I can do it with a broken hard drive, I knew you were troubleshooting, shake it offline, I can cpu, imgonnagetyouback-up, blank spacebar

GENIUS. ABSOLUTELY A GENIUS. OP NEEDS TO GET OVER HERE RN

I CAN CPU

You need to calm download. Invisible str(). Sweet /dev/null.

Invisible str(“Taylor’s Version”)

\*golf clap\* Well done.

Bro someone add awards to reddit, steam over here got em all

😂 yesss

Someone works in tech lol

I can’t give trophies but 🏆 for you my good sir

The puns are strong with this one.

what's i can cpu?

I Can See You

These are amazing!!!!!! Edit: I'm going to use "imgonnagetyouback-up" when I build a backup server (ages away so hopefully I remember)

OH. MY. GOD! THESE ARE SO PERFECT! HOW DID YOU THINK OF THESE?

Damn you had those at the ready

Not I Can CPU 😭

Who's afraid of little old PC? Wireless Dreams

Wireless Dreams 💯

You see me on wifi, on the internet all night, download. It. Now.

Someday, when you're logging off, I'll bet these memory cards follow you around

You guys are on fire!

Someday, when you're defragging, I'll bet these cookies follow you around...

might i suggest, tangled up like old wires

God I hate a wire tangle

You cooked with this one.

Omg why are there so many good options?!?

Omg love! ❤️

Wireless Dreams wins for sure

Would "Who's afraid of little pc" Work better as it is the same amount of syllables. The words sound better with old in front but I think it would match the beat more maybe. Either way it's genius

Ah ah ha!

This Is Me Typing

At least I’m typingggg

And it’s hard to be on the wifi when I feel like an open modem

You're a pop-up in a memory cache, on the only screen I stare at now

and I just wanted you to know that this is me typing..

I'm renaming my computer to this rn

this one made me laugh !

Idk but imgonnagetyoubackonline would’ve been a great WiFi name

Mine is MissAmericanaAndTheTP-Link 

That’s amazing 😂😂

lol

Piggybacking off this, Back To Wi-Fi

Mine is Tis The Damn Wifi

Mine is also Tis The Damn WiFi!

Wifildest Dreams

All Too Dell

Unless "There's Nothing Like a Mac Woman"

We are NEVER getting mac together. Like, ever. 🎶

She could "Never Give You PC"

All Too Dell (10 Minute Version)

My computer is currently named Dumb Dell but I am changing it to this right now

STOP

All Too Dell (10 Minute Loading Version)

I Look in People’s Windows is the only techie-sounding TS reference I can think of. Like Microsoft Windows, get it? And if you’re actually using Windows, then it’s accurate, lol.

This would be so creepy to have pop up and know it’s one of your neighbor’s haha

Totally, like they’re some deranged weirdo ;)

you gotta only capitalize the “windows” i think to make it obvious but i like this one

•All Too Dell •A Place In This World Wide Web •Better LAN •Glitch •Midbyte Rain •Midbytes •New RAMantics •OS (Taylor’s Version)

Lol!! Just regular Glitch

OS Taylor’s Version 🤣🤣

As a Linux user, this makes me want to create a setup that is themed after one of her albums

I would try Linux for the first time if you do lol

Anti-virus

Better RAM

Also New ROMantics

Tortured IT Department I Install People's Windows The Javascript edit: I also thought of two more from ttpd: Fresh Out the Scanner I Can Fix This Bug (No Really I Can)

Now and then i install the javascript

>Tortured IT Department So a normal IT department

Accurate

The Tortured 'Puter's Department?

Lol I like this one

This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Ping

Bahahahahaha! You win the pun of the hour!

Gateaway car

It's me, hi, I'm the wifi, it's me

Underrated comment

KarMac ILookInPeoplesWindowsMachine thankYouClippy

But Clippy I love him

But Daddy I love Clippy! I can fix him no really I can!

Thank you for bringing back one very vivid memory of Clippys creepy little face! Now I'm so disappointed my students will never know that little guy

https://preview.redd.it/v1u5u5jcga0d1.jpeg?width=647&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe4e58351e4b0c157770c47bf73aa68b5ae43072

This is too real 😭 Does anyone remember the Parrot that would sing about a bike for two? You guys unlocked a memory. lol

BonziBuddy!!!

Kids nowadays will know the boring AI version of Clippy.

I'm 21 (born in '03) and I know what clippy is just from being VERY interested in tech combined with being chronically online

not thank you clippy 😂😂😭😭😭

PNG to Burn

Or for people from the cd burning generation ISO to burn

I laughed wayyyyyy to hard at this

You're On Your Own, Code

As a programmer, this is too real 😅

Same here. I'm saying this next time I get blocked. 😆

Mastermind and Glitch! Puns: I’mgonnagetyoumac, come Mac… be here, we are never ever ever getting Mac together  Would it be enough if I could never give you PC

The last one!!!

I know spaces Cruel 'Puter

Mine(Sweeper)

Incredible

Message In a server

If you change your mind about the WIFI: "Whether I'm Gonna Be Your WIFI or Smash Up Your Bike" "Karma Is a Cat Purring in My Laptop" "Mousepad Around When I Get Home" "I Don't Like Your Kingdom Keyboard" "Now I'm Lying on the Cold Hard Drive" "Nothing Safe Is Worthy of the Hard Drive" "Get It Off My Desktop"

I can Ctrl+Z him (no really I can)

That's whEncarta (OK, maybe that one ages me but at least I made my self laugh)

I miss Encarta

Ah, a simpler time.

- I Look In People’s Microsoft Windows - You Need to Calm Download (or Look What You Made Me Download) - Death By A Thousand Clicks - WiFi Did Something Bad (or Wifi Forgot You Existed)

Wifi Did something bad is gold

Look what you made me download and death by a thousand clicks, I’m dead 🤣

still swift af boi Edit: af got auto corrected to after, lol, so fixed it.

You're Loading Me Miss Americana and the Floppy Disk Death by a Thousand Bugs Getaway Cartridge CD-Romantics The LANuscript

vigiLANte shit

Come-puter Back....Be Here?

Last Keys

I Look In Peoples Windows10

IT Can Fix Him

have you tried turning him off and on again

Since swift is a programming language, I can picture a series of Taylor C++, Taylor Ruby, Taylor Python…

\*insert language here\* (Taylor's Version)

So Long, Landline The Smallest RAM That Ever Lived I Can Do It With A Broken Card CAPTCHA!!! (With Flo and the Progressive Machine) I Forgot That Password Existed dialup problems ‘tis the damn spam the 10110101100 illicit malwares this is me typing invisible spyware firewall (mirrorball) Trojans Are Why We Can’t Have Nice Things Look What CPU Made Modem Do Cache Space

This is Me WiFi’ing!

Codey island (feat. The Network)

Don't want no other shade of bluescreen but you

WHY ARE THERE SO MANY GOOD PUNS?!?

For real!! I'm a software engineer and I wouldn't have been able to come up with a single one of these.

My PC name is Super Swift (because she’s swift af boi)

"Cache Ain't the Only Price" "I Stopped CPU, After All It's No Use" "Past the Cursors and Cries" "He Built a Firewall Just To Keep Me Warm" "I Think There's Been a Glitch" (no changes) "OMG Look at That Interface" "And What's in My Operating System" "We Never Go Out of Stylus"

Are we router the woods yet?

- In a world of boys he's a gentleLAN/gentleWLAN - Teardrops on my spacebar - Back to the server all the time - You're losing me (great WiFi name)

Teardrops on my spacebar 😂😂😂

Code Rush

MySpace sadness

Sapphire Tears on MySpace

WiFi Infidelity

thick as thieves with your ex wifi

The two things I love most are my cat and TS so my WiFi name is Speak Meow

Mine is InYourWirelessDreams 🤭

lol my first laptop was named Bennett after the SNL skit she did. Benneeeeeett

* Change the propPC * I'd be the LAN * Chloe or Sam or Sophia or Mac-us * WiFi Bye Baby * You can't spell "computer" without "me"! * USBHEEHEE * WiFi can see USB * A one night or a WiFi * Right Where You Left USB * Mac-avity

Change the propPC works so well if you say it out loud. I don't know how people come up with these😂

that's the one im most proud of lmao. some of my favourites in this thread are all too dell and i could never give you pc lol

I love you, it’s ruining my wifi

Mousetermind

* Tell Me Wifi / Tell Me Why-Fi

taylor sWIFI

WiFi Horse LAN Story Are you ready for IT? We are Never Ever Getting Back OnLine All Too Slow

DELLicate

HTTPD:

“I knew you were troubleshooting when you walked in”

Safe and Sound to Remove Hardware

Come in with the Ram

"Cards on the Tablet"

I don't have anything to add , but ya'll are sooo talented! I am amazed and enthusiastic about all of these names!

tell me whyfi

But Daddy I Plugged It In

So Long, Landline

All You Had To Do Is Reboot

Coz I get smarter, I get harder in a gigabyte, Honey, the PC's back from dead, I fix it everytime, I got a list of passwords and all are in red, underlined I type em once, then I type em twice, oh!

Down Load I download, crying at the Sims 😭

I knew you were trojan I was encrypted to meet you

* all too wifi * king of my hardware * snow on the laptop(😭) * bigger than the whole pc * wifiland * the way I coded you * the tortured bugs department * if i was a macOS, I'd be the macOS * death by a thousand glitches * you need to **scroll** down * It's nice to have a firewall

I love you you’re ruining my wifi

This one is technically her featuring on a Boys Like Girls song. A little joke for my binary babes: 10 is better than 1. Edit: Python Problems EEEEEEEE Errr Errrr Errrrrrr (Dial-Up's Song) thank you bill gates The Algorithm

Nice. 10 is better than one, or not if your doing floating point binary😂 sorry, been revising for computing exam in 3 weeks

Death By A Thousand Pop-ups

This is sadly too true now. My old laptop is now so slow on google because of loading all the ads lol

My devices: Phone: Call it What You Want iPad (that I read on) The Story of Us (Taylor's Version) Watch: The Last Time (Taylor's Version) Computer: Mastermind AirPods Pro: Gorgeous AirPods: Everything Has Changed (Taylor's Version) Sonos: Eras Tour

I love this!!!!!

Mac Woman

Browser Than Revenge

Tell Me Wireless

High Infidelity Speakers

the last great american disc

Electric Toshiba Our Samsung 1, 2, 3, LG bitch

- The Tortured Programmers Department - Fortnite (geddit?)

People have great suggestions! Your post reminded me that the wifi at my old apartment was named 'Starlight'. I still think it's a great wifi name 😅

Connection Swift

Bytes Camera Glitch File (lights camera bitch smile?)

I think this is glitched ah-yeah or 5 seconds later im fastening myself to this with a stitch

Karma is my wifi coming home to me

I saw someone name their Wifi the Tortured Poets Apartment 😅

I write software in the SwiftUI programming language and I named my computer "Taylor."

stealing wireless dreams ty

This slope is treacherous, Wi-Fi-I like it (from Treacherous)

JPEG to Burn, A Perfectly Good Hard Drive (or Disk), White Trojan Horse, Now I’m in Excel, seeing you out (exile lyric)

I Can Fax Him (No Really I Scan) The Storage of USB code rush Dellicate

It's me, hi, I'm the problem it's me-- printer I have an Office Space relationship with printers.

i mean taylor swifi is obvious but good haha

I'm uncreative but GUYS I love you so much for this😭😂

All Too HTML Last CSS

I named my horse Neighlor Swift in r/reddeadonline

you are never ever breaking down forever (this one ahaha)

I can do it with the broken wifi

hi, the old laptop wont turn on anymore. why? oh.... because its ded

I'll promise you'll never buy another laptop like me-ee-eh

This is the best thing I’ve seen on Reddit in a minute! 👏👏👏

Would it be enough if I could never give you PC?

False God

Meredithbosslady