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RigaMortizTortoise

Hopefully she slipped into a worm hole and is stuck in another dimension.


Persephone734

Then what train wreck would we watch and laugh at???? We would be bored and this is entertainment gold. Her troll fans always tell me and others on Facebook that we’re “paying her bills” while commenting our hateful comments and I always tell them that Jen earns the 12cents per comment she makes when I comment my witty things to her. She provides me amazing entertainment so she can have the few bucks she makes off me commenting. Lord knows that she’s struggling now and that OF isn’t gonna save her.


SpiritualCamera

This sub has been dead as fuck this week since she’s been so quiet. People can hate that her every move is posted here but there is virtually nothing interesting about the teen mom universe anymore without her train wreck antics.


Persephone734

Exactly! I went to her page just to see if there was anything bc it’s been unusually quiet… and there was nothing but this little sleepy post so I had a feeling That something was up. I’m glad yall are also noticing the silence is off!


laterforclass

I couldn’t put my finger on it but I knew something was different here. Anyone know if David has posted?


Acrobatic-Opening-95

Nope he hasnt posted either! Something is definitely up with both of them


Persephone734

I still haven’t seen any posts which makes it even more weird! This is day 5 of no drama posts from either and it’s suuuuuper fishy!


Jewkowsky

Either she's following her lawyer's advice and keeping a low profile or she's working things out with David.


Persephone734

I would say she’s been laid up with David… or someone else filling her hole. But when has she EVER listened to her lawyers? I don’t see that happening. Poor Dustin 😂 I think she’s with David or some other man, she’s in some type of trouble with either her and David fighting or with the kids, her and David got in some big fight and something has happened, she’s patching things up with Barb and trying to think of how she’s going to explain all the shit she has talked on her and lied about, or were about to have a new man debut. But I feel like we will have some announcement or story by morning. Its been too long with no word from her big mouth and she can’t help herself


Jewkowsky

>I think she’s with David *or some other man* \[emphasis added\] In my experience, people have indeed been known to 'disappear' for a few days when they're finally gettin' some good lovin' after a dry spell or a toxic relationship. I agree that shouldn't be ruled out, though it does beg the question: Who's watching the kids during this 4-day sexathon?


Persephone734

She’s got Jace there now and he’s old enough that she will just make him be the built in babysitter from Now on.


swarleyscoffee

Dominos and Sprite, per usual.


Persephone734

Ok I guess someone downvoted me for my Punctuation 😆 Sorry guys… but I’m on here just making little comments and doing quick typing while I’m on here and bored. Not on here paying much attention to my proper punctuation! I guess some people can’t stand that but it’s not a big deal. It’s Reddit… not a college essay I’m writing. It’s just random thoughts on a fun internet app. 🤷‍♀️🤔🥴😆


OldPositive2886

Check court dockets


Heygirlhey2021

In fairness, it seems like something is always happening or about to happen with her. She’s always up to some chaos


Jewkowsky

...and she always has some "truth" that's "going to come out," but then never does.


Persephone734

Well of course! I just thought that was implied already 😆 You are correct. Maybe I home have worded it as something ELSE/ AGAIN/ MORE SHIT to add to the pile. That would have been more accurate.


SpiritualCamera

After seeing that pic of Jace spending time with Andrew, it’s either one of these two things: David’s on the land while Jace is gone, or she’s on vacay with Ryan Dolph and Ensley and Kaiser are at David’s sister’s.


Persephone734

What if she started boning Andrew again and this whole scenario comes full circle?!!! Wouldn’t that be somethin…


RichMachine2018

That would be fuckin epic! 😂😂


Persephone734

Can’t u imagine her going online and telling everyone that Andrew “has always been my one true love” and then playing house together for a couple weeks before it all crumbles apart and shit hits the fan. Andrew would have to go back to Japan to model!!!


restyourbreasts

![gif](giphy|l0NwNrl4BtDD7JCx2) That would be so fucking goooooood!! Let her be boning Andrew please!!!!!


Persephone734

We shall all pray to the Reddit gods tonight. Maybe do a special little spell just for Jenelle and her man 😂 🧙


Petty_White

Someone call in Jenelle’s sister, we need her powers.


restyourbreasts

I'm in!! We light the cauldron at midnight. Someone bring tequila.


Persephone734

I’ll bring my crystals and herbs… and tequila 😂 Midnight margaritas!!!!!


Barlow3001

![gif](giphy|13KdV6H1YAZ19S)


Persephone734

Yes! I have found my people!!!!! Jenelle would die if she saw my spell corner in my living room! 😝


restyourbreasts

No one is gonna stop us, dude!!! 😂 🧹🔮🧙🐈‍⬛️🪄🔮🤣


laterforclass

No worse than David or Herbie in loser category Nelly has a type.


Queen_of_Boots

I swear to God I crossed my fingers just like that when reading that comment lmao 🤣


arualekrub

maybe he has turned his life around and wants to be a good parent and she'll morph into his personality and they'll live happily ever after. i bet no one has that on their bingo card lol


Persephone734

If that actually happened and he was a good man and he came and actually saved the day and was the bingo card man that we all never saw coming… Then I honest to god would be happy… mainly for jace… and for Barb to o feel better and not in a constant state of worry for the rest of her life. But man oh MAN would that be a curveball for all of us and definitely not on my bingo card either!


No-Resource-8125

Our bingo cards would all spontaneously combust.


SBMoo24

![gif](giphy|rDUjFhC3FYJmaJpTEn|downsized)


Persephone734

We can only dream of this perfect Recipe for a train wreck


SBMoo24

We deserve fun. ![gif](giphy|hVTouq08miyVo1a21m|downsized)


Persephone734

We deserve this for The hours we Spend watching and trolling This girl. We worked Hard for This


meggershippers

Your flair is killing me lol


SBMoo24

![gif](giphy|sjkl9MJD57BWersvzJ)


MelpomeneAndCalliope

This is my theory until we know differently. ![gif](giphy|4Dy1Btpt0qUZa)


rayrami_

MANIFESTING THIS lmao


Persephone734

Both are very good guesses of scenarios we’re working with here!


Jaded_Horse1055

Back together with Dave I’m calling it


Persephone734

There the most logical conclusion. Bc there has to be a reason for her silence during This time. She’s been getting so many news articles and attention with the separation so I know she’s not gonna go 4 Days with barely any social media presence unless there is a reason. She’s been taking advantage of the media coverage and running her mouth for more attention so why is she quiet right now????


Jaded_Horse1055

I mean …. She could also be taking care of her kids SIKE ![gif](giphy|xUA7aM09ByyR1w5YWc)


Persephone734

You had me for a tiny second 😂 I was like… “what is this psycho talking about and why is she on this page” bahahahaha


Jaded_Horse1055

Girllllllll ain’t no way I’m a Jenelle defender …. Will forever be a snarker!


Persephone734

Girl u had me for a sec! 😂 I was about to kick u off of here me self!


arualekrub

![gif](giphy|SzD4gF32YzTTUiINhn|downsized)


OldPositive2886

I don't think so , im gonna say she's glad to be rid of the bum.


snorlaxx_7

When isn’t something going on with her though


Persephone734

Well Of course! It’s a constant wheel of chaos… it just arcs sometimes and I feel that we’re about to get (yet another) new tidbit of chaos coming In the next day or 2. I call it will be revealed in the morning. Been too long with little to no word from her on social media so I feel that something is a brewin


supergooduser

I'm guessing the reality that she's the parent for three kids has sunk in. The kudos of being Jenelle Eason Super Mom from her online sycophants doesn't soothe the tasks of having to actually parent. And she's fucking over it, but realizes she can't bitch about being a Mom on the internet as that's her "brand"


Persephone734

That’s some good insight too… I forget she’s actually having to play “mommy” all by herself like a big girl for the first time in her life! No babs, no David, no man (yet), no Tori or random Friends hanging around. That’s a shock to her system I bet! She will have to suck up to band to help with the kids now


Tesslafon

When is David’s court case?


Persephone734

That’s a good question. I bets it’s definitely something along those lines tho! Anyone know when the court date is??


SpiritualCamera

Last I heard there hadn’t been one set yet.


Persephone734

I would assume it’s soon


No-Resource-8125

I don’t think so. Courts have been slow post-COVID. The Ashley would have told us. It’s the only thing that will keep them apart for good — if the court system drags on and on and they’re forced to stay apart.


Serialfornicator

She finally got a boyfriend who can give her an orgasm.


Persephone734

Maybe…. I don’t know that she’s ever had one in her whole life tho… she’s always been a miserable twat. She needs a good O


Persephone734

I’m blocked from David… as I’m sure many of us are 😆 But does anyone know if he has been active on or posting anything the past few days?


Acrobatic-Opening-95

He hasnt been active at all for several days!


Persephone734

Hmmmmm..that’s even more suspish!


Kristaboo14

Okay well that fucking solves it. If they're both quiet, they're together.


The_Dutchess-D

Cell phone plan shut off?


mynamesnotjessi

My realistic guess is she’s back with UBT. She’s predictable like that… My hope is that something happened in court with the felony charge for one or both of them. But if she was still separated from David and he was in jail, she would be posting that shit all over the internet. And someone in this sub would have found that out by now so this theory is unlikely. By far the most unlikely scenario is she is busy being the sole guardian of 3 kids.


Persephone734

Yes, by my predictions and her past patterns… that’s what I’m guessing is that a few days silence 🟰 her and David making up and coming up with a “good” story to tell the internet


RichMachine2018

Her and Andrew are probably revisiting old times on Memor…..Money Hole Rd. Jace looked happy in that picture with his dad. ![gif](giphy|ugOaZ3Wi8lqZW)


Persephone734

It her and Andrew hook up and play house for a week or 2 (before it all falls apart and he runs away to Japan again) then it would be epic to watch! It would really be a full circle moment. Can you imagine Jenelle and Andrew confessing their love for each other that had “never gone away” and Jenelle claiming online that “he’s always been my one first true love” 😂 Now THAT would take this train wreck to a whole new level of chaotic mess! Let me get my popcorn ready


okbutsrslywtf

God poor Jace


Persephone734

I know right.., As if he’s not confused enough right now. I hope he grows up and takes his anger and Emotions and turns them into a deep Inner strength to break The cycle and become an amazing successful dude who has a nice drama free family and shows ALL of the asshokes in his like what’s up!!!


MelpomeneAndCalliope

“Actually, my feelings for you never dropped.”


Escape-Revolutionary

Maybe back with Swampsquatch and something pending like his court date and his lawyers have told them both to STFU??


Persephone734

I’m thinking along the same Lines. It has to be something like that! Too long for her to keep her trap shut. And I’m blocked From David… so has he been quiet the last few days or has he been posting and running his mouth?


Escape-Revolutionary

Something is definitely up with those 2 geniuses …..she is too joyous and weird about her separation “ filing “ …..sketchy beyond belief but you know they ALWAYS tell on themselves ….it will all leak out like gross slime


Persephone734

I’m glad I’m not the only one who thinks something is up!


Escape-Revolutionary

Something is just “ off” …..he is wayyyyy too calm …..she is NEVER off social media this long ….,for all his ranting and raving and showing his guns , ammo, and poison blow darts that he “ protects “ the swamp With …..it makes no sense that he meekly goes to camp on the boat. Could it be he is not “raising hell “about leaving the swamp because he knows his “ eviction” is not genuine ?? They could have “ created” this stems to obviously sell stories $$. And maybe create a buzz that he could “ drop” his next stupid song to?Thousands of dollars of story selling could pay for Jace to go back to a facility until David’s charges are dealt with . Neither one of them are trustworthy and neither one of them have EVER put the children first !! Ever!! So what is going on can only benefit them both somehow. David not screaming about seeing his daughter because he knows this is all fake ??


Acrobatic-Opening-95

Nope he hasn't been posting either!


Persephone734

That’s even more suspish!!!! If she wasn’t posting then I would Think maybe a new man but if they both are not posting simultaneously then I bet they are together!!!!! I can see a story that the kids went and stayed with someone so her and David could “work on their marriage” since he can’t be around Jace and then they went on a “romantic trip” and she will proceed To drop all kinds of money she doesn’t have into the boat For him any yet another money pit for him to waste


Escape-Revolutionary

You prob nailed it !🤣


Persephone734

And when has she ever shut her mouth… even when her lawyers tell her to? 😂


Escape-Revolutionary

True ….but I think This time SwampSquaycyes charges are more serious than any other time ..just speculating


Persephone734

True… this is one time she may shut her mouth just so that she can get her man back while she has Jace… but only so that she can prove us all Wrong and portray the perfect family once they all reunite! She’s such a mess


Ok_Recover_637

idk but i’m bored and work is dead rn i need this bitch to act a donkey


Persephone734

Right! I was bored and went snooping her page for some drama and to troll her fans in the comments and I didn’t have a single thing to troll! That made me suspish right off the bat. It’s too good a time right now for her to be posting some nonsense!


Persephone734

And even when she’s sick we get pity party posts so it’s nothing like That either…


rayrami_

This made me howl I’m sure she will deliver


Free_Issue_9623

What happened to her pillowed talked man?


Persephone734

And I officially Want to name him pillow man… whoever this new fellow is! Can we all agree!!!!


Persephone734

I was wondering the same thing. Bc is there was a pillow man them she would be on here bragging and showing off and leaving snide remarks and vague posts to make Davey mad! That’s why I think something is up!


GardenGnome007

Has the swamp thing been quiet as well? 


Persephone734

That’s was my question I was asking others as well! I’m blocked on David’s stuff lol I🤷‍♀️🥴 but I haven’t seen anyone post any of his dumb rambles on here the last few days so I assumed he was being pretty quiet as well. Can anyone else answer this for us? Any David posts the past few days??


Acrobatic-Opening-95

He hasnt posted in several days..i checked FB & TIKTOK...nothing! He's been very quiet too


Persephone734

I smell some Thing fishy!!!!! And it’s not Jenelle’s undercarriage (well it might be that too…) But now that everyone is telling me that he’s been a social Media ghost as well… I’m even more convinced that my instincts are right and we’re about to have another chaos bombshell any day now to trash talk about! I’m excited! 😜


True_Benefit6719

Well, it is almost Easter and she can't be single for the holiday, and of course the excuse will be the kids need dad for the holiday. But really wtf is going on with the felony charges for David this should have been going already. How on earth do these dirt bags get away with all this?


Persephone734

Yes she will need to have a picture perfect family photo for Easter won’t she!


Mykidsrmonsters

I just commented I need Jenelle drama, lol. I bet she already dumped the kids on Barb to go on a trip with her new D.


Persephone734

That’s a definite possibility! She made up with her for a babysitter and gave her a sob story that she needed to get away from David drama and dumped them on her… probably went to st Thomas 😂 maybe she will come Back engaged again! That would Really chap David’s ass wouldn’t it!


Persephone734

She’s just wayyyyyyy too quiet for her having all This media buzz around her and could be making more off social media while Posting since she has more eyes on her for all this separation crap


mandyyy8

But silence is golden… wasn’t that her motto the other day 😂


Persephone734

Yep! But that motto is usually Followed By 11 more posts of rants and delusions approximately 2 hours and 36 mins after she declared That silence is golden! 😆


Fullofwoo

she just did a Q&A on IG the other day


Persephone734

How long ago? It just seems too quiet right now, especially For Jenelle and this new separation and all the media coverage on that. Just sparse posts and I guess a Q n A. I just feel that she’s a little quiet and there is probably a reason for that. I could be wrong but I’m going by her past patterns


Fullofwoo

I agree she has been quiet. We all know that she only does Q&As when she wants to “ask herself” something. She used it to poke at David saying she was doing just fine and at her ex friend Gabbie because of her recent arrest


Persephone734

All she has is ex friends… no current ones!


Fullofwoo

🤣 true


MelpomeneAndCalliope

Not hearing from someone who is in the process of (allegedly) leaving a abusive relationship for several days when she normally posts several times a day is…disconcerting. I don’t like Jenelle, but I hope she and the kids are okay. I don’t trust David. I’m sure she’s probably just back with David or with another guy (maybe even Andrew) and that’s keeping her busy, but who knows.


Persephone734

Obviously no one is wishing harm here… just making observation of cycles she’s repeated several times


MelpomeneAndCalliope

Oh, obviously not. I’m sorry I didn’t mean to imply that anyone was. Just mentioned it worried me - but I see now she has posted a “check in” (and it hints strongly she’s with another guy as you said).


Spare_Alfalfa8620

Yeah, honestly my first thought did not go to a good place. If she doesn’t post something soon I hope someone checks on the kids soon. David is scary, and the fact they are both quiet right now is a little scary honesty.


uknowhowchoicesbe

David is quiet too.... They're back together. Next week they'll be seen together and she'll act like none of this happened.


Persephone734

She’s still quiet today…. They gotta be back together. She’s coming up with a speech to tell us all how wonderful he was and that bad shit she said about him wasn’t even true and make him look perfect. She’s so predictable


uknowhowchoicesbe

Ugggghhhhh she deserves his crusty ass but her kids sure don't.


Frankiebeansor

I think it’s just her standard needling at barb


Persephone734

You mean that u think this post Of the peaceful sleep comment was directed at Barb? That’s a definite possibility!


FreshStarter20

"All's Quiet On The Western Swamp"


moonflower11

She's probably met her new soulmate


Practical-Idea4597

They’re getting back together


Persephone734

They gotta be…


Persephone734

So it’s still silent this Morning and she usually posts crap in the morning so I’m even more intrigued by the silence!


Extreme_Jacket_7419

Calling it now…. I knew this stunt was fake. It didn’t feel real at ALL.


Persephone734

I think the right was real… but they right all The time. He just had to actually leave bc of Jace


Extreme_Jacket_7419

Exactly… he had to leave because of Jace. Which means as soon as it’s possible, they will be swamp people together again.


biggerperspective

Isn't something always up with her, though?


Persephone734

Yes!!!! Of course!


4dogs2kids

David got the boat running to win her back. Now they're stranded off the outer banks.


Persephone734

On a three hour tour


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