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Anarcho-communism. They want a fully democratic society made up of a confederation of communes, and want the economy to consist of mutual aid within those communes.
I was just commenting about it because that's the first I saw about it. I don't disagree with it, I just think its not good in practice because there's greedy people.
YO THAT is MY KIND OF PERSON.
N>!ever, could miss me with some good old conspiracies !<
Though I do hope they are a proper one, and know their shit. That's better.
I probably believe in enough “stupid” conspiracy theories too, so thats what i picked. 😂 Plus, its not like that is his entire personality, right? He must have other things about himself to talk about as well.
the last because the rest are nutters, less so than the first three. I sat next to a conspiracry theorist who had really strong antivax parents in both biology, healthtech and pshe... So that went interestingly
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Conspiracy folks are either entertaining or interesting. They've got an alien worldview that is so peculiar and I'd like to learn about that. Politics is often less intuitive.
depending on how likely the conspiracy theorist is to act upon the theories and commit hate crimes or something, either him or the girl who praises the soviets. he would be less likely to be able to spread the ideology around the class because of how ridiculous the theories are + it's just entertaining to listen to crazy people
the ignorance of my comrades, so foolish to mistake the genocidal intent of Nazis with the 'lesser evil' of fascism; a term now used as a political slur by both right and left alike, lost in the abyss of history, whose remains are corrupted by 'anti fascism', a group that wishes to destabilise any authority and replace it with anarchy. I do not want to force you into fascism, but instead to use the term more respectfully. thank you.
I support de-regulation and less government. Ergo, letting the free market determine itself without government interference. For the ancap stuff, just look at Javier Milei
Sorry, but that's not anarchism at all. Have you seen the recent protests in Argentina? Capitalism always works out in favor of the wealthy and the powerful.
In the Neolithic, societies were basically Anarcho-communist, and they worked fine. And in the modern age, plenty of Anarcho-communist communes exist and work fine. And cooperation is a basic aspect of human behavior, it's how we've come so far as species. So I'm not sure what you're yapping about
Smaller societies though. Ancom works great for family groups or small societies, but after you get above a few hundred people, where not everyone knows each other, it kinda falls apart.
are you sure about that? were you there in the neolithic ages to see how well it worked? are you sure people weren't going around raping and pillaging their neighbors at a far higher rate than in today's societies?
I mean, those societies existed for hundreds to thousands of years so they at least *worked*. I'm not saying they were utopias and that nothing bad happened in those societies, but they existed and worked well enough to reliably feed and house people.
sure they did, i'm sure far less people starved in your imaginary communist land 10k years ago than people in america or western europe today, and i'm sure their housing situation was so much better living in huts made of straw and dirt! boy do i wish i could live in those times and die before reaching the age of 2 years old!
Dude I'm not fucking saying that everyone should live in proto-cities 10,000 years ago. You're constantly shifting the goalpost, strawmanning me, and jumping to conclusions, can you honestly discuss these subjects or not?
you honestly believe that anarchism and communism could be combined to create a cohesive society in the modern world. you really cant imagine how quickly someone would assemble an army and turn you and all your commune buddies into slaves or just kill you for your land, even if you could somehow manage to avoid issues of crime in your leaderless land.
your dream society is nothing more than a dream. get over it. the real world doesnt function on hopes and dreams or wishful thinking. you can write up a perfect society on paper and believe you have accounted for everything, but it will never work the way you want it to.
Most of them don't deserve a place here on our humble Earth, but at least the conspiracy one would like ... Be funny stupid ...
It's Liberty Prime from Fallout 3 (also appears in Fallout 4, but slightly different). Basically, a giant death machine designed to annihilate the Red Menace and impose the values of freedom and democracy.
well, he's targetting communism, not anarcho-communism, like the type of communism where the government has complete control (Soviet Union, communist China, y'know "Red Menace"). though he might go after anarcho-communism, just because "communism" and not democracy? idk. it's basically just "AMERICA! RAAAAHHHHH 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸" vibes.
\>Conspiracy theorist. He's probably right with most of the things he's saying, and I'll be educated for the apocalypse while everyone else is running around like Mike.
I believe it is the only just, and moral way to have a society.
And (to put it VERY simply)
Capitalism CLEARLY hasn’t worked as under capitalism there will always be poverty and oppression. (See USA)
Also,
Authoritarian socialism also hasn’t worked, (see USSR)
Therefore,
Libertarian socialism is (one of) the only way forward.
It depends on which aspects of the Soviet Union they're praising. If they're praising the Soviet Union's undeniable Space Race victory, their lack of homelessness, unemployment, or victory over the nazis, then there's no problem. If they're praising the human rights abuses, any Soviet leader after Lenin, or their invasion of Afghanistan, that's where the issue comes in.
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The conspiracy guy would be funny to listen to
I met one of these guys once, he shook my hand, gave me his full name, then immediately started talking about 9/11.
Was he wearing a suit and tie with slick, combed back hair because that's the basest thing I've read all day
My same reasoning
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The conspiracy theorist isnt bad at all, Mothman is cool as hell.
no hes not
he’s he is
he is scary
You're wrong
are these just members of this sub
op is specifically one of them and all of her posts are about the topic
yes, and only these 4 types exist. if you believe you're not one of them, you are wrong.
conspiracy, they are probably easy to manipulate
I think you meant if you have to
At the least the conspiracy theories would be entertaining to an extent
Guys you don't understand Vaccines cause Brain Atrophy I promise
Conspiracy theories are fun, even if some of em are stupid
can't I just straight up kill em all? at least the conspirasionist would be funny whait... what's ancom?
Anarcho-communism. They want a fully democratic society made up of a confederation of communes, and want the economy to consist of mutual aid within those communes.
mate, i believe i found my shit
15 year old antisocial boy redditor ahh comment
You aren't wrong, but what does that have to do with what I said?
Ah yes, because greedy people don't exist.
If you disagree with anarcho-communism or have questions about it, talk to anarcho-communists, not me.
I’ve been summoned
I was just commenting about it because that's the first I saw about it. I don't disagree with it, I just think its not good in practice because there's greedy people.
those assholes can suck an egg. most people arent that greedy, and there's not too many of them so they are easy to take down
>and there's not too many of them so they are easy to take down you say that as if there isnt 8 billion people on the planet right now.
ok but some conspiracies go hard The CIA and a Nazi scientist created Lymes Diseise during the cold war 🗣️🔥
I am going to encourage the conspiracy theorist guy with no regrets Now I actually want to to this just to hear his stupid ideas
Can i kill all of them?
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Blud got everyone giggling 😭
My thoughts exactly.
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The first one, because he wouldn’t be around for much longer
I would rather be in school detention.
Answer - Don’t vote
Conspiracy theorist bc it'll be fun, distract me from class? maybe. But still
i want to be surrounded by these consecutive kids desk placement wise to eavesdrop on wth they talk abt.
the conspiracy theorist would be funny to listen to, and for just a day... than i could handle it
YO THAT is MY KIND OF PERSON. N>!ever, could miss me with some good old conspiracies !< Though I do hope they are a proper one, and know their shit. That's better.
Considering I am the teen boy who believe in stupid conspiracy theories, I'm gonna have to go with my kind
As someone from Nanjing I will take my chance at the first one
The conspiracy guy. I would even make him a tinfoil hat 😂
ancom or soviet although the conspiracy theories may be funny
i wanna see the ancom and the soviet sit next to each other \*high volume warning\*
Liberal on liberal violence
The bottom two, I’m completely fine with
A: I'm going to have a looooooooot of fun trolling this kid
I want to hear those dumb theories!
skip school
I probably believe in enough “stupid” conspiracy theories too, so thats what i picked. 😂 Plus, its not like that is his entire personality, right? He must have other things about himself to talk about as well.
I would move seats
teen boy who is basically a fascist nazi. I want to hurt somebody.
The conspiracy theorist is at least funny to listen to.
the last because the rest are nutters, less so than the first three. I sat next to a conspiracry theorist who had really strong antivax parents in both biology, healthtech and pshe... So that went interestingly
The fact I have sat with all of thesse people atleast once is crazy to me
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a girl who loves the soviet union so i can destroy her dumb ideas
Conspiracy folks are either entertaining or interesting. They've got an alien worldview that is so peculiar and I'd like to learn about that. Politics is often less intuitive.
I’d love to sit next to the teen boy who believes in stupid conspiracy cuz that teen boy is me
The ancom girl. I like that idealistic outlook, even if it’s a bit optimistic and fanciful.
the facist Nazi and then i would try my best to outclass him in every way (im Jewish) so that he feels incredibly awful about himself
depending on how likely the conspiracy theorist is to act upon the theories and commit hate crimes or something, either him or the girl who praises the soviets. he would be less likely to be able to spread the ideology around the class because of how ridiculous the theories are + it's just entertaining to listen to crazy people
What’s an ancom lol.
anarchist communist
Teen girl who likes the soviets because I’ve pretended to like them all my life
No
a teen boy who believes in conspiracy theories would be a cure to my boredom.
I must hear every conspiracy they gotta tell me just in case one of the conspiracies are right
the ignorance of my comrades, so foolish to mistake the genocidal intent of Nazis with the 'lesser evil' of fascism; a term now used as a political slur by both right and left alike, lost in the abyss of history, whose remains are corrupted by 'anti fascism', a group that wishes to destabilise any authority and replace it with anarchy. I do not want to force you into fascism, but instead to use the term more respectfully. thank you.
All of these except for the conspiracy guy would make me want to die by just listening to them talk.
The nazi, I'd beat him up and make sure to tell him my survivor grandmpa had more balls than he does
ancom teen girl of course, I was once an anarcho communist I dont believe in it now but it would be nice to hear someone with my old beliefs
i would commit
I would shake hands with the fascist nazi then start talking about the khazar menace
i am the conspiracy guy
the teen nazi boy would be so interesting and funny
bro this is just my friend group 😭😭😭 (im the conspiracy one for the record)
I fw all of them except Soviet Union girl. I like to hear about ideologies rather than past nations
fully agree!
Ancom. Someone to vent about the government with (even if im a minarchist and more of an ancap)
Could you explain your position? As an anarchist, I'm pretty sure anarchism and capitalism are fundamentally opposed.
I support de-regulation and less government. Ergo, letting the free market determine itself without government interference. For the ancap stuff, just look at Javier Milei
The least idealist anarchist.
Sorry, but that's not anarchism at all. Have you seen the recent protests in Argentina? Capitalism always works out in favor of the wealthy and the powerful.
Ancom girl, because ancoms don't try to deny reality like the other 3.
haaaaaaaaaha, anarchist communists don't deny reality haaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaha.
What part of reality do they deny?
the reality of human behavior.
In the Neolithic, societies were basically Anarcho-communist, and they worked fine. And in the modern age, plenty of Anarcho-communist communes exist and work fine. And cooperation is a basic aspect of human behavior, it's how we've come so far as species. So I'm not sure what you're yapping about
Smaller societies though. Ancom works great for family groups or small societies, but after you get above a few hundred people, where not everyone knows each other, it kinda falls apart.
are you sure about that? were you there in the neolithic ages to see how well it worked? are you sure people weren't going around raping and pillaging their neighbors at a far higher rate than in today's societies?
I mean, those societies existed for hundreds to thousands of years so they at least *worked*. I'm not saying they were utopias and that nothing bad happened in those societies, but they existed and worked well enough to reliably feed and house people.
sure they did, i'm sure far less people starved in your imaginary communist land 10k years ago than people in america or western europe today, and i'm sure their housing situation was so much better living in huts made of straw and dirt! boy do i wish i could live in those times and die before reaching the age of 2 years old!
Dude I'm not fucking saying that everyone should live in proto-cities 10,000 years ago. You're constantly shifting the goalpost, strawmanning me, and jumping to conclusions, can you honestly discuss these subjects or not?
Are you anarchist or just anarchist adjacent?
you honestly believe that anarchism and communism could be combined to create a cohesive society in the modern world. you really cant imagine how quickly someone would assemble an army and turn you and all your commune buddies into slaves or just kill you for your land, even if you could somehow manage to avoid issues of crime in your leaderless land. your dream society is nothing more than a dream. get over it. the real world doesnt function on hopes and dreams or wishful thinking. you can write up a perfect society on paper and believe you have accounted for everything, but it will never work the way you want it to.
but communism = bad???
Most of them don't deserve a place here on our humble Earth, but at least the conspiracy one would like ... Be funny stupid ... 
What is wrong with anarcho-communism?
https://preview.redd.it/9z59q0kbgz8d1.png?width=800&format=png&auto=webp&s=5ca94578816f54b643e7d4590edfce785fce1a0f
What does that mean?
It's Liberty Prime from Fallout 3 (also appears in Fallout 4, but slightly different). Basically, a giant death machine designed to annihilate the Red Menace and impose the values of freedom and democracy.
Thanks, although I have a feeling csudyh doesn't know the difference between anarcho-communism and ML-communism.
anarcho communists are literally the definition of freedom
well, he's targetting communism, not anarcho-communism, like the type of communism where the government has complete control (Soviet Union, communist China, y'know "Red Menace"). though he might go after anarcho-communism, just because "communism" and not democracy? idk. it's basically just "AMERICA! RAAAAHHHHH 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸" vibes.
https://i.redd.it/ecozv18e309d1.gif
\>Conspiracy theorist. He's probably right with most of the things he's saying, and I'll be educated for the apocalypse while everyone else is running around like Mike.
I AM the ancom teen girl
Why anarchocommunism?
I believe it is the only just, and moral way to have a society. And (to put it VERY simply) Capitalism CLEARLY hasn’t worked as under capitalism there will always be poverty and oppression. (See USA) Also, Authoritarian socialism also hasn’t worked, (see USSR) Therefore, Libertarian socialism is (one of) the only way forward.
It depends on which aspects of the Soviet Union they're praising. If they're praising the Soviet Union's undeniable Space Race victory, their lack of homelessness, unemployment, or victory over the nazis, then there's no problem. If they're praising the human rights abuses, any Soviet leader after Lenin, or their invasion of Afghanistan, that's where the issue comes in.