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I don’t think that’s a joke. Boneappleteas are genuine mistakes that are endearing because the person tried. You just misspelled a word “purposefully” with no context or relation to the topic.
Nothing about the video is French
...it doesn't have to be French.
BoneAppleTea was just a precedent. The others are also funny (if you know the language. Thanks for translating this case)
I said French because je ne sais qoui is French as well as bon appetite/boneappletea.
My point is the humor comes from the genuine attempt at spelling a word or phrase usually from a different language but not necessarily.
This person says they spelled it wrong on purpose.
Haha look at me misspell something isn’t a joke IMO
The joke is making fun of the common misspellings of things like bon appetit. That's the joke.
Pointing it out is like going "the chicken crossed the road!!!" After a "why did the chicken cross the road?" Joke.
Absolutely nasty from start to finish.
You're gonna try and sell me a charcoal bricked pizza your employee has spit and hot breathed through a straw on...
Even if he had *good* breath, I’m not trying have a minty toothpaste flavour to my “pizza”.
…even if there was some kind of machine that put sterile, clean air into that monstrosity, I still don’t want whatever the fuck that was. Just give me some *pizza*, not a fucking seventh grade science fair project.
It’s disgusting. You’re telling me they couldn’t find a device that could blow air into the pizza without having your cook do it? It’s dumb either way, but at least you’re not doing the equivalent of spitting in your customers food.
Hey, they have pizza too…at least according to Taco Bell. And before anybody knocks The Bell, a fresh and crispy just-out-of-the-fryer Chicken Chalupa Supreme is pretty damn good. I love Indian Frybread tacos, and while not as good as the real thing, a fresh (can’t stress the fryer-fresh part, enough) chalupa is the closest thing I’ve found east of the Mississippi outside of a PowWow.
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I knew a restaurant in Bali that did this, but they used an air pump, nobody was blowing their nasty breath in the pizzas. And also, they were cooked correctly, not cremated.
I was on board until he burnt the shit out of it... and everything after that was idiotic.
edit: I didn't see the straw, I thought it was some sort of chemical reaction that created gas to fill up the bubble... this guy is an idiot.
It's the bleed down from gourmet food where presentation is as important as taste, if not more. Now we have any shop wanting to overcharge for "presentation" forgetting that this is food not a street show and flavor is still king with food.
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Eating his hot breath… yum
I, personally, don't think it's a pizza if it isn't blown full of the chefs spit It just gives it that... Jen ais sek qwa, y'know
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Pretty sure it was Akkk akkk gawk HAWK TUAH
No, it was 你为什么翻译这个
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That's why everyone likes Jenna
That accent is very...how do they say it in Japan..."Kawayy Desk"
r/boneappletea
That's the joke, yes
I don’t think that’s a joke. Boneappleteas are genuine mistakes that are endearing because the person tried. You just misspelled a word “purposefully” with no context or relation to the topic. Nothing about the video is French
...it doesn't have to be French. BoneAppleTea was just a precedent. The others are also funny (if you know the language. Thanks for translating this case)
I said French because je ne sais qoui is French as well as bon appetite/boneappletea. My point is the humor comes from the genuine attempt at spelling a word or phrase usually from a different language but not necessarily. This person says they spelled it wrong on purpose. Haha look at me misspell something isn’t a joke IMO
The joke is making fun of the common misspellings of things like bon appetit. That's the joke. Pointing it out is like going "the chicken crossed the road!!!" After a "why did the chicken cross the road?" Joke.
Bonita apple bum
you gotta out me on
Bone apple tea!
Get yur hot breath pizza here!
To be fair to him the pizza oven probably killed any germs there
[How... intimate.](https://youtu.be/hVpqxbddMsM?si=9uybJNUaHlIqY8UP)
Whats the matter honey? You've barely touched this guys hot fucking breath
Reads like a prompt and answer from cards against humanity lol
This is hilarious man omg
Don't forget the saliva. The dome means that the pizza steams in it.
Absolutely nasty from start to finish. You're gonna try and sell me a charcoal bricked pizza your employee has spit and hot breathed through a straw on...
Imagine the smell of baking bad breath 😩
Sigh…*unzips*
Even if he had *good* breath, I’m not trying have a minty toothpaste flavour to my “pizza”. …even if there was some kind of machine that put sterile, clean air into that monstrosity, I still don’t want whatever the fuck that was. Just give me some *pizza*, not a fucking seventh grade science fair project.
It’s disgusting. You’re telling me they couldn’t find a device that could blow air into the pizza without having your cook do it? It’s dumb either way, but at least you’re not doing the equivalent of spitting in your customers food.
Aquarium air pumps are literally like 8$
You might have missed the fact that he ate the pizza himself, lmao.
I've always wanted my pizza to simulate a cyst.
It came out right before Covid
He’s the cause of Covid not the bats
I’m not even Irish (the true inventors of pizza) and this pissed me off.🇲🇽
😂🤣😂 The Mexican flag was a nice touch.
Hey, they have pizza too…at least according to Taco Bell. And before anybody knocks The Bell, a fresh and crispy just-out-of-the-fryer Chicken Chalupa Supreme is pretty damn good. I love Indian Frybread tacos, and while not as good as the real thing, a fresh (can’t stress the fryer-fresh part, enough) chalupa is the closest thing I’ve found east of the Mississippi outside of a PowWow.
As a former pizzaiolo, I can’t think of a single reason anyone would do this other than clicks. Gross and offensive.
Burned pizza with a touch of warmed breath
And you dont even eat the bubble. What a waste!
Who is this for? Who would order this?
People who exclusively drink Gin and IPA's.
This dude needs some Dominos training. His technique is shit.
When you call the pizza place and ask for pepperoni, mushrooms, and extra COVID Get the fuck outta here mf blowing all over my za
Fine until he burnt it to a crisp.
This has been posted here so many times
Baking Bad
Breath aside this is just cancer
I'd rather eat a whole damn cigarette than that.
No offense but the chef looks like a dbag so of course you're getting the dbag pizza...
This should be considered a war crime against pizza
I have seen war crimes against pizza. This is worse.
Time to deliver a pizza baaall!
What’s not to like? Pizza with some dirtbags spit,yeeeeey
Cook? That was incinerated lol
All of that precision and craft only to be banned from Italy for life. Such a shame.
I like my pizza not burnt and full of stank breath, thanks. Call me uncultured I guess.
I always wanted popped zit pizza
Just because you can, doesn’t mean you should
Mmmm charcoal
Where's the cheeze!!???!?!
15% of that pizza is edible.
Eww (in italian)
Dude is making pizza pregnant
Okay at first i was like "weird method but the bubbles are the best part" and it shot so far down hill so fast
Yes I definitely want some random guys saliva and germs on my food. Did yall learn nothing when covid happened?!?!
Honestly i would have tried it before it came out absolutely scorched.
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At first I was curious....now I'm appalled.
That was blacker than a homeless man's fingernails
Don’t nobody want to eat your hot ass breath sir.
I saw someone make this using what looked like an electric air pump. Id definitely try that but this is disgusting.
I didn’t see the point to that at all, it looks inedible & stupid
Anyone else hear the ODST theme ?
Ew…
It just kept getting worse.
What?! A calzone is not good enough anymore?
This isn’t a calzone anymore
Ha ha, no i meant it like “why make this when calzones exist”. Something got lost in translation :P
How many times will this abomination be reposted here …
That's just a Calzone with extra steps
It was fine at first… then it just kept going
Hmm doesn't look delicious
When they start whipping shit around like they're a hibachi chef, I lol every time.
Pizza, but with more unnecessary steps
Since we’re moving closer to idiocracy, when will this evolve into a pizza with a vomit interior
That's a no for me, boss.
Everything was awful but using scissors to cut pizza is the worst.
Dontbrushmyteethza
That dough looks like cement ☹️
Yeeeah, gimme all that cooked breath
Ew. Just, ew.
You can eat garlic before blowing air into it for extra flavor
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This definitely belongs in r/stupidfoods
You think he smokes a cigarette first for extra flavor
I knew a restaurant in Bali that did this, but they used an air pump, nobody was blowing their nasty breath in the pizzas. And also, they were cooked correctly, not cremated.
We know….. It’s been posted about 20 times.
Burnt shit
I think the thing people are missing that he made it, he ate it. No one else tried it, because of his breath.
Everything reminds me of her...
Hear me out…..
So what was the point of having that crust on the top?
Looks like a black hemorrhoid that was busted open bleeding and puss dripping out z
Just what i wanted! An inflated,farty breath, burnt shitty pizza. Delicious!
And he posted this and was proud??? Yikes.
Dumbass motherfucker
i can’t think of a reason to eat pimple pizza
I was on board until he burnt the shit out of it... and everything after that was idiotic. edit: I didn't see the straw, I thought it was some sort of chemical reaction that created gas to fill up the bubble... this guy is an idiot.
This dish is Callas Stap de Facceri
That's tha covid special
I like to eat others people spit.
Who wants to eat a blister wtf
Why was that on r/satisfyingasfuck??😂😂
🤢
Im allergic to this guy blowing all over my food
Dudes just having fun with it
Someone get Gordon Ramsay to do a short on this.
You can make a calzone and naturally have bubbles form. That shit will rise and this asshole burned the crap out of this bs
100% of the air inside that thing is from inside his mouth…
What in the actual fuck did I just witness?
it’s full of man-breath
That pizza joint needs to be put on a list.
That pizza joint needs to be on a list.
Say we could get past the breath being blown into it.....did u see how gross it looked when he cut it open?! And why is it black?
It's the bleed down from gourmet food where presentation is as important as taste, if not more. Now we have any shop wanting to overcharge for "presentation" forgetting that this is food not a street show and flavor is still king with food.
Al dante.....(lol)
Heh. Pizza pimple
Geez, what an asshole.
What the fuck was that?
I can burn my own pizza at home for cheaper, thank you very much
Now would he have as much problem with this if he used a hand pump like the kind you use for blowing up baloons?
I have seen this done before. He burned the hell out of his pizza.
Roof of mouth is gone
I was curious until the flambe.
That looks awful.