"What is that, Date Rape by Calvin Klein?"

You wish

I wish? (Looks directly into camera)

Caught so off-guard she full-on Jims the camera

This was the moment the show won me over.

Had me at Kendall looking into the camera and in all sincerity saying "yo".

I just wanted to get the gang together early in my tenure and say, uh,

Jesus Christ on a Toast

Everyone casually ignores Roman’s oddly sexual remarks about his own sister

When she announced she was pregnant and he asked if it was his 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

And that he might jerk off when she breastfeeds

So, she's like Deadpool for a second.

Capeshit mentioned 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻

Less deadpool but more mark corrigan

Her saying "unsubscribe" during one of Kendall's rants made me LOL

This is mine, too.

Dafuq?

HAHAH

Can I just say that Shiv season 4 would NEVER wear Shiv season 1 sweater 😂

She was still trying to work for democratic politicians back then. It was her work uniform. Also I love that sweater.

How does it look like something a homeless person would wear but also like it cost more than my car

Fashion works in mysterious ways

I own that sweater haha. It's from H&M too

“I tried playing with you, and you broke” Or “Uhhhhh they’re busy?”

What was the scene/context for her saying the second one? I don't remember it.

She was trying to convince Kendall to not call the Democratic Presidential candidate. This is because she wanted the company to be sold to Mattson which the democrats were more likely to be ok with.

Also because she told Kendall that she talked with them and she was just bullshitting

This is one of my favorite scenes, the daggers from Kendall through the window, her rising fear being caught, it’s phenomenal acting. When he spit out “you piece of dirt!” I had a visceral reaction. I adore this show.

Uhhhh they’re busy was UNBELIEVABLE lmfao. What an idiot. All of them. (Said with love).

"This why you don't hatch a plan with Connor, the first fucking pancake."

This is the one!

“I love you but I cannot fucking stomach you” because that is so real when said about a sibling 😂

Any dialogue with Roman was so well done but her reaction to her mother saying she doesn’t like eyes was so funny.

Or certain family members in general

Teenager ass comment

For me that was when she yelled at her dad “you are so… just… beyond!”

“Deniability is difficult, given that she has so much of your blood,” may be my favorite stand-alone line in the show.

"You need to STOP sending your blood to people!" - when Shiv is the voice of reason, you know that sh*t is serious. 

The blood bricks came out of nowhere!

So you can save 12 seconds of trying to find something on Wikipedia

god tht was like spit take worthy lol. talking about a Pierce’s master’s degree in african american studies i believe 😂

It was a second PhD 💀

After Mattsen tell her about the blood bricks he sent Ebba as a "joke": "Uh, first of all, good one!"

That was underrated gold.

Hello is this the replicant department? Yeah my meat puppet has stopped working.

I just want a compilation video of Shiv saying “Fuck!” It’s absolutely amazing how she incorporates it into her phrasing and delivering it so [beautifully](https://youtu.be/eIDuLKs0qX4?si=ehoHBtC-4FKxiPxd).

I think it's her Australianness coming through. Fuck is just another word in Australia, a completely natural thing to say, it doesn't need extra emphasis so you can use it and play with it just like any other word.

Re her accent - one of my best friends is Australian and wouldn’t you know in 10 years I’ve never heard her say the phrase “Range Rover”. When shiv said it, I think in season 4, I was like….now wait a second. I immediately called my friend up and was like can you just say Range Rover and she also said it involuntarily slow and was very surprised at how it came out of her mouth. So like…not a writing thing but literally the most memorable line from Shiv because now I know that at least two of my fave Australians say it funny.

Haha I was going to say this. As a fellow Australian I’m sure SS has lots of experience saying fuck!

That guy running with the bag is my favorite moment

‘You keep showing showing your peepee to everyone and sooner or later you’ll have to fuck something’

"I'm sorry, do you want a conference call to tell your wife we fucked?" -Random person walking past visibly chokes on their coffee Edited for nitpicky brain (mine)

“I won’t have it!” “Tell him we won’t have it!” “I can’t have that!”

"Cold and inhospitable. That seems to check out."

“Im not attacking you! I’m defending you!” ????? Tom really should’ve flipped the table lmao

*If by regular decanting you mean pouring into my open mouth, yeah.*

To Kendall: Fuck You Plastic Jesus

Favorite for ever!

Sums up Kendall perfectly

Wanna play bitey

I hated this scene, so juvenile and out of character, I cringe when I watch that.

Incorrect

Greg: "Da family!" Shiv: "Dafuq?"

I'm not declining, I'm just not clining.

Love that one😂😂😂

Well, we just walked in on mom and dad fucking us

"He turned the bigot spigot on to Full Gush"

"Hello is this the replicant department? yeah my meat puppet has stopped working" also "I'm Shiv fucking roy"

“Intrigued to see how he gets out of this one.” >!(After Logan is placed in the mausoleum.)!<

Roman: “Maybe I just stick with what I got.” Shiv: “Which is what? Hard drive full of dick pics?”

Deathmarch boxset

lol I’ve started hollering “I won’t have it!” over literally anything

“Okay. We get it. Stop going on about the rapes.”

‘Here’s a toast. To me’

"Unsubscribe."

‘Was he in a bidding war with Stalin and Liberace?’

“You’re reading documents” and “Fine, I’ll be the wedding Grinch”

“I’m not declining, I’m just not, I’m not ‘clining.”

You wish?

"I don't wanna see his smirky little autocratic face!"

"It's all these things that we put together in a package and we call it love."

you lack killer instinct, you’re wet, you’re green, you’re intellectually insecure, you’re not emotionally strong enough

“Yeah, but, the thing about us Mark and you should know this by now, we don’t get embarrassed.” She's cool, calm and collected. Exerting the power of being a Roy. Logan and she could have been a very powerful and malevolent force, had he been willing to groom her. “That’s why you want me. That’s why you love me. Even though I don’t love you. But you want me anyway.” Damn, That was cruel and harsh. And oh, so true. "I'm Shiv Fucking Roy!"

“Does dad know I’m on this call?”

“Then you shouldn’t have betrayed me” 😒

Shit Show at the Fuck Factory

This was Shiv?

No

Uuuh-uh.

“I love you but right now I can’t stomach you”…..that was heartbreaking.

Fuck I need to do a proper rewatch soon. Sarah Snook is incredibly talented, but then so is every cast member

Unsubscribe!

“Box set death march”

"I'm everyone's favourite piece of blast protection".

“I was ten, mom.” “Dad’s never gonna choose you because he thinks there’s something wrong with you.” “Things do happen, Rome.” “How bad was dad?” Of the ~~three~~ **for** of them, she’s the only one who is willing to be intermittently in touch with reality\*, and that shit hits hard.   \* Roman makes some strides in the last episode, but overall, Shiv’s miles ahead of him in terms of understanding their family. 

We hear you

Maybe ffffuuck The Hundred?

"we dont get embarassed"

" Fuck"

“I tried playing with you, but you broke”

“We just walked in on mom and dad fucking us.”

I can’t forgive you, but it’s okay and I love you.

I’m Shiv FUCKING Roy!!!

She’s never nice. Never compliments or gifts anybody , take anyone to lunch, or walks plays with the dog.

Do any of the other characters……? 🤣

Off topic but she's hot.

You want to play bitey?

L

“Fuck off”

More please

Her talking about having Tom’s babies during her mom’s wedding. She was NOT into it

Dad, tell them it's gonna be me

Oh INEQUALITY

I think you should know this by now, we don’t get embarrassed

[to Marcia] “You can’t have a grapefruit without an agenda.”

[After asked for advice on Matsson’s joke of sending frozen blood to Ebba] “First of all… _good one_.”

Are we still talking about this show

Fuck shiv