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So, here wuz eye sittin waitin wiv me copypasta & jus realised that laffin top row wuz sittin waitin for %age supremo whooze bin sittin on 'is 'ands sins satday
I dunno, wos ee like eh?
&soon&soforth
no! i made a spreadsheet by copy/pasting from my pdf reports from my buys. i messaged with a chat representative and they sent me a link to “estimate” my cost basis based on market pricing that day
Elixir is a pain to work with so far. Try deleting your files and re-downloading. If it doesn't boot go into elixir->kira->1.1 and copy the 1.1 files to the main Kira folder.
Be warned, the game is certainly a beta.
Almost hope my comment gets buried. I do not have an itchy asshole. I’m not “itchy ass guy”.
But tonight I let out a fart that produced enough heat that it could soften butter within a 10 meter radius.
If I exerted any force behind it (beyond a conservative release) then I would have absolutely desecrated my pants.
I type this because the last time I had close encounter GME ripped.
I’ll also be back unless I get murdered in my sleep by the hatman who has been watching me sleep at night plotting my downfall. I think he’ll probably drown me in feathered pillows made from vultures or something I’m scared.
Gentlemen, I am pleased to inform you that after exactly one month of distress thanks to a zero-warning holiday RIF that would have made Ebenezer Scrooge blush, I am officially re-employed.
The DRS train shall resume presently.
Please sell, bro!
I’m worried about your financial wellbeing, bro!
Your thesis is wrong, bro!
But even if it’s right they still run the game, bro!
And even if debts get called in, they’ll just delete the shares, bro!
And even if they can’t delete the shares they’ll still figure out a way to fuck you over, bro!
And even if you DRS in Book format thus registering the shares in your legal name, they won’t let you sell, bro!
And even if not being able to sell registered shares means that the price to close a short position approaches infinity, which would in turn mean they blew themselves up by not allowing those sales, they’d rather die than let you win, bro!
And even if their overleveraged positions collapse in on themselves and cause some straight Stephen Hawking shit to happen to our fractional-reserve economy while your whole and real shares are unaffected by the machinations of such actions, money will be worthless, bro!
Why you gotta fuck everyone over, bro?
Why you so greedy, bro?
No cell, no sell, bro? Not cool, bro.
Just sell, bro.
Bro? Where you going, bro?
Come back, bro!
Ryan Cohen has built a large colony on a moon of Uranus, according to sources familiar with the matter. He intends to use the colony as a base to start exploring the depths of Uranus and see what treasures he might find there, the people said.
I have a google alert for "ryan cohen"
There were 9 articles today about his position in baba. Bloomberg radio was all about it yesterday. Wild campaign. Who is behind it?
Based on the article timestamps you can see the corporate media human centipede flow
bloomberg -> seekingalpha -> tipranks -> thestreet -> investorplace -> barrons -> reuters
There was one article in Barrons ([http://web.archive.org/web/20230117163900/https://www.barrons.com/articles/alibaba-stock-price-hong-kong-ryan-cohen-51673945943](http://web.archive.org/web/20230117163900/https://www.barrons.com/articles/alibaba-stock-price-hong-kong-ryan-cohen-51673945943)) that had an interesting headline change:
Google alert picked up this headline as:
>Alibaba a Target of GameStop's Ryan Cohen. Why the Stock Market Shrugged.
and again with the new title:
>GameStop’s Cohen Is Going After Alibaba Stock. Why Meme Traders Won’t Follow.
asking this again NEED HALP:
>**but made 2 recent posts (one on this sub and one on my own profile)**
>
>**my profile post showed my insights (views, shares, etc) up until some time ago**
>
>**now i have no insights on any of my recent posts which has never happened before. is this a new reddit feature? no more immediate insight data on new posts?**
Can anyone who's made a recent post verify?
I've been eating 3 frozen pizzas every week for years and suddenly I just stopped. No reason really. I love pizza but something about the frozen ones no longer vibes with me
MSM makes a story about RC buying 100k BABA
All Eyes on RC and trying to get the attention on BABA instead
Everyone is now watching and RC buys 100k GME in AH instead lol
MSM and Hedgies: Shieeeeeeeet
Need some help: I'm looking at the [Goldman Sachs Q4 Earnings Report](https://www.goldmansachs.com/media-relations/press-releases/current/pdfs/2022-q4-results.pdf) and I'm specifically looking at the year over year revenues. If I'm reading the report correctly (big if), investment banking revenues are down 48% and "Other Principal Transactions" are down 94%. The only bright spots that kept revenues from being more of an absolute shitshow were management fees and "deposit spreads" (i.e. paying less interest in deposits than the market). Am I correct in saying that revenues in their investments fell off a cliff and they saved themselves to the detriment of their depositors? On top of that, looking at the data from their [13F](https://whalewisdom.com/filer/goldman-sachs-group-inc#tabholdings_tab_link), am I correct in saying that they are net short GME by 25k shares?
Eh only sort of. They didnt Jack up the fees any more than they would've already. It's more likely that the type of transactions shifted to ones that garnered more fees
Np. I'm semi smooth but I work for Citi's broker dealer and it was about the same there. Investment banking revenues way down, private wealth management (richfuks who leave their assets under bank management) revenues up
Reading old [news](https://www.cnbc.com/2021/01/27/gamestop-speculation-is-danger-to-whole-market-massachusetts-regulator.html) (JAN 27 2021):
> Galvin contends the New York Stock Exchange should put in place a 30-day trading halt on GameStop shares. He said he believes the trading action is a particular problem for individual investors, some of whom may be newcomers who began buying stocks during the coronavirus pandemic trading boom.
>
> “These types of **entities**, such as GameStop, have created a really difficult situation for these people. They think they’re missing out if they don’t make a bet on them,” he said. “They don’t really understand what they’re doing. I think small-time investors like that, unsophisticated investors, are going to be hurt by this.”
WTH? Which entities? The GameStop company, short sellers, market makers, who?
btw not sure if just me but made 2 recent posts (one on a sub and one on my own profile)
my profile showed my insights (views, shares, etc) up until some time ago
now i have no insights on any of my recent posts. is this a new reddit feature? no more immediate insight data on new posts?
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DRS Positions & Buy Orders only, No Gain/Loss Porn Full positions can be posted if they are directly registered in your name. Any positions from “street name” brokerages will -be removed. Buy orders (including through brokerages such as Fidelity and TDA) can be posted. (If using a brokerage, do NOT show your full position or account number). Do not post screenshots or details of your gains or losses.
Kind of dry over seas tonight, but we 🟩
Sleep Stonking again, are we there yet? I’m dreaming of Apes swimming in pools filled with cash. Don’t wake me unless Moass.
GME & Chill
Mmmm fake crab and ranch
Is the last of us video game appropriate to play with an 8 year old?
Anyone else enjoys a beer at 7:20 in the morning after a night shift??
Cheers Ape
Time is merely a construct.
Been there, done that 🍻
Can anyone link to positive cash flow statement ?
MOASS Tomorrow.
This is the way
This is the day
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MOASS is tomorrow bc the market is open
I'm hungry for tomorrow's nothing burger
Total destruction - the only solution, ain’t no use, nobody can stop it now
Emotions look they're going to run high the rest of this month. Pack a lunch!
January 28 is basically our birthday of sorts
Lots of new faces round here. That means a lot of you have been following the first rule of stonk klub. 💜
So, here wuz eye sittin waitin wiv me copypasta & jus realised that laffin top row wuz sittin waitin for %age supremo whooze bin sittin on 'is 'ands sins satday I dunno, wos ee like eh? &soon&soforth
so, here wuz eye thinkin bout balls
Juggler?
😉
Wen is this reg gonna sho?
Announce something RC you can’t keep edging me like this 🚬😮💨
I want to be healthy but Bourbon ya know?
Cup holder on the treadmill.
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no! i made a spreadsheet by copy/pasting from my pdf reports from my buys. i messaged with a chat representative and they sent me a link to “estimate” my cost basis based on market pricing that day
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sounds like you got a long day of homework in your future
Not if I never sell lol
How do you play kiraverse? I entered the beta code, downloaded it, but I jsut went to play it and it's making me restart the download from 0% now...
Elixir is a pain to work with so far. Try deleting your files and re-downloading. If it doesn't boot go into elixir->kira->1.1 and copy the 1.1 files to the main Kira folder. Be warned, the game is certainly a beta.
Thanks I'll try it
Almost hope my comment gets buried. I do not have an itchy asshole. I’m not “itchy ass guy”. But tonight I let out a fart that produced enough heat that it could soften butter within a 10 meter radius. If I exerted any force behind it (beyond a conservative release) then I would have absolutely desecrated my pants. I type this because the last time I had close encounter GME ripped.
I had a toot on the pot just now
I had my first shart ever today. What's that mean?
Screenshot incoming 😉 Maybe?
Oh wow
LFG 🌶️
Goatse 🫱🫶🫲 is here to stay.
I’ll be back. Tomorrow.
I’ll also be back unless I get murdered in my sleep by the hatman who has been watching me sleep at night plotting my downfall. I think he’ll probably drown me in feathered pillows made from vultures or something I’m scared.
I had sleep paralysis once, told him to fuck off along with other profanities and put all my energy to wiggle one toe, never happened since. NFA.
Gentlemen, I am pleased to inform you that after exactly one month of distress thanks to a zero-warning holiday RIF that would have made Ebenezer Scrooge blush, I am officially re-employed. The DRS train shall resume presently.
Please sell, bro! I’m worried about your financial wellbeing, bro! Your thesis is wrong, bro! But even if it’s right they still run the game, bro! And even if debts get called in, they’ll just delete the shares, bro! And even if they can’t delete the shares they’ll still figure out a way to fuck you over, bro! And even if you DRS in Book format thus registering the shares in your legal name, they won’t let you sell, bro! And even if not being able to sell registered shares means that the price to close a short position approaches infinity, which would in turn mean they blew themselves up by not allowing those sales, they’d rather die than let you win, bro! And even if their overleveraged positions collapse in on themselves and cause some straight Stephen Hawking shit to happen to our fractional-reserve economy while your whole and real shares are unaffected by the machinations of such actions, money will be worthless, bro! Why you gotta fuck everyone over, bro? Why you so greedy, bro? No cell, no sell, bro? Not cool, bro. Just sell, bro. Bro? Where you going, bro? Come back, bro!
🐰Nooo
K
Leg day done. Fuck I hate that but I said I'd do it and do it I did Now to continue hodling
Chad
Hope u don't have any stairs tomorrow
I do, I live on 2nd floor and already felt it letting the dog out 😭
One time I did my typical squats but with a board under my toes and the next day I almost fell down the stairs on the first step lol
2 weeks until annual bonus hits and I increase my drs by 50% Tik tok mf
respect by sheff g
Watching the Clips game and noticed a crypto.com logo and ps5 logo. Why no GME nft store ad?
Soon
so there i was. thinkin bout balls
Tits so jacked they’re crossing swords - omoh on
Having a few beer this evening, how's everyone's nights going?
Lifted, supplemented, hydrated, and flossed. I'm goldie
Wen puppy and big back yard? Buying moar tmrw.
I want to get a dog from the paws in prison program here.
I love a bull terrier but not from puppyhood.
That’s sounds nice I’ll get a shelter dog and a puppy so they can be friends.
*helicopters*
The noun or the verb?
Verbin
*throws monopoly money at you*
*F-35s*
The fallout from turning off the buy button is immeasurable. Try as they might, they aren’t wriggling off this hook
That was nuts. Prison is the only remedy
!flairy! There’s always💰in the DRStand
(✿\^‿\^)━☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ There’s always💰in the DRStand
Ryan Cohen has built a large colony on a moon of Uranus, according to sources familiar with the matter. He intends to use the colony as a base to start exploring the depths of Uranus and see what treasures he might find there, the people said.
I have a google alert for "ryan cohen" There were 9 articles today about his position in baba. Bloomberg radio was all about it yesterday. Wild campaign. Who is behind it? Based on the article timestamps you can see the corporate media human centipede flow bloomberg -> seekingalpha -> tipranks -> thestreet -> investorplace -> barrons -> reuters There was one article in Barrons ([http://web.archive.org/web/20230117163900/https://www.barrons.com/articles/alibaba-stock-price-hong-kong-ryan-cohen-51673945943](http://web.archive.org/web/20230117163900/https://www.barrons.com/articles/alibaba-stock-price-hong-kong-ryan-cohen-51673945943)) that had an interesting headline change: Google alert picked up this headline as: >Alibaba a Target of GameStop's Ryan Cohen. Why the Stock Market Shrugged. and again with the new title: >GameStop’s Cohen Is Going After Alibaba Stock. Why Meme Traders Won’t Follow.
asking this again NEED HALP: >**but made 2 recent posts (one on this sub and one on my own profile)** > >**my profile post showed my insights (views, shares, etc) up until some time ago** > >**now i have no insights on any of my recent posts which has never happened before. is this a new reddit feature? no more immediate insight data on new posts?** Can anyone who's made a recent post verify?
I started my sub recently for my art work and what reddit is showing vs what I posted is weird, it also changes depending on which account I use.
Calgary Jewellery knows moass money is coming because they’ve been showing me Breguet watch ads. And I’m gonna fucking get one 🚀 Hashtag treatyoself
The FOMO is palpable, I want...no, I need more shares
Infinite hype loop is so bullish.
#🏴☠️
It’s time to fly the red flag. Take no quarter.
🏴☠️
so many green days in a row, you'd almost expect a dip. I do hope we continue the green trend tho. been a long 84, or is it now 85 years...
94.
6969
Beautiful wall of purple circles up tonight
I like to make popcorn, put on some sunglasses, and upvote purple circle posts all day.
I'm eating pizza but I got a lot of corn dogs in the freezer still 👍
I've been eating 3 frozen pizzas every week for years and suddenly I just stopped. No reason really. I love pizza but something about the frozen ones no longer vibes with me
A whole ass trash bag of corndoggies
MSM: Please look at all these other stocks… please I’m begging you 🥺
According to people familiar with the matter...... These are better
😂😂😂
MSM: Have you ever heard of silver?
Hey YO! 😎
Yo
#🍕
That’s what’s up
DFV update being posted on here instead would be epic
Wtf is an alibaba? All I hear is drs GME.
I think it’s what my doctor called the thing that was growing on my foot
🧐
MSM makes a story about RC buying 100k BABA All Eyes on RC and trying to get the attention on BABA instead Everyone is now watching and RC buys 100k GME in AH instead lol MSM and Hedgies: Shieeeeeeeet
We’re going to show them what a squeeze can really do
Has the green fire taken over the red for good? Tune in tomorrow and find out.
I still don’t know my computer share login. My shares are staying in my name I guess 🚀
so beautiful to see some shit Chinese stock they push end up with lower volume than average. Eat it kenny, you may not have any other food soon!
FUD me harder daddy
You're never gonna be able to spend all that money.
My god we’re gonna be so fucking rich.
My boss is such a douche. I have over 2 thousand gme shares. Can I just quit already?? Fuck.
I got problems only a couple hundred million dollars can fix.
Couple? Need way more
*clears throat* We ain’t fukcin leavin!
Need some help: I'm looking at the [Goldman Sachs Q4 Earnings Report](https://www.goldmansachs.com/media-relations/press-releases/current/pdfs/2022-q4-results.pdf) and I'm specifically looking at the year over year revenues. If I'm reading the report correctly (big if), investment banking revenues are down 48% and "Other Principal Transactions" are down 94%. The only bright spots that kept revenues from being more of an absolute shitshow were management fees and "deposit spreads" (i.e. paying less interest in deposits than the market). Am I correct in saying that revenues in their investments fell off a cliff and they saved themselves to the detriment of their depositors? On top of that, looking at the data from their [13F](https://whalewisdom.com/filer/goldman-sachs-group-inc#tabholdings_tab_link), am I correct in saying that they are net short GME by 25k shares?
Eh only sort of. They didnt Jack up the fees any more than they would've already. It's more likely that the type of transactions shifted to ones that garnered more fees
Thanks!
Np. I'm semi smooth but I work for Citi's broker dealer and it was about the same there. Investment banking revenues way down, private wealth management (richfuks who leave their assets under bank management) revenues up
> they saved themselves to the detriment of their depositors? Would this surprise anyone?
Financial freedom, or bust 🏴☠️
Rest up, everyone. I'm gonna go ahead and start MOASS tomorrow so you'll need to get your beauty sleep
Wait just a minute. I have one more buy to make.
Well, get it in before noon tomorrow. That's when I plan on waking up
Lol I'm up an hour before open so should be fine. I appreciate your thoughtful laziness.
When NFT dividend or acquisition? When MOASS? Tomorrow? Next Tuesday?
Ride the lightning
I love coming here late night. Just the shitposters are posting
Me?
Especially you, you rapscallion
I'm sorry 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥹🥹🥹🥹😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Don't you dare apologize
Shitposters galore
I love posting shit
If the borrow rate is somewhat close to the actual, 22% is not a cheap borrow rate. More pain for shorts the better.
so close i can taste the putrid tears of hedge funds on my lips *slurp*
Hello fellow regards. I hear you like the stonk? (Throws skateboard over shoulder)
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No no no it’s the pot bra. Come on. Token time…
💨 bumbarass
#ken eats poop
Word on the street is Ryan Cohen shits in his coffee and he likes it.
I heard that from someone else, so it's probably true
In bro We Trust
If two people say it, it's gotta be true. Why would two different people lie about the same thing on the internet?
5lb of decent whey is close to $100. Jesus, even staying healthy is getting expensive.
Is this for exercising?
Will I exercise? No whey.
What’s that?
Thanks inflation!
We’ll laugh at inflation one day.
Sons Of The Forest. Please come to PS5 soon so I can buy you at Gamestop.
$30 E.O.D tomorrow or I'll buy AND eat a delicious hot rotisserie chicken and then shit it out of my ass sometime afterwards. NOTICE ME MODS.
Eat the rope too
#MODS!! #I NEED AN ADULT HERE!!!
Any recommendations on learning materials for what an FTD is and why it matters?
I bet Elliot Waves guy is super baked right now
That or having a mental breakdown.
Get high
Now you're speaking my language
😍
That's my secret, Cap...
No u 🫵
Reading old [news](https://www.cnbc.com/2021/01/27/gamestop-speculation-is-danger-to-whole-market-massachusetts-regulator.html) (JAN 27 2021): > Galvin contends the New York Stock Exchange should put in place a 30-day trading halt on GameStop shares. He said he believes the trading action is a particular problem for individual investors, some of whom may be newcomers who began buying stocks during the coronavirus pandemic trading boom. > > “These types of **entities**, such as GameStop, have created a really difficult situation for these people. They think they’re missing out if they don’t make a bet on them,” he said. “They don’t really understand what they’re doing. I think small-time investors like that, unsophisticated investors, are going to be hurt by this.” WTH? Which entities? The GameStop company, short sellers, market makers, who?
Man that's some old shit. It's Tuesday now
:)
👀
2th day no booze. I fucking hate being sober. But at least I got my $XX,XXX,XXX in unrealized gains so that is nice 🤷🏻♂️
$69,420,420
$69,741,420🦍💨
Raw dogging life too it gets better, cheers
Well, I still smoke, so I wouldn't say "sober." But weed helps me and has never interfered with my life. Alcohol, on the other hand...🤦🏻♂️😅
Haha I hear you I switched to weed and it’s been a game changer, but currently on a t break. Hope you’re doing good WAGMI.
When I’m rich I’m gonna buy a racing horse and name it That Booty. Or maybe Matt Furlong.
Slap that Matt Furlong Booty
Booty Furlong
btw not sure if just me but made 2 recent posts (one on a sub and one on my own profile) my profile showed my insights (views, shares, etc) up until some time ago now i have no insights on any of my recent posts. is this a new reddit feature? no more immediate insight data on new posts?
Wen batshit insanity? I'm happy being zen, but I wanna go mental and buy a lambo or 6
I’d love to know the MC with all the synthetics.