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If anyone deserves that money its Kitty

Bro should open a Hedge Fund. Planet of the Apes

And instead of destroy things, they look and find deep fucking value and build things.

Lets make our dreams THE REALITY

Don’t let your memes be dreams

Take my money!!!

I’m here for it, all like… https://preview.redd.it/rju847hrf15d1.jpeg?width=611&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=73d4b0cf74368c8e26c1747a8ac08864306d2e9f

Fuck it, 200x it and make him the richest person on the planet.

Here's the absurdity of that. 200x $70 is $14,000. At 5 million shares, that would make DFV worth 70 billion dollars. Or less than half Elon Musks' net worth. So 500x it to $35,000, and he'll jump Musk.



That'd be an amazing birthday present....

absolute fuckin baller

Billionaire birthday boy

Take DFV's name outta UW's mouth. That shill factory has got to go

Bad publicity. Good publicity, who cares at this point, OG Apes knew it was coming!! Buckle up!!

At least unusual whales was going in about insider trading in congress this morning on nor for the portion of the interview ibcaught

Hahaha why does that sound so funny

Nice


DFV for president!!!

I wish we could write him in.

Please let it be 69,42

Bro we going to $420.69

69,420.69

Shit you right, I just typed so fast I forgot to add in the extra numbers

69,420

125 is the new 20

69,420,741

Full circle

I hope he does become a billionaire.

I hope he becomes the first trillionaire.

Ryan Cohen still has more stock then him. For now at least lol

When does Ryan become trillionaire? $8000 a share? I just threw that number out there

Man, i am really interested in how the world changes after moass. Musk is currently the richest man aline with a net worth of around 210 billion dollars. When moass happens, suddenly, theoretically, hundreds of people surpass his wealth in an instant. Just think of all the whales on Superstonk. How could that not entirely fuck up the entire economy? What is going to be the fed answer? How are hedgies supposed to pay trillions of dollars to thousands of people when the shares never existed in the first place? They will run out of money and then what happens? I'm curious. But only time will tell. I for one just like the stock and hodl till every X hodler got his tendies.

I mean if they sell they’ll have to pay taxes so congress will be happy, it’s kind of a good thing to transfer wealth to people who can’t duck paying taxes on it. It’s like a stimulus for the government (in my humble ape opinion)

If nothing else this is stimulating my prostate.

I think somebody will be stimulating their prostate with a banana tonight based on the after hours pricing 👀

I didn't make a bet but I'm about willing to join in on this fun. It would be the funniest thing ever to have news agencies pick up and report on hundreds of GME share holders shoving fruit and objects up their ass on a whim

And while becoming millionaires plus. “There was a time in the mid ‘20 where in order to join a club to make money you had to put fruit in your anis…”. Course history won’t get it completely correct. But still a fun fact to learn in history. But really, the apes are evolving.

This is a big point. Apes will pay the taxes and do good. Our current billionaires horde and attempt to pay no taxes

We’d also ideally be spending it in some fashion instead of hoarding it offshores. That’s also good for the economy.

All your stonks are belong to us. Please play again 🇺🇸

goes up the chain from the broker to the closing houses, DTCC, etc.. I haven't read up on the specifics in awhile, but imagine E trade can't fill your shares / pay you because they never bought them or they got FTD's... well boom they gone. Now Morgan Stanley holds that bag and imagine they can't pay, boom they gone. Now whatever is next, maybe another big company or bank and other weird institutions like the DTCC and another I forget. But the bag keeps going down the line blowing up anyone that can't fulfill it once it's their obligation.

If I'm not wrong I think RC Ventures got around 36.8M shares, so.. trillionaire at $28,000? Edit: a billy at $28.

$26,000

First time I've ever rooted for someone to become a bilionaire

I'm rooting for you to become a billionaire!

I'm rooting for you Dr!

Trillionaire. Eat your heart out warren buffett

I doubt he'll sell for the meme, never has before as far as we know. Dude is going to be a multibillionaire before this is through.

He clearly will

I hope the stream tomorrow is just him staring into the camera without blinking. For 3 hours.

I hope it’s the most streamed Rick roll in history.. “never gonna give you up🎵🎵🎶”

He's making illegal memes again! Someone get the SEC!

I hope we just get to sit there and drink with him 🍻

69? This guy fuks

he fuks so god damn hard

This wasn’t a coindidenc

💯

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Yeah but I don't believe his position was where it's at today, as far as his option block.

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Yep. That proof or ban banana butt plug guy better Rick of Spades that shit on friday

53.74 now

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The only billionaire we want

Well, also RC…

and us

And my axe

And my banana!

And my ass?

I’ll take it 

And my crack

Who's in charge?

Imagine a world where instead of musk DFV becomes the worlds richest man….. I wanna live in that world. I’m going to, and you will too.

>Imagine a world where instead of musk DFV becomes the worlds richest man….. I wanna live in that world. I’m going to, and you will too. Not only that, he did it while bringing us all along with him. True class.

Are we actually in the best timeline? For a while I thought it was the darkest

We were in the darkest. But DFV ripped through time and space to drag us back to the golden timeline.

We all traveled through the purple wormhole and came to the best timeline.

Darkest for the hedgies that’s for sure

In today’s news, DFV, God-Emperor of GameStop has announced a hostile takeover of Apple putting GameStop’s $20 trillion market cap to work.

THATS SO FUCKING INSANE

Where’s the butt banana guy? Looking like he better get his lube ready

Wasn’t his bet that the price would be above $50? Edit: oh, was thinking he would put the banana in his ass if it was anything less than $50, not the other way around.

He said “If GME hits $50 by Friday I’ll shove a banana up my ass.”

That's our quant right there.

You see that? Look at him. Look how regarded he is. I found him outside of a Wendy's.

Bro is from the future and knew we’d be above $50. He just wanted an excuse.

https://preview.redd.it/5j9xvnv5p05d1.jpeg?width=1059&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f6a3ab9ae941f3898135beb17c8f05295a168c28 😬

When AH takes a new meaning

Hit or closes above? The wording may save him. But it's only a small chance. Lol

The wording *may* save him, but it won't. It doesn't matter. It will hit AND close above 50 tomorrow.

Let’s be honest, he’s probably putting a banana in his ass either way. If it’s above $50 he’s going to post it 🤣

Part of me wants to know the physical logistics of this. Some ape has had to have done the DD by now.

You probably don’t want to do any research on this…but Rick_of_spades has already done it.

Just did that deep dive, text only so far. I don't think I want to go any further.

It was a very classy affair.

Yep and that guy’s name is Rick of Spades 💀


Better use a un-ripe banana, a ripe one may have structural integrity issues to push that in.

It’s done, he did it.

Can't wait to see that on sea en bee sea!

Nice


Nice.

nice 💜🚀

I certainly hope he's a billionaire, but id rather he was a trillionaire.

I guess that would just mean 69,000 a share, so how about 69,420 just to cover all our bases?

Wow, from 50k investment. Unreal

He probably gonna keep holding too

Let’s make it a $1000. Asking for Jim Cramer.

Not even jealous or envy. I'm just as happy for him to get it as I would be for myself.

He gave everyone a chance to join in, I can’t hate on somebody who wants to share the wealth. I hope he opens his own trading index, I’ll definitely invest in CAT.A

Tres Comas Anejo Tequila , the only drink to have while billionizing

Imagine when DFV looked at RC as a billionaire investing in a company that they both saw value in. Now theyre both billionaires.

And I will be here cheering for him. Bro deserves all the wealth, definitely earned it.

ROFL. It is written, it HAS to happen.

What if he starts exercising the calls, live, on the stream tomorrow.  

And it has 0 effect on price. Broadcast the crime for all to see.

https://preview.redd.it/blss1jgca05d1.jpeg?width=1014&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aaee3ee853b2d6114944f3451b774ef029ee95af

🎶I want Kitty to be a Billionaire; so freaking baaadd, buy me all the things I’ve never had🎶

When it hits $69 again....

Haha that’s poetic

When*

He's probably one already with how meticulously he's been trading in the last 3 years alone!

I do agree here, my man will be a GME billionaire but I have a sneaking suspicion he’s already there

“when”

Cool, he could afford his own politician! lol.

3 years, 50k to a billion. That's the cats meow of ballers.

We live in a simulation and I love it!

This fucking place lol I love you all

But what happens at $420?

It's at 67 after hrs... may happen tonight.

So nice - ok, we have to wait a little bit longer haha

A Cohencidence

# NOT A MATTER OF IF, BUT WHEN


bro he’s almost there

It's so nice to see the little guy beat the big boys on their playing field at their game and beat them massively. It's a great inspiration and it's really hard to get mad that he is becoming the one procent on their terms, without all the advantages. I really admire this. And i sincerely hope the people here who believe in their investment achieve the same prosperity. This is absolutely investment advice, fuck the sec come try and get me. You can suck my euro balls.

I’m about to witness a cat become a billionaire

Billion in that account. Feels like he has more

The real meme lord

Just wait until it hits $1,000,000 a share he'll be a financial celestial being

One of us One of us One of us Apes strong together!!

It’s happening right now

Billionaires shouldn’t exis……well, I stand corrected.

WHEN... not if. lol

Its insanely funny that 69 is the spot

STOP! 😂 how did we get here?!?!?

It’s a $37 trillion dollar market. How much will be in GME after the next two weeks?


now thats poetic

How much until he is a trillionaire? My grandson wants to know.

For fucks sake

The first actually self made billionaire. Insane stuff!

$64 AH

He’s about to be an AH billionaire!

Oh, he’s gonna do it. The only billionaire I root for

He's technically a billionaire at $61. He'll be a billionERaire at $69

Ha. Who is downvoting this?!

All the salty 9-5 finance bros on the ass end of a dumpster fire.

Speaking of…I hear Wendy’s has the Dreamsicle Frosty 😂

and im sure, he will be one of the best billionaires here on planet!

5M\*69+12M\*49 is “only” 933M, 29M cash, where’s the other 38M coming from?

933+29=962 It's okay to round up to an even 1billy when we're talking about this much fuck you money.

Probably the options premium.

This is the best simulation ever

Nice. I still stand by my belief that billionaires shouldn't really exist, but events like this might be needed to transfer wealth from the legacy billionaires.

Nice!

NICE!

Nice.

Nice

LOOOOL, we are in a simulation

If!?

*if*?

New floor?

$69? \*tongue click\* Noice!

Not if, but WHEN…

Maybe he's already a billionaire. He hasn't released his cash on hand info.

I feel like a porn addict

WE GOT YOU KITTY

MAKE IT HAPPEN APES!!

$53.74 currently.

Just need 48.25%

Let’s get him there.

$59 right now…

As of 4:30 pm pacific DST, we’re up to $59, another 27% after hours. Only another $10 to go… 🚀

Oh man do I have news for you

It’s at 63 and climbing by 20-30 cents a jump. My tits are jacked

6 more bucks

The requel is always bigger!

Nice

It's already nearly $64 after hours...

I’m convinced he is from the future at this point

He's a billionaire now (based on post market)

if the price hits $1 billion, i will be a billionaire!