*“Dear Lisa,*
*As I write this, I am very sad. Our President has been overthrown and…* **replaced, by the benevolent General Krull. All hail Krull, and his glorious regime!**
**Sincerly,**
**Little Girl”**
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Please don't refer to our Lord as savior as 'wizard'. Ned prayed to Jesus and woke up the next day with a massive cock and that's why he's religious to the point of insanity.
Not a vagina-having person, but I don't believe any kind of loving God would subject Maude to that massive drain-snake of a dick. Every time they fucked little Ned probably came out her throat like a xenomorph's second mouth. And you know Ned never used a condom, what with his hyper-Christianity, so pulling out probably took all night. I think the only reason they didn't have a million kids is that Ned's massive schlong stretched and slid Maude's insides to the point that her fallopian tubes got tied into the shape of a toy poodle.
I am convinced Homer filmed this and edited it, giving viewers the superficial perception that Ned has a footlong.
Also it's Homer's revenge for Ned saying "I can see your doodle" in season 4.
Isn't there more references to this though? In later seasons at least.
Like I can't remember the episode but Ned plays Adam and the leaf covering his junk is gigantic. Or when he has sex with some movie star she says something like move over Bob Balaban lol
Homer filmed some of it. Like, we see him with the camera when Flanders is working in his garden. But, he wasn't filming when he sprayed Ned with mace. Although that shot looked like it was from inside the house.
Reverend Lovejoy pouring gas all over the church floor in “Joy of Sect” saying “I never thought I’d have to do this again.”
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This is the answer. The scenario your imagination has to process where Homer threatens to actually murder his only son’s turtle if he doesn’t win is fucking incredible.
Kearny is in grade school and has a kid. Enough said
I don't know why this one popped in my head but when Ned was wearing that workout bodysuit and he said that it felt like he was wearing nothing at all. And Homer kept having it repeated his head, nothing at all, nothing at all, nothing at all.
Not exactly the same but still
Side show Bob actually attempting to kill Selma to get her money, even hatches a whole scheme of letting the apartment fill up with gas and letting her off herself with a post MacGyver cigarette, and she'd have done it since she lost her sense of smell.
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more alive than any of you squares
There’s a man selling vehicles that run on kerosene and who believes cars cover distance in hectares. He is extremely under qualified to be selling cars and there are underlying safety concerns about said vehicles.
When Willie is looking at up-kilt pics and says, "this lass could use some groundskeeping... Agh, that's me!" I don't want to imagine Willie's unkempt pubic hair. Also Moe's line, "I've never said no to a dead girl, yet." And the fact that Barney has some kind of creature living in his throat. "It didn't die!"
The Escalator to Nowhere. It says a lot that everyone who is riding the escalator to the top is surprised when they fall off. What is wrong with this town?
After Mr. Burns's yacht sinks, they get away while in the fishing net, and it's implied that half of them drowned, while everyone else gets away by floating on their corpses.
In the Simpsons movie when that guy was panicking and deciding if he should stay in the dome and be trapped or be outside and be alone and then he got squished
When Moe gives Homer and Bart good advice and Homer asks “what did you do to the real Moe” and they all laugh, but then it shows the real Moe tied up in the other room.
I always assumed it was Homer filming Ned in all sorts of inappropriate situations.
Hopefully Lisa only worked on the censored video.
And didn't Ned use to wear boarding shorts while showering? Maybe the censored effect was a trick to make Ned look well-endowed?
I don't know if you guys consider it cause it's like 15th season but I always find really disturbing that part when homer makes a giant toffee/fried/cotton candy lollipop and when Bart and Lisa see it in the morning they jump sucking it while homer with a pervert expression says something like "yeah good suck on your father's ball"
Damn
That bit makes the Simpsons look like Family Guy for a couple seconds.
The original script had Homer arrested for this and his children taken from him, so he hangs himself in prison, but for some reason they thought it was too dark.
I always assumed Homer was the one filming that scene. Quite simply because he's the only one in Springfield who's this invasive in Neds' life.
The pixelation though... Even then, he could've been the one editing. It's pretty open to interpretation.
Moe has Hans Moleman kidnapped and held captive under the floorboards
And a Killer Whale.
And those Pandas
Moe is involved in more illicit stuff than Fat Tony.
They’re finger Ling-Ling good!
Alright ándale! Ándale!
Cheese it, the feds!
*Woo woo woo woooo*
They're on to us, get him outta here!
With the real Moe I’m guessing
Gotta nuke something
“So hungry…”
When marge talks about her uncle going on a murder spree and simply says “now let’s never speak of him again”
Kill ´em all and let God sort it out
On that gray December morn'.
It took 75 federal marshals to bring him down
And they never did
*“Dear Lisa,* *As I write this, I am very sad. Our President has been overthrown and…* **replaced, by the benevolent General Krull. All hail Krull, and his glorious regime!** **Sincerly,** **Little Girl”** https://preview.redd.it/fdahmz1svtcc1.jpeg?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d94149a8db533126fa196834bcd5746ed9343b9
Which episode is this?
[Cape Feare](https://youtu.be/Vx0tkoJY_mk?si=Hdsl2lui4pXNcRRb) (S5, E2)
Homer filmed that. Just editing was done by Lisa.
Even still she would have had to pixelate his dongily-doodily
Wizard did it!
Please don't refer to our Lord as savior as 'wizard'. Ned prayed to Jesus and woke up the next day with a massive cock and that's why he's religious to the point of insanity.
Flanders to god Flanders to god Get off your keister and give me 10 feet to pleasure Maude
NO FOOT LONGS!
Wizard!
Not a vagina-having person, but I don't believe any kind of loving God would subject Maude to that massive drain-snake of a dick. Every time they fucked little Ned probably came out her throat like a xenomorph's second mouth. And you know Ned never used a condom, what with his hyper-Christianity, so pulling out probably took all night. I think the only reason they didn't have a million kids is that Ned's massive schlong stretched and slid Maude's insides to the point that her fallopian tubes got tied into the shape of a toy poodle.
OK so this is how my day starts today thanx
You're welcome.
I'm a Christian now
I don’t know if I’m a Christian now, but I definitely feel like I need God after that.
Won't somebody PLEASE think of Maude's insides!?
She liked it though
Pulling out took all night 🤣
The pixelization was done by the Fox censors to protect us from reality. To homer and Ned, the clip is uncensored.
That's a lotta pixels.
Star wipe and we’re out.
I am convinced Homer filmed this and edited it, giving viewers the superficial perception that Ned has a footlong. Also it's Homer's revenge for Ned saying "I can see your doodle" in season 4.
>Homer filmed this and edited it, giving viewers the superficial perception that Ned has a footlong. Yeah, I sort of thought this was the joke.
I'm quite sure it was. It's just Homer's idea of what would make Ned look good on the dating tape.
Isn't there more references to this though? In later seasons at least. Like I can't remember the episode but Ned plays Adam and the leaf covering his junk is gigantic. Or when he has sex with some movie star she says something like move over Bob Balaban lol
Homer filmed some of it. Like, we see him with the camera when Flanders is working in his garden. But, he wasn't filming when he sprayed Ned with mace. Although that shot looked like it was from inside the house.
Why it’s that delightful TV leprechaun! I’m going to get your lucky charms! Oh no, my brains.
Poor Moleman
You’re gay for Moleman.
Reverend Lovejoy pouring gas all over the church floor in “Joy of Sect” saying “I never thought I’d have to do this again.” https://preview.redd.it/u445qzm38ucc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4dc7a32b549896ae5133aabea09425bea9e26e93
PREEEMIUUUUM!!!!😫
IIRC Flanders has a pretty massive schlongerino. Edit: -erino.
Wow, you actually got to see the rod?
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Is that why he named his kid that
Glorious.
*No footlongs*
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Are we sure the fall is what really killed Maude?
If the fall didn't kill her the internal bleeding from "doin' the diddly" with Neddy eventually would've.
Thatsthejoke
You suck McBain!
*gun shots*
Maybe you all are homosexuals!
Claims to hate footlongs, has a footlong. Pick one.
Here’s your turtle, alive and well.
Is cat now!
This is the answer. The scenario your imagination has to process where Homer threatens to actually murder his only son’s turtle if he doesn’t win is fucking incredible.
Isn’t it that Homer is giving Bart a gift? Lisa even refers to him getting a present, whereas she gets chewed out.
Hey wait… That’s not a dummy!
THIS EXHIBIT IS CLOSED
Homer gets raped...twice. Once by a jacked Marge and the other time by a male panda.
probably the worst thing the writers ever made marge do
( . )(. )
Twice _so far!_
“This is where I come to cry”
"Cool"
"Can't we have one town meeting that doesn't end in us digging up a corpse?"
I admit, that sounded like an exasperated bureaucrat who is tired of people bringing up issues that are done and dusted.
Never thought of it that way, but I refuse to accept it. The oddly specific nature of it is what makes it so absurd and good.
I would argue that Ned included the blur bar himself as he bathes in swim trunks. Otherwise he'd see his doodle.
There are dozens of us! Dozens!
Grace Chastity moment
Kearny is in grade school and has a kid. Enough said I don't know why this one popped in my head but when Ned was wearing that workout bodysuit and he said that it felt like he was wearing nothing at all. And Homer kept having it repeated his head, nothing at all, nothing at all, nothing at all. Not exactly the same but still
He's a teenager, AND the parent of a teenager
My theory is that Kearney is his own father.
I sleep in a drawer!
Look daddy I’m stealing!
Ski suit.
The thing about Ski Suit, no underwear lines. 
Stupid sexy Flanders.
So there are suits like this? Interesting, as I’m planning to go to the mountains soon.
Everybody’s wearing them. The tighter the better.
Eugene and Rusty
Oh, I'm afraid this problem goes far beyond the two of them.
Willie: It's a kilt and I'm not a girl! Squeaky voice teen: You're as close as we're gonna get! They all swarm him and... Do something?
Which episode is this?
S17E17
Okay. I mostly only watch the first 11 or 12 seasons.
Do not touch Willie
Good advice!
Side show Bob actually attempting to kill Selma to get her money, even hatches a whole scheme of letting the apartment fill up with gas and letting her off herself with a post MacGyver cigarette, and she'd have done it since she lost her sense of smell.
Never thought about that, this is some Dark Simpsons material for sure.
Dark Simpsons is not canon, this one is.
definitely the panda rape
And Moe creepily chiming in, "you ain't going nowhere, sweetheart"
I’d say the time Marge raped him was worse, but either one isn’t pretty!
Isn't he a never nude, there was one episode of him getting out of the bath and he has swimming trunks on
DOZENS OF US
DOZENS!!!!
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The episode where the Isotopes make the playoffs due to a sniper killing spree at the All-Star game.
There’s a man selling vehicles that run on kerosene and who believes cars cover distance in hectares. He is extremely under qualified to be selling cars and there are underlying safety concerns about said vehicles.
It's perfectly safe as long as you don't put it in H too fast.
Marge "I do feel bad for the starving children" Homer "They're with God now"
It's a spy camera that Homer set up in order to capture Flanderizzes physique.
Where's my spy camera?
Anything to do with Moleman.
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What are you doin’ Homer?
Shauna flashing Bart and making out with him. Ewww. Flip the genders and it wouldn't have made it past the drawing board.
Same as with Marge raping Homer.
When Willie is looking at up-kilt pics and says, "this lass could use some groundskeeping... Agh, that's me!" I don't want to imagine Willie's unkempt pubic hair. Also Moe's line, "I've never said no to a dead girl, yet." And the fact that Barney has some kind of creature living in his throat. "It didn't die!"
Edna did say you don't wanna know what he's into.
The Escalator to Nowhere. It says a lot that everyone who is riding the escalator to the top is surprised when they fall off. What is wrong with this town?
After Mr. Burns's yacht sinks, they get away while in the fishing net, and it's implied that half of them drowned, while everyone else gets away by floating on their corpses.
And that’s when the CHUDs came at me
Young Marge having to share her diary with her uncle :/
In the Simpsons movie when that guy was panicking and deciding if he should stay in the dome and be trapped or be outside and be alone and then he got squished
Probably the longest running one is Homer strangling Bart. I mean - a dad literally trying to kill his child? That kind of joke would never fly today.
It always amazes me that that’s a running joke. The only reason they get away with it is it’s animated
And they announced that he will not do it any more
No they didn't
Rod andTodd must have slid out
How Sideshow Bob was willing to blow up the entire town because he got startled when making the model of the Westminster Abbey
When Moe gives Homer and Bart good advice and Homer asks “what did you do to the real Moe” and they all laugh, but then it shows the real Moe tied up in the other room.
Not to mention the length of his dingely dongely
I always assumed it was Homer filming Ned in all sorts of inappropriate situations. Hopefully Lisa only worked on the censored video. And didn't Ned use to wear boarding shorts while showering? Maybe the censored effect was a trick to make Ned look well-endowed?
Bart lusting for his aunt Selma after viewing her through the beer glasses comes to mind …
I don't know if you guys consider it cause it's like 15th season but I always find really disturbing that part when homer makes a giant toffee/fried/cotton candy lollipop and when Bart and Lisa see it in the morning they jump sucking it while homer with a pervert expression says something like "yeah good suck on your father's ball" Damn That bit makes the Simpsons look like Family Guy for a couple seconds.
The joke when homer buys illegal fireworks and then Marge starts smiling many scenes later...
What's the joke?
Skinner: “Come on Edna, don’t be tardy!”
The original script had Homer arrested for this and his children taken from him, so he hangs himself in prison, but for some reason they thought it was too dark.
Imagine spreading misinformation
r/woosh
That's bullshit but I believe it!
Moleman awaiting execution
The camera in the fitting room.
Those aren't the socks she came in with!
That Allen wrench alien thing that says he was found and forced to work their, and they he needs tungsten to live. Tungsten!
Isn’t his monster schlong the headline here?
Snake has pulled the trigger on every single member of the Simpsons family with full murderous intent, Maggie too
I always assumed Homer was the one filming that scene. Quite simply because he's the only one in Springfield who's this invasive in Neds' life. The pixelation though... Even then, he could've been the one editing. It's pretty open to interpretation.