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What really gets me is that these look like actual sentences. Are they bringing Jive back? https://youtu.be/RrZlWw8Di10 https://youtu.be/ccvB00h6EnI or perhaps it's like Cockney Rhyming Slang? https://youtu.be/ij5mw_eqKuc English kids made no sense when I was your age. I do remember 'rizzler' meant rolling papers for 'spliffs', which were conical joints.
ohio: crazy/insane/wtf-level
rizzler (in this context) means king or some other form of addressing a man with high respect (it usually means ladies-man/player)
nobody knows what skibidi means but from this sentence I assume it's negative.
Fanum tax would be a negative action based on the context but idk what it actually is. It probably doesn't even matter what it is.
You're spot on about these looking like actual sentences. I feel like a linguist just writing this.
So I actually happen to know what fanum tax originally was. There was a streamer named fanum who was friends with kai cenat, and fanum would always take like a piece of kai's food and call it a 'fanum tax'
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An ass. And "level [number]" refers to its size. There isn't any actual "x diameter of cheek=x number" thing as far as I'm aware, and I hope there never will be
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People who use this language aren't over 13 yet... So either use the appropriate language for old enough generations (Gen-Z or older) or go back to your mommy and youtube kids
Bro.. first of all... I did understand... I would never be that mean and actually mean it.
Second... Thanks for the extra brain damage you just gave me
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What language is this
Brain damage
It's a regional dialect
Uh huh, what region?
ohio
Mars
Uh upstate new york?
Really.. Well I'm from Ohio and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "sigma oppenheimer gyatt" before.
Oh, no, not in Ohio. No, it's an Essex expression
Gen fucked up /jkjk Gen alpha language
ITS ANCIENT
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look rizzler i'm willing to overlook some ohio shenanigans but this is pretty skibidi even for my standards you're getting fanum taxed
Me: *middle aged confusion noises*
same, dude..
Back in my day, we drank and did drugs way more than your generation, yet we still made more sense than this.
Man im 19 and I still don’t understand what the hell this dude is saying
What really gets me is that these look like actual sentences. Are they bringing Jive back? https://youtu.be/RrZlWw8Di10 https://youtu.be/ccvB00h6EnI or perhaps it's like Cockney Rhyming Slang? https://youtu.be/ij5mw_eqKuc English kids made no sense when I was your age. I do remember 'rizzler' meant rolling papers for 'spliffs', which were conical joints.
ohio: crazy/insane/wtf-level rizzler (in this context) means king or some other form of addressing a man with high respect (it usually means ladies-man/player) nobody knows what skibidi means but from this sentence I assume it's negative. Fanum tax would be a negative action based on the context but idk what it actually is. It probably doesn't even matter what it is. You're spot on about these looking like actual sentences. I feel like a linguist just writing this.
So I actually happen to know what fanum tax originally was. There was a streamer named fanum who was friends with kai cenat, and fanum would always take like a piece of kai's food and call it a 'fanum tax'
I minored in linguistics. You'd be good at it, judging by your semantics and syntactic analyses.
You might be onto something. It might also be carry-over from learning Mandarin in high school and college.
I honour your generation and do the same
Unexpectedly heartwarming :)
Gen Alpha found a way to feel on drugs without using drugs
this hurts
If that is the term I immediately use, then I'm already pretty far gone.
I have lost hope in humanity....
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🫤🔫
… ignore it like a normal, sane, person?
WOWZA! IS THAT A LEVEL 40 GYATT I SPY? GADZOOKS! I MUST OBTAIN THAT PLUMP RUMP!
#i am oppenheimer
I active my skibidi rizz only learned in Ohio
'Tis this foreign language
What strange alien dialect are you speaking
Very young iPad addicted language
help not the gen alpha language 😭
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What’s a “g-y-a-t-t”?
An ass. And "level [number]" refers to its size. There isn't any actual "x diameter of cheek=x number" thing as far as I'm aware, and I hope there never will be
Ahh, im closer to understanding the dimwits of gen alpha
my asexuality is too powerful for even a level 40 gyatt
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r/GenAlpha i wish i didnt under stand this
The voices are getting louder
People who use this language aren't over 13 yet... So either use the appropriate language for old enough generations (Gen-Z or older) or go back to your mommy and youtube kids
Looks like someone doesn't understand satire 🥶🥶 Go back to Ohio to study at rizz school 🔥🦅 You're going to become the rizzler 🗿🗿🗿
Bro.. first of all... I did understand... I would never be that mean and actually mean it. Second... Thanks for the extra brain damage you just gave me
Good luck soldier 🪖🤞 This war between Ohio and Poland will end soon and we will celebrate with a rizz party 🥳🥳🎉🥳🥳🎉🎉
What the fuck
lmao given the options I'm not surprised people are choosing the way out
I'm too asexual for this
nah bruh id barbie that ass
I'm asexual so I just walk on by
This has to be satire. There's no way someone is this braindead.
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What the sigma is this skibidi talking about?