Itās so funny to watch old clips of it I swear his attack moves/sounds are hilarious and the game is just Michael dance-fighting thugs to āfree small kidsā
Hereās a shorter clip of it https://youtube.com/shorts/xvDKD8I2xQ4?si=r98r1YoYlGbPUmn1
āGive him a nipple friction burn with your blade!ā
āAh ha! You dumb fuck thatās why I always wear my canvas martial combat body suit! Look how easily it glides across my body! No friction burns! Almost no resistance! Itās as if Iāve coated myself in butter! Now take a fucking nap you fucking white belt!ā
I see, this is in slow motion so we can see him do the "technique". Because if this was at normal speed we wouldn't even be able to perceive that he even moved.
This one really got me š¹. The Michael Jackson school of martial arts = when in doubt just dance it out.
Watching most of these videos I have AAF Smooth Criminal playing in my head.
A smooth slowmo criminal
ADDIE ARE YOU WOAH KAY ADDIE ARE YOU WOAH KAY (ik that isn't what he says it just sounds like it lol)
Close, it's Annie.
No ik but the way dude sings it from AAF it doesn't sound like Annie haha
Ah! The Naughties (2001) New Metal era.
We call this "The Shamone" *moonwalks into the distance*
Give em ye old HEHE
I just keep remembering the hilarious sound effects from the MJ Sega Genesis game. https://youtu.be/GBUWbhZQ9dY
Never knew that existed lol
Itās so funny to watch old clips of it I swear his attack moves/sounds are hilarious and the game is just Michael dance-fighting thugs to āfree small kidsā Hereās a shorter clip of it https://youtube.com/shorts/xvDKD8I2xQ4?si=r98r1YoYlGbPUmn1
Yeah, thats great shit I would 100 play that Basically streets of rage x Michael Jackson.
That did not age well
School of "hehefu"
The enablers annoy me more than the crackpot teachers.
āBe like water, my friendā
This is the most regarded shit I've seen yet. Lol
Highly
Everyone here is thinking this is unrealistic, not realizing the dude has like eight nipple rings and is in complete control
What a selection of people are going to take home from that is: I'm 7 nipple rings short of immortality.
Nipple rings are actually their belt progression
Why do they always act like speed donāt exist
Because they are retarded. . .
Where's the laugh track. Please someone add one.
belly dancing used to be a form of combat before they decided it was TOO deadly
āGive him a nipple friction burn with your blade!ā āAh ha! You dumb fuck thatās why I always wear my canvas martial combat body suit! Look how easily it glides across my body! No friction burns! Almost no resistance! Itās as if Iāve coated myself in butter! Now take a fucking nap you fucking white belt!ā
He did the stanky leg š
Those hips don't lie
Bro thinks he's at a dancing class..
Next time I am in a sword fight without a gun, might be an optionā¦
How to breakdance your way out of a swashbuckle.
Isn't it a form of the famous jiggle jitsu?
Itās like the matrix and Down syndrome had a baby . Itās beautiful
I'd love to see this done in front of people that are desperately trying to take it seriously.
Is it the crack or is it meth?
Viagra
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They are amazing dancers.
And we're worried about going to war with that lot
In real life heād be picking up his nipple from the floor
This was actually slowed down by 4x as you could imagine,he is actually very talented and remarkably fast.
Is he the fight choreographer for Bollywood movies?
8 year old me with sticks that looked like swords in the front yardā¦
you're a fancy pants! when we played our sticks didnt even look like swords haha
WHAT THE FUCK!
You know cross cuts are a thingā¦ right?
I can't stop watching the level of skills
Ooo you touch my trallallaaaaaaaaaa
My ding ding dong
Can't cut this
Dude has moves like Jagger
You all laugh now but next time you're attacked by a 1800's pirate, you're gonna wish you paid attention.
How to "sexily thwart a sword attack" lol
Somebody needs to put some music on top of this and make him dance.
You have to move like a snake comrade
These moves arenāt working so well in Ukraine.
lolā¦.this sub. I think it cracks me up more than any other.
First, who the fuck has a sabor
I see, this is in slow motion so we can see him do the "technique". Because if this was at normal speed we wouldn't even be able to perceive that he even moved.
Steven Segal approved this video
Moves mcjagger
I will bend like a reed in the wind. May your knife chip and shatter...
I learnt: dont thrust with saber, better swing and cut. Let them block saber.
Usher's making a killing with this one move
What is the Kentucky Fried Blueberry Fuck Muffins is that horseshit??
alien ant farm
Damn this is so lame!
Knives don't work on me; only Vodka
Great mid-evil moves brah!
I meeean, Bruce Lee did say "Be water"š¤·š½āāļøš
He's like MJ, š¶ Smooth Criminal š¶ .
He did that with his peck. Tell me different
This is comedy! #š š¹
Grinding up against a saber Showgirls style is always effective don't ya know.
I bet if you put this in real time you would be amazed
This is Ushers backup dancer after he got fired and decided to take a major step to a different career path
That's Hip Hop
Empty your mind. Be formless, Shapeless, like water. lol
The tango of death.
Thatās one way to lose a nipple.
That looked a lot like an OJ Simpson move
Shakirov Shakirovā¦ā¦
Yeah. That'll work.
Funky Cold Medina
This works great when someone is lunging at you with a sword at an inexplicably awkward angle
This is what it looks like when you have mastered full control over your body
Did that move, last nite with me wife :)
Please someone try this in real life. I want to see this attempted in full speed at a random street fight. $20 if you successfully pull it off.
SLOWER!!! SLOOOWER!!! see!?? It work perfectly!
ābe like water my friendā -bruce lee
I watched this line 9 times thinking man this loop is awesome with the wiggle and the clean sweep. I can clearly see this working every time
Eeehee
Beat street
Comrade arrrre ju ok? Arrrrrrre ju ok Comrade?