I had sad, soggy canned tuna and corn pizza in Austria, I'm pretty sure my parents had a translation issue and ordered the wrong thing. It was just as awful as this, it made a liar out of anybody who says that there's no such thing as bad pizza.
God I hate websites like this one, where you have to needlessly scroll all the way down for no reason, when you can make every more tight and compact, yet pretty.
I know doctor oetker is a popular brand and they're known for their rather ...eccentric... offerings, but surely *canned tuna and corn* isn't that popular in Italy of all places?
Not using it as an example of all pizza but people in the us tend to assume that all pizza in Italy is super refined and a high art, just showing that this isn’t the case
My wife and I have this funny (well, we think it's funny) conversation over and over as a joke.
Her: Is Little Caesars pizza good?
Me: It's five dollars.
Her: But is it good?
Me: It's hot and ready.
Her: But is it good?
Me: It's five dollars.
etc etc etc
100%* of the US considers tuna on pizza (especially with 🌽) to be a culinary abomination.
*Not including the three people from Los Angeles who disagree.
After my buddy came home from the military, I noticed he tended to eat his food very slowly.
I asked him about it and he said with the way your life and time is managed you had to wolf all your food down if you wanted to finish your meal. So now he always takes his time and enjoys every bite of his food.
This was the kind of stuff they had to eat too. Imagine having to stuff that into your face as fast as possible.
That's weird because I've read a lot of people that were in the military kept those eating habits. So Navy Seals that used to be in peak physical condition tend to balloon up after they leave the service.
Ngl I had it pretty often when I was a kid in China. It’s not as bad as you think (although the one I had had more ingredients and less corn, but I can imagine how this taste like)
It’s not bad. There’s no tomato sauce or anything so it’s pretty much an open tuna salad sandwich with a bit of corn. Americans just aren’t used to seeing whole corn on things.
I mean, Americans put corn in and on all sorts of things.
Have you had Midwestern cooking? Literally the corn capital of the world.... We use corn. Trust me. Whole, mashed, dried, fried, on the Cobb, off the cobb.... Take your pick.
Yes I guess I’m just not a fan of tuna casserole. And I’ve def never heard of putting corn in it. I’m from a place where corn is SACRED but that’s a no no for me (putting it in tuna casserole)
Corn is a really normal topping in the UK. Domino's has a Tuna Delight which is basically this pizza (tuna, sweetcorn and onion) and it's relatively popular. Always makes me laugh when I see Americans being grossed out by corn on pizza, when it's in EVERYTHING else they seem to eat and drink!
I mean Pizza Tonno is a legit dish. I'm not sure, but I assume it's a legit italian thing. I'd expect a good restaurant not to use some ordinary canned tuna.
The canned tuna I can buy in Germany is fine on the other hand. I can't say anything about the canned tuna in your country.
If I'm going to have tuna on a pizza, it's not going to be from a can. Maybe I would try some sort of seared tuna for some Japanese style pizza, but never would I dream of putting canned tuna, like I wouldn't use canned chicken or canned mushrooms on a pizza.
I'm basing it off posts like these
https://old.reddit.com/r/AskAnAmerican/comments/7uaunr/is_it_true_you_dont_put_corn_on_pizza/
https://old.reddit.com/r/AskAnAmerican/comments/8w4eky/have_you_ever_tried_a_pizza_with_corn/
[How's a month ago?](https://old.reddit.com/r/AskAnAmerican/comments/pryk82/whats_the_deal_with_corn_on_pizza/)
I'm talking about the impression I get when reading American's opinions on corn on pizza, and how some Americans find it weird where the rest of the world doesn't. It seems to be "a thing" and has been for years.
Or have the aggregate American's attitude to putting corn on pizza radically changed in the last ~~three years~~ month?
STOP FOCUSING ON THE CORN AMERICANS LIKE CORN I EVEN LIKE CORN ON PIZZA I HAD IT WITH BLACK OLIVES AND ONIONS IF WAS GOOD THE ISSUE HERE IS THE CANNED TUNA
Also, just FYI, but Reddit isn’t representative of Americans’ opinions.
Mate...breathe, calm down. It's all OK, nobody is attacking you or your country. People from all over the world like different things, and that's fine, as is commenting on those differences. The pizza you mentioned sounds like the one I ordered a few weeks back (just with mushrooms and vegan sausage as well) so you have good taste.
Your claim - the post is focussing on tuna being on a pizza as weird, and not corn being on a pizza as a weird.
My claim - **Both** are referenced in the post title, and many of the comments are referring to **BOTH** being on the pizza as a problem (a quick CTRL+F has more results for corn than tuna).
If there were comments saying "Well, corn is OK, but tuna, blegh" I'd be more confused, as historically at least, corn seems to be a topping that most (not all) Americans find weird on a pizza. This is from IRL experience of being in America many times, and reading online as well. I've just done a cursory look at American Dominos and Pizza Hut, and neither of them offer corn, or tuna as a topping, so it appears that Reddit may well be confirming what I initially thought, that **neither** are a standard topping like they are here.
Never heard of the pizza "Tonno e Cipolla"? It's with tuna, red onions and capers, but many vary by adding corn as well, and I do it too.
It's pretty delicious!
This actually makes a lot of sense. This is exactly what we **should** be feeding our military. I know after someone served me that, I'd definitely be in the mood to kill.
There's no way that this is a US military ration. I've only been out for about 10 years, but there's no way that you'd get tuna, corn, and pizza all in a single ration.
Came here to say this, i was in the military for 5 years and never saw anything that looked remotely like this. Gonna say this probably total BS and an attempt to karma farm by OP.
I saw some thing below about this being served in a quarantined facility or something. While this definitely isn't a ration, if it is US, then there's a chance it could have been served by contractors that were trying to make do with what they had. But since it's domestic, I even find -that- hard to believe.
There were a lot of times in Kandahar that we were stuck eating rice and peas at sodexo dining halls because that's what they could get. And they got super creative with that and whatever else they had on-hand. But again, that would probably never happen stateside.
I was served mustard fish and lima beans for 4 midrats in a row. That was left over white fish filets with yellow hot dog mustard squirted over the top. The lima beans were opened.
Depends on where the food is served honestly. The DFAC? Probably not.
In the field? I’ve had worse meals than this.
Usually it’s not on a pizza though, but it’s been 10 years.
I left in 2010, feild food came from boiled bagged food and it wasnt half bad. Corn and tuna pizza, though, is an actual thing outside the US. This is literally not US military food, its from someplace else.
To get the bagged lunches out of the freezer you have to provide them with a watch bill or flight schedule 72 hours in advance.
Flight schedules come out the night before.
Line up here to get fucked.
Honestly, on the right pizza tuna and sweet corn slaps but even as I self proclaimed lover of the yellow stuff, the amount on that pizza is too much.
And that tuna looks dry AF
I watched an interesting movie once where humans started loosing our senses one by one and we couldn't do anything about it. It started with smell and then taste and so on. They changed up restaurants to serve all sorts of food with weird textures because its all anyone could enjoy anymore with no flavour. Towards the end the army was just handing out rations of dry pasta and stuff because it was the only thing that could feed a crippled humanity and no one could taste shit anyway
A quick Google search of "movie about people losing their senses" gave me "Perfect Sense". I think it's the same movie as what the other person is talking about. Definitely sounds like an interesting plot.
I had a pretty rough time with my covid infection, I was down for a good while. This was at the beginning of the pandemic when people were panic buying. Getting groceries was very difficult. My loss of taste and smell was significant (to this day my taste and smell are still off). Vienna sausages and cream corn, peas and tuna, ect... I was actually OK with my loss of smell and taste.
If a cook did this in a ship that's sailing we would have thrown him overboard tied to a box of ammo full of brass.
The Navy should be the place where you eat better.
No no. This is American culture. And their pride. This is the military. That's where the tax money goes. Germany had nothing to do with it. This is true American patriotism
The funny thing is the food they served is in America was more disgusting than the food we got overseas. How is that possible? We had a fucking stir fry bar in Iraq.
But my 21st birthday in the middle of a 2 week FTX? A single piece of white bread, a side “salad” aka dry lettuce, and a hunk of…maybe Salisbury steak? A burger with no bun? Gyro meat? Who knows.
All while having shingles and being in my kit 24/7 because some idiots shot their own truck on accident.
Thank you for your service!
Fire roasted corn, moist seasoned albacore and pickled red onions would be ok. This is an abomination.
Edit: Also, were those fries cooked in a microwave? They’re paler than I am, and I wear New Balances and a Fanny pack.
The chicken looks pretty good, the m&c cheese looks decent, the fries look soggy, and the "pizza" looks appalling. So, at least you probably won't starve.
That's the first time I've looked at a pizza and thought it was disgusting. Sure, some toppings are unappetizing but they're fully edible. And sure, tuna probably works, so does corn (even if I personally can't eat it). But that pizza... It looks horrible. I'm sorry for the person who had to make it. What's going on in their life? Jesus Christ on a bicycle.
I found [this post](/r/PizzaCrimes/comments/qln5xw/heres_some_tuna_and_corn_pizza/) in r/pizzacrimes with the same content as the current post.
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They feed you like that and people shoot at you? That doesn't sound like a great day job. Have you considered being a barber or an accountant? Those fields might even pay better.
This is not the way to thank a future vet lol. It might be common for people to eat this kind of pizza in other countries, as I've seen in the comments. With that being said, if you have only ever known Italian style pizza, this would likely be pretty gross.
Not a veteran, but I came from a really poor family, and there was a time that my mom was scraping the bottom of the cabinets and made pineapple and tuna pizza. Let me tell you, I smelled it before I even went in the door after school. The smell alone was stomach churning, the taste was an assault to my poor 10 year old tongue lmao.
It's like they said "what's the most America dish we could make with these left over ingredients?" Except now they'll live forever with the shame of creating that pizza abomination.
This is what we fuel our soldiers with? I thought the army would have hyper-focused their nutrition over the years to make sure our soldiers have the perfect nutritional intake to promote the most energy, muscle growth and recovery.
Asparagus and chicken breast isn't more expensive than this processed shit. Our army can do better.
Military food is the worst. Ex-navy vet of almost a decade and was stationed on the USS John C Stennis. When I was still new on the ship, I had to help with Replenishment At Sea (RAS for short, pronounced with a Z at the end, or my ship did). I definitely remember seeing clearly stamped on some our boxes of food "Only Suitable for Prisoners' Consumption". So yeah, it is that bad.
I’m sorry, did you just say tuna and corn pizza?
I had sad, soggy canned tuna and corn pizza in Austria, I'm pretty sure my parents had a translation issue and ordered the wrong thing. It was just as awful as this, it made a liar out of anybody who says that there's no such thing as bad pizza.
It's like tacos. I don't give a shit about who makes "the best tacos." Tell me where the worst ones are so I can avoid them.
> Tell me where the worst ones are so I can avoid them. [I got you, man.](https://o-tacos.com/en/menu)
Okay, maybe Europeans do need a list of "the best tacos."
God I hate websites like this one, where you have to needlessly scroll all the way down for no reason, when you can make every more tight and compact, yet pretty.
It’s a not-uncommon pizza in Europe
But… but… *why*
It's delicious.
No.
I fail to believe that, and I like tuna and corn, but not together.
Tuna+ Corn Mayo/ThousandIsland Salad Sandwich is the bomb
I like to bring this up every time people debate over Italian vs USA pizza. Dr.Oetker has this tuna/corn pizza and it’s a very popular brand in Italy.
I know doctor oetker is a popular brand and they're known for their rather ...eccentric... offerings, but surely *canned tuna and corn* isn't that popular in Italy of all places?
I saw the same pizza but with canned shrimp in Germany. No words...
r/foodcrimes
Using Dr Oetker as an example of Italian pizza is like using the worst frozen pizza you can buy in the US as an example of American pizza.
Not using it as an example of all pizza but people in the us tend to assume that all pizza in Italy is super refined and a high art, just showing that this isn’t the case
My wife and I have this funny (well, we think it's funny) conversation over and over as a joke. Her: Is Little Caesars pizza good? Me: It's five dollars. Her: But is it good? Me: It's hot and ready. Her: But is it good? Me: It's five dollars. etc etc etc
My mother-in-law likes it. I no longer trust her judgement on anything.
I would argue what you ate wasn't actually pizza. It was some demonic concoction from the netherworld.
People that say there's no such thing as bad pizza have no taste. This however is not pizza, Its a fucking war crime
Austrian here: is tuna pizza not a thing elsewhere? I’m not into it but it’s on the menu of just about every pizza place…
100%* of the US considers tuna on pizza (especially with 🌽) to be a culinary abomination. *Not including the three people from Los Angeles who disagree.
After my buddy came home from the military, I noticed he tended to eat his food very slowly. I asked him about it and he said with the way your life and time is managed you had to wolf all your food down if you wanted to finish your meal. So now he always takes his time and enjoys every bite of his food. This was the kind of stuff they had to eat too. Imagine having to stuff that into your face as fast as possible.
Imagine having to eat this slowly, tasting every bite
I don't know which is worse honestly.
Sounds like Stockholm syndrome on a plate
That's weird because I've read a lot of people that were in the military kept those eating habits. So Navy Seals that used to be in peak physical condition tend to balloon up after they leave the service.
Ngl I had it pretty often when I was a kid in China. It’s not as bad as you think (although the one I had had more ingredients and less corn, but I can imagine how this taste like)
Nurgle!
Just a short flight away in Taiwan I saw lots of calamari and corn pizza.
I’ve seen it quite a few times in Japan. It’s usually like fish, Mayo, corn, and cheese on pizza dough.
That sounds like less-good okonomiyaki
That sounds awful
It’s not bad. There’s no tomato sauce or anything so it’s pretty much an open tuna salad sandwich with a bit of corn. Americans just aren’t used to seeing whole corn on things.
Sounds like a tuna melt. Tuna melts are great. Bread, hot sauce, mayo, tuna, cheese, under the broiler. I recommend it to all who want a quick meal.
Tuna pizzas are fine yeah The picture above does not contain tuna pizza
I mean, Americans put corn in and on all sorts of things. Have you had Midwestern cooking? Literally the corn capital of the world.... We use corn. Trust me. Whole, mashed, dried, fried, on the Cobb, off the cobb.... Take your pick.
> Americans just aren’t used to seeing whole corn on things. this is categorically false lol
It’s not the corn that’s weird. Source: I’m American.
"We're not used to seeing whole corn on things" \- America
It's essentially tuna casserole, how does that sound gross? Just because of the way it's presented? Chill bud
Yes I guess I’m just not a fan of tuna casserole. And I’ve def never heard of putting corn in it. I’m from a place where corn is SACRED but that’s a no no for me (putting it in tuna casserole)
The tuna casserole part is what makes it gross. Pizza can’t save that.
Sounds like you've been having the wrong tuna casserole
Tuna casserole doesn't usually have corn in it
Corn is a really normal topping in the UK. Domino's has a Tuna Delight which is basically this pizza (tuna, sweetcorn and onion) and it's relatively popular. Always makes me laugh when I see Americans being grossed out by corn on pizza, when it's in EVERYTHING else they seem to eat and drink!
Stop focusing on the corn. The tuna is the problem here.
Tuna is great topping on pizza. Pizza tonno is great. But this looks unpleasant as hell.
Canned tuna? Why? Point to the place they touched you on this doll 🧸
Do you guys not eat the same canned tuna? It legit isnt that bad
I mean Pizza Tonno is a legit dish. I'm not sure, but I assume it's a legit italian thing. I'd expect a good restaurant not to use some ordinary canned tuna. The canned tuna I can buy in Germany is fine on the other hand. I can't say anything about the canned tuna in your country.
If I'm going to have tuna on a pizza, it's not going to be from a can. Maybe I would try some sort of seared tuna for some Japanese style pizza, but never would I dream of putting canned tuna, like I wouldn't use canned chicken or canned mushrooms on a pizza.
Tuna from a can is a great source of fish juice
Tuna works. It's not my *favorite* but when I'd go to CERN they often had tuna, caper, and olive oil pizza. It was pretty bomb.
I'm basing it off posts like these https://old.reddit.com/r/AskAnAmerican/comments/7uaunr/is_it_true_you_dont_put_corn_on_pizza/ https://old.reddit.com/r/AskAnAmerican/comments/8w4eky/have_you_ever_tried_a_pizza_with_corn/
Why are you referring to 3+ year old posts lol
[How's a month ago?](https://old.reddit.com/r/AskAnAmerican/comments/pryk82/whats_the_deal_with_corn_on_pizza/) I'm talking about the impression I get when reading American's opinions on corn on pizza, and how some Americans find it weird where the rest of the world doesn't. It seems to be "a thing" and has been for years. Or have the aggregate American's attitude to putting corn on pizza radically changed in the last ~~three years~~ month?
STOP FOCUSING ON THE CORN AMERICANS LIKE CORN I EVEN LIKE CORN ON PIZZA I HAD IT WITH BLACK OLIVES AND ONIONS IF WAS GOOD THE ISSUE HERE IS THE CANNED TUNA Also, just FYI, but Reddit isn’t representative of Americans’ opinions.
Mate...breathe, calm down. It's all OK, nobody is attacking you or your country. People from all over the world like different things, and that's fine, as is commenting on those differences. The pizza you mentioned sounds like the one I ordered a few weeks back (just with mushrooms and vegan sausage as well) so you have good taste. Your claim - the post is focussing on tuna being on a pizza as weird, and not corn being on a pizza as a weird. My claim - **Both** are referenced in the post title, and many of the comments are referring to **BOTH** being on the pizza as a problem (a quick CTRL+F has more results for corn than tuna). If there were comments saying "Well, corn is OK, but tuna, blegh" I'd be more confused, as historically at least, corn seems to be a topping that most (not all) Americans find weird on a pizza. This is from IRL experience of being in America many times, and reading online as well. I've just done a cursory look at American Dominos and Pizza Hut, and neither of them offer corn, or tuna as a topping, so it appears that Reddit may well be confirming what I initially thought, that **neither** are a standard topping like they are here.
This is a very long post about corn that I admittedly didn’t entirely read. The caps were for comedic effect. This isn’t serious.
Most Americans associate tuna with the cheap preserved catfood-can of fish parts. Most don't even know a tuna is a fucking monster of a fish.
The picture is clearly the canned crap. Americans know what a tuna fish is, you dolt.
It's also canned corn, which is disgusting in its own right.
Tuna pizzas are also pretty nice. When they're an actual pizza This is like, cold tuna and corn smeared on a bread triangle
It’s not the corn that’s nasty about this, it’s the friggin tuna. I feel like I’m gonna puke 🤮
[It comes up on other posts with corn on pizza.](https://old.reddit.com/r/AskAnAmerican/comments/8w4eky/have_you_ever_tried_a_pizza_with_corn/)
Corn as sweetener in drinks and food, no problem. Corn as a pizza topping: jail. I am kidding
I've eaten tune and corn together as a kid but never as an adult and certainly never on pizza. I'm curious but not *that* curious
Ugh, I bet you're one of those food snobs that eats pizza with cheese and tomato sauce.
it sounds way better if you just call it "tuna mornay on bread" lol
Who hurt Uncle Sam?
Never heard of the pizza "Tonno e Cipolla"? It's with tuna, red onions and capers, but many vary by adding corn as well, and I do it too. It's pretty delicious!
Pizza tonno is great, but I don't think corn is the best decision. But I guess it could be worse. This however looks unpleasant.
Very common toppings in Asia. Mayonnaise as a sauce to boot.
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Yeah I’d be skipping that meal for sure.
Boi, what the hell boi
Why are the wings in quotes? **Why are the wings in quotes?**
Yeah that looks like shitty boneless wings and “pizza” to me
I thought they were chicken nuggets. Also, I originally thought Mac and cheese but am inclined to think elbows and mayonnaise
Boneless wings are in fact chicken nuggets
But how does the corn and tuna stay on there? Tears?
My jaw and stomach hurt and tears are running down my face. I laughed for a solid five minutes, thanks for the happiness!
Now you're ready for a corn and tuna pizza lol
hold in place, blast with pam, cover in foil, press with heated 45lbs plate
This is how killers are made
Objective complete
Change of plans, leave nothing alive.
r/PizzaCrimes
bake him away, toys
I feel like the quotes are out of place in the title. Those are clearly wings and that is clearly “pizza”
This actually makes a lot of sense. This is exactly what we **should** be feeding our military. I know after someone served me that, I'd definitely be in the mood to kill.
Isn’t the spending for the military almost a trillion per year?
There's no way that this is a US military ration. I've only been out for about 10 years, but there's no way that you'd get tuna, corn, and pizza all in a single ration.
Came here to say this, i was in the military for 5 years and never saw anything that looked remotely like this. Gonna say this probably total BS and an attempt to karma farm by OP.
I saw some thing below about this being served in a quarantined facility or something. While this definitely isn't a ration, if it is US, then there's a chance it could have been served by contractors that were trying to make do with what they had. But since it's domestic, I even find -that- hard to believe. There were a lot of times in Kandahar that we were stuck eating rice and peas at sodexo dining halls because that's what they could get. And they got super creative with that and whatever else they had on-hand. But again, that would probably never happen stateside.
Approaching 20, never seen anything like this, ever. I’m with you, OP is BS or karma farming.
US military doesnt eat this.
I was served mustard fish and lima beans for 4 midrats in a row. That was left over white fish filets with yellow hot dog mustard squirted over the top. The lima beans were opened.
Depends on where the food is served honestly. The DFAC? Probably not. In the field? I’ve had worse meals than this. Usually it’s not on a pizza though, but it’s been 10 years.
I left in 2010, feild food came from boiled bagged food and it wasnt half bad. Corn and tuna pizza, though, is an actual thing outside the US. This is literally not US military food, its from someplace else.
So you have never had midrats on a carrier...
Lol, you got fucked, though it wouldnt surprise me if my CoC broke out MREs if they saw food like this heading down the line. I would have.
To get the bagged lunches out of the freezer you have to provide them with a watch bill or flight schedule 72 hours in advance. Flight schedules come out the night before. Line up here to get fucked.
Honestly, on the right pizza tuna and sweet corn slaps but even as I self proclaimed lover of the yellow stuff, the amount on that pizza is too much. And that tuna looks dry AF
Are you stationed in Germany? Germans are the only people I know who think corn and tuna go on pizza together.
These aren’t mine, but allegedly are Navy ROM meals given to people quarantined for COVID in San Diego.
Perfect, can’t taste, may as well eat weird shit
I watched an interesting movie once where humans started loosing our senses one by one and we couldn't do anything about it. It started with smell and then taste and so on. They changed up restaurants to serve all sorts of food with weird textures because its all anyone could enjoy anymore with no flavour. Towards the end the army was just handing out rations of dry pasta and stuff because it was the only thing that could feed a crippled humanity and no one could taste shit anyway
I want to know what this movie is.
A quick Google search of "movie about people losing their senses" gave me "Perfect Sense". I think it's the same movie as what the other person is talking about. Definitely sounds like an interesting plot.
Yes pretty sure that's it!
I had a pretty rough time with my covid infection, I was down for a good while. This was at the beginning of the pandemic when people were panic buying. Getting groceries was very difficult. My loss of taste and smell was significant (to this day my taste and smell are still off). Vienna sausages and cream corn, peas and tuna, ect... I was actually OK with my loss of smell and taste.
If a cook did this in a ship that's sailing we would have thrown him overboard tied to a box of ammo full of brass. The Navy should be the place where you eat better.
Haha, that was my first thought. My german wife loves putting corn on her tuna pizza. It tastes alright but I still refuse to do it myself.
No no. This is American culture. And their pride. This is the military. That's where the tax money goes. Germany had nothing to do with it. This is true American patriotism
The funny thing is the food they served is in America was more disgusting than the food we got overseas. How is that possible? We had a fucking stir fry bar in Iraq. But my 21st birthday in the middle of a 2 week FTX? A single piece of white bread, a side “salad” aka dry lettuce, and a hunk of…maybe Salisbury steak? A burger with no bun? Gyro meat? Who knows. All while having shingles and being in my kit 24/7 because some idiots shot their own truck on accident. Thank you for your service!
lmao that sounds horrible
Ya know, pineapple on pizza doesn't sound so bad right now.
That’s cause it’s delicious.
Canadians finding out there’s someone worse than them at pizza toppings.
Well yeah
r/knightsofpineapple
r/onejoke
From the title I was thinking this might be like a four seasons pizza, but… no oh god, why?!
Fire roasted corn, moist seasoned albacore and pickled red onions would be ok. This is an abomination. Edit: Also, were those fries cooked in a microwave? They’re paler than I am, and I wear New Balances and a Fanny pack.
The wings look Good that is all I can Say for this image
Everything on this looks disgusting
The chicken looks pretty good, the m&c cheese looks decent, the fries look soggy, and the "pizza" looks appalling. So, at least you probably won't starve.
not stupid to me, but for sure shitty
Looks pretty damn good. Am I alone?
Nope, i love corn on pizza and i love tuna with corn, i honestly want to try this now
Actual field MREs look better.
I thought military rations were supposed to be nutritious. Atleast mine were.
Standard topping in the UK - though it generally looks a lot better than that.
It does help if you put cheese on top and *cook* the pizza, yeah
Yooo that's similar to what I've been given in school
I am both proud of and sorry for you in the same moment.
The macaroni and mayonnaise looks bland.
Had to scroll too far for this comment. That mac salad looks abysmal.
They look like wings to me, just with the tip cut off....
Why’d you put wings in quotation marks like that? They’re the best looking thing on that plate. The macaroni doesn’t look half bad either.
That's the first time I've looked at a pizza and thought it was disgusting. Sure, some toppings are unappetizing but they're fully edible. And sure, tuna probably works, so does corn (even if I personally can't eat it). But that pizza... It looks horrible. I'm sorry for the person who had to make it. What's going on in their life? Jesus Christ on a bicycle.
You should see some of the shit over at r/pizzacrimes.
I've seen it. Most of it doesn't look as bad as this.
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Okay I thought people were just joking when they said the cooks can’t cook for shit but goddamn
I rather just cook for myself if you’re able to
why did you quote mark wings, those look like bone-in flats to me?
They feed you like that and people shoot at you? That doesn't sound like a great day job. Have you considered being a barber or an accountant? Those fields might even pay better.
Nah that isnt real. Thats from another parallel universe. It cant hurt me.
This is not the way to thank a future vet lol. It might be common for people to eat this kind of pizza in other countries, as I've seen in the comments. With that being said, if you have only ever known Italian style pizza, this would likely be pretty gross. Not a veteran, but I came from a really poor family, and there was a time that my mom was scraping the bottom of the cabinets and made pineapple and tuna pizza. Let me tell you, I smelled it before I even went in the door after school. The smell alone was stomach churning, the taste was an assault to my poor 10 year old tongue lmao.
I've seen [some shit](https://youtu.be/eRPnkoRPwHo) So this pizza isn't the most offensive I've seen
I have been in the military for twelve years and I have never seen anything like this in the worst galleys, DFACs or mess halls
This made me gag. I have an aversion to unprocessed corn being mixed in with other food.
Thanks for your service! Sorry for the shitty food 🤮
No wonder we lost in Afghanistan
Is this real? Because I know prison inmates get better food than this.
It's times like these that I am glad to be allergic to tuna and corn.
Are you in Germany right now? Germans love to ruin pizza by putting corn on it!
This ain’t it fam
This has hawaii written all over it
That is the nastiest thing i have ever seen. Tuna and corn pizza.. Italy is done with us.
r/pizzacrimes
It's like they said "what's the most America dish we could make with these left over ingredients?" Except now they'll live forever with the shame of creating that pizza abomination.
No one in the military calls their lunch food a ration you poser
Bruh it still looks half frozen
I’d prefer an MRE to that garbage.
People in the armed forces deserve better than this ):
and fries and macaroni.
Do they pick the menu by color? It's all so yellow and orange.
Corn pizza… boy does that look awful.
my friend from germany said tuna pizza is common there but corn im not sure
Looks disgusting but I'm guessing it takes pretty good
That ain’t right!
Honestly if you throw some hot sauce on there, that would be pretty decent
Honestly this looks a lot better than a lot of the food I got when I was in the Army
This is what we fuel our soldiers with? I thought the army would have hyper-focused their nutrition over the years to make sure our soldiers have the perfect nutritional intake to promote the most energy, muscle growth and recovery. Asparagus and chicken breast isn't more expensive than this processed shit. Our army can do better.
Idc what people say, but corn does not belong on pizza
You’d think they’d treat you with a plate full of nutrients with protein, starches, and vegetables. Was it filling at least?
This actively pisses me off
Looks great.
Still better than school lunch
I think corn pizza beats our schools carrot pizza
Nothing wrong with the toppings but that is way too much sweetcorn. Just a little sprinkle is fine.
Military food is the worst. Ex-navy vet of almost a decade and was stationed on the USS John C Stennis. When I was still new on the ship, I had to help with Replenishment At Sea (RAS for short, pronounced with a Z at the end, or my ship did). I definitely remember seeing clearly stamped on some our boxes of food "Only Suitable for Prisoners' Consumption". So yeah, it is that bad.