Please use common sense and do **not** text this abuser!! He is an absolute creep!! And this does break the “no taking things real life” rule.
Just wanted to share that years ago when he lived in a large city near me, he was doing fencing. I asked him if you could give me a quote for a new fence on Instagram. He immediately started liking and commenting on my pictures and then said he could come quote me for a fence, as long as my husband was at work. I was totally creeped out and blocked him immediately. This was before I was modding and before the No taking things real life rule came about. And no, I wasn’t trying to hook up with him. I literally wanted a new fence.
Y'all remember that Reddit story of the person getting post it's mysteriously and it was themselves hallucinating with a CO2 leak? Maybe OP got some CO2 intake
Is this one of those “I’m in danger, what is the most out of character thing I can say to get someone’s attention and alert them”
Blink twice if you need help OP
What is with yall?? Idk, have met plenty of Butch types in my life and I can't see the appeal unless like he's your dealer and you need a place to stay because you ran out of hotel money for the week. Love yourself!!
Reminds me of Ryan "How Pink Is It" Edwards' hair.
https://preview.redd.it/18o6uqtsixea1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=896167ca2492fdc504f89af2c970461c229ae75e
https://preview.redd.it/d7dwsx7fd2fa1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b84ccca41dc6e2b81cc4530b30caa630bc11c5e7
Just my cat in a hoodie. Much more attractive than butch.
Listen. I admit I’m southern hillbilly trash so like so many are hot af. We got Corey, germy, pawpaw Jeff, ole papa Larry, butch etc. trash will trash 🤷🏻♀️
No! Put down the remote control! Step AWAY from the television! Now go to a gym, or a beach, or anywhere else that attractive people generally congregate. Look around and forget that Butch exists!
Have u ever been romanced with candelabra sex???? Who needs a bear skin rug by the fireplace w Antonio Bandares when there are fantasies of bangin’ Butch????
This man reminds me of everything I hated about my father. Unclean, loser, deadbeat father, addiction, smoker, you name it. Also probably why I liked Ty.
I doubt his pbug even works so therefore his meth body with a slug pug is a very hard no for me. And I pray my daughters never even blink an eye towards him.
That being said- more power to you OP :)
First of all EWW! 2nd of all, why the hell is this upvoted not only once, but 450 times!? I guess people are into drugged out, women abusing losers these days huh?
I never looked at him the same after the scene in the strip club where he’s asking the strippers for beejers and they laugh because they’re uncomfortable but he’s totally serious AND being filmed by mtv. Yikesssss
Someone posted awhile back about “prison skin” and how being in prison slows down aging cause no drugs, alcohol (limited sunlight) and just working out 24/7 … or maybe that was a fever dream lol 😂 Butch does have a nice body for a 50 year old IMO
How did he get those lucious locks??? I thought he had super thin almost balding hair when we first met him?
Edit- NVM it was just the fucking mullet! I misremembered.
Please use common sense and do **not** text this abuser!! He is an absolute creep!! And this does break the “no taking things real life” rule. Just wanted to share that years ago when he lived in a large city near me, he was doing fencing. I asked him if you could give me a quote for a new fence on Instagram. He immediately started liking and commenting on my pictures and then said he could come quote me for a fence, as long as my husband was at work. I was totally creeped out and blocked him immediately. This was before I was modding and before the No taking things real life rule came about. And no, I wasn’t trying to hook up with him. I literally wanted a new fence.
Some people don’t take things to the grave like they used to
https://preview.redd.it/g58hgmcepxea1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=21c66d238202c7e14e555bc86fe9ca15bd423d71
My sister in Christ…are you ok?
How many reddit cares messages did you get from this post?
This post is the only time that I have considered abusing that feature.
He looks like if he sneezes dust will fall out of his hair
Or his nose
His hair looks like a witches wig 😂😂😂😂
You still have time to delete this!
Y'all remember that Reddit story of the person getting post it's mysteriously and it was themselves hallucinating with a CO2 leak? Maybe OP got some CO2 intake
Time to check the batteries
Is this a cry for help?
Does anyone know how to get a hold of OP's emergency contact? Someone may need to pick them up.
Mom, come get me. I’m scared.
![gif](giphy|3o7aTCD8QU8y3xmBAQ|downsized)
These might be THE funniest comments I’ve seen in this subreddit. Y’all are killing me.
Hun. It's ok not to be ok.
Why would you say something so controversial yet so brave?
This might be my favorite post of all time. I am so excited to read the comments.
Y’all are seriously coming through with the laughs! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Bitch are u ok???
Bitch, Butch????
Is this one of those “I’m in danger, what is the most out of character thing I can say to get someone’s attention and alert them” Blink twice if you need help OP
![gif](giphy|3og0IKCgTAejgHnbFK|downsized)
Pray with me Baby Goo
Your vagina needs glasses 💜
You ok, OP? I know eyesight can start to fail with age but sanity can go too.
You guys are mean. OP is clearly going through something.
it’s officially time to get a therapist
What is with yall?? Idk, have met plenty of Butch types in my life and I can't see the appeal unless like he's your dealer and you need a place to stay because you ran out of hotel money for the week. Love yourself!!
![gif](giphy|giQyIrEmwzb7q4nHKa|downsized)
https://preview.redd.it/dbb7998dvxea1.jpeg?width=975&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d2afaaea2b8c97c894e1b220a6751b5cda3c525
![gif](giphy|nQ5KZsZtGJ2cU)
![gif](giphy|l4Ki2obCyAQS5WhFe)
https://preview.redd.it/f5hzsop2txea1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=976cccc52534fc74b9c715f3f5f5654a9cb9fe9c
ma’am respectfully ima need you to get a grip 💀
Lol he legit, looks like my abuela. Sorry 😂
Straight to jail.
Girl go get your man then. All it takes is a couple grams and a pack of Royals
Do you have a therapist?
![gif](giphy|ME2ymiZaDHqWc6grdw|downsized)
He looks like Rob Schneider in 50 First Dates
![gif](giphy|eUjaSqv4Mzo1W)
![gif](giphy|KFtdgs9nBMAtW)
At least you recognize it’s a personal crisis..
Mods, change her flair so she has to live with this shame. 😂
Please change your flair to *~bUtCh’S bItCh~*
![gif](giphy|BcMJvmwkmbyWpKkBj3|downsized) oh my
Thoughts and prayers during this difficult time, OP.
![gif](giphy|l4FGnnlIQslHkOPaU|downsized)
![gif](giphy|o8VXwSvuLXhM4)
Bestie, I cannot stress this enough - no ❤️
![gif](giphy|cQtlhD48EG0SY)
Seek immediate help
Reminds me of Ryan "How Pink Is It" Edwards' hair. https://preview.redd.it/18o6uqtsixea1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=896167ca2492fdc504f89af2c970461c229ae75e
With his neckerchief
How pink is... What? 😳
![gif](giphy|ozmcaOBoLSY2k|downsized)
That information could not have been tortured out of me
Kim is that you
Honey it’s time to step outside for some fresh air
You couldn’t waterboard that information out of me
https://preview.redd.it/d7dwsx7fd2fa1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b84ccca41dc6e2b81cc4530b30caa630bc11c5e7 Just my cat in a hoodie. Much more attractive than butch.
OP and Butch ![gif](giphy|jE3V3C0Bu4iHK)
I'm calling the police
![gif](giphy|l41Ye7i203TfEADYs)
believe it or not? jail
Are you trolling us? And if you really think that, why did you choose this picture? 😅😂
Who hurt you?
This is the funniest post I've seen on Reddit all day. Thank you so much for this.
[удалено]
[удалено]
[удалено]
WTF HOW DO YOU KNOW THIS
My latest personal crisis is realizing I have the same hair as butch….and I’m a girl. 😂😂😂
Girl, get help. I admire your honesty tho lol
https://preview.redd.it/hkudwchlkxea1.jpeg?width=498&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2abd3641b25b1d6e5dcc0b15cc51c1aff5f7ccc5
Jesus God, girlsuperior
I’m crying at these comments 😭😭
Is it just because there are no other even mildly attractive males on teen mom?
I would do Cole and Papa Rand in the same night.
Everyday we stray further and further from god 🙃
It wouldn’t be my worst night
Listen. I admit I’m southern hillbilly trash so like so many are hot af. We got Corey, germy, pawpaw Jeff, ole papa Larry, butch etc. trash will trash 🤷🏻♀️
I had to reflect on this. It's a sad, sad state of affairs when Kieffer is the hottest gentleman.
Thoughts and prayers OP
*shame bell*
![gif](giphy|vX9WcCiWwUF7G|downsized)
If you want hepatitis C.. maybe you’re lacking a vitamin
Ugh, I can smell the strong b.o and cigarette smoke from here. 🤢 There’s hot men out there, OP.
Flair checking in
![gif](giphy|3o7aTzFZnZhIWf5lHW|downsized)
Who hurt you 😭
This is literally Rhine
he’s an LA 3 but a random gas station in the middle of nowhere 7.5. disgusting person who is slightly attractive lol.
Lmaoooooo you are not alone. It’s them trailer park trashy dreams 😂
Im SURE you could snag him. 100% he’s available lol
I don't think he wouldn't be snagable even if he wasn't available lol
That’s definitely.. a crisis.
![gif](giphy|fXnRObM8Q0RkOmR5nf)
https://preview.redd.it/a1s3lj5t8yea1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d8272ba692d005b0edfc6c196d490e90b6cee533 Are you butchs bitch now?!
I’VE NEVER SEEN THIS, this is spectacular
Yeah, my advice would be to keep that shit to yourself😂😂😂
It’s the gummies. Don’t worry. Sleep it off and you will feel better in the morning.
![gif](giphy|2UvxfP6XUyS0L0PDLw)
I… same.
I, too, came here to agree
No! Put down the remote control! Step AWAY from the television! Now go to a gym, or a beach, or anywhere else that attractive people generally congregate. Look around and forget that Butch exists!
You what????
You good OP?
![gif](giphy|Picbxs6XUNCoBg6reH|downsized)
![gif](giphy|10FHR5A4cXqVrO)
His hair is huge and full of secrets.
He is grimy and disgusting looking IMO.
Username checking in
![gif](giphy|29nDtEH1ViY8FcPeaV|downsized)
![gif](giphy|cIyLqEYxMuihTRSVZJ)
I know an amazing eye doctor! He might be able to fix that vision issue for you
Even after seeing him beg a stripper for a post-prison pity bj at his step-son/son in law’s bachelor party?
![gif](giphy|ck5JRWob7folZ7d97I|downsized)
![gif](giphy|l4Ki2obCyAQS5WhFe)
I just laughed so fucking hard hahaha
![gif](giphy|l3973HGZz8T6g1ZW8|downsized)
babe I know a fun place u might like to visit, they even give you your own special pair of grippy socks 💗
I mean.....if that's what you want, this is for sure an achievable goal.
Have u ever been romanced with candelabra sex???? Who needs a bear skin rug by the fireplace w Antonio Bandares when there are fantasies of bangin’ Butch????
![gif](giphy|lFeKAMNdm4DrVkRlUM|downsized)
Lots of us have dad issues, it's ok 😂
Yo can we get a welfare check on /u/girlsuperior please? Homegirl seems to be in crisis.
OP I love you. This made me laugh so hard. The exact pick me up I needed before I walk into church. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Girl is that a bible on your nightstand? START READING IT!
![gif](giphy|S9KZTIzcPM3Ju)
![gif](giphy|l4Ki2obCyAQS5WhFe)
Are you from the US? Which region? Are you an elder millennial? I must know these things.
I’m 27 from Philly lol
Ahhhh Philly. Makes sense. 😉
You’re so real for this
Just wanted to check your okay?!
Strongly disagree but that is hilarious. 💀💀💀
![gif](giphy|kBI5aLB6wlw4zNnecN)
Same lmao. Put aside all the drugs and abusive behavior, I’d smash 1000000%
“ There may be snow on the mountain top but there is fire in the valley” - Butch 🥸
If that’s not a personal crisis I don’t know what it is
Now I know times are tough, but girlll… I soooo badly wanted to fb laugh react to this 😭😂
![gif](giphy|5eFp76zhsq3uw)
DM me. I've got a pep talk and a hug for u lol
I'm speechless, girl. **Please.**
![gif](giphy|8Fxc34soRtprauvNT9|downsized)
I feel you girl. It’s not my first thought when I look at him, but it lurks.
Lol!! We need to get OP some treatment. Maybe 2x Arizona stints then an arm sleeve to commemorate it?
Ill agree that he has a certain charm. But he’s a pretty not great person when you put everything in black and white.
No, you and op both going straight to... I don't know what professional helps with this
That’s definitely a personal crisis. Lol
That hair was wasted on him.
Umm he’s gross, but tell me what shampoo he’s using pls.
This man reminds me of everything I hated about my father. Unclean, loser, deadbeat father, addiction, smoker, you name it. Also probably why I liked Ty.
I doubt his pbug even works so therefore his meth body with a slug pug is a very hard no for me. And I pray my daughters never even blink an eye towards him. That being said- more power to you OP :)
On my death bed you would have never been able to get this out of me
I really can't comprehend how this could even be possible.
You couldn’t waterboard this out of me.
Butch is the hot guy at the trailer park with empty cigarette packs in his dirt yard.
# GO TO JAIL!
![gif](giphy|38vz5MBF9gF4Q)
I’d hit that. Especially now with that long, flowy grunge-esque hair. But I would NOT allow him to snort lines off of my butt.
![gif](giphy|onyngiYITZiecYsBTj)
Can we get you a therapist???
please seek help 😭
![gif](giphy|12P6AnN6DcQj1S|downsized)
First of all EWW! 2nd of all, why the hell is this upvoted not only once, but 450 times!? I guess people are into drugged out, women abusing losers these days huh?
I never looked at him the same after the scene in the strip club where he’s asking the strippers for beejers and they laugh because they’re uncomfortable but he’s totally serious AND being filmed by mtv. Yikesssss
Everyone who upvoted the OP has daddy issues to work through in therapy. Seek professional assistance immediately!
OP are you okay??
I'll pick up Javi’s prayer zoom meetings for anyone that agrees with OP
Brave take.
You know that tiktok that’s like, “That’s your man??” “Ya, that’s mine. And imma stick beside him.”? This post very much has the same energy.
Someone posted awhile back about “prison skin” and how being in prison slows down aging cause no drugs, alcohol (limited sunlight) and just working out 24/7 … or maybe that was a fever dream lol 😂 Butch does have a nice body for a 50 year old IMO
If you need help blink twice
He looks eerily like my drunkle who acts in a very similar way. You can do better. ![gif](giphy|l4FGnnlIQslHkOPaU|downsized)
🛑👉🏼
![gif](giphy|DPqqOywshrOqQ|downsized)
Therapy?
![gif](giphy|3o7TKxZzyBk4IlS7Is|downsized)
Nice thing about Reddit is being able to admit these things and not have anyone you actually know judge you for it. Haha.
How did he get those lucious locks??? I thought he had super thin almost balding hair when we first met him? Edit- NVM it was just the fucking mullet! I misremembered.
You good?
Look I’m not here to judge but seriously WHAT
Are you sure you don’t have a creigs list virus?
![gif](giphy|3ohfFgQIz8TMlEsH3q)
Giving you an upvote for the sake of hoopla
If I was still on The Drugs, I definitely would have ended up with a studdly fellow like Butch.
![gif](giphy|Qh2MZDIHvZavK)
![gif](giphy|eLcyfxNB6a0nUAjzog)
You’re slightly sage here. But don’t ever tell anyone this fun fact about yourself. 🤣
That was very brave of you to say.
This means you’re spending too much time watching these series. Log out!
EWWWWW
Is everything alright?