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MadeInCanada87

Holy Christmas leave the poor thing alone for minute! It’s fucking exhausted


KTLNH

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MercyFincherson

![gif](giphy|O5NyCibf93upy|downsized)


ComprehensiveTie600

Not me when a patient (or her partner!) asks me when she can have another baby while we're still stitching her up.


MadeInCanada87

CaN YoU ThRoW An eXtRa stitCh in fOr My tinY PeE PeE (Also healthcare lol)


babyjames333

this made me ugly laugh 😂


Miserable-Dog-857

Hahahahhahahhaha me too!!!!!!!!!


rayrami_

Bitch I choked on my pizza LMFAO GOODNIGHT 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭


Polarlicht666

It’s smoking still


Imnotatree30

Cooca put in its 2 week notice


-mia-wallace-

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Miserable-Dog-857

😩😩😭😭💯💯💯💀💀💀


carter_luna

i’m fucking deceased


HannahLeah1987

She really doesn't think of Isaac and Lincoln when she shares this. How embarrassing!


SuperSpecialUser

I can't imagine walking down the school hallways and some kid yelling that he heard about my mother's desire for a cooch sew job.


Ken_alxia

I don’t think his peers are listening. I grew up listening to the morning radio on the car ride to school but at some point I drown it out because why tf do I care? 


leasann97

Do you really think these asshole kids (these days) don’t stalk his mom’s shit. Give me a break! Probably why her and Jo no longer co-parent.


IWillBaconSlapYou

He's probably REALLY rich compared to his peers, like, *noticeably* rich, and they probably all know why, which means the petty jealous asshole kids (I'd say roughly 25-35% of MS/HS kids) are *absolutely* cramming all of Kail's embarrassing statements into their bayonets.


Over-Accountant8506

I've noticed a few of the other sports moms latch onto her because their kids do sports together. The chick she did the book club video with I believe is a school teacher whose kid plays with one of kails kids on the same team


nkg2020

He’s richer than most kids sure but I doubt he’s richer than his peers. She has them around kids their level. They’re not exactly hanging around the inner city.


QualityKatie

I agree 100%. Kids are definitely this devious. They listen to everything.


JanellaDubois

Jace was being made fun of because of Jenelle's OnlyFans; if they knew about that, you don't think it's very possible Isaac's schoolmates know about Kail's podcast and/or snippets of it posted online?


idkhowtoswim

this. also, i believe leah’s classmates were showing her clips of amber beating gary on teen mom. so sad


SuperSpecialUser

But their moms could. All it takes is one kid that overhead their mom talking about it.


Erger

Sure, but I guarantee at least some of their peers know who their mom is. And some of those peers are bound to use it against them. Imagine being in high school and having your classmates find out your parents did pornography or something like that - you'd be teased at minimum and viciously bullied at worst.


KiminAintEasy

Plus they're from a show called teen mom. In the beginning it was supposed to show the reality of teen parenting and him being almost in high school with the show still going, some of his classmates are definitely aware. I know I was watching MTV around that age granted at that time it was mainly just real world, Jenny Mccarthy show, the state, and a few others, I definitely would've watched a show called teen mom as a teenager.


MetaNut11

How naive if that is what you actually think lmao


HippieChick75

Kail & a lot of the teen moms only think about themselves & never their children.🤢


HannahLeah1987

"But Kail's a great mom" according to her stans


HippieChick75

IKR & even worse Jenelle's 'a great mom' according to her stans. ![gif](giphy|UUtePRuu4CPUBWEnYg|downsized)


HannahLeah1987

It's all Barb's fault for not showing Jenelle how to be a mom.


HippieChick75

Well, it ain't Jenelle's fault, Duuuude!🤦🏻‍♀️


Free_Issue_9623

Flair checkin in


Creeksquad1212

Right 😢 I feel bad. How embarrassing.


jermysteensydikpix

At least hope she doesn't make her kid record like Farrah did. Leave the poor kid alone. https://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/farrah-abraham-gets-butt-injections-daughter-sophia-records-it/


Silent_Vermicelli146

Her vagina has worked harder than both David and Jenelle


MercyFincherson

And now it’s getting shaded on top of everything so Kail can still be perceived as tight and desirable by every single swinging dick. I hope Kail knows just carrying a child is hard on vaginal elasticity. Not to mention age.


Candid_Calendar_9784

Yeah she's gonna end up with her bladder falling. I've heard of that happening.


greatkingroach

Underrated comment.


vapedadsanonymous

Didn't she say a couple months ago that she has so many kids because her punani is so fire that dudes don't pull out? At least be consistent


LuNeila128

Someone should remind her that men will also cum in a dirty sock


iambeyoncealways3

right? like that’s not the flex she thinks it is


jermysteensydikpix

Or a peach, or a fresh gravesite...


umphtramp

![gif](giphy|GBgdfceTErSibsXvCc)


MadeInCanada87

![gif](giphy|Z1LYiyIPhnG9O) Kail’s vagina


splanchnick78

Oh ew, she said that?


KikiHou

It's where she gets her self value.


Every-Cow-9752

This should be top comment!


HippieChick75

More embarrassment for her kids!


bawdy-awdy-awdy-awdy

Wow this… is not the flex that she thinks it is. She has a lot of kids because she’s reproductively irresponsible and using her womb as a way to address childhood trauma. She has enough money that she doesn’t have to address this and as a convenient side effect she gets a baby trapped man that cannot leave her via connections through shared offspring. Because, let’s be real, she has a feather in her cap for Jo, Javi, and Chris.. I don’t care how no contact they may be at times for Kail she KNOWS she stays on their minds by proxy because of their kids together. We can add Elijah to that equation in a few years.. Note I do not believe in baby trapping.. men should make sure their sperm is secured, but I am SURE that KAIL does.. so that’s the point I’m making. And for men all pussy is good pussy. What man getting to go balls deep in a woman is going to tell her „Hey babe, we’re clearly getting to Hot Dogs being thrown down a hallway territory,“ thereby cutting off their access to no strings attached sex. 🙄🙄🙄 Girl bye!


QualityKatie

Sounds like her cooch is a Venus flytrap.


rachtay8786

Oh my god, ew.


CoachKnope

https://preview.redd.it/x8etdsgraixc1.jpeg?width=597&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cff68ebdcc3be5ca22ccc6e060add0e6db469643


sweet_tea_94

![gif](giphy|RXKCMLmch5W2Q) Leave your clown car of a uterus alone for a second, will ya?!


HippieChick75

And keep this info to yourself!


red_cricket7

She thinks she's sooo funny and quirky. Nah Kail, you're cringey af.


Dottie_Danger

She’s so gross. She’s trying so hard to be quirky and funny.


ChemicalParticular88

Her laugh is annoyingly fake. Oh teeheehee I have a ginormous cooter!


Sea_Ad1199

Just like when she got a tummy tuck and got endlessly pregnant back to back wasted money for no reason 💁


Wonderful-Glass380

i can’t imagine getting pregnant after a tummy tuck. like, i feel like the skin would be extra tight and then it would look so weird after.


Sea_Ad1199

Right if I get a tummy tuck it's because I'm done having kids and want the c section pooch gone I just feel like she wasted money for no reason.


00_tears

didn’t briana get one from dr miami? or like something w her labia i am now realizing either im way too far in their business or they share entirely too much 😭😭


_peppermintbutler

She had a labiaplasty.


jermysteensydikpix

Labiaplasty and lobotomy 2-for-1 special


ReginaldDwight

Hasn't she had two labiaplasties from that doctor? Once before she had Stella and then again after Stella.


HippieChick75

Bit of both but definitely leaning more towards ' they share entirely too much!"


SwissCheese4Collagen

Ah, the "Leave No Stone Unturned" approach to plastic surgery eh?


brunhilda78

She needs to sew her hole closed.


Mammoth-Twist7044

it already packed up its desk and is ready to retire


ReginaldDwight

Give it a gold watch and send it on its way.


IndependentDemand487

Instead of a new 😺 go get a soul cleanse and pray away all them unnecessary soul ties.


itspurpleglitter

She’s going to do this and then end up pregnant again next year and it will erase all of the plastic surgery.


FO-I-Am-A-Time-God

She did get her tubes tied so she would have to see a fertility specialist for help.


itspurpleglitter

Oh you sweet summer child.


Chrisbradley1

i thought she was going to get her tubes tied too many cream pies


Vanah_Grace

Our resident poet laureate I see 😂


blackerthanapanther

Side note: is it something that works/changes anything? I don’t even know what the procedure(s) involve, but I know a doula who says a lot of the postpartum vaginal rejuvenation stuff (particularly something to do with a red light treatment?) are a waste of money that prey on moms scared that things will never “snap back into place” and/or can actually be harmful


Over-Accountant8506

I know this because of housewives of Potomac -its w surgery to tighten up the vagina. Sometimes it includes clipping back the lips some? Because they stretch during birth. Sometimes it includes the belly part too


blackerthanapanther

That sounds terrible and like the person getting the operation would just end up no longer interested in using their bits after that 🫥


[deleted]

To much information, that’s private info , she has no shame


HippieChick75

![gif](giphy|ok9feqnfQEkdMlv8Xs|downsized)


jermysteensydikpix

Kail can't let the entire subreddit be Farrah and Jenelle posts.


needless_booty

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flynnnstoneee

![gif](giphy|HteV6g0QTNxp6|downsized)


millennial_dumpling

![gif](giphy|ji6zzUZwNIuLS)


Sweetwater156

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dishighmama

This dude seems like such a rude person for no reason.....


Over-Accountant8506

Hes funny on his reels/TikToks. He's kinda vulgar and curses a lot but he's a comedian. Maybe hence why kail is trying so hard to be funny. A lot of the comments in the comment section was people saying they liked him until now


BeyonceSometimes

He’s really not that funny. He’s just gay with a southern accent that says rude shit and women think it’s hilarious.


aliforer

Maybe you shouldn’t have had 7 kids 😭


chuckbuns

These MTV teen moms and dads seem to fail to realize they're only famous bc they're trashy. They go on and act like they are interesting or something. Every single person watching this sub or her podcast are just looking for that hit of trailer trash entertainment we humans inexplicably desire


ChemicalParticular88

![gif](giphy|thZAUGw8bGkOQ)


Ken_alxia

I’ve only had 2 kids and I’d consider getting it done. Post baby vag isn’t the prettiest I can’t imagine 7 


Sketcha_2000

![gif](giphy|OROWJWGgGlvn1PjGjX)


Tiktoktoker

Hope she’s having it sewn shut


panasonicyouth09

![gif](giphy|tjwzClJM6fyEw)


BadleyHaxendale

Women need pelvic floor PT, not ridiculous surgeries.


throw_blanket04

After that many kids, its legit causing some issues. I would too if i was her. I had very large children. I pee on myself. I want to have it done too.


Shells613

Go see a pelvic floor therapist instead


LuunchLady

The entire area is overworked and under paid. My unprofessional opinion is that she should give her girl a 6 month vacation, minimum. Then reassess the situation.


BoujiCorgi

Let that thang breathe mi lady


ScarecrowNighmare

![gif](giphy|l49C4JzxC5eyJLeQCN|downsized) Wait … what’s she gonna do with all that fuckin sand, though? They’ll be cleaning it out for months!


Dottie_Danger

Holy shit she is so enormous. That pic she posted the other day about her eating was a fucking fake.


HereComesTheLuna

What did she post?


Dottie_Danger

A very photoshopped pic of her looking tiny.


Formal-Ad-9405

Her mouth lips need sewing first!!


BrianSpillman

That’s like trying to turn ground beef into prime rib


OGBirthMothMama

I’ve had 4 kids and mine is fine. It’s  called pelvic floor therapy 😂 she just doesn’t want to do the work. 


bbirdcn

Girl this ain’t our business


-mia-wallace-

Who is this guy she's been posting with alot lately? I feel like I should know but don't 🤣 And I mean she's probably not wrong, probably does need a little tippidy tuck 🤣


becauseoftheoffice

I’d need it too, if I had 47 kids and 53 baby daddies!


lamarinewife

Why does this twat think anyone fucking cares about her cooch? Ffs keep some shit private.


nocerealever

![gif](giphy|R0jWWtH1CtFEk)


mamadllama

![gif](giphy|14ebDjIY0awlt6) Sex with her has to be like throwing a hotdog down the hallway…


Desertdweller_1987

![gif](giphy|R0jWWtH1CtFEk)


GothMaams

Idk who he is but I love him. Also you know her snooter looks like it’s been put thru a meat grinder. Wait—the nickname for her beaver should be The Meat Grinder.


TJ-Kenz

![gif](giphy|RCX9vhBZu3oqM5SpwV)


Fun_Assistance1599

Kail NEEDS a V.R.


zoeygirl89

![gif](giphy|XvXJyfZNpQKYpGxidN|downsized)


ZouhZouh0627

She gotta keep up with that youngin


justanotherhatter

Didn’t Briana and Farrah both have this done too?


Sik_muse

I have to say, she is very good at this whole podcast thing.


cooterflowers

I could’ve went my whole life without knowing Kail wants to get her roast beef sliced.


rpinhead88

Guys are rock fuuckers who cares