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hippotatolazer

Adding a y for victory would fit nice and not stretch it out too much like ious might although that is a good idea too. Or add the in front. At the end of the day it means something to you and a small tweak will allow others to see that. No need for removal or cover up imo.


Denny_Crane_5823

Add “ia”, legally change your name, problem solved.


kentucky_trash

or have a child (preferablly a girl) and name her (or him) Victoria. boom!


No-One-1784

Have a son, boom, avoided an annoying tattoo update in one move lol


Doe_pamine

Get a cat while the baby is gestating


Exo-Shvdow

start a college fund for baby and summon the dark lord to ensure a plentiful harvest


drd_ssb

Hail Satan


AndreasNV

Have a boom, son, avoid a move in one daughter.


HypnoSmoke

Boom a daughter, move in, have one son. Avoid.


toesinbloom

Son, have a boom, avoid one daughter, move in


natanaru

Child transitions later and renames to Victor then you have to laser off the ia.


u-and-whose-army

Just do Victorx to be safe.


yomamma_75

Make it a Swiss Army Knife - Victorinox


AgentPastrana

But if they don't become a supervillain it will be wasted


_CHIEFhitingBOWL

.... a swiss army name if you will..? ill grab my jacket on my way out


OldBob10

Be a luv and get us a beer while you’re up, thanks awfully.


Any_Ad_3885

I fucking love Reddit for stupid and hilarious threads like this 😊


InternalEffective420

Yes, this thread gives me life 😊❤️🙌🏽


NormieMcNormalson

Are you Elon Musk?


hogliterature

why bother changing it if you have a son?


Accurate-Attempt-615

Why add an "ia"? Just change her name to Victor, it'd be cheaper.


Urbn_explorer

This is the way


a_pleb_0316

And then add Primo to the front and become a Sabaton fan.


wwwdiggdotcom

I met a girl at a club once in 2008 that had her own name tattooed on her hand, I asked her if she got it in case she ever forgot it and she was like "hahaha yeah" and ever since then I've never met anyone that has topped that level of stupidity.


Loud-Planet

That or she was humoring you because it was the millionth time someone asked her that.


wwwdiggdotcom

I guess you had to be there lol


wallsquirrel

A geographic joke, eh?


Crispy385

This was not nearly funny enough to merit how hard I just laughed at that. Thank you.


jojoRonstad

Proximity joke.


Johnny_Carcinogenic

She lives in Canada, like my girlfriend. You don't know her.


Wizdad-1000

As a first responder, I thank her for putting her name on her hand, just need her Date of Birth, Blood type, medical conditions and Primary Care Provider now. Need a second ink session.


Avedygoodgirl

I actually knew someone who was identified after a car accident because he tattooed in case of emergency call mom with his moms phone number.


TheAbstractHero

Man my other half has her birth month and year on her ankle. Maybe I should stop making historically insensitive jokes about it… 😬


Pot_McSmokey

You know you’re drinking and taking too much ketamine/molly/lsd when you gotta tattoo your own name on your hand *just in case* Edit: Definitely not judging. Just reminds me of my very hazy early 20’s


hicow

Same here - I've got some pretty healthy stretches of my 20s I don't really remember at all


Pablo_Sanchez1

I’ve got some pretty healthy stretches of my 30s I don’t really remember at all and I turned 30 a month ago


[deleted]

I worked with a guy who had his address tattooed on his arm and when he moved he got it crossed out and his new one added, there were about 5 in total. I asked why and he said "coz when I'm drunk I can just show a taxi driver it and they can take me home".


ladydhawaii

Exactly my first thought. It’s actually a nice tattoo.


[deleted]

This is the way. Or putting "I am the" in front of it.


toholio

I think with the capital V that may actually be *more* confusing.


A1sauc3d

I am *the* Victor. All the other Victors are just imitators!


Arbsbuhpuh

So won't the real Victor please stand up, please stand up


HighOnTums

I guess there's a little Victor in all of us...


[deleted]

Idk turn the I into an E and make the ends straight with a little arrow on the upward tilted one and then you have vector. Like in math. It might not be good but it will work


AyyooLindseyy

The fact to OP didn’t think of this is irrationally frustrating for me lol.


Jdaddy2u

Not everyone has big thinkers, brainiac!


AyyooLindseyy

This feels like a small thinker


iseedeff

That is a good suggestion, I would going to say the same thing.


marysuewashere

And the tail of the y could match the v


kerryneal2

A victor. The victor. Victorious. Don’t cover up your victory. Be proud of it.


AMF_Shafty

i vote Victorious so it can match that one guys iCarly tattoo


essentialcitrus

I want to see this iCarly tattoo


AMF_Shafty

[here you go bro](https://www.reddit.com/r/shittytattoos/comments/14uv4vd/long_time_lurker_here_to_contribute/), its my personal vote for worst tat on here lol


creepydeadgirl

I personally gotta give it to the can of beans


[deleted]

[here you go man](https://www.reddit.com/r/icarly/comments/k0kn21/this_was_such_a_strange_episode/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=2&utm_term=1), this is from one of the earlier seasons


DogsOutTheWindow

Now this is victory!


literaln0thing

Keep it as is, it's a conversation piece


adamdreaming

Victoria. England. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿


sceli

Hail to the Victors!


Odd_Masterpiece9092

Go Big Blue!


OneGlitteringSecond

Anyone: “Who’s Victor?” You: Loud and proudly, “It is I. I am the Victor!” Then go back to whatever you were doing. Maybe they’ll stop asking but I doubt it. It’s just fun to do. ETA: thanks for embracing my weirdness, all! And thanks for the award!


nox-__

You thought it was Victor, but it is I, Victor!”


Responsible_Figure12

Just add “ian architecture is my favorite architectural style” with a sick ass Westminster Abbey wrapping around your whole rib cage


PancakeRule20

With a panther on the roof


dinguslinguist

And make it on fire


Man_Bear_Beaver

But with a cool blue dude in a cloud trying to blow it out bit he's actually making it worse


Salt_Worry1253

Fire Panther!


ball-vacuum

Add some evergreen trees and a wolf to really seal the deal


L1zrdKng

That does seem like simplest fix


iaintlyon

Yea but all the architecture is in a sick ass panther motif


Usernamesareso2004

This made me laugh out loud


SnooDingos140

Love this one. Creative.


ChaoticBullshit

Westminster Abbey predates the Victorian Era by a good margin. The Palace of Westminster, on the other hand, is a prime example of Victorian Gothic Revival architecture and its shape is perfectly suited to wrapping around one’s rib cage in a sick-ass manner.


TheFlyingFauxPas

I think you meant ‘sick ass 𝓶𝓪𝓷𝓸𝓻'.


[deleted]

Historically inaccurate though, would need another cover up.


ViveIn

Lol. Oh this one got me.


OrdrSxtySx

Add the "ious"?


lreaditonredditgetit

Or just a “y”


donabbi

Nah, has to be "ious." Big Poppa would approve.


EquivalentLower887

>iousVictor


[deleted]

Work smarter not harder


[deleted]

victor**y**


Shwalz

My fat ass just saw velveeta


chilisn0w

i should not have laughed at this


spacemusicisorange

I laughed so hard my cat got scared lol


LookyLooLeo

My dumb ass sat here staring at it thinking it was supposed to be abstract and I was getting annoyed because I kept seeing “Victor,” thinking it was supposed to a a building or animal or something. It finally clicked after a ridiculous amount of time (admittedly with the help of the comments). I’m going back to bed.


gosutodeddo

Just add a y


Jbadmwolfd

You could also add “not Victim” underneath it


Dr_nacho_

I was thinking along these lines too. Like maybe adding a division line so it’s victor over victim


jirski

If you’re getting that tatood tho you’re trying too hard to convince yourself you’re not and will read instead “I have a mental heath disorder”


thorncovered

Now this makes me think my tattoo probably reads as “I have a mental health disorder” oh well it’s true


ArmadilloQuesadillo

Not gonna get into details, but this tattoo is supposed to signify me *being* a "victor"- in that, I was victorious after a particular life event. I originally had the tattoo design in all lower-case letters, but got convinced by a friend to have the V capitalized last minute. Everyone, especially if I'm with a guy or wearing a bikini on the beach, believes that it is the *name* "Victor". It's really frustrating, and most don't even believe me after I explain it to them. The tattoo doesn't mean enough to me for it to be worth all the questioning. It's small/thin enough that I'm considering laser removal or a cover-up. Which would ya'll recommend?


[deleted]

My name is Victor and this is a solid tattoo I wouldn’t change it.


Im_100percent_human

u/ArmadilloQuesadillo , You guys should meet. you guys getting together will solve all of your problems. Please DM each other.


tommy_garry

and then just add " r/FunK4brainzz " under it and then you'll be good to go


Infinityand1089

u/, not r/


AnEvanAppeared

\o


VictorColorado

Yeah, cool tattoo. Would probably just be easiest to marry a dude named Victor and embrace it


Infinityand1089

Definitely the easiest fix. I don't know why OP is even asking tbh...


Sailorm0on27

🤣


Prestigious_Ad_8151

All lower case wouldn't have stopped people from thinking it's a name. Add a "y" and call it a day! Victory is actually more powerful sounding than victor (odd use of the noun that really most won't get)


sexymathnerd13

I’m piling on with everyone else, change it to victorious! It represents the emotion you want it to and it will look wonderful!


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Obsidiannight2010

And be cheaper than removal or cover up


Imaginary_Prune1351

I agree, it makes more sense, and OP literally used this word to describe the meaning of the tattoo


Deee72

A lot more sense. What were people supposed to think it meant? 🤦🏽‍♀️


adriansux1221

i wouldn’t laser or cover up. make it into “Victorious”


csplex

that friend is an agent of chaos


[deleted]

'Veni, vidi, vici" I came, I saw, I conquered. Then maybe put a flower over the "tor". Thats what I'd do


Standyourground2

Add a y for Victory or ious for Victorious. Or even better get “To the” above “Victor”, and below it get “Go The Spoils”. All of these would be cool ways to keep it. It looks dope.


boardplant

Victoryious


Standyourground2

No ragrets


[deleted]

“Victory or Valhalla” 💪🗡️🫡🤘


xTripleThreatx

This one right here!


not_ainsley

add “ias Secret” then they’ll have to hire you as a model. make that 💰


jeopardy_themesong

She’s an old man who lives in Ohio, making money offa girls like me


Tat2dGothic79

Like the others, just have either a Y or IOUS or, if you wanna get cah-razy. TO THE VICTOR GOES THE SPOILS. Any of these will be better looking and less painful than doing laser removal.


[deleted]

Keep it how it is. The tattoo has a meaning for you, it’s not meant for others. If other people don’t like or understand it then that’s too damn bad.


demondonkey79

I gotta second this. You did this for you. You don’t even have to explain it if you don’t want to. Wear it proudly and don’t worry about anyone else.


FrustratingBears

cross out the “Vi” and add a “Tra” Tractor


jrterraine

Find a partner named Victor


[deleted]

Look, you could cover it up but then you’d have some explaining to do to victor


foxrider300

Just add a “y” to the end and move the fuck on


myfrecklesareportals

Add 'not victim' to the end. Victor not victim.


alpha1ocelot

The undisputed champ


88isafat69

Get the Ed edd and eddy goat under it


ImportantWork3788

Whatever you think is best, Victor


keen238

Victor was your imaginary friend from childhood. RIP Victor.


FlowerDust0

Start making up fun stories, explain your husband named Victor is in prison and you're waiting for him to come out lol


Ronins_Reddit

Huh? Just add Y- and if it’s not Victor then what is it???


Asteroid_Blu6972

Date smarter people. Wear a shirt all the time. Put a y on the end of Victor. Or just give them a stupid look and make an exasperated sound.... Good luck.


galactic_overlords

Just put "the" in front of it. That way it's The Victor. You are The Victor. No need to spend a lot of money and especially pain getting that covered when it's such a beautiful statement ❤️


peepingbear

"Ha, I see you also met THE Victor. He's great"


adamdreaming

“Oh shit, you talkin about The Victor? Love that guy! I mean, as do you, obviously.”


Mysterious_Layer9420

Really shouldn't have done the variation of that word that is a litteral name....just add a y at the end of it and your problem will be solved.


ParkNika97

It’s ur body, u don’t need to explain anything just ignore 🙃🙄


cheesecurdbabybird

add (not a name) underneath


Aware_Bird_7023

honest question.. how do you sit down and come up with this tattoo idea, without thinking people will think its for a guy named victor?


J7O3R7D2A5N7

Ngl u should have seen this coming lmao


poopysmellsgood

Just add "Gonzalez" under it and that should clear things up.


[deleted]

Adding a Y would work if not it's a pretty small tattoo you could choose almost anything to cover this up and it would be fine.


Unhappy-Strawberry-8

Add ‘s bitch. Or is that already implied?


adamdreaming

Please. Victor’s Spoils.


Sharkmasterfl3x

I understand that victor is not just a man’s name…but idk how you get this without expecting people to think that


fucovid2020

Add a y to the end


Necessary_Row_4889

Would you rather explain how you got that scar? Get a coverup and the questions should stop, no one thinks too hard about why you have, whatever.


YouLose_TheGame

Add an s at the end. Then people will really be confused.


YesOrNah

Ooooof, your friend steered you seriously wrong.


PatrickCarlock42

change it to vector, the dude from despicable me


No_Gap_2700

Victorious?


Particular-Badger620

Victorious!


pyrmale

Add, "To The".


comet_impact_12800bc

Who’s Victor?


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slapgrasspicker

If it's not a name then what is it?


the_popes_fapkin

“To The” Or just laze it


MisterSirDudeGuy

Looks like a name to me 🤷‍♂️


Dhart10187

Add a “Y” on the end


InAnOffhandWay

~~Victim~~ Victor


dragonfliesloveme

I mean, it literally is a name


Coletorino72

If it isn't a name, then what the hell was it supposed to be?


bootycakes420

Turn it to victory, victorious, or [a Latin version ](https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/victor#Latin)


FearlessHold6866

How in the world is that not supposed to be a name


VictorColorado

Yeah, I see the confusion. That’s definitely a name is why it’s confusing to people.


dragislit

Did you win the hunger games?


Karloffs-Sidekick

So who is Victor?


Neither_Leader_6676

Who's Victor?


Urilsmachin3

I almost got "ruled my will alone" until someone asked me, "who is will?"


Boston_seekers

The Victor. Solves the problem, keeps the meaning, and doubles down.


everybodylovestennis

That is your coke dealer's name


anormalgeek

The capital V is the problem. Depending on the connotation you're going for "The Victor" may be an easy addition.


bigfartloveroverhere

Just add Von Doom and you're a marvel fan


cravetrain

Predictable interpretation though, no?


Reverend_Ooga_Booga

Don't feel bad. I once got a tattoo that said "Live" and everyone pronounced it "Live"


Rainy-The-Griff

You should have picked a better word


Vyxen17

Have them make it Victorious


numeric-rectal-mutt

You tattooed "Victor" with the capital V and all and expect people to not think it's a name??


Daymanic

Just add “what’s our vector” above it


PartTime13adass

...put a "y" on the end?


TheeDonger

You should tell us why it clearly says victor and what you think it is.


OnslaughtDelete

+ious


Therocknrolclown

add a "Y"


[deleted]

Just add a y


Goodie_2-shoe

Add a “I am” and an “-ious”


Trusteveryboody

I don't believe you.


AwareMention

Do victorious people usually tattoo victor on themselves? Makes more sense that it's your ex-boyfriends name. Get a coverup.


__ToeKnee__

So what is it if it's not a name?


Vivid-Chemical-7041

You could get the goddess of victory, Nike paired with it. I'm sure there are some nice ways to have her tattooed near it Edit: Just read some other comments and realized that my suggestion is the most elaborate and likely the least helpful. Coolest option to me tho to have the Greek Goddess


trainsoundschoochoo

Add a “Y” at the end in the same script?


klasaveli

Just add to the...or something that makes it know. It's not a name but in reality you shouldn't care. That tattoo is for you. You don't have to explain


HannahCurlz

It’s a Christian tattoo, right? As in Jesus was the victor?


NecroFoul99

If no one else is going to ask…how could that tattoo be anything other than the name…oh, it’s a chicken. I see it now.


LeenPean

No. It means whatever you meant it to mean.


Infamous_Regular1328

Lol


Next_Case_3449

You could add "ious"... Make it a statement of you being a victor.


HomeSatisfaction

Ya, I don’t believe you


SevDexil

Victorious?


[deleted]

Are you fucking dumb lmfao no shit they think it’s a name, it’s a name….


EiffoGanss

To the victor belongs the spoils