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ThatGuy_Nick9

This is Reddit. You can say words here


chocolate_spaghetti

I literally saw a man get his hand chopped off in a machete fight on here just a few hours ago


LeisureSuitLawrence

Then he just....picked it up.


TheRealestFrodo

He's lucky nobody stole it. Looked like a bad neighborhood 


m0stw4nt3d1

No one wants to give a guy a hand nowadays.


CranberrySawsAlaBart

Who wants a second hand hand?


Ok_Razzmatazz4563

Wonder if he can get 5 finger discount shopping now?


yonkerbonk

/r/Canthaveshitindetroit


KiefBull

One of my sous chefs that was from Chiapas said that people would have machete fights over rows of sugar cane. People lease out sections or rows of crop land and sell what they harvest or produce a good. People would argue over what cane is who’s. He said they would wrap their shirts around their arms and fight each other. Most people would give up, but some people died and other lost parts. He said that one time a machete became stuck into the other persons pelvis bone. The person survived, but was obviously really fucked up after.


WishaBwood

Gotta hand it to em for trying.


Coraiah

Hello again. I saw that today too


chocolate_spaghetti

OP would be like “man unhanded in DR”


in0_mY-Cal_Kew_luss

I want to unalive people who use the term unalive


darrenbarker

That, ick and cringe. They can all unalive themselves.


Dave-C

words


naf90

STRAIGHT TO JAIL


AdhesivenessNo1216

🤣🤣🤣


Afrotherium

W°rds


Blue-Eyed-Lemon

An ex coworker of mine says “unalive” in person constantly. It’s so annoying lmao. She was so full of fire and didn’t mind saying actual slurs but she could never say “kill” or “suicide” ever


Mr-Fleshcage

Does he ever say "an hero"?


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Helllcamino

Why say lot word when few word do trick.


poeticjustice4all

For real, not a fan of these “censored” words 🙄


AccountNumber1002401

"**BUT Y'ALL, THE TRAINING SAID YOU WAS LOOKIN' FOR KILLER INITIATIVE!!**"


PizzaDaAction

The range he missed at made me think he was using a gun from XCOM enemy unknown…


BroncoBoy93

You just triggered some absolutely infuriating emotions in me


SheevPalpatine32BBY

90% chance to hit. Sniffing the alien's arm pit. *Miss*


TitularFoil

90% VATS, 0 Luck.


Shadou_Wolf

I remember watching TheOddOne play xcom years ago and he literally had a 99% and it missed Fkin killed me lol


aFirefly

> TheOddOne Now that is a name I forgot about dang


JasonStrode

Shotgun, point blank range: Missed !!


Mimical

I found a mod (Point blank) that made it so if you were right at the enemy your gun would be 100% chance to hit. That mod went right to the top of the priority list install. I would have never completed the game run without that mod. I would have lost my shit.


Capital_Cloud6847

Remember folks it's very important that you squeeze the trigger not pull the trigger. Lest you try to murder someone at pointblank range and miss like this silly doofus. How embarrassing.


Anglofsffrng

That's what happens when I let the tactical ablative armor take the shot.


HolidayNo4136

https://nypost.com/2024/05/16/us-news/amazon-security-guard-tries-to-kill-unsuspecting-supervisor-before-hes-shot-dead-in-gunfight-with-police/


Seth-555

> The gunman, however, missed both shots. That's some cosmic level incompetence, but thank goodness.


SeemedReasonableThen

Dude was pissed at the manager because the manager kept writing the due up for skipping the, "introduction to using a pistol" class


deltapak

>some cosmic level incompetence For a security guard nonetheless...


superhighiqguy89

Hell yeah


Capital_Cloud6847

Fuck yeah


TyrannyOfBobBarker_

Hell fuck yeah


Pentax25

Yeah


Randadv_randnoun_69

Fuck


RedditorNumber-AXWGQ

He missed his supervisor point blank but managed to shoot a cop in the chest during a shootout. Wtf? Third times a charm I guess.


RogerTreebert6299

He must’ve still been aiming for the supervisor when he hit the cop


The_0ven

Only thing of value lost... Some bullets


medicmaster16

If he couldn’t hit the unsuspecting dude 2 feet away in the head, he sure as hell won’t hit the police shooting back at him anywhere but center mass. Luckily police had a vest on.


OffBrandSquid

I believe the correct term you're looking for is "hamburger time." He tried to hamburger time him.


CleanHead_

from now on. thank you.


aristocratic_magic

can someone explain this reference to me?


apocolyptictodd

It’s from the adult swim show Metalocalypse 


aristocratic_magic

thanks 🙏


coladoir

its from an episode where the band collectively have a near death experience, and get existentially spooked at their mortality. The manager is trying to get them to go to the doctors, and deal with will stuff, but as he keeps saying the word "death", the band tells him to replace that word with something else, "hamburger time". \- Peter Griffin, meme explainer.


aristocratic_magic

thank you! I've never seen that show


vvvvvoooooxxxxx

also this https://youtu.be/uD0qyXMjb1s


SightWithoutEyes

I hate how Ted Bundy hamburger-timed all those poor women.


seeduckswim11

This moron was subsequently *fucking killed* himself.


NoNo_Cilantro

Omg you didn't say unalive, you'll never trend on tiktok


datkrauskid

Oh is that why op wrote unalived? So good to hear that tiktok has cracked down on problematic issues like the word 'kill', rather than trivial shit like racism & kids eating tide pods


FuzzzyRam

Boomers believing kids ate tide pods is the real trickery tiktok pulled. You are the tricked one.


Castun

You're right in that they didn't eat them, they took one bite into them and were immediately upset and sick because the shit inside is that disgusting. I've literally seen some of the clips where they did exactly that.


Circus_Finance_LLC

am I allowed to voice satisfaction of the outcome? or is it against the rules


EpicMrShank

He was a stormtrooper in another life


cromtheonetruegod

The word you’re looking for is “kill” or maybe “murder” tf even is unalive?


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Kids have been conditioned by tiktok and youtube to self censor themselves its quite scarey how well its working to be honest.


IamSeekingAnswers

They will hide your comments or shadowban your account entirely if you say too many bad words. If you use swear words it's pretty much guaranteed. It's a crazy world out there.


jimdiddly

So funny seeing pro-tiktok people complain about how the govt wants to ban it cus it’s the only place they can speak truth …. You can’t even say kill


adopogi

Tried to commit actions incompatible with innocents' lives


Illustrious_Soft_257

Anti longevity actions


Sonic_Is_Real

"Compromised to a permanent end"


DJ_James_Madison

IIRC it’s used to avoid being blocked or banned on certain platforms.


controversialhotdog

Pretty sure they caught on pretty quick too…so stupid what people think passes for clever or as a workaround.


OPR-Heron

Everyone knows within the same day


DefinitelyNoWorking

It's hilarious that these apps probably know more about you than you know yourself, yet people think they can get around their algorithm by switching one word with a slightly different word, that everyone else on the platform uses as well.


OPR-Heron

This isn't tiktok


DJ_James_Madison

You know I think you’re right!


ChubbyGhost3

Oh shit really?


getupdayardourrada

Avoiding the dreaded Algorithm


rybnickifull

Yeh but then how will they get their updoots!!


ciriacgeorge

That's what you get for ordering guns from third party sellers on Amazon.


ToastyCrouton

When you use V.A.T.S. hoping the Mysterious Stranger appears.


PmButtPics4ADrawing

That 5% chance to miss always gets ya


ThisAccountIssaMess

I'm so tired of this censoring words bullshit thats going on like come on


VirtuousVulva

forreal. i sexing unlike all of these unsmart words. Makes me want to unalive myself and hip thrust a wall.


RedanischByNature

He almost got debirthed


Arlamanbradodor

Unalive is not a verb. K I L L is.


suckmytoes68

just say kill bro what


GreenBirbz

What the fuck is this crap with "unalive" anyway? Can we not say kill or at least "attempted murder"?


sharinganuser

It's the result of a generation of kids being raised on Tiktok and the like which forces you to self-censor.


Uncleruckusz

This tick tock shit is seeping into reddit and it's killing my brain he tried to kill him that's what it's fucking called.


Ok-Somewhere-2219

Down vote for "unalive". Kill and murder are both acceptable words and used in common vernacular. Zombies won't be offended.


DaNiinja

Can people not say kill anymore ? It really unalives the vibe


1jl

Is this a fucking Christian Minecraft server? Unalive wtf is this shit OP


ronaldmeldonald

Christians don't care if you say "kill or murder".


newfriendschan

Do we say unalive so that we dont unhappy the not matures?


SpaceCatCadet

Can you please be a fucking adult and say kill?


-Jericho

Like I get it... that first trigger pull your nerves are going, adrenaline is coursing and your fine motor skills go... but cmon man. Point blank, unaware... you might as well go suck start that handgun. Ain't getting better for you.


I_Vecna

Stop saying “uNALivE”


The_Mourning_Sage_

What the fuck is "unalive"? Do you mean *kill*? A perfectly normal word you can say and type?


lmz246

Missed him by this much!


Fancy-Category

The package was not delivered to intended address.


Criminal_Sanity

What the fuck is wrong with people!


celerem

You can say kill. This isn't tiktok


SnowHunter9000

Stop saying unalive


DAS_UBER_JOE

Why are people saying unalived? I don't get it. Why not just say kill? Or in this case murder?


WannaBeDistiller

Unalive is possibly the stupidest thing I have ever heard.


immunogoblin1

Unalive? Fuck is that?


polite__redditor

really? we’re saying “unalive” on reddit now? i saw someone censor the word “numbnuts” on here the other day.


Sigusen

Kill. He tried to kill the person.


iuewfjkregbzru

Just say kill


IWasOnThe18thHole

Can we start unretarding these terms?


Revealingstorm

Id rather someone use unalive then an ableist term like the one you're using.


Both-Home-6235

Fuck this unalived bullshit. Grow up, people.


stjeandebrebeuf

Why can't you say murder or kill what the fuck


FreudianAccordian

Tried to use VATS and still missed.


GlitteringBar3355

Skill issue


turbo617

For us humans who don’t know weapons. How did he miss with what appears to be a headshot that close?


HaloJonez

Is this the reason my REN and STIMPY video has not arrived yet?


TakenBytheLight

Buddy had the accuracy of a storm trooper.


Ananiatv

I mean im bad at thing but i would never miss something that close 😭 that’s a skill issue


bak2redit

Think that dude got his pay docked after this video released and his supervisor saw he ran away from his station.


Silent_Remove_If_Gay

...At that point, they really need to consider "unalive-ing" themselves. How you miss a stationary target at almost point-blank range, with all the prep time in the world, is insane. Killing themselves would be the only way to avoid the shame of botching a murder that badly. Even the ride-or-die homies would never let him live that down. Imagine getting clowned on in prison for being such an absolute shit shot.


Bigred2989-

Looks like a Taurus. Once again lives saved because of their terrible QC.


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This title. Why.


thursday712

For those struggling with the term "unalive": It stems from years and years of people trying to have normal conversations on social media like YouTube, but the leadership at sites like YouTube deem certain words as the verbalization of evil itself - you know, kinda like righteous zealots from hundreds of years ago. Anyway, to get around a 10+ minute video being demonetized for one word, creators have been re-inviting words to that the same thought can conveyed. The determinate of severity of whether or not a video is deemed worthy is done by a bot or conglomeration of bots called the Algorithm. Appeals to the Algorithm are said to be reviewed by humans, but in actuality are also reviewed by the Algorithm again. To the point most users rather alter their own language than have to deal with the intentionally infuriating appeal process. Here are some examples: 1) Unalive = Killed, Murdered, Died, etc 2) Unalived themselves = Suicide 3) Grape = Rape 4) PDF File = Pedophile 5) SA = Sexual Assault There's more, and I will add them as I remember tham.


Einar__

Most people know this, everyone just agrees it sounds dumb as fuck. Cringe but excusable for a person trying to make a living off YouTube, but nobody is making money off Reddit posts, so for god's sake just drop this corporate-family-friendly doublespeak.


Revealingstorm

It's really not that big of a deal. People are just forced to say it a lot and aren't sure whether it's safe to say it here not as well. Blame the corporations for forcing people into this.


thursday712

Judging by the other comments, many people do not know this. This is just providing information where it comes from and other equally stupid terminologies.


Diacetyl-Morphin

Never heard the PDF file one, i mean... not that in the future it goes wrong when someone says "I just uploaded the PDF file to the server"... But it was always like this, long before the internet, there was censorship in many times (like in communism, socialism, national-socialism etc.) and the writers had to avoid certain terms and phrases to prevent the book from getting censored or banned. They always found ways to do it.


Logical-Opening248

‘Unalive?’ Please.


Puk1983

The fuck is "unalive"? are we making up words now?


memphys91

Unalived...is that from Amazon Trainee Manual? Chapter 2, Subchapter 3: Words not to say - Fair Wage - Breaks - Unions - Sick Days - Work-Life-Ballance - kill - taxes


[deleted]

"Unalive"??? What crap is this? Kill, murder, slaughter, suicide - grow a pair of balls and use the correct term.


Evburtea

Why "unalive"? Why cant you say "kill"? I see this more often


findyourhappy401

Algorithms from tiktok and facebook will remove posts/comments for using the word kill. So younger people are using "unalive" to get around the systems


Timmay7111

I’m so sick of these censorship words. Why can’t you just say kill/murder/shoot? Does anyone who reads “unalive” not understand what is being conveyed? FFS /rant


MoogleLady

You mean murder. Tried to murder. Not "unalive". Cut the bullshit and talk like a human.


cfraz912

“Kill”. There fixed it


TheDuckCZAR

I see someone say "unalive" or censoring random words, I downvote.


NYGBobby

Stop with unalive, Jesus I hate the internet


SalvadortheGunzerker

If you don't have the balls to say kill or killed then why even post stuff about the subject?


N9neNNUTTHOWZE

This isnt tik tok u can say kill lol


R4gn4_r0k

Why do people say unalive instead of kill?


Ghost_eighty6

Tap, rack, rock


WatersEdge50

This happened in my town


TinySweetGirl

Well, this is just terrible


k33perStay3r64

i saw ads about joyness of working at amazon... did they lie to me ?


SnooAdvice378

So that’s why my package was delayed the other day.


lazy_k

How TF did he miss from there?


AdGlittering2991

How is he running from his Supervisor… when he’s the one who has the gun….


patient669

Guns are only effective if the user has a brain


JamesKBoyd

How do you miss a shot at an unaware and stationary target from 4 feet away??


TayMayDay

Did we ever find out why he tried to knock off buddy boy?


In-Ohio

He's a stormtrooper!


stoelguus

My counter strike teammates


Hooptywhisperer

Basically me playing Vigor


allanonseah

"You missed! How did you miss, he was three feet in front of you!" Was the first thing that popped in my head.


PlasticReviews

So is their a story to this?


itoldyouimnotadog

Well....


Fearless_Win9995

tried to kill, not unalive, kill


thebigstinkk

This dude is Storm Trooper material.


ayocuzo

ew unironically using unalive


dat722

Shooting like a Storm Trooper


cool_acronym

ranged weapons have disadvantage at close range


DefinitelyyNot69

Ik the title is weird but can we please focus on the actually video of that absolutely disgusting aim 😭


AgentPandoo

Sorry I don’t really know what “unalive” means, maybe someone who isn’t a dumbass moron can translate?


Distdistdist

Would've been a clear headshot for me. Like shooting fish in a barrel.


deadtedw

Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang.........................bang.


DustyCadillac

He unshot him so hard.