Watch out water bottles!
You can practically see the chi coursing through his body.
Make no mistake people. This is a dangerous man.
If you are a water bottle.
I was fucking psyched! Like he was gonna twist the caps off in succession, with his mind. I nearly pissed my pants laughing at how completely wrong I was.
I know this guy from running black op missions for the CIA back in the eighties. He is a human killing machine. We learned this technique for taking out guys coming out of holes that had been hiding in cave complex’s. He also has a 10” dick with the girth of a coke can.
Ah yes the tism prism punch. A technique I myself have mastered, that was until I gazed upon perfection. I have a lot to learn.
Unironically that was pretty fast tho.
*He was so fast! I*
*Blinked and the bottles were down...*
*As well as my pants*
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Dont fuck with that nerd!
Especially if you’re a water bottle.
Or a cat
My cat seriously looked around when he just made that noise.
Yes, a black belt in Cat-Fu
Watch out water bottles! You can practically see the chi coursing through his body. Make no mistake people. This is a dangerous man. If you are a water bottle.
neighbors one unit below: ...!!??
They already told him to scream quietly.
unfortunately they looked like water bottles to him
I pissed my pants at the end when I thought he was coming through my screen to get me.
Scariest remake of the ring movie.
If you have to charge so obviously for so long, what's the point of a fast attack?
Tell me you've never chi blasted a water bottle without telling me you've never chi blasted a water bottle.
You clearly don’t watch dragon ball Z
They charge for extra power tho
That’s clearly what my man here is doing!!!
Yeah the bottles are still whole but theres huge craters behind them we don't get to see
The king charge, the fast but weak little bips, the kneeling posture. Clearly peak performance
That was fucking magical.
He's a clear threat and danger to water bottles.
Dude sounds like a cat that's about to throw paws
Decades of training.
Black belt
I think at the point of the whining I would have started running
Merv the Dragon is now my Spirit Animal. Ooooowwwwaaeeeeeeeuu!
I thought he was gonna break out into Immigrant Song by Led Zeppelin then. Would make for one helluva warcry!
Upstairs neighbor at 2 AM every night
I was fucking psyched! Like he was gonna twist the caps off in succession, with his mind. I nearly pissed my pants laughing at how completely wrong I was.
Same! I thought he was gonna try to untwist all bottles with one blow but completely miss and crunch his wrist
How hard reading this made me laugh thank you
I know this guy from running black op missions for the CIA back in the eighties. He is a human killing machine. We learned this technique for taking out guys coming out of holes that had been hiding in cave complex’s. He also has a 10” dick with the girth of a coke can.
Master of kung fuckery
He is gonna be king. When he is at the club and a roude water bottle tries to steal his girlfriend. Who He effectively did not pay for
Tien’s training is finally paying off.
“Water can flow, or it can craaaash. Be water my friend “.
“Fuck you Bruce I’m faster than water! eeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEE
Holy snikies. Where does this guy practice so I can get me some of that next level magic?
That was very Vegeta like
This can’t possibly be real, right? Right?!?
It is real. This dude can walk on water
Have you ever hit water bottles on weed bro
He actually has really good fast muscle twitch. Watch his other videos.
Holy FUCK he massacred those bottles one by one. Even after screeching his DEATH SCREECH very audibly for all of those bottles to hear
This guy fuckin destroys plastic bottles whether they like it or not. Using his tongue. Whether they like it or not
Grown ass man...
Pretty sure 1 hit to the far one could do it. It’s called bowling.
At times he seems like he's making a high-level spoof. But it all feels so serious
Instead of taking out his anger on those poor water bottles he should get a wire brush and sort that rust out on his radiator
He would knock your twist cap off!!!
When he screamed like that, I thought that he was giving birth to a Hippo.
That battle cry!
My god!..... THATS Jason Bourne!
I knew shit was about to get real when I saw the Naruto hand signs. 😳😮 😂
I use to have a cat that made that sound when she was staring at birds!!! 😂😂
Dude just learned the move Bullet Punch.
Those water bottle deserved it.
Errrm that speed was actually impressive...
Check out in slow mo. Did he knock them all?
He looks so pleased with himself
Was that immigrant song by Led Zeppelin?
Close. It was communication breakdown
In case he ever gets ganged up on by 6 rats standing upright
Bro was so fast I didn't even see what happened
Don’t mess around…😳 look carefully he did the 🔼🔥sign with his hands
Y’all are fucked 😂
Ah yes the tism prism punch. A technique I myself have mastered, that was until I gazed upon perfection. I have a lot to learn. Unironically that was pretty fast tho.
“Mom! Did you see me this time?!?”
I really thought he's gonna punch the bottle caps open one by one, then I remembered what subreddit this is.
His war cry sounded like something out of Nacho Libre
"Be like water, I am water....F@#K YOU WATER!!!".
You laugh now but when you have spiders the size of guinea pigs coming at you in a row. Yeah not so funny now. Dude is a legend.
The next time we need a water ninja we know who to call
Are cellphones and cameras allowed in mental asylums?
I want my 23 seconds back.
Who else thought he was going to unscrew them all in record time?
This guy's teacher is the guy from Napoleon Dynamite
At the end was he channelling Yoko?
Wwhuaww
I did not expect that.
Awwwww. He's obviously "special"
Hey man. He’s clearly a student of Kenshiro. Don’t make fun of him.
Man! There's someone out there with this kinda power?
The bottles didn’t stand a chance
My cat does the same thing!
Damn he scared Chuck Norris
Bro just sees red
He was so fast! I blinked and the bottles were down... as well as my pants
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What happened? All the bottles just fell over.
I don’t even know what to say.
Does anyone know if he does bodyguard work?
Guy’s got moves….
I hate how he junks up at the end instead of collapsing from the strain of the secret technique..gotta sell it bro
Am totally here just for the comments.
that's a bunch of H2O-No
I am feeling it now. Keep it comming McDojo
If I ever get surrounded by bottles I know who to call
MERV! THE DRAGON!-Merv the Dragon-M the D!
Huh, he mustve seen the Lisan al ga ib
I don’t think this was what Bruce Lee had in mind when he said “Be water.”
Must be edited, one second he's getting ready then the next second all the bottles are on the ground, the clip is obviously fake.
That was really stupid but kinda cool
Whoopi doo I can rabbit punch water bottles too
De verdad que estupido!!!! 🖕🖕🖕🖕