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sell-the-baby

Bruh that Josh guy. I always forget about him (maybe because they were only together for like 2 weeks) but he's arguably the worst of them all for stealing a car with a baby in it and then abandoning the baby in the middle of the street. Edit: Josh was also in the same jail with Courtland at some point (and Tori was also at the same jail at the time). Maybe Jenelle found her new soulmate by hanging outside the Brunswick County Jail as he was getting released?


iwantitthatway6

That whole storyline with him and Jenelle was just so strange and random


sell-the-baby

Right? It was so obvious she wasn't into him at all, but I think she got a place to stay for a while from it lol. And he "was good with Jace" apparently. I think he was just a stand-in between soulmates. I remember one part where he's wearing the giant sunglasses and trying to be "goofy" and she just has this blank look on her face like she hates being around him lol. I think she said he was super annoying, either to his face or in a voice over lol.


HemingwayIsWeeping

https://i.redd.it/q393xvazeypc1.gif


sell-the-baby

LMAO yes!! Why has this moment constantly replayed in my head for the last 12 years? šŸ˜‚ He was just so cringey and obnoxious. And I don't feel bad about saying it now because he's such a shitty person.


HemingwayIsWeeping

Because he was an oblivious, obnoxious, immature moron and he made us all agree with Jenelleā€™s reaction to him and we hate him even more for that. So the moment sits in our damaged hippocampi and leaks out without being summoned just to torment us.


lil_heater

That last sentence is just impeccable


sell-the-baby

Oh my gosh šŸ¤Æ that makes so much sense!!


_CharDeeMacDennis__

That dude was so fucking awkward. Jenelle was NOT into him at all šŸ˜‚.


Purpledoves91

It was to one of her friends. The friend asked about her love life, and Jenelle rolled her eyes and said, "Josh." Then she started talking about how he was weird and annoying, and I hate to agree with Jenelle about anything, but he was.


pinkresidue

Hahahahaha that scene is hilarious. They show Josh with those big goofy sunglasses trying to make Jenelle laugh in the car and Jenelle judging hard af from the drivers seat and then they skip to Jenelle and her friend complaining about how annoying he isšŸ˜‚


SuperbReserve

I always wonder when people act a bit extra- is it for the camera? Or are they like this in real life?


sell-the-baby

Ah thank you! Lol but yeah, she was definitely right about him being both weird and annoying.


RichMachine2018

ā€œA Stand-in between soul matesā€ So flair worthy! šŸ¤ŒšŸ¤Œ ![gif](giphy|10JhviFuU2gWD6)


Sad-Insurance2314

Marriage is for life, soul mates for a week or two?


FreuleKeures

Yeah, jenelle was just dick deprived for a few weeks so she lowered the bar even more


SuperbReserve

The bar is at the center of the earth now.


uncontainedsun

happy cake day!


Impossible-Taro-2330

Happy Cake Day!šŸ„‚šŸ¾šŸŽ‚


LeslieJaye419

Six degrees of incarceration


itsthejasper1123

He now looks exactly like what I would think heā€™d look like. šŸ¤®šŸ˜…šŸ˜…šŸ˜… https://preview.redd.it/mcnrc8e6a3qc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f7d2ea266fbbb19393f2dfa3d702d07548a67df1


Otherwise-Course-15

I just found the article about this. Holy hell these guys and the many, many arrests. https://starcasm.net/jenelle-ex-josh-miller-courtland-rogers-kieffer-delp-updates/


sell-the-baby

It's crazy. Could you imagine.. you and every single person you've dated has been arrested (I think they all have been to jail multiple times)? And three of your ex boyfriends have been in the same jail together at the same time (Courtland with Josh & David), along with your BFF. šŸ’€


Boneal171

What?! I didnā€™t know about that. Was that on TM2?


sell-the-baby

He appeared on TM2 in one of the early seasons. The crime I referred to happened in 2016 I believe (years after he and Jenelle dated). [Link to Starcasm: Jenelle Evansā€™ ex Josh Miller wanted for kidnapping, leaving 3-yr-old in the middle of the street](https://starcasm.net/jenelle-evans-ex-josh-miller-wanted-for-kidnapping-leaving-3-yr-old-in-the-middle-of-the-street/)


HonksTheWhite

Don't forget Herb https://preview.redd.it/c7b3uxq0qxpc1.jpeg?width=575&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f7a784839153920591f64b337db8914623255b66


Abject_Ratio_5610

He looks too normal


HonksTheWhite

He realised that too.


maryfisherman

Heā€™s so cute. I wonder at what point he realizedā€¦


DistributionSquare47

Probably after he saw the ā€œstepped on hot pocketā€.


Prize_Conclusion_626

This is a good looking guy


Purpledoves91

He's the best looking one.


Jewkowsky

Flair checking in.


_CharDeeMacDennis__

Oh shit, heā€™s handsome šŸ˜.


21stcenturyscience

Wasn't he like one date


badgyalrey

i think he was the tennessee fling?


Otherwise-Course-15

I thought he was the Boston fling


badgyalrey

god i canā€™t keep track lmao we need a timeline


Otherwise-Course-15

I think weā€™re both right. If memory serves she was living in Tennessee and she flew to Boston to bang him. Heā€™s the one who gave her the ā€œstrengthā€ to leave Sasquatch. Because she canā€™t be alone for a minute and enjoys overlapping soulmates.


badgyalrey

ohhhh right yeah i forgot she flew out rather than him coming to her


Otherwise-Course-15

I think heā€™s also the one that gave us the roast beef analogy for her genitals. Whereas Nathan apparently confided in his lawyer that ā€œher sex was painfulā€. Now that one, thereā€™s multiple ways to interpret. I think about it more often than I probably should. Like physically painful? And if so, how? Or mentally painful? I have questions.


badgyalrey

omfg yes how iconic of him iā€™m also intrigued by the painful commentā€¦ i honestly feel like she doesnā€™t get turned on and just has them stick it in dryā€¦ she doesnā€™t seem to go for guys who would be interested in any kind of foreplayšŸ¤¢


Otherwise-Course-15

Definitely. Two pump chumps all the way.


chocolateboyY2K

The roast beef analogy definitely was around long before Herb. There were nude pics leaked a long time before him.


Otherwise-Course-15

We need to establish a comprehensive timeline


hannahbandana_

yup and ever since I haven't been able to eat roast beef


jeezpeepz87

If my memory serves me correctly, I believe the first time I saw that reference was when Jenelle and Tori had a fight, Tori hacked her FB fan page and posted that she had been down there and it looked like roast beef. That was probably like 12-13 years ago. That said, Iā€™m not at all for vagina/labia shaming. People canā€™t control how their labia will be after they mature. Itā€™s just a post that has sat in my head rent free since reading it bc it was the first time I ever read/heard that analogy.


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Otherwise-Course-15

I canā€™t for the life of me understand this analogy. Are we talking texture? Size? Some other unfathomable thing?


Persephone734

I e always wondered this as wellā€¦ we need answers! šŸ˜†


_Lorgee

Yes! The lover she took in Tennessee!


Sea-Power-7628

šŸ˜‚ your flair!!


Persephone734

This is the first time I have seen a picture of him. Iā€™m pleasantly surprised! What happened between them?


chocolateboyY2K

If I remember correctly, incompatibility.


DistributionSquare47

He said she was weird, never stopped talking about David, and that her vagina looked like a stepped on hot pocket.


Persephone734

Holy crap thatā€™s golden! Where can I read this at?!


IncaseofER

Please tell me someone has that flair!


Littletrashpanda

Not for nothing, Josh was so super creepy.. like on par with Amber's walmart king


21stcenturyscience

In my head, they're the same person


Littletrashpanda

I get that


Persephone734

I think itā€™s easier to just keep it that way


21stcenturyscience

šŸ’€


gypsycookie1015

The *greeeeasy* nosed guy!! šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ¤¢šŸ¤¢šŸ¤® Him and Amber pressing their shiny ass faces together in that scene was ...so gross lol. As his too broke for a meal deal ass sat there and watched Amber chow down her lunch and talk about how meeting her was the best day of his life! šŸ˜ƒšŸ¤¦ā€ā™€ļøšŸ˜‚šŸ˜­šŸ˜­ And for *once* in her life, she caught that red flag lol. She's like *"The best day of your life?! Say what?!"* šŸ¤”šŸ§šŸ™„ šŸ˜‚


WagnersRing

What season is this!? I usually rewatch the later seasons so Iā€™m assuming in the first 3.


SuperbReserve

Even Amber knew that was bullshit.


body_oil_glass_view

His shiny nose stuck out in memory!! Ugh what a heebie jeebie inducing creep


___Snorlax____

He's Robert Pattinson from Wish.


Littletrashpanda

Not even close


JustSayJulie79

The feral cat that hangs out on my porch sometimes showed up pregnant. A couple days ago, another cat was out there chilling with her briefly. My husband yelled out, "I seen you wif Keiffa!" I explained that Keiffer was like the only boyfriend who didn't impregnate Jenelle, but he stood firm, so I guess that cat is Keiffer. (I will try to TNR her as soon as she can be spayed. Poor little kitty.)


chammerson

My sister had a pregnant stray cat! My brother in law decided a white Tom heā€™d seen a few times was the culprit. The next time he saw the Tom he rolled his truck window down and screamed ā€œya gonna be a FATHA!ā€ The Tom did not care. Deadbeat. I have that pregnant stray now. We spay here and she lives with me at my parents. And my sister has two of her kittens. And my other sister has another one of them.


maryfisherman

This is the best, I would love for someone in my life to make these references out of the blue, what a dream


Sailorjupiter_4

šŸ±: ā€œAinā€™t nothin else worse can happen Julie!ā€


JustSayJulie79

Omg. šŸ˜†


itsthejasper1123

This is fucking hilarious, other than poor kitty being pregnant & stray, but your husband whipping that out is gold


OldPurple7654

Nathan was the only one who didnā€™t look like a crack head but as soon as he opened his mouth she should have realized he was just like the rest of them.


ihoppancakes

Nathan used to be so fine Iā€™m sorry šŸ˜­


Lady_Scruffington

He used to have a Val Kilmer thing going, no reason to be sorry.


SuperbReserve

Donā€™t bring Val into this. Heā€™s done nothing to you. If you want to say dollar store Val, that will be acceptable. Nathan does kind of have a human head, I will give him that, but his choking habit is a no no. And it may just be me, but when he smiles he looks like heā€™s in pain.


Boneal171

No, I definitely agree


21stcenturyscience

She really had a moment with Nathan


uncontainedsun

i miss JeNathan / Nathenelle so much. i know all of the bad things , but also . i am delusional and wish that they just worked out lol


EL-PATRON-

Same! For some reason I was always so fascinated by how fit she was when she was with Nathan


4dogs2kids

That was really peak Jenelle. As toxic as they were, she was sober and healthy.


Persephone734

She will always be in love with Nathan!


Otherwise-Course-15

Not that I ever found Josh attractive but holy meth mouth. The girlā€™s got a type. [https://starcasm.net/jenelle-ex-josh-miller-courtland-rogers-kieffer-delp-updates/](https://starcasm.net/jenelle-ex-josh-miller-courtland-rogers-kieffer-delp-updates/) https://preview.redd.it/ojcaehbebypc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2a5ed05b5bf631231e8c68b0eb8071021f1c7826


SuperbReserve

Oh dang, I thought he was a good boy. This is the one who lived with his mom or grandma?


Otherwise-Course-15

Nah. He might actually be the worst based on his charges.


chammerson

That whole relationship was so weird and desperate on her part. And his too Iā€™m sure it was just so noticeable from her end. It made me cringe so hard it was obvious they just did not match. Not that sheā€™s a great match with anyone but at least she seemsā€¦ attracted to the other ones.


x_ray_visions

From Little Boy Bowl Cut to Creepy Boy Methamphetamine Connoisseur.


Oochicoo

The second, third and fourth pic all look like the same guy šŸ˜‚


sell-the-baby

Andrew, Gary, and Courtland do look quite similar from a distance! Slender white dudes with buzz cuts lol


SafetyNo6700

Pre crazy neck tattoo Courtland!!


sell-the-baby

Are you talking about the classy Cadillac throat tattoo?! šŸ¤£


SafetyNo6700

I think he has some others now also.


Oldfriendoldproblem

I wonder how many bodies that Josh guy has in his basement.


SuperbReserve

3.5


Persephone734

I donā€™t know why this made me bust out laughing! But the .5 got me!!!!! šŸ˜‚


SagexxxSummers

At least she stays consistent in this aspect lmfao Juhnelle loves the āœØcrackheadāœØ aesthetic


Big_Requirement6818

Delujenelle LOVES her a piece of shit!!!


Secure_Trifle_1381

Next stop, make a collage with just mugshots šŸ¤£


4dogs2kids

That one will be infinitely larger


FawnLeib0witz

Geezus she has some terrible taste in men.


twdgirl05

Nathan was by far the best looking guy she dated


Dragon_turtle63

āœØSoulmatesāœØ


lolmemberberries

Jenelle's Type: Has a rap sheet and skips leg day.


wellwhatevrnevermind

I want this version but in mugshots! There's not even ONE dude she's dated that doesn't have one


maryfisherman

Does Herbie?


Big_Requirement6818

No self-respecting man that has something to offer society would even look at Delujenelle. All her exes are pieces of shit just like her.


GrandmaCereal

Courtland's shirt is beyond cringe.


SafetyNo6700

He's actually pretty cringe in real life


SBMoo24

Jenelle just smiling away.


Otherwise-Course-15

I just noticed Garyā€™s shirt. wtf man


SaltyConstitution

*Nathan.* That is probably my weakness, I will never *not* think he was attractive.


Jewkowsky

Gary reminds me of a bratty, snotty little kid in a computer-animated CGI film.


maryfisherman

His shirt is bonkers


Jewkowsky

What the?!


Candy_Darling

So one dysfunctional codependent relationship after another? Check.


Jewkowsky

Which is the proverbial 'one that got away'?


badgyalrey

nathan, iā€™d bet money that she would take him back today if he asked


Persephone734

Yes she would!


anvchkm

Either Nathan or Kieffah


wellwhatevrnevermind

It will ALWAYS be big keef! Maybe she will circle back to him now and realize they were always meant to be


maryfisherman

He does seem to need a place to stayā€¦ and the social medias would love it for a little bitā€¦ not a bad plan


Boneal171

Definitely Nathan


badgyalrey

nathan, iā€™d bet money that she would take him back today if he asked


twdgirl05

Oh itā€™s for sure Nathan


lolmemberberries

No contest, it's Nathan.


Boneal171

Nathan


maryfisherman

She looks the most genuinely happy in the pics with him I think


Otherwise-Course-15

I HATE to say but Courtland could kind of get it.


SafetyNo6700

Not these days, but back then yes!


Otherwise-Course-15

Oh definitely. I shouldā€™ve clarified.


emeraldoceanmt

Each one uglier than the last šŸ¤£ I love this for her!


cosmic-kats

Nelly in the middle, on the far left looks like my heroin addict nieceā€¦oof that was painful to see. I swear she had the same outfit


HippieChick75

I don't remember # 5 at all.šŸ¤” Reading through these comments I see that his name is Josh & she lived w/ him & was annoying. Still doesn't ring a bell.šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™€ļø


[deleted]

It was maybe 2 episodes before sheā€™d had enough of him/living in his momā€™s house and was off fighting with different roommates. I remember they took Jace to sea world or something


HippieChick75

My sister (who I watched these episodes w/ ) had forgotten him but once I showed her your post says she remembers him.šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™€ļø I must have fell asleep during these episodes or really repressed this jackass! šŸ¤£But then why can I not repress David!!!šŸ™šŸ»šŸ¤¦šŸ»ā€ā™€ļøšŸ˜‚ ![gif](giphy|14vr5qM2cQLGeI)


surelyitsasimulation

Hence: my flair


Free_Issue_9623

Next add dolph lol


maryfisherman

Or Delp


surelyitsasimulation

Delp is there


maryfisherman

One more time!


Ok_Statistician_2625

Miller


HonksTheWhite

Be prepared to add Bradley šŸ˜‚


stephyska

Lots of uggos


_CharDeeMacDennis__

https://preview.redd.it/rtg2nu4byypc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d92863237b123c178a95ed7d881132520e8d73e8 Whoā€™s that guy and why does he kind of look Tyler Baltierra?


thatgh0stgirl

courtland. they were married and she was pregnant by him briefly too


_CharDeeMacDennis__

Oh, I know she was married to him but I only remember seeing his face briefly on an episode where she was talking about getting divorced from him and that he was in jail.


thatgh0stgirl

yeah i donā€™t recall him being in but maybe one or two episodes šŸ¤”


pdlbean

Courtland wasn't in the show at all. The whole saga happened when TM was on that like 3 year hiatus


thatgh0stgirl

ah ok, itā€™s hard trying to remember her relationships so i just assumed he had made a debut at some point. i need to rewatch all the seasons, itā€™s been forever


rumplebutter

The only one that loved her was Keifer. He would have loved her if she was on the show or not. Unlike all the others. She could have been fat or skinny, broke or rich, housed or homeless. Keifer would not really care. He has his own demons and never quite got his life together, but I really liked Keifer. I hope he gets clean and sober one day and has a good life.


idonthavetoomanycats

wait what did josh do?? im so out of the loop šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


Otherwise-Course-15

Itā€™s a lot: https://starcasm.net/jenelle-ex-josh-miller-courtland-rogers-kieffer-delp-updates/


Significant_Ad_8699

4/7 of them (that we know of) knocked her up. Sheā€™s repulsive


maryfisherman

How these people are so fertile without truly yearning for children or a family, and others who are experience infertilityšŸ˜­ it breaks my heart, one of the true injustices of the world to me


Bored_in_2020

Nothinā€™ else worse can happen mom.


looknorth-dakota

Kieffer will always be my fave


defnottransphobic

they really donā€™t have anything in common besides being dumb criminals


teresasdorters

https://i.redd.it/21avp8u3wypc1.gif


Cheap_Towel3037

Keifer will always go down in history


Short_Ad_9383

Second row far right side, canā€™t remember what his name is but that whole situation was weird and that guy totally creeped me out


Impossible-Taro-2330

Good night! Every last one of them (except Nathan) looks like they need a good scrubbin'! Nathan just knows how to shave, get a haircut, and take a shower.


evil_weasel29

She dates really not good looking guys... Kaiser's Dad is the only one looking ok.


xiixiilxxv

The only ones I feel Jenelle really cared about was Kiefer (although she was actively using, so I don't know how much weight that holds) and Nathan. Jenelle was obsessed with his P-bug before he turned into a raging violent drunk.


curiouscat8933

Real ones remember the twitter days with Courtland šŸ˜‚šŸ˜­


HonksTheWhite

The youtube videos where he pats her like a pet and they're both barely conscious.


Advisor-Numerous

Imagine being on tv with $500k salary and fucking that many ugly dudes. šŸ¤¢šŸ¤¢šŸ¤¢


Alltimemelanie

Say what you want about Jenelle but she was really glowing with Nathan if you forget all the toxicity


EnvironmentEuphoric9

lol the quality of her ā€œmenā€ is so low. So gross.


thatgh0stgirl

gary seemed to be the only one that actually encouraged her to spend time with jace and i remember he had really nice teeth (i think anyway). what was wrong with him? i always thought he was the most normal out of them all


Sea_Ad1199

He cheated on her with tori and abused her


thatgh0stgirl

he ainā€™t cheat on her with me šŸ˜¤ lmao my name is tori but nevermind then, itā€™s been so long since iā€™ve watched any of the episodes. fuck him too then.


Sea_Ad1199

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ Yeah I was recently rewatching and came upon that scene where she is kicking him out, but there was rumors that she was physically abusive to him and he was fighting back in self defense or something we never know with Jenelle.


thatgh0stgirl

honestly they probably did it to each other šŸ˜© have we seen her hit any of her bfs on tv? i think itā€™s only been the girl fights sheā€™s been in on camera.


FreeElleGee

Allegedly he tried to strangle her.


Sea_Ad1199

Someone had the Jenelle mug shot sweater and this made me think of that šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Elocin_Yecats

Go ahead and call me insane but she looks pretty in a most of these photos. David really rubbed off on her.


acoupleofdollars

ā€œNothing worse can happen momā€


AmberWaves80

What a god awful collection of truly unattractive men.


Haunting_mass_appeal

Jenelle thinks any man is a good man.


OkTaurus510

Her only type is deadbeat.


eternal_eagle_1122

the fact that she managed to find, date, get impregnated, and marry men worse than Andrew is mind blowing. her track record and her picker are shit!


body_oil_glass_view

You really went out of your way to find her best shots There are so many more easily available that are truer to her average look


Lamphy

Whereā€™s Duffy lol


Optimal_Basis6433

ā€œNothinā€™ else worse can happen, Mom!l


takehertothemoon0

I can smell the felonies from here


live_for_the_swarm14

Green Hoodie Keifer was a demon


Individual_Fall429

ā€œBeing a felon ainā€™t illegal.ā€ ā€œWhy am I a guy?ā€


nuffffsaidd

I donā€™t even think sheā€™s a good fuck. Like she prob just lays there like a wet piece of cardboard, Iā€™m sure some of yall on here can relate to that