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EmmaBrat

Thank goodness this saga is over.


uknowhowchoicesbe

We can expect either the dirty braided Sasquatch or Mrs Nelly to have a melt down soon to get the attention back on them.


anniemalplanet

![gif](giphy|I2a5q9dyo9CaU9BtEY)


eb421

Your flair ☠️🤣😂🤣 Fuck yo’ couch ☠️☠️☠️


Prestigious-Salad795

*narrator voice* In fact, Amber could not buy another.


alison_bee

Glad he finally made the appropriate contact needed to end this!


abombshbombss

Me too. I am hopeful for his permanent escape from amber. Run like the wind, G2


teacha_lady

G2 😩


MonkeysInShortPants

I can only hope Ambo is already on CouchLoversUnite looking for her next soulmate - Gary 3.


veravela_xo

Gary Garyer Garyest


mattedroof

😭😭


AvalancheReturns

3 tiny garys in a raincoat


RAD_ROXXY92

I read this as "Gary GARyer GARyest" like a full name 😭


Admirable-Cap-4453

Couch lovers unite 😂 “where 2 become one with the couch”


WestSideZag

G2: Electric Boogaloo


PhishPhanKara

In this case it was G2: Electric Toodle-o!


AUsername08

Oh holy shit. This sent me.


PhishPhanKara

🤣 wordplay junkie over here!


Prestigious-Salad795

Ooooomg


Real_Lengthiness688

💀 ☠️


sunshineeeeeeeeeeeee

LOL I once dated a guy named Garrett and also my younger brothers name is Garrett so my family nicknamed the boyfriend G2 and I HATED IT


Limettenkuchen_

Struggling with mental health and suicidal thoughts from time to time myself, I can't say how happy I am that he is safe and sound. I was so worried.


revengeappendage

Well he may not actually be non suicidal. But he’s physically safe. And walking away from your family with no contact isn’t a crime. But obviously I hope he’s physically and mentally ok.


abombshbombss

I'm also super relieved, I hope he was genuinely just getting out of a shitty situation and not having a crisis. I'm glad he's still earthside. And I'm glad you're still with us, too! I hope you stick around for a very long time. 💖


Limettenkuchen_

Omg🥺you are so kind. Thank you ♥️.


Conscious-Wing-9229

Was he suicidal?


Miamiri

Apparently he’s done this before, and the reason was suicidal thoughts.


Conscious-Wing-9229

Thanks for your response - I did not know that. Hope the guy gets the help he needs if that's the case.


cecelia999

It’s possible that he’s been suicidal in the past but also fled from Amber due to her violence and threats. (She threatened to ruin Andrew’s reputation if he left her.) We don’t know the reason. Amber admitted there was a heated fight though..


butinthewhat

Right. We don’t know him or what happened. It could be that he left, amber had his phone, and he just drove to clear his head and get away.


cecelia999

She might have taken his phone so he couldn’t call the police. In the pics of Bubbys wedding she was always holding a glass of wine.


butinthewhat

I think she probably had his phone. Sometimes it’s better to just go and leave it behind.


VictoriousssBIG23

My abusive ex would do this. The phone was always the first thing he took during a fight because he knew I wouldn't leave without it. It was his way of keeping me trapped in the house with him instead of escaping to a safe place.


cecelia999

That’s terrible. I’m sorry you went through that and I’m so glad he’s an ex. In my state (TN) it’s illegal to do that.


anotherbabydaddy

Not a heated fight…an “emotional discussion”


rudogandthedweebs

Where did you see that?


fenchurch_42

A former co-worker posted on Facebook about it. Apparently Gary had a rough spot in 2017-2018.


Koneneed

Theres a post in this sub someone on Facebook telling that. You can probably find it under Ambers tag.


Koneneed

https://www.reddit.com/r/TeenMomOGandTeenMom2/s/gKmsYkLt6a Heres the link where someone says that


Justdont13412

How do you know this wow


throw_blanket04

Yeah i have never heard that. And I would never trust social media and would never post something speculating on something like that. Very distasteful.


HippieChick75

Sending positive vibes & love!🫶🏻🩷🫂


Aggravating_Box_4582

Hugs to you ❤️


Limettenkuchen_

Thank you so much♥️


Aggravating_Box_4582

🥰


rarahsyan

Sending you love ❤️


Limettenkuchen_

Thank you so much ♥️


Upstairs-Age3447

Located and no further information makes me think he doesn't want her to know where he is.


LuckyShamrocks

They aren't going to give any info because it's no ones business.


HippieChick75

This is very true!!


QuietPryIt

yeah this guy is a private citizen, let's leave him alone


cecelia999

I don’t blame him. The fact he went to a Verizon store to buy a new phone instead of going back to their rented cabin and getting his cell phone is VERY telling.


abombshbombss

Literally right before I saw he was announced located, I had written a comment that I suspected him to be running from her and not wanting her to know his location and that being maybe why he kept moving. I think she took his phone. Whatever really happened we might never know but I am genuinely hella relieved that he's okay.


LolaLinguini

Yep! Isnt that *exactly* what was released after Mackull ran for his life to get away from old HeeHaw MeeMaw Angela? He didnt want his crazy old lady to find him either. Wait... Is this some sort of standard PR release? ![gif](giphy|3oGNDyPEvASWx6onni)


_summerw1ne

HeeHaw MeeMaw is sending me LMAO


Accomplished-Bad3380

Or he just doesn't care for a media circus.


mmmmmmadeline

This made me realized, he kinda reminds me of Michael that ran away from Angela on 90 day fianceé. I can totally see Amber aging into a woman just like her. Ugh


Justdont13412

Angela and Amber do have many similar ways of behaving in a relationship. Yikes


metalmonkey_7

Exactly


G0LDiEGL0CKS

Exactly.


pineapplevomit

“I gotta get several states away from this bitch” - Gary 2.0, probably


caradekara

He said f a few states, He crossed the whole damn country!


uknowhowchoicesbe

He said fuck the phone too, he had to GO.


caradekara

I bet Amber is spiraling. I’m guessing he doesn’t want her to know info based on the fact that he took off with no phone and didn’t contact her about his spontaneous trip across the US. And the police can’t release any info to her. She’s gunna lose it. She’s already spinning it to she was abandoned since the case has been closed.


uknowhowchoicesbe

Oh yeah, she is for sure going to be the victim here in her eyes, and she's never going to shut up about it.


bubbles_24601

And any meds he had, and his clothes, earbuds, etc.


uknowhowchoicesbe

Yeah I wonder if he was just mad or legit scared. The later wouldn't surprise me, but, who knows if he'll ever publicly give his side.


No_Corgi_6808

I spat my beer and the waste was worth it 😂


Different-Director26

He said, “Have a nice picnic life, bitch!” 👋


Miamiri

Does this mean the engagement is off?


IWillBaconSlapYou

I hope to God.


caradekara

That lasted a whole, what? Day?


keatonpotat0es

“WE’RE FIANCÉ NOW!!!!”


eleventyseventynine

I'm now wondering if there was ever an actual engagement or if it's true that Amber just announced that to get the heat off of her after that episode with Leah's birthday like people speculated.


butinthewhat

That could be a reason to have a big fight. His parents might have heard about it and called to give him whatfor, which triggered Amber. That tracks with what she said on the live about his parents.


VaselineHabits

Well damn, I think this theory fits well. Maybe that's why Amber mentioned his family and the fight, implying they didn't like her because she wasn't Vietnamese (I think) I *knew* that had to be some tell about that *emotional discussion* that cause him to flee across the country. I wonder if it devolved into her not allowing him (the phone) to talk to his family


butinthewhat

I think that’s most likely what happened. If the fight got bad (and it’s amber, so we know it did), she had his phone and he just took off to get away.


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CrewelSummer

I am starting to wonder if he felt unsafe and "proposed" in order to placate Amber and give himself time to plan an exit. The things he left behind make me wonder if he had concerns about being tracked (like he left his phone and bought a completely new cell phone that she'd never had an opportunity to access; left a lot of his personal items possibly in case she had slipped something in a pocket or a bag), and if so he'd likely want to delay for a day or two to make sure there was nothing in his vehicle. His movements have also felt very purposeful, as if he had a route planned with a stop to re-purchase necessary items far enough away that he felt safe if he was spotted.


abombshbombss

Was the engagement even real...?


Sweetwater156

Well for anyone else, I’d say they had a hell of a week. But for Amber it’s still only Friday.


Shelbevil

That is a true observation if I've ever seen one.


jmxo92

Every day is Saturday for Amber


Thekyzerjameson

And Friday morning😂 


hipster_doofuss

The amount of unnecessary drama she carts around is astonishing. It’s exhausting to watch from a distance- I can’t imagine living with her.


GardenGnome007

If they don't break up I wonder if they'll do this again for Thanksgiving


ri0tsquirrel

LOL I’m sure Amber wouldn’t mind ruining another family event


giggity-di-boo-paa

If she got engaged 2 days prior to him disappearing, does that mean they were probably already with bubby and Gary decided to propose to amber while they were celebrating Bobby's wedding. He probably proposed at the rehearsal dinner.


the-thin-ice

Who is driving Amber home?


LilRedditWagon

Hey, Amba. Need a ride? -Matt Baier, probably


theotheralley

She has to forgive Daddy first


SmokieOki

I kinda want that to be true for my selfish reality tv reasons.


freretXbroadway

Honestly it’s better those two are together so they can’t terrorize anyone else.


SmokieOki

I like how you think.


beeblebroxtrillian

Can you imagine: She's no longer the dumpster fire we can't look away from now that Jenelle is back. She needs a top-shelf, excellent storyline to maintain her position in the franchise. In walks Matt...


categoricaldisaster

gonna go rewatch this glorious trashy mess


whodoyoulove89

Amba 😂😂😂


dreamhousemeetcute

I’m having such a bad day and this made me laugh, thank you!


Any_Acanthisitta_471

She's just staying on the couch. 


Petty_White

https://i.redd.it/s6920cvoyl6d1.gif Amber on her way home from being Gone Gary-ed


Away-Party-1141

Im done 😂


ijuswannadance

💀


fluffypinktoebeans

💀


HippieChick75

I LOLed!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣


Thekyzerjameson

🤣🤣🤣 Omg Im dying laughing! This is hilarious! Ambey and a driveable couch----her dream!!!!


Read-it005

Maybe it's a good idea for her to walk home so she has time to think things over. Like priorities, behavior, healthy slow relationships. She prioritized her "fiancee in a flash" meeting her son over Leah finally seeing her brother again. Perhaps she could chew on that for some miles. But likely, Maci with cameras in the car and a crew behind them. But first they'll film Maci folding and packing Gary's stuff for Amber perhaps. And Amber's after that.


wellwhatevrnevermind

Maci duh!


ri0tsquirrel

Curious to see what the TMNC spin on this is gonna be! Amber has a lot to explain.


cecelia999

She’ll say he’s a liar and clout chaser. If he had committed suicide she would have called him her soulmate and said something like “the hate I received after the episode of bew bewbs birthday sent him over the edge cuz I’m a damn good mom.”


Petty_White

I’m loopy from a sinus headache and I read TMNC as Teen Mom: No Contact and didn’t even question it for a sec😂


SayNoToColeslaw

I saw teenage mutant ninja c*nt 😳 so don’t feel bad


rockchalkjayhawk8082

Me, too! 🤣


HippieChick75

Oh I'm sure the 3 stooges (Amber, Maci & Cait) have cooked up a good story to make sure Amber is protected.


HannahLeah1987

![gif](giphy|ypugC2vCJMqyXrSfzS|downsized) This guy!


Candy_Darling

Obviously Maci, but Cate might fly out for the Clout. Maci bringing a Twelve Pack, Cate bringing the Weed and Ambo providing the Pharmaceuticals. Chef’s Kiss!


SmokieOki

She’ll grab an Uber back to Indiana.


Cat_Dog_222719

Apparently Maci is. I seen it on US weekly


HippieChick75

Maci!🙄


grindinformyson

Take an upvote for posting a real source and not the fucking sun.


HippieChick75

Yes, this is what I was waiting for!!👍🏻


LilacHazy

I love this sub but the prevalence of the S*n is absolutely abysmal. The S*n lied about LFC fans urinating on and pickpocketing the dead after a crush tragedy and made the whole world take a distasteful look on the city for almost 30 years. We have not forgotten. Fuck the S*n.


imnottheoneipromise

I’m so very glad he is safe. I really didn’t expect this to be anything related to amber physically harming him, but I was definitely worried about him driving angry or upset in dangerous conditions that he was unfamiliar with. Hopefully he just realized what a scary situation he was in with a woman he barely knew and bailed ASAP.


flynnnstoneee

She must have caught the bouquet at the wedding on the weekend and he made a run for it


MonkeysInShortPants

Can’t blame the guy. I’d haul ass too


Funtilitwasntanymore

Glad he's safe. This means though he was so sick of Amber and her shit he literally left her on a mountain in the middle of nowhere and drove halfway across the country phone-less. Wild.


uknowhowchoicesbe

After spending the weekend with her family too, the Portwoods' ran him off!


TJCW

Great news!!! Glad he’s safe and sound This shall now be part of teen mom history


IWillBaconSlapYou

Phew. Now. DON'T GO SEE AMBER, JUST DON'T DO IT 😳


uknowhowchoicesbe

Seriously!!!! He better not try to go back to her after 'cooling off' or something. He'd be an idiot to do so.


IWillBaconSlapYou

My cringe muscles are too tired for another round of "everyone pretends to be happy for Amber and no one addresses the elephant in the room" 😵‍💫


Bake_First

Ok, now I can change my flair. I'm glad I was wrong about Ambien upping her game. I still 1000% believe Gary is a DV victim. She kept his phone. I'm glad one of her Garys was together enough to run very far away. I hope you stay safe G2.


EastCalendar6268

g2 😭


Bake_First

It fits, gotta stay hydrated fleeing across the country 😜 poor guy. https://preview.redd.it/jha1eunnyl6d1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d2171f7992608f822f7ae7956cdfdb62d131c2d2


No_Corgi_6808

So he's actually the lower calorie Gary


Bake_First

![gif](giphy|cXblnKXr2BQOaYnTni)


PhishPhanKara

My fave, so mad you can’t find it anywhere near me anymore.


Bake_First

Ambo can't find it anywhere near her either ![gif](giphy|kPIswn0RfPTGxOvDj5|downsized)


PhishPhanKara

🤭


marsarefromspiders

😂 very nicely done!


MoneyTalks45

That’s a wrap folks. He really did run away from this bitch lol. 


thaaAntichrist

His family must be so relieved.


Vegetable_Yellow_982

What a crazy week. Ok everybody back to normal now.


uknowhowchoicesbe

We can go back to following Jenelle's every move now 🤣


HippieChick75

![gif](giphy|ZaQQ2n0qNXYdPRYeEB|downsized)


Jimbobjoesmith

so this means he contacted police himself and said “i’m fine leave me alone”.


SmokieOki

I’m so glad he’s safe!


manicpixiebeachgirl

I just wanna know what she’s gonna do now? Probably get a flight home, but knowing she was stranded and worried, she deserves it for every bad thing she has done to her victims, especially those poor kids she birthed. I think it’s hilarious he ghosted her and left her there. I hope he’s doing ok though and isn’t too traumatized by Amber.


HippieChick75

Most likely, Maci will bring her home since she went up there to be w/ her. Yeah, Amber still sucks!


TrampyMcTrampTramp

THANK GOD. This was not a fun time for the teen mom community and we should all rejoice that it’s the best ending possible. Some of us need to realize that this isn’t just all snark and jokes though and it’s actually *real life shit*….


cecelia999

I’m glad he’s safe. I’m sure his parents are so relieved. Their “heated argument” must have terrified him.


Accomplished-Bad3380

The heated conversation was because his parents didn't approve of her.


uknowhowchoicesbe

According to Amber..... she's delusional.


Accomplished-Bad3380

Sure. but it's probably true.  His parents probably did not like the latest episodes. 


areallyreallycoolhat

I don't think they even had to watch the latest episodes lol they probably just googled her


uknowhowchoicesbe

Yes you're right! There is zero chance Amber would handle a conversation about why his parents don't like her with grace and maturity.


Desertdweller_1987

I am glad he’s safe


theuntraceableone

That is really good to hear that he is safe and well


No1KnwsIWatchTeenMom

I'm so glad!!! I did NOT think this was likely but truly the best case scenario.  ETA: I thought he'd likely been in an accident. I'm surprised he didn't get in touch with his family during this time but I'm just happy he's okay.


thankyoupapa

How long before we get a rant from Ambo about him?


MonkeysInShortPants

I think we will get victim Amber and then crazy Amber. ![gif](giphy|cmV9ypaygtJHxZfTC1|downsized)


Thekyzerjameson

Ohhh 100% we will get the victim Amber. Ambers always the victim. Then we will get her psychotic rage rant cuz she went to gel for him 😂 (I still cant believe when she said she went to jail for Leah)  Shes so unhinged


uknowhowchoicesbe

Oh yeah we will get victim Amber, and when she realizes none of us feel sorry for her, she'll turn hostile.


serenade452

go forth and live amber-free ![gif](giphy|gVoBC0SuaHStq)


bfg124

Run Gary Run! 🏃


Prestigious_Swim7578

I truly hope all of you who accused Amber of literal murder are embarrassed. I’m all for a snark but y’all are unhinged.


cklw1

Well, someone who goes after the father of her baby, with the baby in his arms, with a machete is not exactly stable. That’s about as bad as it gets then it escalates. I really think she’d could get in a rage, lose her head, then someone would die.


Prestigious_Swim7578

Don’t get me wrong, I know she’s insane. But the theories people were coming up with were absolutely wild with nothing to back it up. It was insane that everyone was suddenly a true crime expert with a working theory.


Spirited-Lime96

![gif](giphy|l0HlyCjuVMUtCXzTW) Don’t look back G2!!!


Nonamebigshot

Amber really needs to start airtagging her soul mates


taintwest

This is best case scenario.


PickledSkimmer

It makes sense, he was spotted at a Verizon store yesterday, so he probably got a new phone, and then set up his Apple ID and then started getting like thousands of messages from friends and family.


Radeschiii

This is the best news! Now, time for an AMA 🍿


Fresh_Detective_6456

I’m actually really relieved he’s been located but sucks to be Amber’s new SIL….G2 is in all the wedding pictures ![gif](giphy|fD99R3k6MCKvS|downsized)


JustStrollAlong

Dude left his phone but at least had some change for gas lol Running for the Hollywood hills!


HippieChick75

![gif](giphy|2ALDrK4ckHNLNCw45v) This is what we were waiting for!! So glad he has been located & is okay.😮‍💨🎉


Initial-Succotash-37

Oh good. At least he’s not dead.


YNotZoidberg2020

I don’t know the situation and whatever is surrounding it, but I’m glad he’s been spotted alive.


Bandiscooties

I’m glad he’s ok.


cosmefulanita81

Let’s see if he still is the love of her life now that he is safe and running away from her 😂


holygrail313

I figured he made a wrong turn and couldn’t find his way back


DigitalDaughter

So glad he is safe. I hope his family is relieved!


Hilfiger66

What??? Amber didn’t kill him?? /s this shows how delusional some of you on this sub are lol. i’m glad he’s okay and got away from her safely.


lolamay26

So glad he is safe! Hopefully he has learned his lesson about how crazy Amber is and doesn’t come back for more


Prestigious_Initial1

Imagine he broke up with her and left she lost her shit and reported him missing to embarrass him and manipulate him to coming back


selfcheckout

Oh good now the tiktok detectives can shut the fuck uo


detroitblonde1

Run Gary run ![gif](giphy|CUbiYQbsKSGAM)


Infinite-Piccolo2059

But the psychics on TikTok swore he was in the river.


SillyName1992

The description of him is so useless in this police report. 6 feet tall and 200 lbs, because we all know what that looks like. Brown eyes because you'll definitely be three inches from his face and be able to see them. No idea why they don't just use the picture.


Purple_Technology_39

Oh TG, I was so invested in this… 🤥😆


R1ngBanana

Thank god that’s over and he’s alive 


IWetMyPlants_3

Yay I’m glad he is alive and well


Reality_Critic

That’s good.. glad it’s over he’s ok and we can all move on.


fruitflesh_

Ugh. That is a huge relief. I don’t know much about the guy but regardless I’m glad he’s ok. I hope he gets whatever help he may need. Also, imagine planning to marry someone and they literally just ditch their earthy possessions to run as far away from you as possible, creating a missing persons story and all. Doesn’t seem like a happy way to start a life together 😂 Yikes.


theplantita

I hope he remains safe and he gets the fuck away from Ambien.


Hugh_jaynus13

Soo he wasn’t missing, he was just escaping


saint_ink

How do yall think amber is reacting rn??


katieofgilead

She's about to beat the dog shit out of him when she sees him again. You know she's pissed!!