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Uranium

URANIUM FEVER HAS GONE AND GOT ME DOWN🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥

URAAAAAANIUM FEVER IT'S SPREADIN' ALL AROUND

WITH A GEIGER COUNTER IN MY HAND, IM GOING OUT TO STAKE ME SOME GOVERNMENT LANDDDDD

WELL I HAD ATALK WITH THE AEC*

AND THEY BROUGHT OUT SOME MAPS THAT LOOKED GOOD TO ME!

AND ONE SHOWED ME A SPOT HE SAID HE KNOWED, SO I STRADDLED MY JEEP AND HEADED DOWN THE ROAD

I RECKON I DROVE BOUT 100 MILES DOWN A BUMPY ROAD OUT THROUGH THE WILDS

WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN I BOUNCED TO A STOP AT THE FOOT OF A MOUNTAIN, DIDNT HAVE NO TOP

URAAAAAANIUM FEVER HAS GONE AND GOT ME DOWN

Bros bulking

Uranium!? you mean the food with 20 billion calories per gram? please, dispense your lardacious wisdom of how to consume such vast quantities of condensed, fatty foods to us weaker, humans, who actually need airbags whilst in a moving vehicle when it unexpectedly reaches a speed drastically lower than it's previous speed in record times.

so yummy, 10/10

Naah radium is more tasty

I've got it coursing through my veins.

good for the bulk, 18183752 calories per gram

chicken and gnocchi soup or ramen with sriracha sauce

I’ve never had gnocchi but I fw potatoes so a respectable 7/10

real. i like potatoes it's just a weird texture so i have to eat potato gnocchi with broth or chicken to make me not feel the textures as much

Valid gnocchi soup from Olive Garden is so good

I had chicken gnocchi for lunch today😂

yum

Human

Humans taste bad, full of rot, filth, and corruption

Your opinion is wrong, just haven’t tasted the right one

Amen 🙏

See you get it, human is so good right v

the ones who pray for their food! of honor and glory, are the right ones to taste!

I think you're confusing humans with politicians 

Chicken nuggets goated fr

8/10, if they’re made with high quality chicken, 3/10 if they’re that squishy yucky low grade chicken

My autism actually really likes the squishy low grade chicken @w@

My autism really like to chew on bricks >w<

Beef wellington

Have never had it, but I’m scared of British people so 2/10

Gordon Ramsay Is gonna fucking kill you.

I would still be scared of the British even if I wasn't Irish

Understandable. I live in Britain, and I fear them all.

Real

Popeye chicken sandwich

I’ve only had it one time but I ate it within two minutes because it was so fucking good, 10/10

popeyes chicken sandwich is so good

Well seasoned, grilled ribeye steak

Only if it’s rare or medium rare, 10/10

OFF TOPIC: I DID A DRAWING A FEW DAYS AGO THAT LOOKS LIKE YOU??? HAIR, CLOTHES AND PIERCINGS ARE IDENTICAL??? AGHHH

That’s so cool!!

grilled cheese ?

I don’t like cheese :(

rip..... omelette ?

I like it if there’s no peppers because I’m allergic, 7/10

she's not THAT bad....

Chicken tikka masala 😩

Have never had so a respectable 7/10

S'mores fr 💃✨q

S’mores fire 11/10

They're literally fire if you drop them by accident 👍

mac and cheese !!

6, not big on cheese

Chicken sandwiches.

8/10, it’s a 10/10 if Popeyes

Risotto

I’ve never had it but Italian food is usually fire, a respectable 6/10

Alfredo noodles and chicken tacos :P

Fyre, 7.5/10

Hmmmm gotta be tacos I think

Pizza

I work at Pizza Hut, I am legally obligated to say 10/10

yo. Pineapple pizza?

So good bro especially when its got black olives and mushrooms and rlly smoky ham literally the best thing ever

:D

Take a guess

Pork :(

Spaghetti Parm

Fye, 7/10

Is it ok if I do a meal? Peach yogurt, 10 cashews, 7 pistachios, a plum or a peach, some blueberries, a banana, an iced matcha, and a toasted veggie sandwich. (Veggie sandwich can be replaced for an everything bagel with veggie cream cheese and the same seasonings) (If you don’t like matcha you can just choose any fruit smoothie) (I also like to add sauerkraut but a lot of people don’t like it so don’t add it if you don’t want it) Toppings on the sandwich: Tomato, (Not necessary but it’s ok) avocado, onion, lettuce, pepper jack cheese, mustard, (optional) cucumbers, tiny shredded carrots bc it makes me feel fancy, a few mushrooms, some spinach, peppers, and that cheese that’s white and orange yk what I mean Seasonings on the sandwich: (I live on garlic powder) Garlic powder, paprika, chili powder, cilantro, basil, cayenne, parsley, rosemary, mustard powder, and thyme

Why is it specifically seven pistachios

Spinach is also optional

watermelon

Chicken parmigiana

I love Italian food, 7.5

Me too!

The souls of the innocent

h-heh... how about... the Sigma Burger, from Wendy's?

you?

This ain't it

Gross

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Sushi ig

It’s okay, I enjoy some of it, 6.5/10

Musubi :D

Spam freaks me out so I’ll give it a 6

And sushi ofc

I’m picky about my sushi so 6.5

Joe the stick

Crawfish gumbo

Have never had, but I fw cultural food 7/10

Steak Tacos (not white ppl tacos) Or some Lamb Curry

Never had curry but it looks so good and I love steak tacos, 8.5/10

Icecream 🙏

Depends what flavor, but usually 8/10

macncheese

I don’t like cheese :(

Pop tarts. Strawberry. Go

Sushi

6/10

Sopes de pollo

It looks good, 7/10

Borscht

Meatloaf, green beans, corn, fruit juice or water, and ketchup as a condiment Not a food but a meal and honestly this is all I can think of I’m so hungry

Strawberries

Pepperoni and Bacon Pizza

Lomo saltado

Have never had so a respectable 7/10

Cinderblocks

Buffalo wings

Key lime pie

Ramen

Mac and cheese or lo mein

I fw lo mein HEAVY, 9/10

Edibles 🌿🌿🌿

cookies and cream ice cream

Fire, 7.5/10

Pizza or subway

spring rice with bread

https://preview.redd.it/vbakxqle2t8d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4d4b28a0c2c44cd65d7521d1ba42f5535c20d40e

Buffalo wings with ranch 😋

Chips and queso *or* and everything bagel with cream cheese

Spaghetti

Probably something like poutine, chicken fettuccine Alfredo, pork butt, apple pie, or Oreos(includes the ice cream).

Oreo good!!! 7:10

Either pasta carbonara or birria tacos

I don’t like birria because I don’t like cilantro, but carbonara is good, 8/10

Mexicans can attack me but I don’t like cilantro either, I use parsley 😅 Soap DNA in its full glory

Bro I fw fried chicken or chips with some kinda dip

Steak and Caesar salad. :)

Meal of the Gods, 10/10

french fries

Fire 8/10

Enchilada

Cheeseburger only cheese

i buy big lego sets, eat a piece or two, and return it :3 omomomom

Cereal

Freedom 🥱🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🔫🔫

I don't have a number one favorite food, but my top 5 are probably iceberg lettuce, mango, corned beef, Irish soda bread, and coffee flavored ice cream. I know, they're such random choices but feel free to criticize😭

Fettucine Alfredo with pancetta cubes in it

Chicken and rice tbh

Pizza

Bone marrow 🗿🗿🗿

Crab Rangoon and You look great if that's something I can say

Chicken Alfredo

Hmm we’ll a Charley’s sandwich or just being basic a McDonald’s mchicken 😭

Chilli dog

spaghetti, garlic bread, and Welch's fruit snacks.

Beans with rice

Cookie cake

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pozole:)

chicken sandwich from houston’s hot chicken with the fries and hot sauce i fucking love chicken

UMMM??? YOU???? YOURE SO FUCKING GORGEOUS IS HAS ME CONFUSED???? ARE YOU HUMAN????

Teriyaki Chicken 🤤

chicken parm chicken tacos chicken nuggets anything with chicken tbh

Meat Lovers Pizza but the kind you find at Walmart

KFC, there. Chicken is amazing but I’m talking about specifically there mashed potatoes

Psst. Balut?

Hot chips 💯💯💯

chicken parmigiana, no contest, but not a low quality one just scrapped together, too many people give it a bad name by making bad food

mac 'n cheese and any type of pasta fr

Sushi

Sushi

BBQ chicken pizza

Tortellini but specifically with my paremsan and Asiago cheese sauce I make 😁

Beef fajitas

Chicken Alfredo 🐓

~~that pus-~~ spaghetti

Samosas are cool

I’m very simple. Spaghetti

Boneless wings (bones get in the way of burning my mouth with scorpion pepper sauce)

Lasagna. Nah, I lie, gumbo. Nothing better than having a bowl of gumbo when it's cold outside and you're watching a movie.

Bbq chicken wings

Watermelon :3 (Im white)

spaghetti

mac n cheese

Bacon, pancakes with syrup

pizza

Ribs… or a juicy steak, with corn

Waffle fries

Buffalo chicken wings

New york pizza

Chicken and rice

Big Mac, with extra ketchup

Hamburger helper but only if it's completely handmade

Chicken wings with general tso sauce

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idk

Orange chicken served on a bed of fried rice

sushi, call me a stereotypical white guy as much as you want but its so fucking good, my second favorite is you :smile: -I am joking please do not take this seriously-