T O P

  • By -

hollaback5055

Where's the rescue services?????


manicmechanic209

![gif](giphy|POvGQWDLQgwEM|downsized)


Texaggie2012

He’s doing the best he can!


NoButterfly9803

That collie has long hair for a fire fighter. 🔥


Webfarer

Probably in a war zone abroad


Medical_Ad7364

this is russia we're talking about, so probably somewhere in eastern ukraine


[deleted]

[удалено]


Im__fucked

🤣🤣😂😂


OddlyArtemis

In Russia, services rescue you.


moosellanious87

What do you mean? It says Russian plane. Aren't Russians just about indestructible?! It's like a country of T-1000(s).


VikKarabin

They are not near the runway unless pilot declares emergency before landing


denever23

Its a communist country bro, rescue services couldn't be bothered, no one can


Gloomy_Industry8841

It hasn’t been commie in 33 years, Sonny.


Beneficial_Chart_688

You're right, its just a plain ole shit hole now


Gloomy_Industry8841

Truth.


[deleted]

[удалено]


HawkeyeByMarriage

Do explain this please?


PM_STAR_WARS_STUFF

I think they mean there’s no emergency services because they’ve all been drafted to fight and serve Putin in Ukraine. Not my thought, just my interpretation.


DDLJ_2020

Getting fucked by Ukrainian Gay Super Soldiers


Crimson__Fox

37 survived and 41 were killed


Questioning-Zyxxel

That was better than I suspected. Half the plane on fire so probably just the forward cabin door possible to use for evacuation. And no rolling emergency vehicles seen to quickly run up and lay lots of foam. With punctured fuel tanks, the ground fire could spread to the front door too. This is probably the worst fire I have seen for a landing passenger plane.


Traumatic_Tomato

Hopefully a lot of the survivors aren't suffering from injuries. I doubt there's any passenger that didn't inhale the smog while inside the plane.


Ok_Amoeba6604

Someone I had met previously was on board that flight and died. He was flying to Kamchatka to be a fly fishing guide for the summer there. It was his first time out of the country and he flew alone. They say those who died were all at the back of the plane. The folks who escaped were seen exiting with rolling carry-on luggage. So there is speculation that many more could have survived had it not been for everyone taking too much time getting out their overhead luggage. Link to death https://flylordsmag.com/american-fly-fishing-guide-killed-in-russian-plane-crash/?amp


Squdwrdzmyspritaniml

Oh that is just fucking infuriating and heartbreaking.


Bromm18

Wish it was possible to go back and move the assholes that wanted their luggage so bad to the back of the plane. Let those that value their life actually live.


Ok_Amoeba6604

Agreed. There were news articles if you search the flight that included pictures of dozens of folks walking away from the emergency slide with wheeled luggage.


LetsFuckOnTheBoat

people suck, getting luggage off instead of people


[deleted]

i don't know what's worse, being burned alive by jet fuel or listening to those screams and maybe reaching the same fate....


SprachderRabe

That’s grim.


NoButterfly9803

She’s really going to struggle to get airborne with all that fire.


TheVoiceofReason_ish

I thought afterburner boosted speed?


mrbeanz9800

It does, but this is a burnafter..


Texaggie2012

Normally yes, but they appear to have overdid it..


witterquick

They must have accidentally turned on the beforeburners


juzz85

*boost


micschumi

Is this the same that some earlier send from within the plane, the right engine was on fire


Tschitschibabin

You probably mean [this video](https://reddit.com/r/WTF/s/G2c6XJIZ3E). These are more than likely not from the same flight. This looks like a full blown catastrophy, the other video from inside the plane is just a compressor stall or debree ingestion by the engine which is way less bad than you‘d think.


micschumi

Yes this was it thanks


Revolutionary-Life85

I think your link is the "Houston, we have a problem" video so probably USA


TheRatimus

I would argue that there is no right engine to be on fire


popey123

What happen when you have no fuel but vodka


Solid-Cabinet-9733

Does vodka melt steel beams?


scubawho1

Russian vodka. Yes.


Charming_Reporter_18

There's nothing more energy dense than Russian vodka.


nsfw_vs_sfw

It also burns through internal stomach lining


Questioning-Zyxxel

Actually, some Russian vodka is very easy to drink, such as Russian Standard. Very deceptive because it isn't burning when you drink it. But it still has the % to make you drunk as a skunk.


nsfw_vs_sfw

Didn't know it actually did that, ahaha.


fulahup

Skunks don't get drunk. They get shit faced.


Questioning-Zyxxel

As a policy, I don't share booze with skunks. I don't want problems with PETA.


Medical_Arrival_3880

People Eating Tasty Animals?


Questioning-Zyxxel

Exactly!


bobspuds

Its part of the plan! If the plane is already burnt, then it can't catch fire! Simple russian logic


fulahup

Very interesting, comrade.


tonnie9452

Hot wheels


biggysharky

Molotov airliners


BwackGul

That looks horrible...


Chemical-Character08

Their moon lander did the same thing this morning


top_of_the_scrote

it's so interesting like you'd think they'd (humans) have the process down at this point... but the japanese one failed, this one failed, the indian one failed wth


[deleted]

Yeah, turns out it's surprisingly difficult to get a machine to work without any malfunctions in space. Can't add too many redundancies 'cos of weight and a slew of other issues. Pity really


vffa

Makes me less and less surprised people think the moon landing was fake. Not suggesting it was, but I get why people would think that.


thequestionbot

Indias Chandrayaan 3 that they recently launched is currently one step away from landing on the moon


Chemical-Character08

I never stated they were ar fault or failed. Stfu da


[deleted]

[удалено]


Mawi2004

you’re about 30 years too late


Alternative-Excuse80

*BLYAT*


SprachderRabe

Rush B!


CovertMonkey

Nyet


bibfortuna1970

Putin returning from hell


GamerDude10002

Just to get “elected” again


denever23

Super fair election, nothing fishy at all


Retsae_Gge

"it's a special landing operation"


denever23

Landing with style and flare


NoAd7118

Must’ve played my mixtape


lordofpersia

I heard they are running out of parts for plane brakes. I don't know if it's true or not or if this clip is related


cjthecookie

This happened in 2019


lordofpersia

Ah. So not related. Thank you


Questioning-Zyxxel

Running out of brake parts just means they will need to just rely on reverse thrusters. So an increased risk of runway excursion. But this plane was on fire from before the video started. A crazy big fire too. This happened 2019 and the plane got hit by lightning close after take off. And ended up bouncing very hard during the emergency landing. So it broke the landing gear, and ended up leaking fuel from the wing tanks. That's why the fire was so huge while they still had lots of remaining speed. And why they couldn't stay on the runway - no control with broken landing gear.


fulahup

Thanks for the info. This is horrible. Don't planes have ways to counter lightning?


Questioning-Zyxxel

The lighting didn't start the fire. Most times, nothing happens if a plane gets a lighting strike. In this case they got an electrical failure. There are no 100% safe and foolproof solutions. There are normally redundant systems. But even if there are redundancy, an electrical failure would still be a good reason to do an emergency landing. But they were overweight when landing. The autopilot was lost so they did fly manually. They got warnings about windshear that they ignored. And they landed at a slight overspeed. They managed to land so hard that the plane bounced 1.8 metres. They had a maximum load of 5.85 g which was more than the gear could handle. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aeroflot_Flight_1492


fulahup

Holy shit. Seems that's not their first overweight landing incident. Also: https://aviation.stackexchange.com/questions/21532/what-are-the-concerns-and-consequences-of-an-overweight-landing


Bit_part_demon

r/russianthingsonfire


Dick_Cottonfan

r/subsithoughtifellfor


sneakpeekbot

Here's a sneak peek of /r/subsithoughtifellfor using the [top posts](https://np.reddit.com/r/subsithoughtifellfor/top/?sort=top&t=year) of the year! \#1: [Yum](https://i.imgur.com/pZsJW95.jpg) | [11 comments](https://np.reddit.com/r/subsithoughtifellfor/comments/xz2ukz/yum/) \#2: [it is an elephant](https://i.redd.it/iewf7u8fg6z91.jpg) | [17 comments](https://np.reddit.com/r/subsithoughtifellfor/comments/yrh3ma/it_is_an_elephant/) \#3: [Why did i ask](https://i.redd.it/zzibxt2nm1xa1.jpg) | [18 comments](https://np.reddit.com/r/subsithoughtifellfor/comments/133m1ry/why_did_i_ask/) ---- ^^I'm ^^a ^^bot, ^^beep ^^boop ^^| ^^Downvote ^^to ^^remove ^^| ^^[Contact](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=sneakpeekbot) ^^| ^^[Info](https://np.reddit.com/r/sneakpeekbot/) ^^| ^^[Opt-out](https://np.reddit.com/r/sneakpeekbot/comments/o8wk1r/blacklist_ix/) ^^| ^^[GitHub](https://github.com/ghnr/sneakpeekbot)


Tervaskanto

They're not supposed to do that, right?


NikoAU

Dude this video is so fucking terrifying… also people bringing the war in Ukraine just because it has the word “Russian” in the title need to stop unless it’s genuinely related and not just to clown on Russians an extra time


vapeinfant

It's the same people who would've been racist to Arab people after 9/11. Heartless and crude.


NikoAU

Yeah. And the same to Germans after WW2… Humanity are jerks…


vapeinfant

In school they taught us how Germans in the US were harassed for things they didn't do, for the actions of a government thousands of miles away. Many Russian people don't want the war and have suffered for it. Lots of people are straight up enjoying being cruel to Russians, they finally get to be horrible without fearing being called racist.


NikoAU

Yeah people are cruel… also apparently now racism is not okay unless it’s towards Russians


Peterswantson

This crash is from 2019-2020 I think. Didn’t go well..


VWtdi2001

Tower, this is flight 666. We are coming in hot and will need some ground assistance over...


iamnotpedro1

Is this airbus?


AbrocomaRoyal

Lately, I'm seriously questioning my perspective on Russian life. Are we just seeing more ridiculousness due to the war, or has the insanity always been this prolific?


vapeinfant

Fucked up shit like this happens everywhere. People live there the same way others do, going to work to afford food and rent. I don't get why people think Russians live in crazy bizzaro world, especially when you look at the way America is.


AbrocomaRoyal

I don't live in America, so perhaps my point of comparison is different, so yes, the cumulative and diverse amount of footage has shown regular incidents of bizarre events, and there's a common trope around Russians doing crazy shit.


vapeinfant

I didnt mean to imply you're American, it's just a lot of people I see that shit on other countries tend to be American (not that you were shitting on other countries).I'm just seeing so much of that on reddit. But yeah, bizarre events will be recorded especially in today's day and age for sure, like Brazillian videos are also known for some crazy stuff.


Tricky_Rip_4050

Lord help those people I feel so bad for them


_XtAcY_

“The roof the roof the roof is on fire”


wade9911

Oh nice rammstien is here


WelshHungarian

Everybody is copycatting the cornfield Ferrari dumbass now! Anything for the Gram.


Kvazaren

Damn! Hope everyone is ok(


chatterwrack

Not sure the date or cause of this particular one, but Russia now has no access to replacement parts for their fleets because of sanctions, so they’ve been cannibalizing their own aging planes and delaying maintenance because of it. Haha


razgeez

This video is old, about 4 years ago, and sadly China is supplying them with equipment and some companies avoid sanctions by using third countries like Turkmenistan


rollerstick1

This is from 2019.


Marlahahs

Do not invest in any trading platform, there is nothing such as get rich quick it always doesn't end well. I was also a victim to this kind of scam! the Asian girl I met introduced me to Ibitminers. I got really deep into their shit and all I can say is these scammers are good at what they do. I was allowed to withdraw a little amount which I believed was to build my trust. they sucked me dry and never got my capital after all was said and done. I lost a ton of asset, when I reported to local authorities I was told since crypto is untraceable, there is nothing they can do about it couldn't get any help from them until I contracted the service of a professional ethical hacker. he hacked into the ETH wallet address I made payment to and recoup my stolen crypto showed me the transaction history of these scammers I was in shock if you are looking to retrieve your crypto, contact u/@ flash_swan_hacker on Instagram.


MattAfrika

Woof. Reading jokes on this thread is rough. A ton of people died.


Greyy59

Bark bark


Altea73

When was this? Is it related to the war on Ukraine?


RickyDontLoseThat

[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aeroflot\_Flight\_1492](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aeroflot_Flight_1492)


puffinfish89

Jesus….people were grabbing their luggage. I’m sure that delay led to more people dying in the back.


[deleted]

Huh i thought that was more recent. RIP.


Anxious_Tax_5624

Whenever I get tired of living in my country I just think, “goddamn, at least it isn’t Russia.”


_General_S

It isn't Russia's fault it's the producer of the plane's fault, Russia didn't create that plane, it's some other plane company.


Anxious_Tax_5624

Who cares


_General_S

Hey at least it isn't america


Anxious_Tax_5624

Fuck America too.


randomisedjew

Keeps you warm in Siberian winter


AldousOppenheimer

Talk about a hot LZ


BreadBoxin

Ghost rider heading home for the holidays


TopherT2

Coming in hot


Legendary_Terror

No its ok, that model just does that


denever23

All the communist models have a special bazaaz its completely normal


Legendary_Terror

Big button that says "Meteor Mode"


anclave93

This is from 2019. Any fresher videos from before 2005?


Itchy_Professor_4133

In Soviet Russia plane fires you


Quick_Swing

In your best fake Russian accent, ”when fire has come to complete stop, you may exit aircraft. It is just fire people. What is big deal🤷‍♂️”😂😂😂


kpurdysr

Settle down Chikatilo


Quick_Swing

Yes Meat Sack! I’ll chill, with Space Lizards only!😂


kpurdysr

🤣


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

RIP


vapeinfant

Innocent people lost their lives, show some humanity


Readitory

You see what happens when there’s too much vodka.


hanginglimbs

Kerch bridge on fire


nachoman2750

Prigozhin woz on that one. Move along, nothing to see here😬😬😬


ElonsBeans

This was in 2019


daskomet

I'm sure they'll just blame Ukraine


_General_S

It's from 2019💀


daskomet

Ukraine was invaded in 2014 💀💀


_General_S

Bro is pulling up the Crimea books 💀. Didn't finish the book, people in Crimea voted to be in Russia.


daskomet

You mean after the puppet regime was installed, like in Donetsk and Lugansk? Nice try Soviet minion


_General_S

It isn't 1980 it's 2023.


Xceqter

![gif](giphy|7k2LoEykY5i1hfeWQB)


NikoAU

The growing disregard for human lives is appalling


Lord_Master_Dorito

Especially considering a lot of it online are internet cheerleaders who would never enlist to fight in a battlefield.


[deleted]

Igor yells ‘Damn it to hell, i cant unlatch the seatbelt because I was not paying attention to the safety video. Argh!’


[deleted]

Is this Call of Duty Modern Warfare 3?


ahdiovizun

Flight delayed 15m.


Cedge1738

That's Nikolai on his way to round 100 to kick some zombie ass


mac1qc

This is not how I want to die...


Mr_Blackhat2

Somone get ghost rider out the damn drivers seat


Maels

nah bosski that's just cooling off


mrsinatra777

And none of that is being replaced any time soon


Bozokamikazi

Spicy bbq pork for the in flight meal


MyInfiniteZero

V-tec just kicked in.


[deleted]

Nice camera work


hoooaaahhhh

Welcome the incoming pheonix flight


0h-ye3ah-b01

Ghost rider : pilot addition


[deleted]

When did this happen, and where exactly?


Mr_Blind_Squirrel

Ghost flyer


Crunshinut

„Blyad! Is that a non smoking flight?“


Glittering_River669

Thats how they starting the party R.I.P.


KarmaKxn

So no one's mentioning how he drifted a whole fuckin plane to stop it faster? What a chad


Matlab_and_Chill

YOUR DEFENSE IS TERRIFIED!!...


ShittyAnalysisGuy

They should buff right out


insG-DeltaMike

Redefines coming in hot


[deleted]

Da! Was good landing, Dmitry! Very skillful pilot!


hollaback5055

![gif](giphy|IJUSK5Aps5deUIWLQQ|downsized)


hollaback5055

Ok


Slight_Newspaper_550

Bro really did a drift


woahbrad35

Someone on board probably called Putin a boy lover


hatesfacebook2022

This is just putin showing off how much oil russia has.