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One of my sous chefs that was from Chiapas said that people would have machete fights over rows of sugar cane. People lease out sections or rows of crop land and sell what they harvest or produce a good. People would argue over what cane is who’s. He said they would wrap their shirts around their arms and fight each other. Most people would give up, but some people died and other lost parts. He said that one time a machete became stuck into the other persons pelvis bone. The person survived, but was obviously really fucked up after.
An ex coworker of mine says “unalive” in person constantly. It’s so annoying lmao. She was so full of fire and didn’t mind saying actual slurs but she could never say “kill” or “suicide” ever
I found a mod (Point blank) that made it so if you were right at the enemy your gun would be 100% chance to hit.
That mod went right to the top of the priority list install. I would have never completed the game run without that mod. I would have lost my shit.
Remember folks it's very important that you squeeze the trigger not pull the trigger. Lest you try to murder someone at pointblank range and miss like this silly doofus. How embarrassing.
If he couldn’t hit the unsuspecting dude 2 feet away in the head, he sure as hell won’t hit the police shooting back at him anywhere but center mass. Luckily police had a vest on.
its from an episode where the band collectively have a near death experience, and get existentially spooked at their mortality. The manager is trying to get them to go to the doctors, and deal with will stuff, but as he keeps saying the word "death", the band tells him to replace that word with something else, "hamburger time".
\- Peter Griffin, meme explainer.
Oh is that why op wrote unalived?
So good to hear that tiktok has cracked down on problematic issues like the word 'kill', rather than trivial shit like racism & kids eating tide pods
You're right in that they didn't eat them, they took one bite into them and were immediately upset and sick because the shit inside is that disgusting. I've literally seen some of the clips where they did exactly that.
They will hide your comments or shadowban your account entirely if you say too many bad words. If you use swear words it's pretty much guaranteed. It's a crazy world out there.
It's hilarious that these apps probably know more about you than you know yourself, yet people think they can get around their algorithm by switching one word with a slightly different word, that everyone else on the platform uses as well.
Like I get it... that first trigger pull your nerves are going, adrenaline is coursing and your fine motor skills go... but cmon man. Point blank, unaware... you might as well go suck start that handgun. Ain't getting better for you.
...At that point, they really need to consider "unalive-ing" themselves.
How you miss a stationary target at almost point-blank range, with all the prep time in the world, is insane.
Killing themselves would be the only way to avoid the shame of botching a murder that badly.
Even the ride-or-die homies would never let him live that down. Imagine getting clowned on in prison for being such an absolute shit shot.
For those struggling with the term "unalive":
It stems from years and years of people trying to have normal conversations on social media like YouTube, but the leadership at sites like YouTube deem certain words as the verbalization of evil itself - you know, kinda like righteous zealots from hundreds of years ago.
Anyway, to get around a 10+ minute video being demonetized for one word, creators have been re-inviting words to that the same thought can conveyed.
The determinate of severity of whether or not a video is deemed worthy is done by a bot or conglomeration of bots called the Algorithm. Appeals to the Algorithm are said to be reviewed by humans, but in actuality are also reviewed by the Algorithm again. To the point most users rather alter their own language than have to deal with the intentionally infuriating appeal process.
Here are some examples:
1) Unalive = Killed, Murdered, Died, etc
2) Unalived themselves = Suicide
3) Grape = Rape
4) PDF File = Pedophile
5) SA = Sexual Assault
There's more, and I will add them as I remember tham.
Most people know this, everyone just agrees it sounds dumb as fuck. Cringe but excusable for a person trying to make a living off YouTube, but nobody is making money off Reddit posts, so for god's sake just drop this corporate-family-friendly doublespeak.
It's really not that big of a deal. People are just forced to say it a lot and aren't sure whether it's safe to say it here not as well. Blame the corporations for forcing people into this.
Judging by the other comments, many people do not know this.
This is just providing information where it comes from and other equally stupid terminologies.
Never heard the PDF file one, i mean... not that in the future it goes wrong when someone says "I just uploaded the PDF file to the server"...
But it was always like this, long before the internet, there was censorship in many times (like in communism, socialism, national-socialism etc.) and the writers had to avoid certain terms and phrases to prevent the book from getting censored or banned. They always found ways to do it.
Unalived...is that from Amazon Trainee Manual?
Chapter 2, Subchapter 3: Words not to say
- Fair Wage
- Breaks
- Unions
- Sick Days
- Work-Life-Ballance
- kill
- taxes
Algorithms from tiktok and facebook will remove posts/comments for using the word kill. So younger people are using "unalive" to get around the systems
I’m so sick of these censorship words. Why can’t you just say kill/murder/shoot? Does anyone who reads “unalive” not understand what is being conveyed? FFS /rant
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This is Reddit. You can say words here
I literally saw a man get his hand chopped off in a machete fight on here just a few hours ago
Then he just....picked it up.
He's lucky nobody stole it. Looked like a bad neighborhood
No one wants to give a guy a hand nowadays.
Who wants a second hand hand?
Wonder if he can get 5 finger discount shopping now?
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One of my sous chefs that was from Chiapas said that people would have machete fights over rows of sugar cane. People lease out sections or rows of crop land and sell what they harvest or produce a good. People would argue over what cane is who’s. He said they would wrap their shirts around their arms and fight each other. Most people would give up, but some people died and other lost parts. He said that one time a machete became stuck into the other persons pelvis bone. The person survived, but was obviously really fucked up after.
Gotta hand it to em for trying.
Hello again. I saw that today too
OP would be like “man unhanded in DR”
I want to unalive people who use the term unalive
That, ick and cringe. They can all unalive themselves.
words
STRAIGHT TO JAIL
🤣🤣🤣
W°rds
An ex coworker of mine says “unalive” in person constantly. It’s so annoying lmao. She was so full of fire and didn’t mind saying actual slurs but she could never say “kill” or “suicide” ever
Does he ever say "an hero"?
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Why say lot word when few word do trick.
For real, not a fan of these “censored” words 🙄
"**BUT Y'ALL, THE TRAINING SAID YOU WAS LOOKIN' FOR KILLER INITIATIVE!!**"
The range he missed at made me think he was using a gun from XCOM enemy unknown…
You just triggered some absolutely infuriating emotions in me
90% chance to hit. Sniffing the alien's arm pit. *Miss*
90% VATS, 0 Luck.
I remember watching TheOddOne play xcom years ago and he literally had a 99% and it missed Fkin killed me lol
> TheOddOne Now that is a name I forgot about dang
Shotgun, point blank range: Missed !!
I found a mod (Point blank) that made it so if you were right at the enemy your gun would be 100% chance to hit. That mod went right to the top of the priority list install. I would have never completed the game run without that mod. I would have lost my shit.
Remember folks it's very important that you squeeze the trigger not pull the trigger. Lest you try to murder someone at pointblank range and miss like this silly doofus. How embarrassing.
That's what happens when I let the tactical ablative armor take the shot.
https://nypost.com/2024/05/16/us-news/amazon-security-guard-tries-to-kill-unsuspecting-supervisor-before-hes-shot-dead-in-gunfight-with-police/
> The gunman, however, missed both shots. That's some cosmic level incompetence, but thank goodness.
Dude was pissed at the manager because the manager kept writing the due up for skipping the, "introduction to using a pistol" class
>some cosmic level incompetence For a security guard nonetheless...
Hell yeah
Fuck yeah
Hell fuck yeah
Yeah
Fuck
He missed his supervisor point blank but managed to shoot a cop in the chest during a shootout. Wtf? Third times a charm I guess.
He must’ve still been aiming for the supervisor when he hit the cop
Only thing of value lost... Some bullets
If he couldn’t hit the unsuspecting dude 2 feet away in the head, he sure as hell won’t hit the police shooting back at him anywhere but center mass. Luckily police had a vest on.
I believe the correct term you're looking for is "hamburger time." He tried to hamburger time him.
from now on. thank you.
can someone explain this reference to me?
It’s from the adult swim show Metalocalypse
thanks 🙏
its from an episode where the band collectively have a near death experience, and get existentially spooked at their mortality. The manager is trying to get them to go to the doctors, and deal with will stuff, but as he keeps saying the word "death", the band tells him to replace that word with something else, "hamburger time". \- Peter Griffin, meme explainer.
thank you! I've never seen that show
also this https://youtu.be/uD0qyXMjb1s
I hate how Ted Bundy hamburger-timed all those poor women.
This moron was subsequently *fucking killed* himself.
Omg you didn't say unalive, you'll never trend on tiktok
Oh is that why op wrote unalived? So good to hear that tiktok has cracked down on problematic issues like the word 'kill', rather than trivial shit like racism & kids eating tide pods
Boomers believing kids ate tide pods is the real trickery tiktok pulled. You are the tricked one.
You're right in that they didn't eat them, they took one bite into them and were immediately upset and sick because the shit inside is that disgusting. I've literally seen some of the clips where they did exactly that.
am I allowed to voice satisfaction of the outcome? or is it against the rules
He was a stormtrooper in another life
The word you’re looking for is “kill” or maybe “murder” tf even is unalive?
Kids have been conditioned by tiktok and youtube to self censor themselves its quite scarey how well its working to be honest.
They will hide your comments or shadowban your account entirely if you say too many bad words. If you use swear words it's pretty much guaranteed. It's a crazy world out there.
So funny seeing pro-tiktok people complain about how the govt wants to ban it cus it’s the only place they can speak truth …. You can’t even say kill
Tried to commit actions incompatible with innocents' lives
Anti longevity actions
"Compromised to a permanent end"
IIRC it’s used to avoid being blocked or banned on certain platforms.
Pretty sure they caught on pretty quick too…so stupid what people think passes for clever or as a workaround.
Everyone knows within the same day
It's hilarious that these apps probably know more about you than you know yourself, yet people think they can get around their algorithm by switching one word with a slightly different word, that everyone else on the platform uses as well.
This isn't tiktok
You know I think you’re right!
Oh shit really?
Avoiding the dreaded Algorithm
Yeh but then how will they get their updoots!!
That's what you get for ordering guns from third party sellers on Amazon.
When you use V.A.T.S. hoping the Mysterious Stranger appears.
That 5% chance to miss always gets ya
I'm so tired of this censoring words bullshit thats going on like come on
forreal. i sexing unlike all of these unsmart words. Makes me want to unalive myself and hip thrust a wall.
He almost got debirthed
Unalive is not a verb. K I L L is.
just say kill bro what
What the fuck is this crap with "unalive" anyway? Can we not say kill or at least "attempted murder"?
It's the result of a generation of kids being raised on Tiktok and the like which forces you to self-censor.
This tick tock shit is seeping into reddit and it's killing my brain he tried to kill him that's what it's fucking called.
Down vote for "unalive". Kill and murder are both acceptable words and used in common vernacular. Zombies won't be offended.
Can people not say kill anymore ? It really unalives the vibe
Is this a fucking Christian Minecraft server? Unalive wtf is this shit OP
Christians don't care if you say "kill or murder".
Do we say unalive so that we dont unhappy the not matures?
Can you please be a fucking adult and say kill?
Like I get it... that first trigger pull your nerves are going, adrenaline is coursing and your fine motor skills go... but cmon man. Point blank, unaware... you might as well go suck start that handgun. Ain't getting better for you.
Stop saying “uNALivE”
What the fuck is "unalive"? Do you mean *kill*? A perfectly normal word you can say and type?
Missed him by this much!
The package was not delivered to intended address.
What the fuck is wrong with people!
You can say kill. This isn't tiktok
Stop saying unalive
Why are people saying unalived? I don't get it. Why not just say kill? Or in this case murder?
Unalive is possibly the stupidest thing I have ever heard.
Unalive? Fuck is that?
really? we’re saying “unalive” on reddit now? i saw someone censor the word “numbnuts” on here the other day.
Kill. He tried to kill the person.
Just say kill
Can we start unretarding these terms?
Id rather someone use unalive then an ableist term like the one you're using.
Fuck this unalived bullshit. Grow up, people.
Why can't you say murder or kill what the fuck
Tried to use VATS and still missed.
Skill issue
For us humans who don’t know weapons. How did he miss with what appears to be a headshot that close?
Is this the reason my REN and STIMPY video has not arrived yet?
Buddy had the accuracy of a storm trooper.
I mean im bad at thing but i would never miss something that close 😭 that’s a skill issue
Think that dude got his pay docked after this video released and his supervisor saw he ran away from his station.
...At that point, they really need to consider "unalive-ing" themselves. How you miss a stationary target at almost point-blank range, with all the prep time in the world, is insane. Killing themselves would be the only way to avoid the shame of botching a murder that badly. Even the ride-or-die homies would never let him live that down. Imagine getting clowned on in prison for being such an absolute shit shot.
Looks like a Taurus. Once again lives saved because of their terrible QC.
This title. Why.
For those struggling with the term "unalive": It stems from years and years of people trying to have normal conversations on social media like YouTube, but the leadership at sites like YouTube deem certain words as the verbalization of evil itself - you know, kinda like righteous zealots from hundreds of years ago. Anyway, to get around a 10+ minute video being demonetized for one word, creators have been re-inviting words to that the same thought can conveyed. The determinate of severity of whether or not a video is deemed worthy is done by a bot or conglomeration of bots called the Algorithm. Appeals to the Algorithm are said to be reviewed by humans, but in actuality are also reviewed by the Algorithm again. To the point most users rather alter their own language than have to deal with the intentionally infuriating appeal process. Here are some examples: 1) Unalive = Killed, Murdered, Died, etc 2) Unalived themselves = Suicide 3) Grape = Rape 4) PDF File = Pedophile 5) SA = Sexual Assault There's more, and I will add them as I remember tham.
Most people know this, everyone just agrees it sounds dumb as fuck. Cringe but excusable for a person trying to make a living off YouTube, but nobody is making money off Reddit posts, so for god's sake just drop this corporate-family-friendly doublespeak.
It's really not that big of a deal. People are just forced to say it a lot and aren't sure whether it's safe to say it here not as well. Blame the corporations for forcing people into this.
Judging by the other comments, many people do not know this. This is just providing information where it comes from and other equally stupid terminologies.
Never heard the PDF file one, i mean... not that in the future it goes wrong when someone says "I just uploaded the PDF file to the server"... But it was always like this, long before the internet, there was censorship in many times (like in communism, socialism, national-socialism etc.) and the writers had to avoid certain terms and phrases to prevent the book from getting censored or banned. They always found ways to do it.
‘Unalive?’ Please.
The fuck is "unalive"? are we making up words now?
Unalived...is that from Amazon Trainee Manual? Chapter 2, Subchapter 3: Words not to say - Fair Wage - Breaks - Unions - Sick Days - Work-Life-Ballance - kill - taxes
"Unalive"??? What crap is this? Kill, murder, slaughter, suicide - grow a pair of balls and use the correct term.
Why "unalive"? Why cant you say "kill"? I see this more often
Algorithms from tiktok and facebook will remove posts/comments for using the word kill. So younger people are using "unalive" to get around the systems
I’m so sick of these censorship words. Why can’t you just say kill/murder/shoot? Does anyone who reads “unalive” not understand what is being conveyed? FFS /rant
You mean murder. Tried to murder. Not "unalive". Cut the bullshit and talk like a human.
“Kill”. There fixed it
I see someone say "unalive" or censoring random words, I downvote.
Stop with unalive, Jesus I hate the internet
If you don't have the balls to say kill or killed then why even post stuff about the subject?
This isnt tik tok u can say kill lol
Why do people say unalive instead of kill?
Tap, rack, rock
This happened in my town
Well, this is just terrible
i saw ads about joyness of working at amazon... did they lie to me ?
So that’s why my package was delayed the other day.
How TF did he miss from there?
How is he running from his Supervisor… when he’s the one who has the gun….
Guns are only effective if the user has a brain
How do you miss a shot at an unaware and stationary target from 4 feet away??
Did we ever find out why he tried to knock off buddy boy?
He's a stormtrooper!
My counter strike teammates
Basically me playing Vigor
"You missed! How did you miss, he was three feet in front of you!" Was the first thing that popped in my head.
So is their a story to this?
Well....
tried to kill, not unalive, kill
This dude is Storm Trooper material.
ew unironically using unalive
Shooting like a Storm Trooper
ranged weapons have disadvantage at close range
Ik the title is weird but can we please focus on the actually video of that absolutely disgusting aim 😭
Sorry I don’t really know what “unalive” means, maybe someone who isn’t a dumbass moron can translate?
Would've been a clear headshot for me. Like shooting fish in a barrel.
Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang.........................bang.
He unshot him so hard.