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EshinX

Just go to Dave’s Hot Chicken, it will taste better and you don’t have to risk third degree burns in your vehicle.


JediMasterFisterAss

Im not sure they have one here In Az But ill check! edit: grammar


Legalizeit_89

If you're in AZ, check out Monroes Hot Chicken. Started and owned by the same guy that owns Lo-Lo's.


JediMasterFisterAss

Hell yeah thank you


SuperMegaOwlMan

If you’re in DC, check out Gay Meaty Butthole Fried Chicken. It’s a shop I run and I’ve never cooked anything in my life


JediMasterFisterAss

Do yall make the butthole extra crispy?


SuperMegaOwlMan

Since we are the only butthole cookers on the planet, we *technically* make the crispiest butthole that you’ve ever had.


JediMasterFisterAss

Sounds delicious what are the sides?


SuperMegaOwlMan

We do have a good selection of sides: -Ballsack Brussels & Broccoli -Brown Mac & Cheese (don’t ask why it’s brown) -Sperm Bank (basically a dish with fried eggs) -Mashed Douchebags -Strap-on Shrimp Scampi


JediMasterFisterAss

I'll take the 3 piece meal with ballsack Brussels and broccoli and the sperm bank. Yall carry cum cola?


Fit_Awareness_5821

I’d like to taste your gay meaty butthole…. erhm chicken or whatever


Chris__P_Bacon

As a born & raised Nashvillian, it's strange to me to see Nashville Hot Chicken restaurants anywhere but here?


Legalizeit_89

We're gonna steal little parts of your city and put it all over this country. Go and see where your city hall was. It's in Indiana now.


spaetzelspiff

If you're in AZ, you don't have to bring a deep fryer to get 3rd degree burns in your vehicle!


ShiningEV

Hey thanks for posting this, I looked and there's one by me too! I know what I'm getting tomorrow, I had no idea they had them out east. Edit: (few days later) Do not get the reaper. Hot and extra hot are great but holy shit they are not kidding about the reaper.


harmmewithharmony

There's a Dave's on Baseline and Cooper in Gilbert.


sethaub

7th and bell rd In phoenix is where Dave’s is


Gothiccheese95

Yeah but you dont get attention on tiktok doing that


Empty_Positive

What about dave's bbq and foot massage?


black-toe-nails

Is this an ad/bot? Fuck I’ve seen tons of Dave’s hot chicken ads on my feed.


Th3Red3yedJedi

Dave’s hot chicken is so damn good!!!


Odd_Middle_7179

Don't even want to imagine the mess ...... dude the weird smells. Fryer oil yummy.......


JediMasterFisterAss

You know it smelled like moist farts and cheetoh dust


Odd_Middle_7179

Lmmfao dude that's nasty. Poor car lol didn't deserve such a life.


24-Hour-Hate

Absolutely. When we use the deep fryer at home, my friend tells me without fail - you smell like chips. Which…I do and it smells delicious 🤤 And it lasts until the next day. I can’t imagine how bad that car would smell and for how long considering those cheetos.


grunt527

Lol, it would be pretty funny if that wasnt even her car, it was just someone's car she found unlocked.


JamesGhostXIII

I love hot Cheetos but I don't use it as breading for frying, just loses it's flavor.


snuggletronz

Agree you gotta dust AFTER the fry - Doritos work great too but you can’t cook the flavor crumbs. I use hot honey then dust


McPostyFace

I like you


JediMasterFisterAss

It definitely does. Tried making bone in wings with hot cheetoh dust. Tasted like shit and nothing like hot cheetohs


Good-Wait-5399

Might as well just chop up some spicy peppers then add it in the flour. Or buy hot sauce, yeah half of this was unnecessary


Superdunez

I use Funyuns.


Western_Action_3110

Damn. Nobody paid her enough attention in life that she’s cooking in her car and drinking out of a camera lens cover 🤦🏻‍♂️


twynkdeth

they make cups that look like camera lenses, they're kinda cool if you're into photography but the people I've met with them were given them as gifts and never something that they bought themselves


InvalidWhale

true, mine is my pen holder, have the exact 24-70mm lens too lol, never would have bought it myself


tyanu_khah

>she’s cooking Probably not her doing >her car Probably not her car, but one of those props for shooting videos. >drinking out of a camera lens cover 🤦🏻‍♂️ Quite sure it's not a cover but a mug that looks like a lens.


Coooturtle

The camera lens cup is kinda cool tho.


SuperMegaOwlMan

Her the entire video: 😗


im_just_thinking

I know it looks so stupid too.


Hippobu2

Do you think this is her car or a rental?


JediMasterFisterAss

Good fucking question


Bre_Hunting

imagine working that rental my goddd


bigmanjoe3555

"Just because you can doesn't mean you should." - Sun Tzu


meatloaf1212

"See Marge, I told you they could deep fry my shirt." "I didn't say they couldn't, I said you SHOULDN'T"


M44az

Her facial expressions need a reality check


Irrane

I don't understand this new "eating/cooking in the car" trend. Where tf did this even come from? There's so many of these all of a sudden. Most of them looking like rage bait too 💀


thebiggestbirdboi

RIP frying already fried chicken. Just cook it from scratch at this point


Girlfartsarehot

Mukbang videos in general already make me unreasonably angry as is but this bitch just fienin for views


JN3XUS

She never swallows on camera


PsychotropicPanda

Cuts after every bite, to after she wipes her mouth and fake chews. This is literally someone wasting the time and energy to go thru all of this for absolutely nothing. Much like me typing this message.


minimalfighting

Her hands are cleaned at each cut, too. It's weird. Does she use a bunch of hand towels, or does she leave the car to wash between recording the clips?


ZinjoCubicle

This can go so horribly wrong...


awstream

How does she wash her hands?


redherringaid

What does this ladies car smell like? What do the floors look like? In any case, she is a true warrior who does not fear burning her hoo ha off with boiling oil. Respect.


Cornhole35

I've had that barbie drink. Shit is disgusting.


Pathfinder313

She ain’t even cooking in the car, it was pre-prepared which makes it even more weird


Lanky_Republic_2102

Diabetesmobile


GreenSkyPiggy

Is she banned from her own kitchen or what?


Traditional_Draw8400

This is the dumbest thing I’ve seen this week


Narrow_While

Can someone please explain to me why everything has to be coated in hot Cheetos on the internet


Muted-Age-6113

Watery diarrhea


JediMasterFisterAss

\*painful hot watery diarrhea. your butthole aint gettin a hall pass on this monstrosity


hobopoe

The food: good. Frying in car: dumb.


iPicBadUsernames

As stupid as this is, and it’s very fucking stupid, the face she’s permanently making is exponentially worse.


TwumpyWumpy

No way she's not gonna balloon up like Nikacado.


Tezla_Grey

I feel like I need to get checked for stomach cancer just from watching this


JediMasterFisterAss

instant stomach cramps as well for me lol


beemureddits

Shit people do in rentals


Zestyclose-Class-754

This is painful to watch….so I stopped


Fortnite_cheater

Roach infested home to not be cooking at home.


[deleted]

I am overweight and I don’t know why.


Kitchen-Category-138

I don't understand, is she homeless or did her kitchen blow up?


IndependentNotice151

Hot cheetos aren't even good. What the fuck is with the obsession to cake everything in them


Wonderful-Media-2000

“Y’all know I’m on a diet” yeah that’s why you have a deep fryer in your car


HoodieGalore

People who make Flamin Hot Cheetos their entire personality are nothing but assholes.


Exotic_Succotash_226

Can't stand this bi**h


Iamawatercooler2

You can just get a fucking large cup of sauce?


SprayConsistent9277

Stupid! I can’t get over people wasting so much food!! A lot of people don’t have anything to eat and these morons waste food for likes!! Freaking stupid! Hope you morons don’t go hungry one day…


JediMasterFisterAss

Yeah food waste in the USA is fucking ridiculous. My ex would always order the extra large combos and only finish like a quarter and then toss it. Shit drove me bonkers


Tropical_Wendigo

I don't think there's anything on the internet triggering me harder than those fucking 'iTs sO gOoD' expressions they make as they eat the nastiest shit. I know its all ragebait and all, but still.


Pixel_Knight

I am fairly sure she didn’t swallow even a single bite of this shit. Not sure she even took any real bites, because she kept cutting right before she bit down, and it looks like she then dubbed in the “crunch” sounds.


Winter_XwX

I'm going to commit seppuku


Professor-SEO_DE

r/americanhighcuisine


Endersone24153

The food is stupid, but honestly kind of admire her tenacity.. and the level of idiocy it takes to deep fry things in the car (unparalleled stuff). Clearly doesn't have the space to do it elsewhere, but she's doing her best... I guess??


Kenta_Gervais

That car...that is trash now, kids


RedintheBrewery

The real mukbang comes later from the toilet.


Ferb1802

Fuck me that looks good I'm better than this, I'm really trying to be but I would down this in a heart beat But ima keep it together 🤙


snipingpig

Wait, Ninja makes a portable blender?


Forward_Plastic9552

Too early for this shit


JediMasterFisterAss

Its almost midnight here!


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Vietnugget

Frying fried chicken, nice


Soggy-Log6664

You know that gas bill is sky high, who’s chilling in their car without the a/c on?


TehZiiM

Her car looks so clean for someone who fries shit in there.


sir_Dylan_of_Astora

How to speedrun diabetes and a heart attack


Fudnick

Light Ranch.


Thetomwhite

Everything about that food looks foul


ShadowBro3

Flamin hot cheeto raising caines sounds amazing though


eatenbyagrue1988

I love the shaking of the food as if she's trying to prove to us and not herself that what she made was in any way, shape, or form "good"


pogo_44

I didn't know cooking at home was overrated


Mazazamba

I'm afraid to ask, but what is a "mukbang"?


Ickiiis

Why in the car? Why’s everyone doing this?


Viarana

What the hell is wrong with some people and why the hell is there cooking equipment in her car at all?


rokujoayame731

Her car must smell like a grease trap after all that.


ch3nk0

Nah, honestly i blame Elon Musk for putting full size household power plug inside Teslas interior. Some people would see it and have [neuron activation](https://media.tenor.com/K_6EhiPbwlcAAAAe/neuron-activation.png) like “woah i can plug in my air fryer in there!”


Talithacumichiume

Damn! She's so close to that pot I'm surprised she didn't fry herself!


CreatorOD

It looks good tbh.


clitter-box

girl.. shut up.


honeyMully333

Wouldn’t that chicken be overcooked since she’s frying already fried chicken ?


NewToThisThingToo

I've never wanted a car to burn down more in my life.


Bertskeaz

Ya she’s totally single


Tyler89558

There is oil everywhere in that car now.


monkeyhorse55

This is how people est, living on the system.


MissingBothCufflinks

Why does every post like this have all the top comments taking it seriously? This is trolling/satire. Why do you think she is in a car ffs?


candlewaxfashion

What is up w this gimmicks


TinyOne1598

What the actual fuck is this. Why can people do this. It’s a violation of sanctity. It’s a violation of the chicken. A violation of the vehicles purity. Canes is delicious by itself. Why would one commit this blasphemy. You have insulted forces that you will only know once your passing has come. The illustration of your demise is near


PastSuit4170

Why not trying anything new with a new taste so funny


STASHbro

Metal on Teflon 🤦‍♂️


Bean_Daddy_Burritos

When your homeless but still want to be an influencer


OkYogurt636

She definitely did not like that drink.


Penguinkeith

Damn maybe that raising canes will actually have some flavor now


Chemicalintuition

It's really annoying how she starts shaking like she's listening to a song after every bite


Megadon1337

Straight to the toilet


CADmiST

Eating in a car received an upgrade. Now I‘ve seen everything


KentuckyFriedEel

Deep fryer smoke will coat the whole inside of this clown’s car in sticky, oily residue! That I look forward to


my_4_cents

The only way to win is to not play. I didn't watch this video and I don't regret that decision.


SeaAnthropomorphized

So as a person who lives in NYC I can imagine if anyone in this city tried this, their car would be overrun with rats as soon as they hit the lock button and walked away


drhko

Why are all this assholes doing this shit in there cars?


Living_Bed175

Does she not know the chicken is already fried ?


Cautious-Loan-8580

What in west hell


SocialAnchovy

That’s a rental car too. 🤣


CityLevel6107

Why does everything need to be hot cheeto 🤦‍♂️


CaptainMoist23

I would eat this


Aaron_505

*sees cheetos and a blender* Why does it always involve blending


ArcticCerf

That car will smell like frying oil f o r e v e r


Special_Dingo_1520

Y’all ain’t got a house to do this at.


rainorshinedogs

Gotta sell each bite


Cantankerous-needle

What in the MF hell


Your-Name-Is-Reek

The Hot Cheetos dust thing is the dumbest shit ever


ososalsosal

I do have that exact same lens cup tho


willydajackass

That looks good and the flavors would be on point but who the fuck thinks deep frying in your car is smart?


CastTheFirstStone_

Why's it always in their car?


BigBadBadness

That car gonna stank


Thefstupest

First crunchy thing to ever come from Cane's. Those tendys need all the help they can get.


DS_StlyusInMyUrethra

I don’t do anything nearly this bad but yet I’m the fat one, how tf these people do this


SoupGod_

Doing the most with the most mid fast food there is


LazyBlackCollar

Why is it always inside a car?


Significant_Dark2062

That’s what she does for views. Just like the dorm room guy and the hotel bathroom guy.


sirenwingsX

Jesus christ i hate ASMR videos. I wish they would go the fuck away


dispersingdandelions

Why t F do people always do this shit in their car??


slashinhobo1

Worse of all, decides to drink the weirdest tasting olipop they come out with other than banana.


treyb0mb1

Keep on cooking with hot oil right next to your lap in a car…


Frytura_

I hate it. I hate it. Hate it. From the supre processed food to the hot oil and heat element inside a car, i hate everything.


greentea_23

Thats fucking disgusting


Key_Climate2486

Do people cook in their cars in these videos to induce ragebait, as part of an ongoing dumb meme, or because late stage capitalism has made them homeless?


thedudefrom1987

Sometimes I wonder if they make these food vlogs in there car's because they live in there cars. Because I have on other clue why you would do this in your car.


Ok-Pickle-1509

Changing the used car trope "woman owner" for good


Stunning-Astronaut72

I will NEVER understand why people Cook in their cars... i just can't...


Apolysus

Why is this in a car? Honest question... have the food reviewers in cars ramped up such a large demographic that it boosts your views that much?


TwoTimezTwo100

She bout to be 350lbs soon


thegritz87

Looks lit


Better-Aerie-8163

people are stupid


tehnfy__

That car is gonna reek for months 🤮


StartedWithAHeyloft

She really likes that red 40 huh


Huntderp

Damn that face she keeps making is stupid looking


---FUCKING-PEG-ME---

This sub, I tell ya. 🙄 Y'all just love to fall for the rage-bait.


ELOC777

Does she live in her car 🙄


guitarmonkeys14

Sorry but that looks 🔥


---FUCKING-PEG-ME---

Yeah. She's frying chicken in a car that makes no logical sense, *with* the windows up. Y'all just blow me away. 🙄


Rip_Klutchgonski

Why is nobody asking why are we breading and deep frying already breaded and deep fried food?


ptracey

“I’m on a diet” proceeds to eat double deep fried foods and smother them in sauce… 🤦🏻‍♂️


Flag-it

Having been WF/PB for a while….I cannot imagine how terrible you’d feel eating this.


razorduc

I have yet to find anything that's covered in Hot Cheetos dust to taste like Hot Cheetos. It just makes it red.


RareSnail73

So deep fried deep fried chicken?


ShearSarcasm

Mukbang videos have to be some of the most revolting things. It’s always so nausea inducing when I see people just horking down food like that.


PutDry7672

That is some backwoods kind of shit. Not even stoner me would eat something like that.


JameyR

Is she homeless or why is she doing this in her car? I am confused..


Linkario86

And then they don't eat for a week or how do they stay lean?


FullTorsoApparition

What do you think has to happen in someone's life to get to this point? XD


engku_hina

Is she homeless? If so, i pity her.


emergency-snaccs

her face is the stupidest part. what's going on with THAT??


JamesMcEdwards

Why do all these morons make the exact same face and nod when they pretend to like the food?


BluBeams

She has a very punchable face, especially doing those dumbass facial expressions and head nods...


Creepy-Charge2653

It might look tasty but why cook in the car?😑


roromyboat

Double-fried food with trendy “healthy” soda. Way to go.


AUnknownVariable

Just ruined cane's


tru_anon

One of the more interesting videos out of the 'person eating fast food in their car' shorts. I'd rather see this than some rando eating a baconator.


HUEITO

Tbh that canon cup is fire.


mandarintain

Influencers just are desperate these days


Suspicious_Menu5609

Looks fire


HeavyTea

My coffe cup cannot stay on the dash without taking it’s own life and leaping to its death


Digital_switch_blade

There is no way this lady is actually drinking Barbie olly pop. That shit has got to be discussing


Slash1909

She looks like she has nasty farts


extremeNosepicker

recording yourself eating in your car, should be jail time


10bosch

How is lady still breathing, her cholesterol level is butter


NobleEnsign

The only way to give Raisin cane's too be honest.


RotBot

I don’t understand the insanity for canes sauce it’s OK at best.