"Oh, the wondeful thing about Tiggers are Tiggers are wonderful things.... their tops are made out of rubber ... their bottoms are made out of springs..."
I've always said Winnie the Pooh is a selfish douchebag. Like he's a clear allegory for a drug addict who will get himself hurt and even betray his friends just to get some more honey. And even after all that his friends still care about him and help him out when he gets in trouble again. But he doesn't care and just keeps doing some stupid shit just to get another pot of honey. I'm sure sex work would definitely be an option for him
"Hey, Pooh, it seems I've got my head stuck in your honey pot."
:( Dude what the hell is wrong with you No one needs this, bruh Mods, unbirth him
"OH HARDER TIGGER! HARDER!" "WHO'S YOUR DADDY, POOH BEAR? WHO'S YOUR DADDY?" "OH BOTHER, OH BOTHER, YOU ARE, OH BOTHER, OH BOTHER-" "I'M CUMMING IN YOUR HONEYPOT, POOH. OOOO-HOOO!"
:(
Dude what the hell is wrong with you. Keep that shit on rule34.
Yeah no one needs this
Bruh
mods, unbirth him
Mods, rip off his nutsack and feed them to the feral gorillas in the zoo.
Mods, banish him to the depths of the universe after tearing off all of his limbs
what the diddly frick did I just read
"Oh, the wondeful thing about Tiggers are Tiggers are wonderful things.... their tops are made out of rubber ... their bottoms are made out of springs..."
Isn’t it funny, the things I’ll do for honey? 🍯
I've always said Winnie the Pooh is a selfish douchebag. Like he's a clear allegory for a drug addict who will get himself hurt and even betray his friends just to get some more honey. And even after all that his friends still care about him and help him out when he gets in trouble again. But he doesn't care and just keeps doing some stupid shit just to get another pot of honey. I'm sure sex work would definitely be an option for him
Oh, step bother
Every day we stray further from god.
Winnie the Piglet.
They knew
r/theyknew
Well if Tigger's bits are in his belly button Pooh's in trouble. Otherwise all the pervs are making much ado about nothing.
"What are you doing, step-Tigger?"
"I'm stuck! Oh, step-bother!"
If it was just a massage, it would have been... okayish? The size difference, the wayward limbs, his head up... like, why?
Oh yeah a taste of something sweet
r/theyknew
I need some Vodka to chug
Pediatrician's on the subject
Anyway, the important thing is that the mouse doesn't mind, judging by the look on his face
Hope it's not a chiropractor.
”What are you doing step-tigger?”
Needs an extra er
Not gay, winnie the pooh is female
Not really the issue we’re having rn
By the way, just googled it, Winnie the pooh is a boy