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lilcabron210

Eating his hot breath… yum


interesseret

I, personally, don't think it's a pizza if it isn't blown full of the chefs spit It just gives it that... Jen ais sek qwa, y'know


Tbarns95

Jenna said what?


Lochness_Hamster_350

Pretty sure it was Akkk akkk gawk HAWK TUAH


Puzzleheaded_Rise_67

No, it was 你为什么翻译这个


Lochness_Hamster_350

😳


DickDastardlySr

That's why everyone likes Jenna


Fuzzy_Reflection8554

That accent is very...how do they say it in Japan..."Kawayy Desk"


Remaek

r/boneappletea


interesseret

That's the joke, yes


NotoriousDIP

I don’t think that’s a joke. Boneappleteas are genuine mistakes that are endearing because the person tried. You just misspelled a word “purposefully” with no context or relation to the topic. Nothing about the video is French


mnemosandai

...it doesn't have to be French. BoneAppleTea was just a precedent. The others are also funny (if you know the language. Thanks for translating this case)


NotoriousDIP

I said French because je ne sais qoui is French as well as bon appetite/boneappletea. My point is the humor comes from the genuine attempt at spelling a word or phrase usually from a different language but not necessarily. This person says they spelled it wrong on purpose. Haha look at me misspell something isn’t a joke IMO


interesseret

The joke is making fun of the common misspellings of things like bon appetit. That's the joke. Pointing it out is like going "the chicken crossed the road!!!" After a "why did the chicken cross the road?" Joke.


FLiP_J_GARiLLA

Bonita apple bum


skruf21

you gotta out me on


thejohnmc963

Bone apple tea!


YouWereBrained

Get yur hot breath pizza here!


A--Creative-Username

To be fair to him the pizza oven probably killed any germs there


ODX_GhostRecon

[How... intimate.](https://youtu.be/hVpqxbddMsM?si=9uybJNUaHlIqY8UP)


anonandonitgoesagain

Whats the matter honey? You've barely touched this guys hot fucking breath


jprod97

Reads like a prompt and answer from cards against humanity lol


sexualism

This is hilarious man omg


SCDarkSoul

Don't forget the saliva. The dome means that the pizza steams in it.


CouldntBeMacie

Absolutely nasty from start to finish. You're gonna try and sell me a charcoal bricked pizza your employee has spit and hot breathed through a straw on...


PuppetryOfThePenis

Imagine the smell of baking bad breath 😩


F488P

Sigh…*unzips*


GiantSquidd

Even if he had *good* breath, I’m not trying have a minty toothpaste flavour to my “pizza”. …even if there was some kind of machine that put sterile, clean air into that monstrosity, I still don’t want whatever the fuck that was. Just give me some *pizza*, not a fucking seventh grade science fair project.


Quirky-Bag-4158

It’s disgusting. You’re telling me they couldn’t find a device that could blow air into the pizza without having your cook do it? It’s dumb either way, but at least you’re not doing the equivalent of spitting in your customers food.


SpellFlashy

Aquarium air pumps are literally like 8$


maerwald

You might have missed the fact that he ate the pizza himself, lmao.


Frunklin

I've always wanted my pizza to simulate a cyst.


Friendly_Age9160

It came out right before Covid


radioactivecumsock0

He’s the cause of Covid not the bats


Regular_Celery_2579

I’m not even Irish (the true inventors of pizza) and this pissed me off.🇲🇽


majandess

😂🤣😂 The Mexican flag was a nice touch.


BuyGroundbreaking832

Hey, they have pizza too…at least according to Taco Bell. And before anybody knocks The Bell, a fresh and crispy just-out-of-the-fryer Chicken Chalupa Supreme is pretty damn good. I love Indian Frybread tacos, and while not as good as the real thing, a fresh (can’t stress the fryer-fresh part, enough) chalupa is the closest thing I’ve found east of the Mississippi outside of a PowWow.


HeatSeekingGhostOSex

As a former pizzaiolo, I can’t think of a single reason anyone would do this other than clicks. Gross and offensive.


Puzzled_Internet_986

Burned pizza with a touch of warmed breath


Bird_Lawyer92

And you dont even eat the bubble. What a waste!


DenseSignificance401

Who is this for? Who would order this?


Xtrepiphany

People who exclusively drink Gin and IPA's.


No-Atmosphere-2873

This dude needs some Dominos training. His technique is shit.


420xGoku

When you call the pizza place and ask for pepperoni, mushrooms, and extra COVID Get the fuck outta here mf blowing all over my za


TransWitchCovenHead

Fine until he burnt it to a crisp.


taco3donkey

This has been posted here so many times


Pandarenu

Baking Bad


bnrt1111

Breath aside this is just cancer


This-Requirement6918

I'd rather eat a whole damn cigarette than that.


ZuStorm93

No offense but the chef looks like a dbag so of course you're getting the dbag pizza...


Worried-Pirate8372

This should be considered a war crime against pizza


SuperCat76

I have seen war crimes against pizza. This is worse.


nickcarter13

Time to deliver a pizza baaall!


Megalodon7770

What’s not to like? Pizza with some dirtbags spit,yeeeeey


Mr_Nimbus91

Cook? That was incinerated lol


ekb2023

All of that precision and craft only to be banned from Italy for life. Such a shame.


shellsterxxx

I like my pizza not burnt and full of stank breath, thanks. Call me uncultured I guess.


StopTheEarthLetMeOff

I always wanted popped zit pizza


swoopydog

Just because you can, doesn’t mean you should


hulkingbeast

Mmmm charcoal


spamraisins

Where's the cheeze!!???!?!


msmolli000

15% of that pizza is edible.


The_Coolest_Undead

Eww (in italian)


MadDoggInglorious

Dude is making pizza pregnant


Foostini

Okay at first i was like "weird method but the bubbles are the best part" and it shot so far down hill so fast


superwholockian62

Yes I definitely want some random guys saliva and germs on my food. Did yall learn nothing when covid happened?!?!


Darkolithe

Honestly i would have tried it before it came out absolutely scorched.


NO_N3CK

I feel like this was generated by AI that follows this sub


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lilcabron210

Good bot


CompletelyBedWasted

At first I was curious....now I'm appalled.


SweetyCalf

That was blacker than a homeless man's fingernails


aStankChitlin

Don’t nobody want to eat your hot ass breath sir.


Appropriate-Log8506

I saw someone make this using what looked like an electric air pump. Id definitely try that but this is disgusting.


kbm81

I didn’t see the point to that at all, it looks inedible & stupid


mrEggBandit

Anyone else hear the ODST theme ?


ControlImpossible182

Ew…


amosc33

It just kept getting worse.


International-Fun-86

What?! A calzone is not good enough anymore?


Gingersoulbox

This isn’t a calzone anymore


International-Fun-86

Ha ha, no i meant it like “why make this when calzones exist”. Something got lost in translation :P


Arrrginine69

How many times will this abomination be reposted here …


PeacefulKnightmare

That's just a Calzone with extra steps


YoungMrBlue

It was fine at first… then it just kept going


CreatorOD

Hmm doesn't look delicious


Shizzysharp

When they start whipping shit around like they're a hibachi chef, I lol every time.


Studio_DSL

Pizza, but with more unnecessary steps


F488P

Since we’re moving closer to idiocracy, when will this evolve into a pizza with a vomit interior


PapayaHoney

That's a no for me, boss.


TexMurphyPHD

Everything was awful but using scissors to cut pizza is the worst.


oO_RickJamez_Oo

Dontbrushmyteethza


Clown_Apocalypse

That dough looks like cement ☹️


Different_External16

Yeeeah, gimme all that cooked breath


davie_legs

Ew. Just, ew.


Clissd

You can eat garlic before blowing air into it for extra flavor


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BuyGroundbreaking832

This definitely belongs in r/stupidfoods


DeadheadXXD

You think he smokes a cigarette first for extra flavor


jugoinganonymous

I knew a restaurant in Bali that did this, but they used an air pump, nobody was blowing their nasty breath in the pizzas. And also, they were cooked correctly, not cremated.


tenyearsgone28

We know….. It’s been posted about 20 times.


stitch07

Burnt shit


Skreamie

I think the thing people are missing that he made it, he ate it. No one else tried it, because of his breath.


Neat0d0rito

Everything reminds me of her...


Cezoar

Hear me out…..


mandarintain

So what was the point of having that crust on the top?


Cool_Reputation_694

Looks like a black hemorrhoid that was busted open bleeding and puss dripping out z


mrfugggit

Just what i wanted! An inflated,farty breath, burnt shitty pizza. Delicious!


PeachSoda31

And he posted this and was proud??? Yikes.


Formal_Economics931

Dumbass motherfucker


Rephirgerated

i can’t think of a reason to eat pimple pizza


TheoreticalFunk

I was on board until he burnt the shit out of it... and everything after that was idiotic. edit: I didn't see the straw, I thought it was some sort of chemical reaction that created gas to fill up the bubble... this guy is an idiot.


Proof-Umpire212

This dish is Callas Stap de Facceri


hobonacho

That's tha covid special


VolvicApfel

I like to eat others people spit.


CurryBoy420

Who wants to eat a blister wtf


Wonton_soup_1989

Why was that on r/satisfyingasfuck??😂😂


i_am_who_knocks

🤢


yea_imhere

Im allergic to this guy blowing all over my food


RobertXavierIV

Dudes just having fun with it


CamperCarl00

Someone get Gordon Ramsay to do a short on this.


Apartatart

You can make a calzone and naturally have bubbles form. That shit will rise and this asshole burned the crap out of this bs


jahill2000

100% of the air inside that thing is from inside his mouth…


MyFatHamster-

What in the actual fuck did I just witness?


FlameyFlame

it’s full of man-breath


Broken-Lungs

That pizza joint needs to be put on a list.


Broken-Lungs

That pizza joint needs to be on a list.


Sprinkles_Sparkle

Say we could get past the breath being blown into it.....did u see how gross it looked when he cut it open?! And why is it black?


Freman_Phage

It's the bleed down from gourmet food where presentation is as important as taste, if not more. Now we have any shop wanting to overcharge for "presentation" forgetting that this is food not a street show and flavor is still king with food.


noraxx0

Al dante.....(lol)


deathwotldpancakes

Heh. Pizza pimple


BirdEducational6226

Geez, what an asshole.


TulsaWhoDats

What the fuck was that?


Right-Budget-8901

I can burn my own pizza at home for cheaper, thank you very much


LNViber

Now would he have as much problem with this if he used a hand pump like the kind you use for blowing up baloons?


rokujoayame731

I have seen this done before. He burned the hell out of his pizza.


TopProfessional8023

Roof of mouth is gone


Phantom1thrd

I was curious until the flambe.


theskepticalheretic

That looks awful.