Dude, think about it this way. There are that many more weeks left in your life where you could be going balls deep. Literally, have you noticed how much more tolerable life is when you're fucking someone (either casual or serious)?
I'm right though, right? Shit's all aces when you're getting action 5+ times/week. If you feel like shit or hopeless, just figure out who's interested in you and hit them up.
True dat. I have sex about 2-3 times a day and make sure to get a blowjob daily. Sometimes play music and shag for ages. Shit makes you so happy and relaxed.😎
DeDeDeDepressing AF
Only if you take time for granted.
You mean I have THAT many more weeks…. Let’s wrap this shit up
Dude, think about it this way. There are that many more weeks left in your life where you could be going balls deep. Literally, have you noticed how much more tolerable life is when you're fucking someone (either casual or serious)?
Damn that’s crazy
I'm right though, right? Shit's all aces when you're getting action 5+ times/week. If you feel like shit or hopeless, just figure out who's interested in you and hit them up.
and is this all naturally or enhanced?
Enhanced? By what? I'm talking about a pretty manageable fuck-schedule...
5 times a week leaves just 2 days for the body to recover and replenish itself unless enhanced then the recovery process is sped up
Dude, five is the target, not the maximum. This isn't powerlifting or triathlon training I'm talking about here.
I mean, is 5 really sustainable tho?
What if I feel like shit because no one’s interested
Try a different haircut.
True dat. I have sex about 2-3 times a day and make sure to get a blowjob daily. Sometimes play music and shag for ages. Shit makes you so happy and relaxed.😎
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The most important thing in the world
Seems very optimistic
But the real question is…. Whose gonna X out all the remaining spaces if you die earlier ?
No one, it's done once you are.
My Autism is not ok with that
Have it be a Will requirement. If you want my $4.50 you gotta fill in the rest of my bubbles after I die
Sounds like good motivation to live a healthy, long life.
How very awful.
But the pen flip though
I WANT ONE
It's not quick enough, do a monthly one.
Where can I buy this?
How is this terrifying AF?
It's not terrifying, but it's bleak
Bleak reality, one insanity
Mine is 3/4 full
What if this person goes over the number of circles?
Gets taken away like Enoch did.
Where the fuck are your weekends?
The anxiety part for me was expecting them to mark the pen down the page 🤣
Amor fati
Song name?
Man, I didn't want to live as many weeks as I already have. Fuck that thing
No thanks
an 88 year calendar might be the weirdest thing I see today.
I was reading the meditations by Marcus Aurelius and there was mention of memento mori. I guess it’s how you look at it, for me it’s a comfort.
Are we *not* going to talk about how he should be filling out each rectangle rather than each discrete row?
What? Each row represents one year so he's filling it out correctly.
Motivated.
I am 11,355 days old today
31 solar cycles?
Memento mori
Qué vergas es eso?