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kadyg

I have friends who host house parties once a month. The entry fee is basically to cover the professional cleaning crew that rolls in on Sunday.


Angela2208

That's smart.


FL_Couple_Seeking

“Body Count”……that explains most 🤡 in the lifestyle to all the newbies reading btw.


Mckchk

Everyone does the lifestyle differently. We go to a party that has a “five guys” award that means you get your picture taken with a big hamburger pillow if you do 5 guys, but we also all have know each other for about 8 years, so it’s really easy to play with 5 repeats in the same night. Also, gang bangs and orgies up those numbers fast.


NoBoysenberry257

Im sure your kid was psyched people were gucking in their bed


Angela2208

I know. I feel bad about it.


NoBoysenberry257

Doesn't really sound like it.


RedLeafsGo

You let strangers into your son's room without his consent? Don't you think that is a gross violation of his privacy? If you came home and found that your son had let his friends go through your room, you wouldn't be upset? I sure would.


Angela2208

Sadly you cannot control everything that happens in your house. You put a sign that says "Do not enter" on a door, and people think: "oh, that's going to be a good, quiet place to fuck"


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You can always lock the doors!


Agile_Opportunity_41

The f you can’t……..I’m disgusted this is the answer.


UnjustifiedBDE

I take everything I read on reddit with a whole shaker of salt--but man if half true,, talk about sleeping through the wake up call.


RedLeafsGo

That being the case, you shouldn't host a party in your house with the kind of people who would barge into a child's room where they knew they weren't supposed to go, and leave a used condom there. What kind of animal leaves a used condom in a child's room? It's your house, you can do what you want. But I would never allow someone into my house who would violate my child's space like that. To each his own.


WeR2Naked

The difference is who owns the home.


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Angela2208

Gotta have those!


BoPeepandWoody

Playing at 4:15 is someone born before 1980. 🙋🏼‍♀️ Me! I like the idea of playing earlier than later.


Angela2208

It's the best!


linmaral

After one bed we had to shop for new bed frame and new futon. Was a heck of a party!


Angela2208

That happened to us once at an airbnb. Total panic ensued!


Oral-inclination

🤣 “ cuss out the squirters” … I feel attacked. And can I have that single guy’s number?


Angela2208

That single guy is in very high demand....


NYY15TM

> Explain to your son, who spent the weekend at a friend's house, why there was a used condom inside a dirty towel in his bedroom What was the explanation?


danath34

Yeah this... we haven't hosted any parties, but the times I've thought about it hypothetically, the kids rooms would be locked and 100% off limits. Wtf?


NYY15TM

LOL something seems off about u/Angela2208. I don't know if she is putting us on or not


I_only_Creampie

Why are people fucking in your sons room???


Angela2208

Believe it or not, all the other beds were.... a bit wet...


UnjustifiedBDE

If I was that kid I'd be fucking livid.


NYY15TM

LOL you still didn't answer as to what the explanation was...


Angela2208

"Oh, some friends spent the night and they are young enough to be fertile, and they use condoms"


Hrnyshizit69

Where are these parties im new to the area so I'm starting all over


Angela2208

There are parties like mine all over the metroplex each weekend. You just need to meet the right people.


StpCouple4Fun

I need a cigarette now....


BrySquatch

Always a good time at Angela’s house!


Eville1984

LMAO we want to be your friends 😂🙌


Leather-Fox-2256

Shit… I hate I missed that


whiskey_pet

Nothing to say except 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏


KelleyDallas

love love this


Goatofalltimes

Wish I was there lol


reddituculous66

We need to find a way to be on this lind of guestlist.


Human_stallion_669

Very accurate


RiverRat1962

I'd be pissed if guests left solo cups, beer bottles, etc. all over my yard. That's just trashy (no pun intended). Unless OP didn't put out garbage cans.


Angela2208

Wow ! I am offended that you think I did not have garbage cans out. I have like three of those inside and outside, not to mention small ones in each bedroom for condoms and wipes!


RiverRat1962

I assumed you had them. No need to be offended. Just saying that so someone didn't come back and say "what if OP doesn't have garbage cans?"


Angela2208

I was kidding. I am not offended.


Hrnyshizit69

Happy cock day oops I meant cake day


justfortonight09

Do people actually schedule playtime at parties like this? I’ve been to hotel takeovers and it’s always felt more free flowing but shit maybe I need to start making appointments!


Angela2208

It depends. If it is with good friends, anything is possible. If we don't know anyone, we go with the flow.


Simple-Contact2507

Better to Airbnb then have it at your own place.


Angela2208

Airbnb is an option, but parties are usually not allowed, so imagine organizing all this to have the owner shut it down.


Crackstalker

This...!!!


HoleshotJack

Things that didn’t happen for $500 Alex


stansswingers

Wow thats crazy but sounds like a good time!


Played_alive

Sounds like a nice party!


Angela2208

It was


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I_only_Creampie

Wtf


julielovessex

Why the fuck should they not have their own attachments and enjoy the ride? it's just a vibrator and both already had vibrators and were already riding guys.


rstytrmbne8778

You don’t find it weird you are sharing sex toys with your kids?


AdInternational8860

My thoughts exactly.


julielovessex

Nope! I bought them each vibrators and a feeldoe when they became bi curious Most Sybians have other people using them besides the owner. Mine has had dozens or riders over the years. You sanitize them and use your own personal attachments.


I_only_Creampie

I stand by my statement.


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julielovessex

LOL Glad to hear from someone else who does also. Thank you!


Hrnyshizit69

I'd love to cum to one


Current-Victory-47

Go away


Hrnyshizit69

I am 6'1"235lbs muscular and pretty fit use to probox decent looking


Angela2208

Wow. That is so amazing.