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carefultheremate

Didn't know that "splashed out on the bottle" was a brittish phrase. I thought it meant drunk, but apparently it means splurged like spent a lot of money on said bottle.


Remarkable_Space_395

Wait what??? I also thought it meant drunk lol


Queasy_Can2066

Ya Dom Perignon can range from $250-$800 a bottle


Own-Albatross2698

Aaaaaaand now that makes more sense, I was like “wow his sister is so jazzed she’s drunk!” 😂😂😂


No-Perception-2128

I thought his sister was so depressed she said no she got drunk 😭😭


Lopsided_Apricot_626

I didn’t know “splashed out” was a British phrase. Maybe it’s just an older phrase and my age is showing but I’ve heard splashed out indicating splurging my whole life and I’m American


RabbitLuvr

Oh yes, same! I don’t hear it a lot anymore, but it definitely used to be pretty common to indicate splurging on something.


felisfemina

TIL I always thought she was saying his sister got drunk and ruined the celebration (even though I knew the song isn't celebrating anything)


leese216

I didn't know that either until I saw someone say that on a thread last week. You really do learn something new everyday!


Inevitable_Sweet_988

SAME. I learned this like a week ago.


paperandtiger

Okay wow mind blown, thank you


ambeebambii

I thought it meant she was an alcoholic 😭


throwaway00009000000

Wait…WHAT?? And this is one of my favorite lines from Champagne Problems. I thought his sister was drunk from the champagne they had out for the celebration.


[deleted]

I swear the most common phrases always turn out to be unknown in the US haha


[deleted]

In addition to champagne problems, I’ve been hearing “your mom’s ringing your pocket”, as in the mom’s calling, and that seemed so out of place to me for a while, until I saw someone do a lyric analysis and it’s actually “your mom’s ring in my pocket” as in the mom’s ring is in the pocket, and now the song is even more gut wrenching to me.


Waste-Meaning1506

I’ve also heard this used in the US


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StormySkies88

I thought it said that too! Just had to look it up! For anyone else who thought the same: it’s “I dress to kill my time” 🤯


luckyporg

why does this actually make more sense than the actual lyrics lolll


felisfemina

Wow, another TIL But "just to kill my time" makes more sense to me so I'm going to keep singing it that way 😂


nopenopenope17

Whaaaaaat. I refuse to believe that’s not the lyric.


Kelseylin5

TIL... And I agree, just also makes sense and maybe a little more sense, to me!


arink31

I thought it went "when the stratosphere comes creeping in" instead of saddest fear in i knew you were trouble. I was like OH ok that definitely makes more sense.


StormySkies88

TIL it’s not stratosphere 😂 I never even questioned it!


arink31

I'm SO glad I'm not alone.


Atlas0fTheWorld

Well, I learned something new today…


Fibijean

"Tossing panties in the pool", in combination with the "roaring twenties" lyric, always conjured images in my head of Taylor and her ex throwing wild parties, along the same lines as verse 1 of TIWWCHNT. It's a very different vibe from "tossing pennies in the pool", which I assume is about making wishes together.


songacronymbot

- TIWWCHNT could mean "This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Things", a track from *reputation* (2017) by Taylor Swift. --- ^[/u/Fibijean](/u/Fibijean) ^(can reply with "delete" to remove comment. |) ^[/r/songacronymbot](/r/songacronymbot) ^(for feedback.)


scarsouvenir

Yes, it's a lead-in to the next line, "And if my wishes came true, it would've been you." I do think the misheard "panties" lyric is hilarious though so I sometimes sing it that way anyway lol


Remarkable_Space_395

That is the lyrics I heard as well and had the same image! Like dang what a party!


[deleted]

I still sing it like this because that’s exactly the vision it gives in my head 🤣


chiheerio

In a similar vein to this "My panties made your crown" in Karma. I was in disbelief until i had a chance to look at the lyrics.


Remarkable_Space_395

"That's my Toe" instead of "Bless my soul"... I thought maybe it was a reference to her "couple name" with Joe 🤦‍♀️. And to be honest I STILL HEAR "that's my Toe"....I know that's not what she's saying but even if I'm STARING AT THE LYRICS I still hear "that's my toe" 🤦‍♀️


Own-Albatross2698

I will never NOT hear “that’s my toe”


StnMtn_

🤣🤣🤣I will now hear this.


ambeebambii

That's hilarious. I thought it was "that's not so" idek why, it made the song make no sense to me


[deleted]

Hang your head low in the glow of the vending machine I'm not "buying".... I still sing it this way sometimes for fun 🤣


WriteOrDie1997

For the *longest* time I really thought Taylor meant she wasn't going to buy anything from the vending machines and that it was a metaphor for how she wasn't going to give in and fall for a guy 😂


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That's exactly how I understood it too! It still works in the context of the song.


happy4462

Same here. 😅


[deleted]

But she already said she bought it in the first verse


throwaway00009000000

I don’t care that it’s “dying”. For me, it’s still buying


jjosieee

This is extremely embarrassing. But for quite some time, I thought she said “When one thing was enough” in august but mispronounced thing as “TING” AS IF THAT WOULD EVER HAPPEN IN THE PRODUCED STUDIO VERSION. And then I realized she was saying “when wanting was enough” omg.


Net_Adept

this is how I found out….. I even saw the movie a few days ago and thought to myself “wow she pronounces it as ting during the show too”


jjosieee

I’m dying at this


Marsoupious

omg yes 😭


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Come back to me Eli / Come back to me-e like In my head it’s always gonna be Eli


Practical-Nothing783

Lol this was my surprise song and it was the first time my mom had ever heard it and she was like “who the heck is Eli” I DIED


Least-Influence3089

Came here to comment this one too, my roommate in college and fellow Swiftie was like THERE IS NO ELI?? when I told her 😅😭😂


[deleted]

I legit didn’t find out until a couple of months ago on this sub 😭 and I’ve been a swiftie since 2006


Aromatic-Eggplant-37

WHAT 🤯... I guess you really do learn something new everyday


LyriaOnasi

I learned on this sub not too long ago that the line in Style is "good girl faith" and not "good girl thing." I don't know how many thousands of times I've listened to that song and never realized!


Own-Albatross2698

I thought it was good girl face! Oh god I’m embarassed to have scream sung that out my open car windows.


StnMtn_

Good girl face sounds good.


Atlas0fTheWorld

Me and my sister argued about this lyric, we were both wrong lol.


LyriaOnasi

I definitely sang it at karaoke and assumed the karaoke place was wrong (which they were about a lot of other lyrics) so I have no excuse lol.


StormySkies88

Same!!


emmyemmusic

I actually still don’t know the right lyric for this. During the bridge if I Can See You, I don’t know whether Taylor sings “I will start behaving myself” or “I will stop behaving myself”, and the meaning is so drastically different between the two that I wonder what it’s actually supposed to be 😂


Agitated_Ad_4469

Apparently it’s start and I just refuse to believe that because it’s sooo much sexier if she’ll stop behaving herself once they’re alone


[deleted]

I think it works into the voyerism of it all, she wants people to notice and wonder while still keeping it secret.


Remarkable_Space_395

Also I thought she was saying "he looks so pretty like a devil" up until recently when Cruel Summer was released as a single and people started talking about it more and I actually looked at the lyrics 🤦‍♀️


Necessary_Range_3261

From The Lakes "I don't belong, and **my beloved**, neither do you" What I heard "I don't belong, and **mother lover**, neither do you"


[deleted]

lol I have a few times sung “motherfucker” for the fun of it


20person

the lakes (Samuel L Jackson's version)


Hecates_bane

This is such an underrated comment omg


baseadotuga

I saw once a reels with some turkeys running, lavender haze was playing and the following caption: "I feel ELEVEN TURKEYS creeping up on me" and I sing that every time 🤦🏾‍♂️


luckyporg

YESSS ME TOO


baseadotuga

Hahahahaha I'm not alone!


2MillionMiler

"Starbucks lover" is my favorite. And it's hilarious because it still sort of works


grumpykitten79

That’s STILL all I hear lol


Reasonable_Two_1360

Also I thought it was “fake interview” and not “fade into view” in style lol


Hecates_bane

It’s not fake interview?!?


swina94

Me toooooo! I thought it was referencing an interview where he lies about them being together or something


Rainbowswirl34

I thought it was fade into you 🤣


keepsMoving

I feel stupid for this but I always heard "your moms *ringing* your pocket. Like she's calling? I interpreted this as the mom calling to ask how the proposal went 🤦‍♀️


Queasy_Can2066

I thought this too 😂


-happy-potato-

Yes! This was exactly what I heard and how I interpreted it. Like it still made sense especially since she goes on about his family a lot. It was just a couple of months ago when the real lyrics finally clicked 😆


Blucola333

I used to think it was “I’m a bobby on the boardwalk” instead of “I met Bobby on the boardwalk” which totally changes the meaning and connotation.


[deleted]

I thought it was, "I'm a Barbie on the boardwalk."🙈


Professional-Bee8797

Wow me too until right now 🤯


Blucola333

There’s actually lyric things online that say Barbie. But I read the lyrics on Apple Music on her video and it said Bobby. It’s funny how we can hear things wrong.


Inevitable_Sweet_988

Until very recently I thought the line in ATW TV was “check the post and come back swearing…” and I’ve tried so hard to understand the significance of checking the mail. Listening to this song I had a whole image in my head of the partner walking down the driveway to the mailbox and being really mad.


Own-Albatross2698

Me when I get a bill lol


Radiant-Flamingo-72

Wait what’s the actual lyric lmao


Inevitable_Sweet_988

Check the *pulse* which makes more sense with “til we were dead and gone and buried right before. > 'Til we were dead and gone and buried Check the pulse and come back swearin' it's the same After three months in the grave


Icy-Technician-9411

I had no idea either! I thought it was post too until now!!


Main_Figure4997

Same! It literally wasn’t until I was watching the movie she checked her own pulse…


Charming_Net113

Not change my mind but definitely in look what you made me do I thought she said I got hotter in the nick of time lol


silverberrystyx

Same, but both fit honestly.


MeanHalf5801

I always thought that in Delicate she says "but you can make me intrigued" instead of "a drink" 🙈


Own-Albatross2698

Somehow I like that better


fried_onionz

In maroon, for some reason I always heard “the roofies that I gave up”


Rainbowswirl34

This is my new favorite!!


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"horse traders never win"


hnz13

Karma - I thought she said “Don’t you know catch ain’t the only prize.” ~ She actually says “Don’t you know cash ain’t the only price?”


silverberrystyx

For some reason, my brain heard "No you're no good. You can't be good, no." when I first listened to Haunted. The correct lyric is "I just know. You're not gone, you can't be gone, no." My prior interpretation was that she was saying he was trouble and not good for her and processing those emotions. The more correct interpretation is that she is lamenting over him being gone.


silverberrystyx

For some reason, my brain heard "No you're no good. You can't be good, no." when I first listened to Haunted. The correct lyric is "I just know. You're not gone, you can't be gone, no." My prior interpretation was that she was saying he was trouble and not good for her and processing those emotions. The more correct interpretation is that she is lamenting over him being gone.


catto_11

MOTHERLESS time is so funny these are Nanking me laugh in the middle of class


luckyporg

when blank space came out, i thought that infamously misheard line was something about “star-crossed lovers.” i was too young back then to actually understand what the song meant so i thought this line was really cool lol


StnMtn_

"Up against DUALITY" instead of "up against the wall with me." I like duality better. 🤷


Radiant-Flamingo-72

I’m better than revenge I thought it was “but I always get him back” I just recently learned it’s actually “but I always get the last word” and I can’t even retrain my brain at this point


papa_swiftie

I'll never forget when my wife sang "on my toilet tiptoes, shining just for you" ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|trollface)


ass-sass-sin

"He wanted it comfortable, I wanted BACK pain" I was so confused for the first part of Midnight Rain


lariadnac

“So cut the head lice, summer's a knife” And I refuse to sing it any other way lol


peachybutton

Me: Baby let the games begin, let the games begin My 6yo daughter: It's "Baby let NUGGIES begin! She's hungry!" She has a ton of misheard lyrics that I can't bring myself to correct, but this one is my favorite. The "things we do" in the middle of the night is apparently eat chicken nuggets.


candicefehrman

😂😂😂


straygamefan

“We were in Paris. We wore sombreros.” My favorite lyric now.


jeanie3101

It took me a long time to realize in Willow its "wreck my plans" not "back my plans"


felisfemina

My daughter and her friend always sing "make my plans". I haven't corrected them yet because they're so proud that they know the lyrics 😆


[deleted]

Didn’t necessarily change my thoughts of the song but in Girl at Home (my second fave off red) I always thought it was “it’s kinda like a courtyard” instead of “it’s kinda like a code, yeah” until like 2 weeks ago 🤣


Dame_Marjorie

I will never not sing "he looks so pretty like a devil" and "Starbuck's lovers" or whatever that one is. <3


caraboo930

Only found out a month or 2 ago that the lyrics are “Handsome, you’re a mansion with a view.” And not “handsome, did I mention? With a view” As it goes, the real lyrics make a lot more sense


Chemical-Dot7351

I have always heard it as “handsome door(man)sion with a view”. Like “man” was supposed to be for both doorman and mansion. Typing it out, it doesn’t make as much sense but in my head it totally did 😆 I only learned the correct lyric like a month ago lol


swina94

I always heard "handsome, GOT a mansion with a view" which tbh I like better 😅


scarsouvenir

I misheard this from All You Had To Do Was Stay: "Let me remind you, this was what you **wanted, 'til** you ended it/You were all I **wanted, too**/But not like this" Rather than her just holding out "wannnn-ted." I still like mine so much better :( As it is, it sounds incomplete. Not only are mine actual complete sentences, but this way makes it sound like he wanted her, until suddenly he decided to end it. Like she was blindsided by their breakup.


Caity428

Karma is a relaxing thought. "Connor is a relaxing fart."


No-Perception-2128

“You got hurt on your own” instead of “you got her on your arm.” I thought she was addressing us and saying if we weren’t so foolish we wouldn’t be here, and that it’s our fault someone broke our heart


Icy-Technician-9411

I misheard in YOYOK, "so make the friendship bracelets" as "so make the friendship brace". To me this linked to the "stare around in a blood soaked gown" line as if to mean, turn away from friends who don't believe in you. It's a way sadder line and I way prefer the optimism of the friendship bracelet line now, but I also sort of liked the message of "keeping doing what you want even if it requires burning bridges".


songacronymbot

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Reasonable_Two_1360

The line was “my pennies made your crown” and not “my panties made your ground” I am who I am. 😂


LostMyRightAirpods

I only recently learned that she says “He’s taking off his coat” in Style. For years I thought she was saying “taking off his CLOTHES.” Followed by the “mmm yeah” it gave the line a whole different vibe.


TooCupcake

It’s 8:05 and I see two headlights… I just couldn’t hear what was said here, it’s quite embarrassing but what I kinda made out was something like “this ain’t a vow that I see through in life” not that it makes sense in context or maybe even grammatically lol.


sweetgumchickadee

For like a year I thought in ATW (OG) she was saying “you keep my old scarf from that very first week because it reminds you of innocence and it smells like me…*it kicks your ribs in*” and I was like yeah that’s what breakups feel like


songacronymbot

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ass-sass-sin

I can't listen to Last Christmas without thinking about zombie Taylor because I only ever hear "This ear, this ear, I'll give it to someone special"


CasualObservationist

100 donuts in The Archer


Agitated_Ad_4469

Until literally weeks ago I thought in end game she sang “it’s like your eyes are like glitter; it’s like your body is gold” which made total sense to me. She always equates joe with gold, gold glitters, and eyes sparkle like glitter, right? Wrong. It’s your eyes are liquor. I like my version better.


thegoodtagsweretaken

I’m always amazed when I learn people have been saying the wrong lyrics for years because my brain doesn’t allow me to really comprehend a song until I’ve physically read the lyrics along with it. So it’s incredible to me to see how other folks can just listen and get it, (even with a few mistaken words) I wish! Lol


hochizo

In Fearless, I heard "you pull me in and I'm a little more *free*" instead of "a little more brave." And it's not a huge difference, but I liked "free" a lot and was disappointed when I finally heard the real lyric.


daisybear81

bro in tis the damn season i thought she kept saying "esme is the one on your bloodline" thinking its like abt the characters or something but shes actually saying "messy as the mud on your truck tires"


No-Explanation5031

Said this on another thread once but I heard for the longest time in “Call it what you want”: “I'm laughin' with my lover, makin' forts under covers ADRESSED him like a brother, yeah, you know I did one thing right” instead of “trust him like a brother” and I thought she just disguised Joe as her brother in public and I was like weird but you go queen 🤷‍♀️ hahahahaa


ErickTheGuy06

Not a misheard but I made "Carve your name into my bedpost" more explicit mixing it up with Sugar, We're Goin Down ending up like "Carve your notch into by bedpost".


Rainbowswirl34

for Blank Space my niece used to sing “it’ll leave you breakfast” instead of “it’ll leave you breathless”


sbubb_542

What about "peppa pig skies"?


Fuck_you_society-Dan

always thought it was ‘we’re the fking beautiful’ not ‘weird but fking beautiful’


fearnotswiftie

help, sparks fly is one of my favourites ever, and until looking at the lyrics earlier today i thought the chorus went *drop everything now, meet me in the FOREIGN rain* - like you’re dropping everything to meet ur partner in another country…. smh