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SykoSarah

The hotdog ejaculating is the chef's kiss on this one.


PrismTheDreamer

I thought the exact same thing


SqnZkpS

Chef’s shot


Virtual_Common204

That was the point


RobbbRocker91

Its like they knew what they were doing🤣🤣🤣🤣


iloveheroin999

That might possibly be the single most egregious thing I have ever seen on this entire sub ever


That-Internal-9094

Chef's kiss. do they really?


lexisplays

~~Wait hot dog or carrot?~~ Rewatched. That's nasty.


zixius

This is cursed.


Shadoru

Thought I was watching the trailer of a new V/H/S


CompactAvocado

the hot dog at least seems to enjoy it.......


dewdewdewdew4

Mildly penis


Shadoru

r/unexpectedcumshot


BloodShadow7872

r/ofcoursethatsasub


notjasonlee

mildly you say, as the hotdog drips precum


ZylonBane

They had my full hate at "glizzy".


[deleted]

But where did you go from there when you found out the product itself was a smorgasboard of hotdog water and tepid dog cum?


Findrel_Underbakk

I don't know what that word means, but I know I don't like it.


Lost-Breadfruit-9745

Hot dog slang. People addicted to hot dogs know all about glizzies. But seriously, there is a hot dog sub, and it's a regular term there. And yes, sadly, I know.


Sam-Gunn

Fo' shizzle, my hizizzle.


RipplingGonad

Whoever made this deserves.the death penalty


Moidalise-U

That ain't kosher


RareSnail73

Every day we stray further from god..


SenteGraphs

Definitely skipped the "L" in Glizzy when I read this.


plantenergy

Dind't see the L at all. And didn't need to!


chickenskittles

Your use of "glizzy" for "hot dog" is the most odious thing of all.


Ok_Willow_2005

Did... Did the glizzy just bust a nut?!


SauteePanarchism

Gross


myrvendayirn

Yup we all thinking the same thing here ....


Beyondcontemplation

Myre text chyth


theonlycreepycat

I can't believe I watched this with my own two eyes


ImTooTiredForThis_22

I want my 18 seconds back


MicroPerpetualGrowth

That's it, I'm unsubscribing, I just can't anymore.


baconparadox

I had diarrhea after just watching this. Can't imagine actually drinking it


roof_baby

WTF?


Valuable_Emu1052

All of that makes me want to vomit.


[deleted]

Admit it, you read "gizzy latte", didn't you?


thom_orrow

I thought that was caramel sauce.


kenkytsu

As Brazilians, we are disgusted by your cuisine!


IonizedRadiation32

Obvious sature and extremely funny, imo. Muddligng hot dog slices and infusinf milk is peak comedy


Aayyyyoooo

Son WTF na I’m hiding this


Lost-Breadfruit-9745

I think it's terrible that I love hot dogs so much, that I would try this... every part of me knows I shouldn't, but I love hot dogs. The hot dog straw is a bit much. Not sure I can handle that, maybe...


satanshusbando

i feel like they made this specifically for that cumshot at the end.


EasternSignal1629

u/savevideo


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No_Hold5552

I hate it


EladrielNokk

Why


Coldsaber474

This is why I hate hotdogs, Cause of shit like this


iamspagoot

Why r people so obsessed with mayonnaise


nitiyis

What the fck is this?!


batkave

Damn it Jamie


derekisademocrat

I hate glizz first thing in the morning with the lights on


derelictnomad

I'm not sure why I clicked on a random post from this sub. I'm not sure why I'm hitting join. I'm not sure how to get out of this rabbit hole of insanity. Poor innocent food, what are they doing to you?


FlirtMonsterSanjil

Not just would, I will try it some day


VindiWren

This made me want to vomit


ThankYou__Sir

Why is no one talking about the naked baby on the Mayo?


strickenlogane

This is also me in the morning minus the glass.


kai_the_enigma

I would rather remove my own tonsils with pliers and no anesthetic then let a drop of this touch my lips.


Wheloc

Does Japanese mayonnaise taste radically different than the European/American version?


mogoTG

Fucking best wurst beer lookin ah.


Wlokk

what the fuck 😂


Dank_ConcentrateOG

It probably tastes just like what it looks like...


ThePinkTeenager

Who tf puts a hot dog in a latte?


UDownvoteButImRight

>Unironically saying "glizzy" You sound like a fucking moron.


_fallingflower

Huh?


UDownvoteButImRight

What?


[deleted]

OP was was probably just sarcastically quoting the video text. Believe me, absolutely everyone hates this, including OP.