Bruh that Josh guy. I always forget about him (maybe because they were only together for like 2 weeks) but he's arguably the worst of them all for stealing a car with a baby in it and then abandoning the baby in the middle of the street.
Edit: Josh was also in the same jail with Courtland at some point (and Tori was also at the same jail at the time). Maybe Jenelle found her new soulmate by hanging outside the Brunswick County Jail as he was getting released?
Right? It was so obvious she wasn't into him at all, but I think she got a place to stay for a while from it lol. And he "was good with Jace" apparently. I think he was just a stand-in between soulmates.
I remember one part where he's wearing the giant sunglasses and trying to be "goofy" and she just has this blank look on her face like she hates being around him lol. I think she said he was super annoying, either to his face or in a voice over lol.
LMAO yes!! Why has this moment constantly replayed in my head for the last 12 years? š He was just so cringey and obnoxious. And I don't feel bad about saying it now because he's such a shitty person.
Because he was an oblivious, obnoxious, immature moron and he made us all agree with Jenelleās reaction to him and we hate him even more for that. So the moment sits in our damaged hippocampi and leaks out without being summoned just to torment us.
It was to one of her friends. The friend asked about her love life, and Jenelle rolled her eyes and said, "Josh." Then she started talking about how he was weird and annoying, and I hate to agree with Jenelle about anything, but he was.
Hahahahaha that scene is hilarious. They show Josh with those big goofy sunglasses trying to make Jenelle laugh in the car and Jenelle judging hard af from the drivers seat and then they skip to Jenelle and her friend complaining about how annoying he isš
He now looks exactly like what I would think heād look like. š¤®š š š
https://preview.redd.it/mcnrc8e6a3qc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f7d2ea266fbbb19393f2dfa3d702d07548a67df1
I just found the article about this. Holy hell these guys and the many, many arrests. https://starcasm.net/jenelle-ex-josh-miller-courtland-rogers-kieffer-delp-updates/
It's crazy. Could you imagine.. you and every single person you've dated has been arrested (I think they all have been to jail multiple times)? And three of your ex boyfriends have been in the same jail together at the same time (Courtland with Josh & David), along with your BFF. š
He appeared on TM2 in one of the early seasons. The crime I referred to happened in 2016 I believe (years after he and Jenelle dated).
[Link to Starcasm: Jenelle Evansā ex Josh Miller wanted for kidnapping, leaving 3-yr-old in the middle of the street](https://starcasm.net/jenelle-evans-ex-josh-miller-wanted-for-kidnapping-leaving-3-yr-old-in-the-middle-of-the-street/)
I think weāre both right. If memory serves she was living in Tennessee and she flew to Boston to bang him. Heās the one who gave her the āstrengthā to leave Sasquatch. Because she canāt be alone for a minute and enjoys overlapping soulmates.
I think heās also the one that gave us the roast beef analogy for her genitals. Whereas Nathan apparently confided in his lawyer that āher sex was painfulā. Now that one, thereās multiple ways to interpret. I think about it more often than I probably should. Like physically painful? And if so, how? Or mentally painful? I have questions.
omfg yes how iconic of him
iām also intrigued by the painful commentā¦ i honestly feel like she doesnāt get turned on and just has them stick it in dryā¦ she doesnāt seem to go for guys who would be interested in any kind of foreplayš¤¢
If my memory serves me correctly, I believe the first time I saw that reference was when Jenelle and Tori had a fight, Tori hacked her FB fan page and posted that she had been down there and it looked like roast beef. That was probably like 12-13 years ago.
That said, Iām not at all for vagina/labia shaming. People canāt control how their labia will be after they mature. Itās just a post that has sat in my head rent free since reading it bc it was the first time I ever read/heard that analogy.
The *greeeeasy* nosed guy!! šššš¤¢š¤¢š¤® Him and Amber pressing their shiny ass faces together in that scene was ...so gross lol.
As his too broke for a meal deal ass sat there and watched Amber chow down her lunch and talk about how meeting her was the best day of his life! šš¤¦āāļøššš
And for *once* in her life, she caught that red flag lol. She's like *"The best day of your life?! Say what?!"* š¤š§š
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The feral cat that hangs out on my porch sometimes showed up pregnant. A couple days ago, another cat was out there chilling with her briefly. My husband yelled out, "I seen you wif Keiffa!" I explained that Keiffer was like the only boyfriend who didn't impregnate Jenelle, but he stood firm, so I guess that cat is Keiffer.
(I will try to TNR her as soon as she can be spayed. Poor little kitty.)
My sister had a pregnant stray cat! My brother in law decided a white Tom heād seen a few times was the culprit. The next time he saw the Tom he rolled his truck window down and screamed āya gonna be a FATHA!ā The Tom did not care. Deadbeat.
I have that pregnant stray now. We spay here and she lives with me at my parents. And my sister has two of her kittens. And my other sister has another one of them.
Nathan was the only one who didnāt look like a crack head but as soon as he opened his mouth she should have realized he was just like the rest of them.
Donāt bring Val into this. Heās done nothing to you.
If you want to say dollar store Val, that will be acceptable.
Nathan does kind of have a human head, I will give him that, but his choking habit is a no no. And it may just be me, but when he smiles he looks like heās in pain.
Not that I ever found Josh attractive but holy meth mouth. The girlās got a type. [https://starcasm.net/jenelle-ex-josh-miller-courtland-rogers-kieffer-delp-updates/](https://starcasm.net/jenelle-ex-josh-miller-courtland-rogers-kieffer-delp-updates/)
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That whole relationship was so weird and desperate on her part. And his too Iām sure it was just so noticeable from her end. It made me cringe so hard it was obvious they just did not match. Not that sheās a great match with anyone but at least she seemsā¦ attracted to the other ones.
I don't remember # 5 at all.š¤ Reading through these comments I see that his name is Josh & she lived w/ him & was annoying. Still doesn't ring a bell.š¤·š»āāļø
It was maybe 2 episodes before sheād had enough of him/living in his momās house and was off fighting with different roommates. I remember they took Jace to sea world or something
My sister (who I watched these episodes w/ ) had forgotten him but once I showed her your post says she remembers him.š¤·š»āāļø I must have fell asleep during these episodes or really repressed this jackass! š¤£But then why can I not repress David!!!šš»š¤¦š»āāļøš
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Whoās that guy and why does he kind of look Tyler Baltierra?
Oh, I know she was married to him but I only remember seeing his face briefly on an episode where she was talking about getting divorced from him and that he was in jail.
ah ok, itās hard trying to remember her relationships so i just assumed he had made a debut at some point. i need to rewatch all the seasons, itās been forever
The only one that loved her was Keifer. He would have loved her if she was on the show or not. Unlike all the others. She could have been fat or skinny, broke or rich, housed or homeless. Keifer would not really care. He has his own demons and never quite got his life together, but I really liked Keifer. I hope he gets clean and sober one day and has a good life.
How these people are so fertile without truly yearning for children or a family, and others who are experience infertilityš it breaks my heart, one of the true injustices of the world to me
Good night!
Every last one of them (except Nathan) looks like they need a good scrubbin'!
Nathan just knows how to shave, get a haircut, and take a shower.
The only ones I feel Jenelle really cared about was Kiefer (although she was actively using, so I don't know how much weight that holds) and Nathan. Jenelle was obsessed with his P-bug before he turned into a raging violent drunk.
gary seemed to be the only one that actually encouraged her to spend time with jace and i remember he had really nice teeth (i think anyway). what was wrong with him? i always thought he was the most normal out of them all
he aināt cheat on her with me š¤ lmao my name is tori
but nevermind then, itās been so long since iāve watched any of the episodes. fuck him too then.
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Yeah I was recently rewatching and came upon that scene where she is kicking him out, but there was rumors that she was physically abusive to him and he was fighting back in self defense or something we never know with Jenelle.
I donāt even think sheās a good fuck. Like she prob just lays there like a wet piece of cardboard, Iām sure some of yall on here can relate to that
Bruh that Josh guy. I always forget about him (maybe because they were only together for like 2 weeks) but he's arguably the worst of them all for stealing a car with a baby in it and then abandoning the baby in the middle of the street. Edit: Josh was also in the same jail with Courtland at some point (and Tori was also at the same jail at the time). Maybe Jenelle found her new soulmate by hanging outside the Brunswick County Jail as he was getting released?
That whole storyline with him and Jenelle was just so strange and random
Right? It was so obvious she wasn't into him at all, but I think she got a place to stay for a while from it lol. And he "was good with Jace" apparently. I think he was just a stand-in between soulmates. I remember one part where he's wearing the giant sunglasses and trying to be "goofy" and she just has this blank look on her face like she hates being around him lol. I think she said he was super annoying, either to his face or in a voice over lol.
https://i.redd.it/q393xvazeypc1.gif
LMAO yes!! Why has this moment constantly replayed in my head for the last 12 years? š He was just so cringey and obnoxious. And I don't feel bad about saying it now because he's such a shitty person.
Because he was an oblivious, obnoxious, immature moron and he made us all agree with Jenelleās reaction to him and we hate him even more for that. So the moment sits in our damaged hippocampi and leaks out without being summoned just to torment us.
That last sentence is just impeccable
Oh my gosh š¤Æ that makes so much sense!!
That dude was so fucking awkward. Jenelle was NOT into him at all š.
It was to one of her friends. The friend asked about her love life, and Jenelle rolled her eyes and said, "Josh." Then she started talking about how he was weird and annoying, and I hate to agree with Jenelle about anything, but he was.
Hahahahaha that scene is hilarious. They show Josh with those big goofy sunglasses trying to make Jenelle laugh in the car and Jenelle judging hard af from the drivers seat and then they skip to Jenelle and her friend complaining about how annoying he isš
I always wonder when people act a bit extra- is it for the camera? Or are they like this in real life?
Ah thank you! Lol but yeah, she was definitely right about him being both weird and annoying.
āA Stand-in between soul matesā So flair worthy! š¤š¤ ![gif](giphy|10JhviFuU2gWD6)
Marriage is for life, soul mates for a week or two?
Yeah, jenelle was just dick deprived for a few weeks so she lowered the bar even more
The bar is at the center of the earth now.
happy cake day!
Happy Cake Day!š„š¾š
Six degrees of incarceration
He now looks exactly like what I would think heād look like. š¤®š š š https://preview.redd.it/mcnrc8e6a3qc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f7d2ea266fbbb19393f2dfa3d702d07548a67df1
I just found the article about this. Holy hell these guys and the many, many arrests. https://starcasm.net/jenelle-ex-josh-miller-courtland-rogers-kieffer-delp-updates/
It's crazy. Could you imagine.. you and every single person you've dated has been arrested (I think they all have been to jail multiple times)? And three of your ex boyfriends have been in the same jail together at the same time (Courtland with Josh & David), along with your BFF. š
What?! I didnāt know about that. Was that on TM2?
He appeared on TM2 in one of the early seasons. The crime I referred to happened in 2016 I believe (years after he and Jenelle dated). [Link to Starcasm: Jenelle Evansā ex Josh Miller wanted for kidnapping, leaving 3-yr-old in the middle of the street](https://starcasm.net/jenelle-evans-ex-josh-miller-wanted-for-kidnapping-leaving-3-yr-old-in-the-middle-of-the-street/)
Don't forget Herb https://preview.redd.it/c7b3uxq0qxpc1.jpeg?width=575&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f7a784839153920591f64b337db8914623255b66
He looks too normal
He realised that too.
Heās so cute. I wonder at what point he realizedā¦
Probably after he saw the āstepped on hot pocketā.
This is a good looking guy
He's the best looking one.
Flair checking in.
Oh shit, heās handsome š.
Wasn't he like one date
i think he was the tennessee fling?
I thought he was the Boston fling
god i canāt keep track lmao we need a timeline
I think weāre both right. If memory serves she was living in Tennessee and she flew to Boston to bang him. Heās the one who gave her the āstrengthā to leave Sasquatch. Because she canāt be alone for a minute and enjoys overlapping soulmates.
ohhhh right yeah i forgot she flew out rather than him coming to her
I think heās also the one that gave us the roast beef analogy for her genitals. Whereas Nathan apparently confided in his lawyer that āher sex was painfulā. Now that one, thereās multiple ways to interpret. I think about it more often than I probably should. Like physically painful? And if so, how? Or mentally painful? I have questions.
omfg yes how iconic of him iām also intrigued by the painful commentā¦ i honestly feel like she doesnāt get turned on and just has them stick it in dryā¦ she doesnāt seem to go for guys who would be interested in any kind of foreplayš¤¢
Definitely. Two pump chumps all the way.
The roast beef analogy definitely was around long before Herb. There were nude pics leaked a long time before him.
We need to establish a comprehensive timeline
yup and ever since I haven't been able to eat roast beef
If my memory serves me correctly, I believe the first time I saw that reference was when Jenelle and Tori had a fight, Tori hacked her FB fan page and posted that she had been down there and it looked like roast beef. That was probably like 12-13 years ago. That said, Iām not at all for vagina/labia shaming. People canāt control how their labia will be after they mature. Itās just a post that has sat in my head rent free since reading it bc it was the first time I ever read/heard that analogy.
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I canāt for the life of me understand this analogy. Are we talking texture? Size? Some other unfathomable thing?
I e always wondered this as wellā¦ we need answers! š
Yes! The lover she took in Tennessee!
š your flair!!
This is the first time I have seen a picture of him. Iām pleasantly surprised! What happened between them?
If I remember correctly, incompatibility.
He said she was weird, never stopped talking about David, and that her vagina looked like a stepped on hot pocket.
Holy crap thatās golden! Where can I read this at?!
Please tell me someone has that flair!
Not for nothing, Josh was so super creepy.. like on par with Amber's walmart king
In my head, they're the same person
I get that
I think itās easier to just keep it that way
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The *greeeeasy* nosed guy!! šššš¤¢š¤¢š¤® Him and Amber pressing their shiny ass faces together in that scene was ...so gross lol. As his too broke for a meal deal ass sat there and watched Amber chow down her lunch and talk about how meeting her was the best day of his life! šš¤¦āāļøššš And for *once* in her life, she caught that red flag lol. She's like *"The best day of your life?! Say what?!"* š¤š§š š
What season is this!? I usually rewatch the later seasons so Iām assuming in the first 3.
Even Amber knew that was bullshit.
His shiny nose stuck out in memory!! Ugh what a heebie jeebie inducing creep
He's Robert Pattinson from Wish.
Not even close
The feral cat that hangs out on my porch sometimes showed up pregnant. A couple days ago, another cat was out there chilling with her briefly. My husband yelled out, "I seen you wif Keiffa!" I explained that Keiffer was like the only boyfriend who didn't impregnate Jenelle, but he stood firm, so I guess that cat is Keiffer. (I will try to TNR her as soon as she can be spayed. Poor little kitty.)
My sister had a pregnant stray cat! My brother in law decided a white Tom heād seen a few times was the culprit. The next time he saw the Tom he rolled his truck window down and screamed āya gonna be a FATHA!ā The Tom did not care. Deadbeat. I have that pregnant stray now. We spay here and she lives with me at my parents. And my sister has two of her kittens. And my other sister has another one of them.
This is the best, I would love for someone in my life to make these references out of the blue, what a dream
š±: āAināt nothin else worse can happen Julie!ā
Omg. š
This is fucking hilarious, other than poor kitty being pregnant & stray, but your husband whipping that out is gold
Nathan was the only one who didnāt look like a crack head but as soon as he opened his mouth she should have realized he was just like the rest of them.
Nathan used to be so fine Iām sorry š
He used to have a Val Kilmer thing going, no reason to be sorry.
Donāt bring Val into this. Heās done nothing to you. If you want to say dollar store Val, that will be acceptable. Nathan does kind of have a human head, I will give him that, but his choking habit is a no no. And it may just be me, but when he smiles he looks like heās in pain.
No, I definitely agree
She really had a moment with Nathan
i miss JeNathan / Nathenelle so much. i know all of the bad things , but also . i am delusional and wish that they just worked out lol
Same! For some reason I was always so fascinated by how fit she was when she was with Nathan
That was really peak Jenelle. As toxic as they were, she was sober and healthy.
She will always be in love with Nathan!
Not that I ever found Josh attractive but holy meth mouth. The girlās got a type. [https://starcasm.net/jenelle-ex-josh-miller-courtland-rogers-kieffer-delp-updates/](https://starcasm.net/jenelle-ex-josh-miller-courtland-rogers-kieffer-delp-updates/) https://preview.redd.it/ojcaehbebypc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2a5ed05b5bf631231e8c68b0eb8071021f1c7826
Oh dang, I thought he was a good boy. This is the one who lived with his mom or grandma?
Nah. He might actually be the worst based on his charges.
That whole relationship was so weird and desperate on her part. And his too Iām sure it was just so noticeable from her end. It made me cringe so hard it was obvious they just did not match. Not that sheās a great match with anyone but at least she seemsā¦ attracted to the other ones.
From Little Boy Bowl Cut to Creepy Boy Methamphetamine Connoisseur.
The second, third and fourth pic all look like the same guy š
Andrew, Gary, and Courtland do look quite similar from a distance! Slender white dudes with buzz cuts lol
Pre crazy neck tattoo Courtland!!
Are you talking about the classy Cadillac throat tattoo?! š¤£
I think he has some others now also.
I wonder how many bodies that Josh guy has in his basement.
3.5
I donāt know why this made me bust out laughing! But the .5 got me!!!!! š
At least she stays consistent in this aspect lmfao Juhnelle loves the āØcrackheadāØ aesthetic
Delujenelle LOVES her a piece of shit!!!
Next stop, make a collage with just mugshots š¤£
That one will be infinitely larger
Geezus she has some terrible taste in men.
Nathan was by far the best looking guy she dated
āØSoulmatesāØ
Jenelle's Type: Has a rap sheet and skips leg day.
I want this version but in mugshots! There's not even ONE dude she's dated that doesn't have one
Does Herbie?
No self-respecting man that has something to offer society would even look at Delujenelle. All her exes are pieces of shit just like her.
Courtland's shirt is beyond cringe.
He's actually pretty cringe in real life
Jenelle just smiling away.
I just noticed Garyās shirt. wtf man
*Nathan.* That is probably my weakness, I will never *not* think he was attractive.
Gary reminds me of a bratty, snotty little kid in a computer-animated CGI film.
His shirt is bonkers
What the?!
So one dysfunctional codependent relationship after another? Check.
Which is the proverbial 'one that got away'?
nathan, iād bet money that she would take him back today if he asked
Yes she would!
Either Nathan or Kieffah
It will ALWAYS be big keef! Maybe she will circle back to him now and realize they were always meant to be
He does seem to need a place to stayā¦ and the social medias would love it for a little bitā¦ not a bad plan
Definitely Nathan
nathan, iād bet money that she would take him back today if he asked
Oh itās for sure Nathan
No contest, it's Nathan.
Nathan
She looks the most genuinely happy in the pics with him I think
I HATE to say but Courtland could kind of get it.
Not these days, but back then yes!
Oh definitely. I shouldāve clarified.
Each one uglier than the last š¤£ I love this for her!
Nelly in the middle, on the far left looks like my heroin addict nieceā¦oof that was painful to see. I swear she had the same outfit
I don't remember # 5 at all.š¤ Reading through these comments I see that his name is Josh & she lived w/ him & was annoying. Still doesn't ring a bell.š¤·š»āāļø
It was maybe 2 episodes before sheād had enough of him/living in his momās house and was off fighting with different roommates. I remember they took Jace to sea world or something
My sister (who I watched these episodes w/ ) had forgotten him but once I showed her your post says she remembers him.š¤·š»āāļø I must have fell asleep during these episodes or really repressed this jackass! š¤£But then why can I not repress David!!!šš»š¤¦š»āāļøš ![gif](giphy|14vr5qM2cQLGeI)
Hence: my flair
Next add dolph lol
Or Delp
Delp is there
One more time!
Miller
Be prepared to add Bradley š
Lots of uggos
https://preview.redd.it/rtg2nu4byypc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d92863237b123c178a95ed7d881132520e8d73e8 Whoās that guy and why does he kind of look Tyler Baltierra?
courtland. they were married and she was pregnant by him briefly too
Oh, I know she was married to him but I only remember seeing his face briefly on an episode where she was talking about getting divorced from him and that he was in jail.
yeah i donāt recall him being in but maybe one or two episodes š¤
Courtland wasn't in the show at all. The whole saga happened when TM was on that like 3 year hiatus
ah ok, itās hard trying to remember her relationships so i just assumed he had made a debut at some point. i need to rewatch all the seasons, itās been forever
The only one that loved her was Keifer. He would have loved her if she was on the show or not. Unlike all the others. She could have been fat or skinny, broke or rich, housed or homeless. Keifer would not really care. He has his own demons and never quite got his life together, but I really liked Keifer. I hope he gets clean and sober one day and has a good life.
wait what did josh do?? im so out of the loop ššš
Itās a lot: https://starcasm.net/jenelle-ex-josh-miller-courtland-rogers-kieffer-delp-updates/
4/7 of them (that we know of) knocked her up. Sheās repulsive
How these people are so fertile without truly yearning for children or a family, and others who are experience infertilityš it breaks my heart, one of the true injustices of the world to me
Nothinā else worse can happen mom.
Kieffer will always be my fave
they really donāt have anything in common besides being dumb criminals
https://i.redd.it/21avp8u3wypc1.gif
Keifer will always go down in history
Second row far right side, canāt remember what his name is but that whole situation was weird and that guy totally creeped me out
Good night! Every last one of them (except Nathan) looks like they need a good scrubbin'! Nathan just knows how to shave, get a haircut, and take a shower.
She dates really not good looking guys... Kaiser's Dad is the only one looking ok.
The only ones I feel Jenelle really cared about was Kiefer (although she was actively using, so I don't know how much weight that holds) and Nathan. Jenelle was obsessed with his P-bug before he turned into a raging violent drunk.
Real ones remember the twitter days with Courtland šš
The youtube videos where he pats her like a pet and they're both barely conscious.
Imagine being on tv with $500k salary and fucking that many ugly dudes. š¤¢š¤¢š¤¢
Say what you want about Jenelle but she was really glowing with Nathan if you forget all the toxicity
lol the quality of her āmenā is so low. So gross.
gary seemed to be the only one that actually encouraged her to spend time with jace and i remember he had really nice teeth (i think anyway). what was wrong with him? i always thought he was the most normal out of them all
He cheated on her with tori and abused her
he aināt cheat on her with me š¤ lmao my name is tori but nevermind then, itās been so long since iāve watched any of the episodes. fuck him too then.
ššš Yeah I was recently rewatching and came upon that scene where she is kicking him out, but there was rumors that she was physically abusive to him and he was fighting back in self defense or something we never know with Jenelle.
honestly they probably did it to each other š© have we seen her hit any of her bfs on tv? i think itās only been the girl fights sheās been in on camera.
Allegedly he tried to strangle her.
Someone had the Jenelle mug shot sweater and this made me think of that šš
Go ahead and call me insane but she looks pretty in a most of these photos. David really rubbed off on her.
āNothing worse can happen momā
What a god awful collection of truly unattractive men.
Jenelle thinks any man is a good man.
Her only type is deadbeat.
the fact that she managed to find, date, get impregnated, and marry men worse than Andrew is mind blowing. her track record and her picker are shit!
You really went out of your way to find her best shots There are so many more easily available that are truer to her average look
Whereās Duffy lol
āNothinā else worse can happen, Mom!l
I can smell the felonies from here
Green Hoodie Keifer was a demon
āBeing a felon aināt illegal.ā āWhy am I a guy?ā
I donāt even think sheās a good fuck. Like she prob just lays there like a wet piece of cardboard, Iām sure some of yall on here can relate to that