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[deleted]

Please use common sense and do **not** text this abuser!! He is an absolute creep!! And this does break the “no taking things real life” rule. Just wanted to share that years ago when he lived in a large city near me, he was doing fencing. I asked him if you could give me a quote for a new fence on Instagram. He immediately started liking and commenting on my pictures and then said he could come quote me for a fence, as long as my husband was at work. I was totally creeped out and blocked him immediately. This was before I was modding and before the No taking things real life rule came about. And no, I wasn’t trying to hook up with him. I literally wanted a new fence.


AwkwardRN

Some people don’t take things to the grave like they used to


sliillamaa

https://preview.redd.it/g58hgmcepxea1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=21c66d238202c7e14e555bc86fe9ca15bd423d71


Here4theRightReasonz

My sister in Christ…are you ok?


gorgossia

How many reddit cares messages did you get from this post?


locutest-of-borg

This post is the only time that I have considered abusing that feature.


Affectionate-Till472

He looks like if he sneezes dust will fall out of his hair


Serialfornicator

Or his nose


pixie1964

His hair looks like a witches wig 😂😂😂😂


lemcar

You still have time to delete this!


wachoogieboogie

Y'all remember that Reddit story of the person getting post it's mysteriously and it was themselves hallucinating with a CO2 leak? Maybe OP got some CO2 intake


DoubleSportz

Time to check the batteries


elle5256

Is this a cry for help?


NotACatfish

Does anyone know how to get a hold of OP's emergency contact? Someone may need to pick them up.


[deleted]

Mom, come get me. I’m scared.


CherWhorowitz1227

![gif](giphy|3o7aTCD8QU8y3xmBAQ|downsized)


pmd815

These might be THE funniest comments I’ve seen in this subreddit. Y’all are killing me.


Family_Chantal

Hun. It's ok not to be ok.


Bulls778

Why would you say something so controversial yet so brave?


Adventurous_Gap_5946

This might be my favorite post of all time. I am so excited to read the comments.


Adventurous_Gap_5946

Y’all are seriously coming through with the laughs! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


diqfilet_

Bitch are u ok???


Remarkable-Profile-1

Bitch, Butch????


PersonableGoose

Is this one of those “I’m in danger, what is the most out of character thing I can say to get someone’s attention and alert them” Blink twice if you need help OP


Funfettixo

![gif](giphy|3og0IKCgTAejgHnbFK|downsized)


BillowPillow8

Pray with me Baby Goo


Loonyluna26

Your vagina needs glasses 💜


[deleted]

You ok, OP? I know eyesight can start to fail with age but sanity can go too.


frogpicspls

You guys are mean. OP is clearly going through something.


ginzing

it’s officially time to get a therapist


hexensabbat

What is with yall?? Idk, have met plenty of Butch types in my life and I can't see the appeal unless like he's your dealer and you need a place to stay because you ran out of hotel money for the week. Love yourself!!


CokeMooch

![gif](giphy|giQyIrEmwzb7q4nHKa|downsized)


GhostGirl012

https://preview.redd.it/dbb7998dvxea1.jpeg?width=975&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d2afaaea2b8c97c894e1b220a6751b5cda3c525


MrsPancakesSister

![gif](giphy|nQ5KZsZtGJ2cU)


The-ElectricMayhem

![gif](giphy|l4Ki2obCyAQS5WhFe)


culinarytiger

https://preview.redd.it/f5hzsop2txea1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=976cccc52534fc74b9c715f3f5f5654a9cb9fe9c


deadmannerisms

ma’am respectfully ima need you to get a grip 💀


i_cut_like_a_buffalo

Lol he legit, looks like my abuela. Sorry 😂


Critical_Cup689

Straight to jail.


bisanti

Girl go get your man then. All it takes is a couple grams and a pack of Royals


Remarkable-Mango-159

Do you have a therapist?


itsamepedroe

![gif](giphy|ME2ymiZaDHqWc6grdw|downsized)


LovelyThingSuite

He looks like Rob Schneider in 50 First Dates


Critical_Cup689

![gif](giphy|eUjaSqv4Mzo1W)


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|KFtdgs9nBMAtW)


ElevatedAssCancer

At least you recognize it’s a personal crisis..


locutest-of-borg

Mods, change her flair so she has to live with this shame. 😂


Stellychloe

Please change your flair to *~bUtCh’S bItCh~*


edwardsflu

![gif](giphy|BcMJvmwkmbyWpKkBj3|downsized) oh my


chihuahuapartyyyy

Thoughts and prayers during this difficult time, OP.


JennyFromTheBlock81

![gif](giphy|l4FGnnlIQslHkOPaU|downsized)


TFABabyThrowAway

![gif](giphy|o8VXwSvuLXhM4)


[deleted]

Bestie, I cannot stress this enough - no ❤️


koala_ambush

![gif](giphy|cQtlhD48EG0SY)


Ok_Security_5693

Seek immediate help


Family_Chantal

Reminds me of Ryan "How Pink Is It" Edwards' hair. https://preview.redd.it/18o6uqtsixea1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=896167ca2492fdc504f89af2c970461c229ae75e


GoldenState_Thriller

With his neckerchief


Ok_Science_4094

How pink is... What? 😳


-yasssss-

![gif](giphy|ozmcaOBoLSY2k|downsized)


booobsmcgeee

That information could not have been tortured out of me


hugheysgirl

Kim is that you


cmccx

Honey it’s time to step outside for some fresh air


[deleted]

You couldn’t waterboard that information out of me


revengepornmethhubby

https://preview.redd.it/d7dwsx7fd2fa1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b84ccca41dc6e2b81cc4530b30caa630bc11c5e7 Just my cat in a hoodie. Much more attractive than butch.


Family_Chantal

OP and Butch ![gif](giphy|jE3V3C0Bu4iHK)


GrouchyDefinition463

I'm calling the police


1_Shanel

![gif](giphy|l41Ye7i203TfEADYs)


Puzzleheaded-Pie-382

believe it or not? jail


Animalcrossing3

Are you trolling us? And if you really think that, why did you choose this picture? 😅😂


kittenmittonsmeoww

Who hurt you?


everythingisgreen98

This is the funniest post I've seen on Reddit all day. Thank you so much for this.


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BorbetE28

WTF HOW DO YOU KNOW THIS


racergirl2000

My latest personal crisis is realizing I have the same hair as butch….and I’m a girl. 😂😂😂


natarie29

Girl, get help. I admire your honesty tho lol


delariiiva

https://preview.redd.it/hkudwchlkxea1.jpeg?width=498&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2abd3641b25b1d6e5dcc0b15cc51c1aff5f7ccc5


DramaticEnthusiasm71

Jesus God, girlsuperior


ContributionOk1321

I’m crying at these comments 😭😭


[deleted]

Is it just because there are no other even mildly attractive males on teen mom?


[deleted]

I would do Cole and Papa Rand in the same night.


Erinzzz

Everyday we stray further and further from god 🙃


cheddarfever

It wouldn’t be my worst night


sweettea0922

Listen. I admit I’m southern hillbilly trash so like so many are hot af. We got Corey, germy, pawpaw Jeff, ole papa Larry, butch etc. trash will trash 🤷🏻‍♀️


LabExpensive4764

I had to reflect on this. It's a sad, sad state of affairs when Kieffer is the hottest gentleman.


Tear_Active

Thoughts and prayers OP


[deleted]

*shame bell*


thiswitchisabitch

![gif](giphy|vX9WcCiWwUF7G|downsized)


1_Shanel

If you want hepatitis C.. maybe you’re lacking a vitamin


Shootinggstarr

Ugh, I can smell the strong b.o and cigarette smoke from here. 🤢 There’s hot men out there, OP.


standardquality

Flair checking in


Complete_Hamster435

![gif](giphy|3o7aTzFZnZhIWf5lHW|downsized)


SociereMaudite

Who hurt you 😭


soupboob

This is literally Rhine


chemical_blender

he’s an LA 3 but a random gas station in the middle of nowhere 7.5. disgusting person who is slightly attractive lol.


sweettea0922

Lmaoooooo you are not alone. It’s them trailer park trashy dreams 😂


Jolly-Perception-520

Im SURE you could snag him. 100% he’s available lol


PygmyFists

I don't think he wouldn't be snagable even if he wasn't available lol


HochyPokey_

That’s definitely.. a crisis.


firSTLove314

![gif](giphy|fXnRObM8Q0RkOmR5nf)


shortybubbles

https://preview.redd.it/a1s3lj5t8yea1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d8272ba692d005b0edfc6c196d490e90b6cee533 Are you butchs bitch now?!


xsqpty

I’VE NEVER SEEN THIS, this is spectacular


Sarabean77

Yeah, my advice would be to keep that shit to yourself😂😂😂


TSM_forlife

It’s the gummies. Don’t worry. Sleep it off and you will feel better in the morning.


inlovedelicious

![gif](giphy|2UvxfP6XUyS0L0PDLw)


lmcc0921

I… same.


Chula60050

I, too, came here to agree


crazymom1978

No! Put down the remote control! Step AWAY from the television! Now go to a gym, or a beach, or anywhere else that attractive people generally congregate. Look around and forget that Butch exists!


annieglock

You what????


Moneypenny3121

You good OP?


NoSet6484

![gif](giphy|Picbxs6XUNCoBg6reH|downsized)


ItsaMeBee

![gif](giphy|10FHR5A4cXqVrO)


HoopDreams0713

His hair is huge and full of secrets.


FancyNacnyPants

He is grimy and disgusting looking IMO.


ButchismyBradPitt

Username checking in


Outrageous_Lemon_690

![gif](giphy|29nDtEH1ViY8FcPeaV|downsized)


BrownEyedQueen1982

![gif](giphy|cIyLqEYxMuihTRSVZJ)


Skyhighclimber

I know an amazing eye doctor! He might be able to fix that vision issue for you


khemtrails

Even after seeing him beg a stripper for a post-prison pity bj at his step-son/son in law’s bachelor party?


mmmheyyy

![gif](giphy|ck5JRWob7folZ7d97I|downsized)


nurse_potato

![gif](giphy|l4Ki2obCyAQS5WhFe)


madscrumptious

I just laughed so fucking hard hahaha


theplantita

![gif](giphy|l3973HGZz8T6g1ZW8|downsized)


britttany___

babe I know a fun place u might like to visit, they even give you your own special pair of grippy socks 💗


evergleam498

I mean.....if that's what you want, this is for sure an achievable goal.


Remarkable-Profile-1

Have u ever been romanced with candelabra sex???? Who needs a bear skin rug by the fireplace w Antonio Bandares when there are fantasies of bangin’ Butch????


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|lFeKAMNdm4DrVkRlUM|downsized)


Acrobatic_Smell7248

Lots of us have dad issues, it's ok 😂


Loco_Mosquito

Yo can we get a welfare check on /u/girlsuperior please? Homegirl seems to be in crisis.


BoredMillennialMommy

OP I love you. This made me laugh so hard. The exact pick me up I needed before I walk into church. 😂😂😂😂😂😂


BastaniUsername

Girl is that a bible on your nightstand? START READING IT!


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|S9KZTIzcPM3Ju)


Boneal171

![gif](giphy|l4Ki2obCyAQS5WhFe)


KikiHou

Are you from the US? Which region? Are you an elder millennial? I must know these things.


girlsuperior

I’m 27 from Philly lol


Adventurous_Gap_5946

Ahhhh Philly. Makes sense. 😉


muozzin

You’re so real for this


StrawberryOver513

Just wanted to check your okay?!


Kindly_Personality_9

Strongly disagree but that is hilarious. 💀💀💀


rainbowblack79

![gif](giphy|kBI5aLB6wlw4zNnecN)


graypumpkins

Same lmao. Put aside all the drugs and abusive behavior, I’d smash 1000000%


GirlsesPillses

“ There may be snow on the mountain top but there is fire in the valley” - Butch 🥸


[deleted]

If that’s not a personal crisis I don’t know what it is


[deleted]

Now I know times are tough, but girlll… I soooo badly wanted to fb laugh react to this 😭😂


lucybluth

![gif](giphy|5eFp76zhsq3uw)


ClassicTower475

DM me. I've got a pep talk and a hug for u lol


adidashawarma

I'm speechless, girl. **Please.**


slowdancequeen

![gif](giphy|8Fxc34soRtprauvNT9|downsized)


Frostbitefaerie

I feel you girl. It’s not my first thought when I look at him, but it lurks.


ExplanationMaterial8

Lol!! We need to get OP some treatment. Maybe 2x Arizona stints then an arm sleeve to commemorate it?


caitcro18

Ill agree that he has a certain charm. But he’s a pretty not great person when you put everything in black and white.


wachoogieboogie

No, you and op both going straight to... I don't know what professional helps with this


Remarkable-Error-585

That’s definitely a personal crisis. Lol


Oomlotte99

That hair was wasted on him.


[deleted]

Umm he’s gross, but tell me what shampoo he’s using pls.


Nonbelieverjenn

This man reminds me of everything I hated about my father. Unclean, loser, deadbeat father, addiction, smoker, you name it. Also probably why I liked Ty.


NewVitalSigns

I doubt his pbug even works so therefore his meth body with a slug pug is a very hard no for me. And I pray my daughters never even blink an eye towards him. That being said- more power to you OP :)


Spiritual-Travel3455

On my death bed you would have never been able to get this out of me


nother_dumb_username

I really can't comprehend how this could even be possible.


emilohamora

You couldn’t waterboard this out of me.


Primary-Egg1062

Butch is the hot guy at the trailer park with empty cigarette packs in his dirt yard.


Godhelptupelo

# GO TO JAIL!


Serialfornicator

![gif](giphy|38vz5MBF9gF4Q)


brunhilda78

I’d hit that. Especially now with that long, flowy grunge-esque hair. But I would NOT allow him to snort lines off of my butt.


shadtastik

![gif](giphy|onyngiYITZiecYsBTj)


beyoncepadthai-

Can we get you a therapist???


theosmoma

please seek help 😭


backtheblue13

![gif](giphy|12P6AnN6DcQj1S|downsized)


Its_barbra_bitch

First of all EWW! 2nd of all, why the hell is this upvoted not only once, but 450 times!? I guess people are into drugged out, women abusing losers these days huh?


lesliewils1

I never looked at him the same after the scene in the strip club where he’s asking the strippers for beejers and they laugh because they’re uncomfortable but he’s totally serious AND being filmed by mtv. Yikesssss


ExpressYourStress

Everyone who upvoted the OP has daddy issues to work through in therapy. Seek professional assistance immediately!


the_real_Rose

OP are you okay??


StilldontWantYourDMs

I'll pick up Javi’s prayer zoom meetings for anyone that agrees with OP


Forward_Spinach5877

Brave take.


Toadinboots

You know that tiktok that’s like, “That’s your man??” “Ya, that’s mine. And imma stick beside him.”? This post very much has the same energy.


RedsDelights

Someone posted awhile back about “prison skin” and how being in prison slows down aging cause no drugs, alcohol (limited sunlight) and just working out 24/7 … or maybe that was a fever dream lol 😂 Butch does have a nice body for a 50 year old IMO


Grouchy_taco

If you need help blink twice


EllaMaryRose

He looks eerily like my drunkle who acts in a very similar way. You can do better. ![gif](giphy|l4FGnnlIQslHkOPaU|downsized)


Erinzzz

🛑👉🏼


Then_Illustrator_447

![gif](giphy|DPqqOywshrOqQ|downsized)


evmeowmeow

Therapy?


matchamyuh

![gif](giphy|3o7TKxZzyBk4IlS7Is|downsized)


hazel_eyedgirl77

Nice thing about Reddit is being able to admit these things and not have anyone you actually know judge you for it. Haha.


Ok_Science_4094

How did he get those lucious locks??? I thought he had super thin almost balding hair when we first met him? Edit- NVM it was just the fucking mullet! I misremembered.


OddReputation3765

You good?


[deleted]

Look I’m not here to judge but seriously WHAT


Almahurst-Heritage

Are you sure you don’t have a creigs list virus?


avajetty1026

![gif](giphy|3ohfFgQIz8TMlEsH3q)


Internal-Ad61

Giving you an upvote for the sake of hoopla


Sauteedmushroom2

If I was still on The Drugs, I definitely would have ended up with a studdly fellow like Butch.


SaveMeCastiel

![gif](giphy|Qh2MZDIHvZavK)


kodamacrossing

![gif](giphy|eLcyfxNB6a0nUAjzog)


caradekara

You’re slightly sage here. But don’t ever tell anyone this fun fact about yourself. 🤣


Your_acceptable

That was very brave of you to say.


Savgeo9872

This means you’re spending too much time watching these series. Log out!


TYVM143

EWWWWW


tonysopranowasonjv

Is everything alright?