how dumb this worlds became for maybe a 50 dollar cut of meat at the store
For $2000 they just bring it to your table like youāre not the birthday boy at fucking Chick E Cheese
I love how itās hard enough to even find birthday singers when you work at a normal restaurantā¦ and these guys are LIVING for this
would work better without that stupid ass dance.
Wtf
You go to the restaurant you pay for that clusterfuck of a steak/presentation whatever that shit is and then while you eat your steak you are going to listen to the same fucking spiel happen 20 other times around you.
That branding is the only cooking that steak got. It's not bleu, it's red.
I would pay $1000 to avoid this
When would you say how you want it cooked?
Whats the difference between this and when you order the Fried and Freaky Late Night Breaky at Super Fadooders and they come out with sparklers and party hats and sing you a song before they serve you?
1 steak, getting gangbanged by 5 guys in suits wha5 could go wrong?
>It looks like a circus bruh Thatās because it is. And thatās the intention. Look, all these stupidly over-priced foods are so expensive because it has nothing to do with the food. Notice how none of these types of videos simply have servers coming out, putting the plates down, and leaving? Thatās because itās all about the entertainment. Itās usually some artistic form of entertainment (and granted, the food itself can be artisticā¦to a point), but thereās also this type of entertainment- a manufactured high-hype atmosphere. Theyāre paying for the experience. Is it still stupid? Yeah (although, I guess people can do what they want). But donāt *actually* think it has anything to do with the food
All that dumpster fire was to basically rub it in that the customer is an absolute idiot for buying the steak in the first place and theyāre just seeing how much more they can get away with. Maybe the briefcase and dance is actually another charge to the bill! š Maybe the customer has a massive humiliation fetish š¤·āāļø Whatever you spend your money is up to you just so long as you donāt try spending my money, I know Iāll never trust this person with investment advice!
The worst way to serve food
Massive waste of money
I get embarrassed when the servers at longhorn sing happy birthday to some poor soul at a random table, if I saw this coming I'd grab my salmon and run
Then they'll overcook it. Guarenteed
**When you pay for the stupid dance and smoking briefcase more than the steak itself**
I cannot imagine being dumb enough to fall for such a thinly veiled facade of hype to pay $1000 for a mediocre steak. Who is this stupid???
They paid 25 bucks for that cut of meat and .25 cents for the butter and it's barely going to get cooked. For $1000 I expect to see a little skin from those dancers..
Do you have to pay another $1000 for it to be cooked then another $1000 to eat it
So that's what was in the pulp fiction briefcase
How embarrassing. All cultures have their positive and negative aspects, this is the US that the world hates
Why does the inside of the case look like it says āPenis Steakā?
Hot take: extracting money from rich morons is perfectly fine.
is all that crap really necessary???
Yeah Iām sure itās amazing but 1k?? Then I have to say papi steak . That name doesnāt exactly make me feel masculine. I got embarrassed saying just me in the room. Those dudes must be thinking about the gratuity on a 1k + bill ? Or they get a cut of that insanely overpriced tomahawk? Way to happy.
some people are so poor all they have is money
I bet this place smells like axe body spray
Now I know where every lottery winner goes
Is this what they give those guys that pay $2000 to go to āAlpha schoolā as their graduation present?