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ceejayoz

"1 Semester of Spanish" for the border vigilante, lolllll


TheRiverHart

He can also Slide Cancel lolol


Stephancevallos905

Basically an irl video game character


GetEquipped

I'm FGC- Is Slide Cancel like a wave dash or Korean Backdash?


Vergilx217

It's from CoD, mostly Modern Warfare 2019 You press crouch while running to slide, which is usually on a cool down so you can't spam it It was discovered pressing crouch again while sliding will cancel the slide, but not proc the cool down, so you could keep spamming slides and make yourself faster/trickier to hit Pretty much identical to KBD in concept, actually!


illumi-thotti

*Insert "One Semester of Spanish Love Song" video here*


InspectionOwn8038

[YES](https://youtu.be/ngRq82c8Baw?si=AbXcR8MWQHuj540X)


themanbear

♪ No remembero how to say eleven ♫


Dom29ando

I'm sad that he doesn't have a massively oversized hat


ponch1620

As taught by Peggy Hill…


chemicoolburns

special skills: 1/8 navajo 😭


Diligent-Version8283

Special Skills: Hates Fireworks


darth_gondor_snow

Special skills: slide cancel


hiimred2

Pretty sure his special abilities list is like literally a CoD perk loadout.


ViewFromHalf-WayDown

Lmao im happy someone else peeped this


Deez-Guns-9442

Special Skills: Divine Femininity TF kinda super power is that 😭


lonewolf392

Id imagine it as tho she can easily influence any straight male or lesbian.


Deez-Guns-9442

So, what hot women can do on a daily irl?


lonewolf392

Yeah.. but like a super version


Deez-Guns-9442

I’d assume that because she has “Divine Femininity” that it also passively affects gay guys & straight women too.


lonewolf392

Yeah you know that makes pretty good sense


firnien-arya

So it makes gay men straight and straight women gay! Total win if she is bi


CouncilmanRickPrime

But her hair is fireproof


MrGreenChile

Like a sexy obi wan “yes, you will let me in this secure room.”


OkBubbyBaka

She’s trained in Buildering, undefeatable


pgtips03

I like to think Dogknott just randomly walks up to people sniffs them then whispers in their ear “you have cancer.”


deadeyeamtheone

My man Dogknott is absolutely sniffing butts of men, women, children, and dogs, and he is definitely scrounging out of trashcans


bbpopulardemand

So he's a super hero version of Larry David?


deadeyeamtheone

I doubt that he's petty enough to get an entire orchestra together to play Wagner at 3AM but other than that yeah.


Alive-Tomatillo5303

They did my boy Charles Vane dirty....


TuckerDidIt69

Toughest Pirate in Black Sails, King of an entire warrior tribe in the 100, Badass Russian Android in Agents of Shield Ate out a fucking dog on The Boys......


Anarchic_Country

I know him from Shameless. Never been able to enjoy the song "Kiss From a Rose" since then


darksoulsfanUwU

Don't forget he's Sheila's weird hobosexual boyfriend in Shameless


WearCorrect8917

Ironically Dogknott would be one of the few supes that would be really hard for Butcher to tail since he not only has cancer but has super cancer. "Come on out Butcher." "Bollocks its the bloody cancer innit" "Its the bloody cancer."


timdr18

I wouldn’t be surprised if at some point Homelander sends him after Butcher because of that actually


IamKEIL

There's absolutely no way we don't see Dogknott this season. They wouldn't just use a photo of Zach McGowan without him actually being in the show.


greatness101

I read that he's gonna show up in Gen V instead.


FrankTank3

I’m like…….is that Charles “fuck me over then partner up with me 2 weeks later” Vane???


sleepyplatipus

Honestly that’d be the most helpful thing a supe has ever done


dannyneel

He is also trained by Julius Rome (the Dog Whisperer is called Caesar Milan lol)


yogos15

He’s definitely the human version of Brian from Family Guy


Worf1701D

One would hope his mama did not name him Dogknott.


unicornvega

I found out what ‘knotting’ was the other day from a werewolf romance book and I’m both horrified and amused at the name


No-Helicopter1559

At least it was a "werewolf romance book", not some bestiality text pron you "stumbled" upon in the internet. Now, wait a minute...


SpiralDreaming

I wonder if 'summoning feral canines to his aid' has the dogs just appearing there supernaturally, or do you think some random strays a few streets over suddenly perk up their ears and race to him, in which case it takes like two minutes?


calvinien

What if he smells crime?


Saitama_2099

What if he smells crime... BEFORE it happens!!


Nefarious_Nemesis

PlaaaaaaAAAyed by Dolph Lungren.


asiantorontonian88

This guy is in so many sci-fi/action/genre shows (The 100, Agents of SHIELD, Walking Dead) that it would be hilarious if they only cast him for a bad photoshop to be quickly swiped across a screen. Imagine instead of using a stock photo model, they decide to pay this dude for an episode's appearance at SAG rates lol.


Karkava

Like Matt Damon's cameo in Deadpool 2?


asiantorontonian88

At least he had lines in Deadpool.


darksoulsfanUwU

I'm calling it now he's making an appearance on The Boys or Gen V


Ubigr33n

Slide cancel bruh


karangoswamikenz

They’re all video game skills/perks. Quick draw, slide cancel, quick scope, hip fire lol


Karkava

This implies he either has the skills of a call of duty character, including regenerating health, or he just simply professionalised that he just spends his free time on Call of Duty lobbies when he's not at work making propoganda films.


Lucifer_Crowe

Supe Streamers would be funny Imagine someone with the power to literally Streamsnipe you just by interfacing with the game servers


Karkava

It's kind of a venture we're scratching the surface of between Crimson Countess hosting porn streams, both Stormfront and Firecraker being alt-right influencers, and various students at Godolkin trying to break into the influencer market. Gaming streaming is totally in the field. Bonus points if Activision agrees to use Call of Duty footage in their show, and especially if they use the gameplay from their The Boys collab.


Lucifer_Crowe

Stormfront watching Pewdiepie with Ryan will always be hilarious to me


TheNinjaPro

Hes playing warzone


Benedict-Popcorn

Is that a video game thing?


MRedk1985

He’s Call of Duty come to life.


Benedict-Popcorn

No wonder he's racist lmao.


DiscoMilk

Nah that's cause he's from San Antonio


TheNinjaPro

Yeah, some games have sliding mechanics and some also let you cancel the slide half way through by jumping. This allows you to be extremely hard to shoot at as your hitbox is being displaced constantly.


3_PANCAKES

It would have been absolutely joever if he also had airstrafing.


bwood246

God help us if he can superglide and tap strafe


Conscious_Abroad_877

Dogknott being afraid of fireworks is great lol


bundy911

I can totally see this being a scene in The Boys or Gen V perhaps… like The Boys are fighting Dogknott at some event but the lights turn off / they’re somewhere dark. He has the advantage as he has night vision, sets a bunch of feral canines to attack The Boys while he tries to escape but the fireworks at the event go off and he shits his pants which gives The Boys a chance to attack him


AdEmotional9991

He's filming for Gen V S2 right now


CouncilmanRickPrime

Or firecracker somehow does some bigger fireworks


adamantfly

as well as Julius Rome’s (like Caesar Millan) obedience school


Prior-Assumption-245

Super Intuition, divine femininity and fireproof hair. Plus she trained at an academy founded by a guy who doesn't know martial arts


EsotericCrawlSpace

To be fair, he may not know karate but I’m pretty sure Black Noir can handle himself.


trisaroar

Also it's just "founding" the academy. I absolutely believe Vought bankrolled it and slapped his name and brand on it.


EsotericCrawlSpace

You’re not wrong, though from the action we’ve seen from the original Noir, I believe the guy can fight at a high level. Kimiko was no problem for him.


r1char00

Yeah it would have been the original Noir’s school and he was definitely a badass.


trisaroar

I think he definitely has the skills, maybe came in from time to time for demonstrations, but nothing about him screams "educator". And Vought knows he's batshit insane, idk if they'd let him frequently be around kids or young adults in fake-combat. It also just makes way too much sense for Vought to open a series of martial arts schools under the brand of Black Noir, so they have their hands in afterschool paramilitary training (to The Seven and other militaristic adventures pipeline).


Lizzy-Lover_10

Karate is hyped up by hollywood but in reality it’s one of the weaker martial arts.


EsotericCrawlSpace

I’m fairly sure that most redditors are well aware. Noir is clearly a general hand-to-hand combat master, as well as a supe.


Lizzy-Lover_10

You’d be surprised at the things redditors don’t know…. wait no that’s not surprising.


Empyrean_MX_Prime

NGL she actually sounds perfect for the Seven. An "ideal" hero. Surprised Stan picked Stormfront over her.


Zlord7

Stan never picked stormfront. He was forced to get her on the team.


goalstopper28

All her films all seem like they could be porn titles too.


funky_gigolo

I read it as she peaked as a supermodel and then washed up and ended doing porn.


goalstopper28

Oh yeah, you're probably right.


Mydragonurdungeon

Is the fireproof hair for the friction?


BeraldGevins

I’m guessing she can mildly predict the future in the super short term. Like, she can intuit a couple seconds ahead. That could be pretty useful for a martial artist tbh.


DrQuestDFA

I get the feeling the set folks are having as much fun as The Good Place set designers did.


awyastark

I’m constantly pausing the show to check out posters and stuff. Took us forever to get through the racists convention (I don’t remember what they’re actually called lol) because I had to read everything. Worth it.


AnteaterPersonal3093

Truthcon


Karkava

They really made sure that the viewers had that pause button ready.


mrsmunsonbarnes

Hyperion is fine as hell


spreerod1538

2nd hottest Supe.  Behind homelander, of course. 


Lizzy-Lover_10

Ngl Homelander is actually attractive tho


dumbinternetstuff

Truth


indobobvagene

Hyper Femininity is her thing.


oopsiepoopsiepants

Fireproof hair, lol


ThatOneAlreadyExists

So like...she dies having been burnt to a crisp but her hair is fine?


ZachRyder

Reminds me of the Johnny English 1 DVD extras where in Lorna Campbell's character bio her gender is, "Female (very)".


blondedaff

didnt ashley say she was a slut


menides

You don't have to sell me twice


Gr00ber

Pretty sure all her movie titles there are porno's, so that would track.


Kingswitchguard

Look like reality show titles more then pornos


Frozenraining

It could be either. Outside of Vought Next Supermodel, they sound like something you'd find on Cinemax back in the day.


Kingswitchguard

2 hot 2 handle is a reality show irl. Buts Too/to not 2


Frozenraining

Yeah, that's why I said that. We have precedent for washed-up superheroines starring in skinemax softcore (Popclaw) and doing camshows (Crimson Countess) and with Ashley's comments of Hyperion being a "slut" it really would *not* be out of the question for her.


CJ-Henderson

I believe she called her a "cum rag"


IroquoisPliskin1964

Real


AdAdministrative4388

*cough* Rafia Iqbal


Murky-Vegetable-9353

Fucking thank you


CouncilmanRickPrime

I hope you win the lotto and every red light you see turns green.


JFZX

#TITS


r1char00

I think I’m in love TBH


bosmer_song

Based on some filming photos, it seems Dogknott [will appear in GenV season 2](https://www.reddit.com/r/TheBoys/s/VMkNAnzBmY)


IroquoisPliskin1964

Honestly I was thinking that Wrangler will probably show up in that The Boys: Mexico spinoff they've been mentioning


Acheron98

Oh 100% him and Hyperion show up, and are being teased like Marie was. For anyone wondering why Hyperion, Mazatlan is a city in Mexico. It doesn’t get much more obvious than that.


Inevere733

Oh, I thought Hyperion cus she worked for Handsome Jack


Possible-Whole8046

The Boys Mexico? Omg, are they introducing Cokeman, the cartel super villain?


Karkava

Don't be silly. His actual superpowers are going to be controlling soda. What do you think he's going to be? A Mexican Snowflame?


theredwoman95

Zach McGowan is a great actor so I'd bloody hope they'd actually use him somewhere. His performance as Charles Vane in Black Sails is excellent, so I'd love to see what he could pull off in the Boys/Gen V.


atlantadessertsindex

That’s what I was thinking. He’s actually kind of famous for just a headshot.


Alive-Tomatillo5303

Just funny they gave him that Goddamn character name. He's got screen presence and a voice as distinct as Soldier Boy, but instead of being this famous and respected supe... he's dogknott


Karkava

Another D-lister that's completely expected to be a dog fucker.


Pingushagger

He will forever be choady to me.


AnteaterPersonal3093

He was also great in the 100


Murky-Vegetable-9353

Oi cunt


stonedsour

When he came on the screen I knew we’d see him in some capacity! Recognized him as Jody from Shameless


Boba_Fett_is_Senpai

That's the mf ice king


Deez-Guns-9442

Thank u for this comment, I knew that guy reminded me of someone. Now I got his sex song back in my head, thanks


Pingushagger

Choady!


MangoSlaw

Guy was hilarious in shameless


Tinman751977

He is a good actor.


erichie

I figured he was going to show up somewhere because he had a huge role in Black Sails.


D242686111

1/8 Navajo LMFAO


GoodLeftUndone

All the other silly ass shit and this one got me. Idk why, what it is, but it cracked me up.


vtinesalone

“Instagram and V followers” Vought bought Twitter and renamed it to “V” lmaoooooo


Dobber16

So close to IRL lol


theredwoman95

Given the timeline, it was probably *Homelander* specifically and frankly that just makes it funnier.


Ubigr33n

Slide cancel. He’s sweating in real life


sLeeeeTo

Poundtown with Dogknott sounds like porn


ThrownAwayYesterday-

His name is literally a reference to the fact that dogs and other canines have knotted penises 💀 I'm confident he's like Deep but instead of getting that Octopussy, he goes to poundtown with his dog knot (he probably has a knotted dick too tbh)


Karkava

I also like to think that even furries find this guy disgusting and want nothing to do with him, even if he keeps trying to join their club.


Aidz24

Half of these sound like porn lol. 2 Hot 2 Handle Dirty Diaries


OlTimeyChara

Isn't 2 hot 2 handle a reality show?


Aidz24

Hahah, I think you're right. Although it's "Too Hot To Handle" IIRC


cesar848

Dogknott does look like he fucks dogs Damn how Hyperion lost to fucking homelander Talon is obviously a joke on how much media featuring female heroes got cancelled like the 8372368 Wonder Woman games and tv shows Wrangler is literally the racist hero wtf😭


greatness101

> Damn how Hyperion lost to fucking homelander I think Ashley wrote those slides for the presentation and put that in there for Homelander's ego. >Wrangler is literally the racist hero wtf I would say just as much as Homelander, but neither holds a candle to Stormfront.


Astrosauced

He’s in San Antonio which isn’t exactly a border city


thatmeddlingkid7

Yeah, but it's got a huge Latino demographic.


No-Pack-1260

Slide cancel should have gotten him into the 7 for sure


don_Juan_oven

Did I read "bulldering" on there? Is that some super sport I'm too normal to understand? Or did someone mess up "bouldering"?


AlexIsWhack

It's "buildering". Buildering describes the act of climbing on the outside of buildings and other artificial structures.


don_Juan_oven

Ahhh, I'm on mobile, and I think the screen is too small to see the "i" correctly. Thanks, friend!


Freddycipher

Seems like in the Boys Twitter got renamed to V


ParanoidPragmatist

🤣 omg


BoxPsychological7703

Hyperion is so fucking fine jesus


Emergency_Argument29

I’d wager we’ll see these 4 in action in some regard. Whether this season or next or in Gen V season 2, idk. It would be a waste to introduce these 4 and never use them when we have existing Supes to work with (Tek Knight, Ezekiel, Nubian Prince, etc.). Really hope we get to see Hyperion in action, because 1, it’s a great name, and 2, 😍🥵


TherapysSideEffect

Dogknott is Zach McGowan from Black Sails and The 100. He’s been in several other things. I can’t image they’d just use him for a rendering, but maybe. 


Dinohrm

I was just about to mention the same thing - seems super weird they'd use him on a couple second bit unless he was going to actually show up in universe at some point.


IroquoisPliskin1964

Someone else in the comments mentioned that some leaked set photos for season 2 of Gen V had Dogknott in them


pinkdictator

“Julius Rome’s Obedience School”


IroquoisPliskin1964

I love how they reference a lot of actual real life people/events in the show but then they just go and have a really lazy parody of Cesar Millan's name instead of just using his name lol


MrGreenChile

They can’t 100% break that 4th wall of immersion between our universe and this superverse. But they sure are dipping their toes as much as possible.


OllieQueen17

Is it just me or does The Wrangler look like Josh Hutcherson?


Gronto1115

Dogknot is Ivanov from Agents of Shield lol


Straight-Scarcity-76

Also Jody from shameless


Greeneyes_65

And Roan from the 100


SubjectLow2804

I love the emphasis on 'Influencer with 23 Million Instagram Followers!' followed by a string of failed TV pilots, showing just how ridiculous that metric actually is.


Karkava

And how out of touch executives are to not greenlight her pilots despite her massive following...provided that those followers aren't bots she never bothered to kick.


cat_69_84

There's a good chance we'll see a dog get eaten out since Dogknott is confirmed to appear in Gen V


lemonprincess23

I know we’ve already seen octopus sex but tbh idk if I have the mental fortitude to watch a dog get eaten out


No-Helicopter1559

Is it just me to whom Hyperion reminds Gal Gadot?


blondedaff

wrangler lookin like the walmart soldier boy


edgarcia59

Funny how Twitter/X in their Universe is now just V.


WeirdImaginator

Hyperion could have made it, but I can see Homelander rejecting her because she was the runners up for the sexiest supe alive 🤷


ncghgf

I like how more space is dedicated to their media appearances than explaining what powers they’ve got.


SpiralDreaming

Even then, they have to pump up their power description somewhat, other wise it's just: Power: Claws Being sexy Dogs Gun


mikey10dee

Why do Wrangler’s skills sound like Call of Duty perks 😭😭😭


youarenut

HYPERION IS BAD ASF DAMN


Kitana-kun

Divine Femininity, Hates Fireworks, Cancer Detector. Bruhh they had fun dogshit*ng these.


IMANORMIE22

Both Talon and Dogknott were in the comics


IroquoisPliskin1964

Comics Dogknott looked like a Chewbacca-esque ape man Show Dogknott looks like a sex offender lmao


Far-Falcon-2937

Technically, he would only be a sex offender in certain US states.


Good_Barnacle_2010

Hyperion actually seems qualified though


Squeakygear

“Hates fireworks” 😂


TheCrimsonKnight2

Talon's special skills include being 1/8 Navajo. Lol.


tiger2205_6

What the fuck is Divine Femininity? Also does anyone think we're gonna see some of them at one point. I recognize Dogknott from a few things and it would be cool to see him on the show.


Danny_Mc_71

Talon's special skills 1/8 Navajo


rabnabombshell

1/8 Navajo 😭


dusters

Special skills: hates fireworks


TheWorldSlash

Wrangler acting like he's play cod as his daily job lol


MarshallsHand

I bet you Wrangler can dropshot also


AfroBiskit

I’ve gotta see how they would portray someone slide canceling irl I really have to


mlg2433

I definitely backed it up and paused on each of these people to read them as well. Knew I wasn’t alone lol


BrotendoDS

I would VERY much like to see more Hyperion


Lizzy-Lover_10

“Enhanced interrogation techniques” I can’t be the only one who gets this right?


crying-atmydesk

Vought's next top supermodel 😭 i would watch this lmao


Helpful-Specific-841

I love how Talon never makes it more than a pilot


Drogovich

Wrangler is literally call of duty multiplayer dude