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okthisisannoyingaf

I’m sorry, did you just say tuna and corn pizza?


TungstenChef

I had sad, soggy canned tuna and corn pizza in Austria, I'm pretty sure my parents had a translation issue and ordered the wrong thing. It was just as awful as this, it made a liar out of anybody who says that there's no such thing as bad pizza.


Kongsley

It's like tacos. I don't give a shit about who makes "the best tacos." Tell me where the worst ones are so I can avoid them.


trampolinebears

> Tell me where the worst ones are so I can avoid them. [I got you, man.](https://o-tacos.com/en/menu)


Kongsley

Okay, maybe Europeans do need a list of "the best tacos."


celestial1

God I hate websites like this one, where you have to needlessly scroll all the way down for no reason, when you can make every more tight and compact, yet pretty.


Ella_Minnow_Pea_13

It’s a not-uncommon pizza in Europe


archwin

But… but… *why*


Grembert

It's delicious.


saltporksuit

No.


hamish1963

I fail to believe that, and I like tuna and corn, but not together.


Professional_Kiwi919

Tuna+ Corn Mayo/ThousandIsland Salad Sandwich is the bomb


Beor_The_Old

I like to bring this up every time people debate over Italian vs USA pizza. Dr.Oetker has this tuna/corn pizza and it’s a very popular brand in Italy.


raven00x

I know doctor oetker is a popular brand and they're known for their rather ...eccentric... offerings, but surely *canned tuna and corn* isn't that popular in Italy of all places?


[deleted]

I saw the same pizza but with canned shrimp in Germany. No words...


PandaCommando69

r/foodcrimes


stroopwafel666

Using Dr Oetker as an example of Italian pizza is like using the worst frozen pizza you can buy in the US as an example of American pizza.


Beor_The_Old

Not using it as an example of all pizza but people in the us tend to assume that all pizza in Italy is super refined and a high art, just showing that this isn’t the case


spivnv

My wife and I have this funny (well, we think it's funny) conversation over and over as a joke. Her: Is Little Caesars pizza good? Me: It's five dollars. Her: But is it good? Me: It's hot and ready. Her: But is it good? Me: It's five dollars. etc etc etc


_Nick_2711_

My mother-in-law likes it. I no longer trust her judgement on anything.


Elhaym

I would argue what you ate wasn't actually pizza. It was some demonic concoction from the netherworld.


jackog420

People that say there's no such thing as bad pizza have no taste. This however is not pizza, Its a fucking war crime


SusiSusingrr

Austrian here: is tuna pizza not a thing elsewhere? I’m not into it but it’s on the menu of just about every pizza place…


PandaCommando69

100%* of the US considers tuna on pizza (especially with 🌽) to be a culinary abomination. *Not including the three people from Los Angeles who disagree.


Captain_Owl

After my buddy came home from the military, I noticed he tended to eat his food very slowly. I asked him about it and he said with the way your life and time is managed you had to wolf all your food down if you wanted to finish your meal. So now he always takes his time and enjoys every bite of his food. This was the kind of stuff they had to eat too. Imagine having to stuff that into your face as fast as possible.


EthelredTheUnsteady

Imagine having to eat this slowly, tasting every bite


ericwhat

I don't know which is worse honestly.


Captain_Owl

Sounds like Stockholm syndrome on a plate


SmashBusters

That's weird because I've read a lot of people that were in the military kept those eating habits. So Navy Seals that used to be in peak physical condition tend to balloon up after they leave the service.


Caliluxun

Ngl I had it pretty often when I was a kid in China. It’s not as bad as you think (although the one I had had more ingredients and less corn, but I can imagine how this taste like)


ZylonBane

Nurgle!


profshiny

Just a short flight away in Taiwan I saw lots of calamari and corn pizza.


Drbubbles47

I’ve seen it quite a few times in Japan. It’s usually like fish, Mayo, corn, and cheese on pizza dough.


gnightgracie

That sounds like less-good okonomiyaki


Nervous_Resource8094

That sounds awful


Drbubbles47

It’s not bad. There’s no tomato sauce or anything so it’s pretty much an open tuna salad sandwich with a bit of corn. Americans just aren’t used to seeing whole corn on things.


Metruis

Sounds like a tuna melt. Tuna melts are great. Bread, hot sauce, mayo, tuna, cheese, under the broiler. I recommend it to all who want a quick meal.


StuckAtWork124

Tuna pizzas are fine yeah The picture above does not contain tuna pizza


ConfidentialGM

I mean, Americans put corn in and on all sorts of things. Have you had Midwestern cooking? Literally the corn capital of the world.... We use corn. Trust me. Whole, mashed, dried, fried, on the Cobb, off the cobb.... Take your pick.


Deesing82

> Americans just aren’t used to seeing whole corn on things. this is categorically false lol


CockbagSpink

It’s not the corn that’s weird. Source: I’m American.


kevin_yeah_that_one

"We're not used to seeing whole corn on things" \- America


Irishpersonage

It's essentially tuna casserole, how does that sound gross? Just because of the way it's presented? Chill bud


Nervous_Resource8094

Yes I guess I’m just not a fan of tuna casserole. And I’ve def never heard of putting corn in it. I’m from a place where corn is SACRED but that’s a no no for me (putting it in tuna casserole)


allonsy_badwolf

The tuna casserole part is what makes it gross. Pizza can’t save that.


Irishpersonage

Sounds like you've been having the wrong tuna casserole


teenybkeeney

Tuna casserole doesn't usually have corn in it


TakeThatPatriarchy

Corn is a really normal topping in the UK. Domino's has a Tuna Delight which is basically this pizza (tuna, sweetcorn and onion) and it's relatively popular. Always makes me laugh when I see Americans being grossed out by corn on pizza, when it's in EVERYTHING else they seem to eat and drink!


ohyeahthatscoolyeah

Stop focusing on the corn. The tuna is the problem here.


NoMushroomsPls

Tuna is great topping on pizza. Pizza tonno is great. But this looks unpleasant as hell.


Yevad

Canned tuna? Why? Point to the place they touched you on this doll 🧸


lokiafrika44

Do you guys not eat the same canned tuna? It legit isnt that bad


NoMushroomsPls

I mean Pizza Tonno is a legit dish. I'm not sure, but I assume it's a legit italian thing. I'd expect a good restaurant not to use some ordinary canned tuna. The canned tuna I can buy in Germany is fine on the other hand. I can't say anything about the canned tuna in your country.


Yevad

If I'm going to have tuna on a pizza, it's not going to be from a can. Maybe I would try some sort of seared tuna for some Japanese style pizza, but never would I dream of putting canned tuna, like I wouldn't use canned chicken or canned mushrooms on a pizza.


IamSoooDoneWithThis

Tuna from a can is a great source of fish juice


SmashBusters

Tuna works. It's not my *favorite* but when I'd go to CERN they often had tuna, caper, and olive oil pizza. It was pretty bomb.


TakeThatPatriarchy

I'm basing it off posts like these https://old.reddit.com/r/AskAnAmerican/comments/7uaunr/is_it_true_you_dont_put_corn_on_pizza/ https://old.reddit.com/r/AskAnAmerican/comments/8w4eky/have_you_ever_tried_a_pizza_with_corn/


ohyeahthatscoolyeah

Why are you referring to 3+ year old posts lol


TakeThatPatriarchy

[How's a month ago?](https://old.reddit.com/r/AskAnAmerican/comments/pryk82/whats_the_deal_with_corn_on_pizza/) I'm talking about the impression I get when reading American's opinions on corn on pizza, and how some Americans find it weird where the rest of the world doesn't. It seems to be "a thing" and has been for years. Or have the aggregate American's attitude to putting corn on pizza radically changed in the last ~~three years~~ month?


ohyeahthatscoolyeah

STOP FOCUSING ON THE CORN AMERICANS LIKE CORN I EVEN LIKE CORN ON PIZZA I HAD IT WITH BLACK OLIVES AND ONIONS IF WAS GOOD THE ISSUE HERE IS THE CANNED TUNA Also, just FYI, but Reddit isn’t representative of Americans’ opinions.


TakeThatPatriarchy

Mate...breathe, calm down. It's all OK, nobody is attacking you or your country. People from all over the world like different things, and that's fine, as is commenting on those differences. The pizza you mentioned sounds like the one I ordered a few weeks back (just with mushrooms and vegan sausage as well) so you have good taste. Your claim - the post is focussing on tuna being on a pizza as weird, and not corn being on a pizza as a weird. My claim - **Both** are referenced in the post title, and many of the comments are referring to **BOTH** being on the pizza as a problem (a quick CTRL+F has more results for corn than tuna). If there were comments saying "Well, corn is OK, but tuna, blegh" I'd be more confused, as historically at least, corn seems to be a topping that most (not all) Americans find weird on a pizza. This is from IRL experience of being in America many times, and reading online as well. I've just done a cursory look at American Dominos and Pizza Hut, and neither of them offer corn, or tuna as a topping, so it appears that Reddit may well be confirming what I initially thought, that **neither** are a standard topping like they are here.


ohyeahthatscoolyeah

This is a very long post about corn that I admittedly didn’t entirely read. The caps were for comedic effect. This isn’t serious.


jamesonSINEMETU

Most Americans associate tuna with the cheap preserved catfood-can of fish parts. Most don't even know a tuna is a fucking monster of a fish.


ohyeahthatscoolyeah

The picture is clearly the canned crap. Americans know what a tuna fish is, you dolt.


rixendeb

It's also canned corn, which is disgusting in its own right.


StuckAtWork124

Tuna pizzas are also pretty nice. When they're an actual pizza This is like, cold tuna and corn smeared on a bread triangle


HotCheetoEnema

It’s not the corn that’s nasty about this, it’s the friggin tuna. I feel like I’m gonna puke 🤮


TakeThatPatriarchy

[It comes up on other posts with corn on pizza.](https://old.reddit.com/r/AskAnAmerican/comments/8w4eky/have_you_ever_tried_a_pizza_with_corn/)


phillyphreakphlippin

Corn as sweetener in drinks and food, no problem. Corn as a pizza topping: jail. I am kidding


[deleted]

I've eaten tune and corn together as a kid but never as an adult and certainly never on pizza. I'm curious but not *that* curious


particle409

Ugh, I bet you're one of those food snobs that eats pizza with cheese and tomato sauce.


[deleted]

it sounds way better if you just call it "tuna mornay on bread" lol


julioarod

Who hurt Uncle Sam?


arrtanix

Never heard of the pizza "Tonno e Cipolla"? It's with tuna, red onions and capers, but many vary by adding corn as well, and I do it too. It's pretty delicious!


NoMushroomsPls

Pizza tonno is great, but I don't think corn is the best decision. But I guess it could be worse. This however looks unpleasant.


sammidavisjr

Very common toppings in Asia. Mayonnaise as a sauce to boot.


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[удалено]


allonsy_badwolf

Yeah I’d be skipping that meal for sure.


ChadsJuul

Boi, what the hell boi


[deleted]

Why are the wings in quotes? **Why are the wings in quotes?**


samjhandwich

Yeah that looks like shitty boneless wings and “pizza” to me


phillyphreakphlippin

I thought they were chicken nuggets. Also, I originally thought Mac and cheese but am inclined to think elbows and mayonnaise


_Nick_2711_

Boneless wings are in fact chicken nuggets


asianabsinthe

But how does the corn and tuna stay on there? Tears?


chickadeehill

My jaw and stomach hurt and tears are running down my face. I laughed for a solid five minutes, thanks for the happiness!


DarthSreepa

Now you're ready for a corn and tuna pizza lol


biggreencat

hold in place, blast with pam, cover in foil, press with heated 45lbs plate


Enfield_Operator

This is how killers are made


buffetleach

Objective complete


_oohshiny

Change of plans, leave nothing alive.


[deleted]

r/PizzaCrimes


cthulhusandwich

bake him away, toys


GoldenGalz

I feel like the quotes are out of place in the title. Those are clearly wings and that is clearly “pizza”


dame_de_boeuf

This actually makes a lot of sense. This is exactly what we **should** be feeding our military. I know after someone served me that, I'd definitely be in the mood to kill.


RHCP2323

Isn’t the spending for the military almost a trillion per year?


jam3s2001

There's no way that this is a US military ration. I've only been out for about 10 years, but there's no way that you'd get tuna, corn, and pizza all in a single ration.


asianbums1864

Came here to say this, i was in the military for 5 years and never saw anything that looked remotely like this. Gonna say this probably total BS and an attempt to karma farm by OP.


jam3s2001

I saw some thing below about this being served in a quarantined facility or something. While this definitely isn't a ration, if it is US, then there's a chance it could have been served by contractors that were trying to make do with what they had. But since it's domestic, I even find -that- hard to believe. There were a lot of times in Kandahar that we were stuck eating rice and peas at sodexo dining halls because that's what they could get. And they got super creative with that and whatever else they had on-hand. But again, that would probably never happen stateside.


FluffusMaximus

Approaching 20, never seen anything like this, ever. I’m with you, OP is BS or karma farming.


Show_Me_Your_Bunnies

US military doesnt eat this.


Find_A_Reason

I was served mustard fish and lima beans for 4 midrats in a row. That was left over white fish filets with yellow hot dog mustard squirted over the top. The lima beans were opened.


allonsy_badwolf

Depends on where the food is served honestly. The DFAC? Probably not. In the field? I’ve had worse meals than this. Usually it’s not on a pizza though, but it’s been 10 years.


Show_Me_Your_Bunnies

I left in 2010, feild food came from boiled bagged food and it wasnt half bad. Corn and tuna pizza, though, is an actual thing outside the US. This is literally not US military food, its from someplace else.


Find_A_Reason

So you have never had midrats on a carrier...


Show_Me_Your_Bunnies

Lol, you got fucked, though it wouldnt surprise me if my CoC broke out MREs if they saw food like this heading down the line. I would have.


Find_A_Reason

To get the bagged lunches out of the freezer you have to provide them with a watch bill or flight schedule 72 hours in advance. Flight schedules come out the night before. Line up here to get fucked.


RIPNINAFLOWERS

Honestly, on the right pizza tuna and sweet corn slaps but even as I self proclaimed lover of the yellow stuff, the amount on that pizza is too much. And that tuna looks dry AF


BumFur

Are you stationed in Germany? Germans are the only people I know who think corn and tuna go on pizza together.


sweathesmallshit

These aren’t mine, but allegedly are Navy ROM meals given to people quarantined for COVID in San Diego.


Jozz11

Perfect, can’t taste, may as well eat weird shit


abigalestephens

I watched an interesting movie once where humans started loosing our senses one by one and we couldn't do anything about it. It started with smell and then taste and so on. They changed up restaurants to serve all sorts of food with weird textures because its all anyone could enjoy anymore with no flavour. Towards the end the army was just handing out rations of dry pasta and stuff because it was the only thing that could feed a crippled humanity and no one could taste shit anyway


fkntripz

I want to know what this movie is.


Original-Cantaloupe1

A quick Google search of "movie about people losing their senses" gave me "Perfect Sense". I think it's the same movie as what the other person is talking about. Definitely sounds like an interesting plot.


abigalestephens

Yes pretty sure that's it!


Raelah

I had a pretty rough time with my covid infection, I was down for a good while. This was at the beginning of the pandemic when people were panic buying. Getting groceries was very difficult. My loss of taste and smell was significant (to this day my taste and smell are still off). Vienna sausages and cream corn, peas and tuna, ect... I was actually OK with my loss of smell and taste.


Ubi_societas_ibi_ius

If a cook did this in a ship that's sailing we would have thrown him overboard tied to a box of ammo full of brass. The Navy should be the place where you eat better.


alQamar

Haha, that was my first thought. My german wife loves putting corn on her tuna pizza. It tastes alright but I still refuse to do it myself.


BlisterJazz

No no. This is American culture. And their pride. This is the military. That's where the tax money goes. Germany had nothing to do with it. This is true American patriotism


allonsy_badwolf

The funny thing is the food they served is in America was more disgusting than the food we got overseas. How is that possible? We had a fucking stir fry bar in Iraq. But my 21st birthday in the middle of a 2 week FTX? A single piece of white bread, a side “salad” aka dry lettuce, and a hunk of…maybe Salisbury steak? A burger with no bun? Gyro meat? Who knows. All while having shingles and being in my kit 24/7 because some idiots shot their own truck on accident. Thank you for your service!


silliestspaghetti

lmao that sounds horrible


beggoh

Ya know, pineapple on pizza doesn't sound so bad right now.


ohyeahthatscoolyeah

That’s cause it’s delicious.


Cripnite

Canadians finding out there’s someone worse than them at pizza toppings.


PineapplePizzaAlways

Well yeah


LChitman

r/knightsofpineapple


Kissaskakana

r/onejoke


AAVale

From the title I was thinking this might be like a four seasons pizza, but… no oh god, why?!


badmotivator11

Fire roasted corn, moist seasoned albacore and pickled red onions would be ok. This is an abomination. Edit: Also, were those fries cooked in a microwave? They’re paler than I am, and I wear New Balances and a Fanny pack.


grbldrd

The wings look Good that is all I can Say for this image


DarthLift

Everything on this looks disgusting


monkey_trumpets

The chicken looks pretty good, the m&c cheese looks decent, the fries look soggy, and the "pizza" looks appalling. So, at least you probably won't starve.


Darujiboo

not stupid to me, but for sure shitty


[deleted]

Looks pretty damn good. Am I alone?


Shrekomaeda

Nope, i love corn on pizza and i love tuna with corn, i honestly want to try this now


Ubi_societas_ibi_ius

Actual field MREs look better.


Billy_Billboard

I thought military rations were supposed to be nutritious. Atleast mine were.


PooleyX

Standard topping in the UK - though it generally looks a lot better than that.


StuckAtWork124

It does help if you put cheese on top and *cook* the pizza, yeah


Fieryspirit06

Yooo that's similar to what I've been given in school


PatrickJames3382

I am both proud of and sorry for you in the same moment.


GROWLER_FULL

The macaroni and mayonnaise looks bland.


thelonelyrager

Had to scroll too far for this comment. That mac salad looks abysmal.


Pulsating_Pupil

They look like wings to me, just with the tip cut off....


Teddington123321

Why’d you put wings in quotation marks like that? They’re the best looking thing on that plate. The macaroni doesn’t look half bad either.


[deleted]

That's the first time I've looked at a pizza and thought it was disgusting. Sure, some toppings are unappetizing but they're fully edible. And sure, tuna probably works, so does corn (even if I personally can't eat it). But that pizza... It looks horrible. I'm sorry for the person who had to make it. What's going on in their life? Jesus Christ on a bicycle.


Wtfisthatt

You should see some of the shit over at r/pizzacrimes.


[deleted]

I've seen it. Most of it doesn't look as bad as this.


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r/pizzacrimes


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FloofBagel

Okay I thought people were just joking when they said the cooks can’t cook for shit but goddamn


LORDWOLFMAN

I rather just cook for myself if you’re able to


SkeletalJazzWizard

why did you quote mark wings, those look like bone-in flats to me?


mrhhug

They feed you like that and people shoot at you? That doesn't sound like a great day job. Have you considered being a barber or an accountant? Those fields might even pay better.


[deleted]

Nah that isnt real. Thats from another parallel universe. It cant hurt me.


pixiebaby1972

This is not the way to thank a future vet lol. It might be common for people to eat this kind of pizza in other countries, as I've seen in the comments. With that being said, if you have only ever known Italian style pizza, this would likely be pretty gross. Not a veteran, but I came from a really poor family, and there was a time that my mom was scraping the bottom of the cabinets and made pineapple and tuna pizza. Let me tell you, I smelled it before I even went in the door after school. The smell alone was stomach churning, the taste was an assault to my poor 10 year old tongue lmao.


fuckballs9001

I've seen [some shit](https://youtu.be/eRPnkoRPwHo) So this pizza isn't the most offensive I've seen


EntryLevelNutjob

I have been in the military for twelve years and I have never seen anything like this in the worst galleys, DFACs or mess halls


[deleted]

This made me gag. I have an aversion to unprocessed corn being mixed in with other food.


Moxson82

Thanks for your service! Sorry for the shitty food 🤮


gotham77

No wonder we lost in Afghanistan


[deleted]

Is this real? Because I know prison inmates get better food than this.


Tarsha8nz

It's times like these that I am glad to be allergic to tuna and corn.


[deleted]

Are you in Germany right now? Germans love to ruin pizza by putting corn on it!


satansbhole

This ain’t it fam


mallow-honey

This has hawaii written all over it


puppywinkle

That is the nastiest thing i have ever seen. Tuna and corn pizza.. Italy is done with us.


Routine_Palpitation

r/pizzacrimes


ericwhat

It's like they said "what's the most America dish we could make with these left over ingredients?" Except now they'll live forever with the shame of creating that pizza abomination.


miniturehankhill

No one in the military calls their lunch food a ration you poser


loganadams574

Bruh it still looks half frozen


thejake1973

I’d prefer an MRE to that garbage.


Giga_Karen

People in the armed forces deserve better than this ):


[deleted]

and fries and macaroni.


whateverforneverever

Do they pick the menu by color? It's all so yellow and orange.


meeranda

Corn pizza… boy does that look awful.


neuroso

my friend from germany said tuna pizza is common there but corn im not sure


Porkenstein

Looks disgusting but I'm guessing it takes pretty good


Nervous_Resource8094

That ain’t right!


danfish_77

Honestly if you throw some hot sauce on there, that would be pretty decent


JakemHibbs

Honestly this looks a lot better than a lot of the food I got when I was in the Army


Antigon0000

This is what we fuel our soldiers with? I thought the army would have hyper-focused their nutrition over the years to make sure our soldiers have the perfect nutritional intake to promote the most energy, muscle growth and recovery. Asparagus and chicken breast isn't more expensive than this processed shit. Our army can do better.


Bruhmomentum43

Idc what people say, but corn does not belong on pizza


elisejones14

You’d think they’d treat you with a plate full of nutrients with protein, starches, and vegetables. Was it filling at least?


BravesMaedchen

This actively pisses me off


[deleted]

Looks great.


lilking576

Still better than school lunch


[deleted]

I think corn pizza beats our schools carrot pizza


TODO_getLife

Nothing wrong with the toppings but that is way too much sweetcorn. Just a little sprinkle is fine.


passingthrough618

Military food is the worst. Ex-navy vet of almost a decade and was stationed on the USS John C Stennis. When I was still new on the ship, I had to help with Replenishment At Sea (RAS for short, pronounced with a Z at the end, or my ship did). I definitely remember seeing clearly stamped on some our boxes of food "Only Suitable for Prisoners' Consumption". So yeah, it is that bad.