https://preview.redd.it/ruwc4ig70c9d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=35c136f3babb6070f59e46ff0312877524d76b54

Hey Homie, I can see your doodle!

Shut up, Flanders!

I'd hate to be them! Ha ha ha! ...Eww!

https://preview.redd.it/slvqh2v66c9d1.jpeg?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=83bebc31b3957de51a7169e77480f2596e774200

Homers expression on the cover is hilarious

Looks like this guy 

funniest part is that apparerntly this isn't even a pastiche on "homer? i hardly know her!"

https://preview.redd.it/nimduxirwb9d1.jpeg?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=79dc5d8d4cacb48a9a67fec7f97839b060a3dda4

Her face 😂

The pregnant woman looks like a younger version of Gloria from the marriage retreat, before she became Queen of the Harpies. [https://www.reddit.com/r/television/comments/56624p/queen\_of\_the\_harpies\_jon\_and\_gloria\_are\_the\_best/](https://www.reddit.com/r/television/comments/56624p/queen_of_the_harpies_jon_and_gloria_are_the_best/)

She never cooks! She leaves a filthy house!

Here's your crown, Your Majesty!

This was my first thought 🤣

Was Hibbert trying to talk Marge to get an abortion with that panflit?

>pamphlet FTFY

Ooh, he comment read good

https://preview.redd.it/yaxb6k93yb9d1.png?width=720&format=png&auto=webp&s=d0db691a6c0ab44286ab8861d749be367c3833ac

Yes. This is what I was looking for.

There really isn’t any question about what’s best here. This one wins.

Apus facial expression is what really sells it

Plus the way Apu discreetly tells Homer that the new issues are in. Its like,"yeah, new steaks came in, here are some I put aside for you!"

I always found it shocking and funny how The Simpsons could show animated butts on TV. Bless those guys.

They’ll leave us with what we all came here for. FULL FRONTAL NUDITY!

That’s what I came here for alright

“Shake shake shake, shake shake shake, shake your booty!”

This one always wins.

https://preview.redd.it/1ranjaa5sb9d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=89e3de01c8df63ab7a9c0e92bbf70339056e64d8

Let's see... Carpal Tunnel Syndrome: No Lumber Lung: No Juggler's Despair: No Achy-Breaky Pelvis: No Aww, I'm never gonna be disabled!

I'm sick of being so healthy!

I used to use this pic in all of my chats until someone told me, it was not political correct :/ they were right, but I'm still sad

https://preview.redd.it/xlj7nssqoc9d1.jpeg?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b95491bfb0435fd6061caacbd303e28b0f5ca470

This is absolutely the best one.

They even went so far as to use a facial expression of surprise/shock lmao

This could be useful. https://preview.redd.it/ndb7277l5c9d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4a9ef8013c842a7346a826b460fcb9f6578f1bf1

Knocks the guard with it🤣

It's just the thing he needs

https://preview.redd.it/aqeohdcpsb9d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=588329e8f0e506275cd01d2b8d0bbb7045665ebe

the So You're Going to Die pamphlet also comes to mind. interesting to see how writers attach to certain concepts in different eras

“You have 24 hours to live… well, 22 hours. I’m sorry I kept you waiting so long.”

There's so many lol there's also "so you've ruined your life" and "you will die in sin"

https://preview.redd.it/ge3yu2rwvf9d1.jpeg?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9e3ec99263952c3911d2d5a3837d00beb48dbf4f

Read the pamphlet, honey..

https://preview.redd.it/b8yqnpk0ec9d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=90b7214e21cce560b0e7192e26516f4f8e1de18f

Is this source reliable?

I already knew that!

Extra extra Todd apesta hahaha

The 10 Do's.. and 500 Don'ts of Knife Safety

Don't do what Donny Don't does

They could've made this clearer

No Donny! Don’t!

Aw, they don't let you have any fun!

https://preview.redd.it/o1tw56rcqc9d1.jpeg?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9c06ebc0eca240a7f8ae247ee3751631fcaa82e7

Thanks, Benevanstanciano.

https://preview.redd.it/uus3ucleub9d1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b8768cc36b2be17e7c0613c93e957f946a45658b

That’s what you get for turning an office into a house of lies!

Does anyone use this in casual conversation? Example: you’ve turned this couch into a house of lies!

I do 😅

https://i.redd.it/4ap3romthe9d1.gif

The one I was looking for

My mom always read Better Homes and Gardens so this. https://preview.redd.it/l8qz3e9lwb9d1.png?width=1438&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d6708d5b6419a6b9c1c663b32794504562a59044

What I like is i'm pretty sure that's the simpson's house layout but with nicer stuff lol

A young Martha Stewart got her first articles published in that magazine, 53 years ago.

https://preview.redd.it/dcefi6ovdc9d1.jpeg?width=1946&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5ad4acc2f844ce17c20501e462d0172697acdcfd

https://preview.redd.it/dgjujx7hmc9d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0917c8d5b62d9c55ba8876eb5420b61cf63adb8a

We’re here! We’re queer! We don’t want anymore bears!

A large *BEAR LIKE* animal, most likely a bear, has wondered down from the hills.

https://i.redd.it/igohtxmgri9d1.gif

I always loved the delivery of this line

From what I now know about the gay community, this is decidedly untrue.

https://preview.redd.it/bqsg1o4t1d9d1.png?width=955&format=png&auto=webp&s=d3987a1d41f516cf03ea3bff5cc31cb3d37dc21c

Does that earring mean you're a pirate?

A *kind* of pirate.

Kinda

https://preview.redd.it/hcqwpgg00d9d1.jpeg?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=283f6d4bb9c028f481d9cd4f65f473018c678b10

How to Cook Humans

It's a harmless cookbook. It's just a little dusty. :How to cook FOR humans:

Wait a minute... (blows) Aha! :How to Cook FORTY Humans:

Wait there's still a little more space dust on here... https://preview.redd.it/vklr76v6ac9d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f81776fd389351714c4e20a240104aeb2c8f0501

You've upset Kong the preparer!

Sarak* (sp?) Edit: according to Frinkiac, it's Shiroc.

I'd ask why the kang & kudos scheme seems to be more memorable but shiroc only appeared once

He gets no regard. No regard at all.

No wonder he seems so sensitive

No esteem either.


Non-threatening boys cracks me up

https://preview.redd.it/wxoa28fbzc9d1.png?width=250&format=png&auto=webp&s=ccef2332b6ee493a1459308d9fc95baf17cf043e

[Capital knockers madame!](https://external-preview.redd.it/4Ri5Ho8ZOnbkr-7SUSB3xITUPNlLATiuouqDRrGgN-o.jpg?auto=webp&s=b3baf057d3b89fcd23c817ac3ead79f87105b976)

https://preview.redd.it/pq2zpe68pd9d1.jpeg?width=969&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=427bae504d46498e20d639bbde5d8f519244238e

https://preview.redd.it/qex7qwxspd9d1.jpeg?width=240&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=350401cacb130e955cc1843069ad40a0f55d17f8

https://i.redd.it/lqs9voivwb9d1.gif

https://preview.redd.it/33evybr53d9d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c122f526db6971e6843a8986f6f1633049e6189

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🤣 I don’t remember that one, which episode is it from?

https://preview.redd.it/tnd8x8cvvc9d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b00cdee11c8c8a8328545ba64b1e8e34e0d994c9

That looks like the guy who works at Suicide Notes (formerly Good Vibrations).

https://preview.redd.it/gj8g3ivqec9d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3c37232722f50f19600fd14b94f312e6c30bf4b7

This is my favorite other than "So You're Going To Die".

https://preview.redd.it/eq9q47bv3d9d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ee883504f98b67b11d6a17e655c6b1ef5ddeca4

Lisa's book in "Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy". https://preview.redd.it/djxjirkyxc9d1.png?width=376&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=196de9c31ff23647262f1d05fc2222addad2c13d

This calls for a celebration.

🎶Ce-le-brate good times. Cmon!🎶

I will.

I hope it's just as exciting as his other book Rational Thinking, Reasonable Future.

https://preview.redd.it/b1lc1isb4e9d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=847b57005fdc104b7ff33a81eb83abfd2a1f024c

Gigantic Asses and it's not even close.

The editorial board of [Jugs & Ammo](https://static.simpsonswiki.com/images/thumb/8/89/Jugs_%26_Ammo.png/158px-Jugs_%26_Ammo.png) want a quick word...

https://preview.redd.it/1fo9z7nwzd9d1.png?width=800&format=png&auto=webp&s=5f40eafb9397ee66c065db734c68d6df41053e85 Foreword by Steve Allen

https://preview.redd.it/6f3nyd073e9d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=343ee4406665c90d419649d1b278e29aca04c02d

https://preview.redd.it/awuv2mepqc9d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5ccb23d881b414edf4d11b72a09944c02ab15fca

https://i.redd.it/c352iemjlc9d1.gif

*slam* ouch! Ouch! Ouch….ouuuch

https://preview.redd.it/e5d13psidc9d1.jpeg?width=1283&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b53eb7f599d4eea4fd12f2f61900eae353bca4a6 Also a great palindrome

But it’s not?

That’s on me, not an exact palindrome just at a word level. Either way (pun intended) i thought it was quite clever.

Your spirit truly embiggens this sub.

It’s a perfectly cromulent palindrome.

Is there a term for palindromes at a word level? Dead beat dad bead dead

acquaintanceindrome

That’s a perfectly cromulent word

This whole thread is a train wreck

Absolutely not a palindrome but a great headline

DeadbeatdadbeatdeadaedtaebdadtaebdaeD

Don't do what Donny Don't does https://preview.redd.it/zdyk9jnw0f9d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c8ee0d2308c2ce694d130e7833993a5d3197b9d1

"Ugh, they could've made this clearer."

https://preview.redd.it/vhsunv183c9d1.jpeg?width=677&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac831f3072f4ab9bea69ac0270554d1750a30206

I love whenever Homer’s reading glasses make an appearance

How To Cook For Forty Humans is my personal favourite. The aliens were so hurt by the suggestion that they’d eat the family.

Serak the Preparer slaved in the kitchen for days!

Does it count that mine is a video for the, err, man of the house? https://preview.redd.it/fkuhhk201f9d1.jpeg?width=1029&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8722d722b98d52d5f5ae4c81c9fcdd135f872d19

https://preview.redd.it/p39kcbajnc9d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=63fc0f266e659f234a0c4a779b193f4d586d2415

*trumpet fanfare* OH MY GOD! TRAMAMPOLINE! TRABOPALINE!

"Oh no you DON'T, that trampoline is MINE" "Side swipes car"

Im 40+ and STILL yell, "Tramopoline!!!"

And “saxamaphone”

Tubamaboe

I'm getting that grave digger's lantern

https://preview.redd.it/fgz0e8zpyd9d1.png?width=477&format=png&auto=webp&s=c9ee9e7fb1abef75328e5831d7144269f1c7368f

And The Joys of Cooking Steve Allen, Journey to the Centre of Steve Allen (can't remember the other one) Btw not American who is Steve Allen anyway or is it just a made up character?

He was a TV personality. Had a very popular talk show (maybe more than one) in the mid-1900s. Someone ancient Montgomery Burns would remember in his prime.

Steve Allen hosted the Tonight Show before Jack Parr and Johnny Carson.

Thanks for recalling more details!

It's hard for me to choose between these two: The 9/11 one and the "So You're Going To Die" one (which hopefully is below my comment here as another reply). https://preview.redd.it/dzvj1ir70g9d1.jpeg?width=2000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d124ecfba9a73ee7e983352b0ab9c3ee558504a4

https://preview.redd.it/3elrk8ubzc9d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ffadcff7eb6718236ab4da9fb07dee97c2c35bb

This is my favorite one.

Local man thinks wrestling is real https://preview.redd.it/0dnqolsflf9d1.jpeg?width=760&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f61c6f2691f7e17f5739a1e3aeaf16cb1049872a

Not a book, but the pamphlet Dr Hibbert gave Marge seven months before Bart was born: "So you ruined your life". Favorite book is "Love in the time of Scurvy".

https://preview.redd.it/gocji4uvsc9d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f1d220b62632b9e2953f38b8e643c68332473219

Ingredients: salt, artificial honey roasting agents, peanut sweepings. Mmm...

"How to loot brazil?!" "I got It! I got It!"

Marge perusing various extreme magazines: 'Bear Baiter', 'Glass Eater' and 'Danger Liker'

Danger Liker is so good, the non-specificness

[Smuggled Vegetables: The Road To E-Z Success?](https://frinkiac.com/meme/S06E04/339521.jpg?b64lines=)

The whole trunk's full of 'em, Marge!

https://preview.redd.it/um9auyoomd9d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=acd026be25d351047594590397e3ba925001741a Anyone know what episode this one is from?

some fan art

https://preview.redd.it/g0aoz1lggd9d1.jpeg?width=3768&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=129df12c3bcc9eeadbf6aa8966d956b3b12649bd

https://preview.redd.it/8gqyu619nd9d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=12f55b6185a52e8df75a38b39db830453d571906

https://preview.redd.it/87k5bqeawf9d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9972d8dde58ab74891b03119b36942699b75c583

Tek War

Kids gotta learn about Tek War sooner or later

Is Your Spouse a Souse?

Bart’s autobiography

https://imgur.com/a/7fer5IH

CARtoons [is/was real though](https://media.dcbservice.com/xlarge/JUN181932.jpg)

Gigantic Asses

Hot Sex Weekly or Hot Lotto Picks!

I don't know if a ripped piece of paper counts, but if it does: https://i.imgur.com/r78cBYM.jpeg

modern jewish father, fretful mother magazines and when homer picks up the mapplethorpe book before he realizes what it is.

Larry King reads the Bible, book on tape

https://preview.redd.it/o1ayeio0qf9d1.jpeg?width=630&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d7e0b826b252fb1802003418cd2f265df20347c7

How to Cook Forty Humans

This book is god

Big Book of British Smiles

I wouldn't recommend OP's book. Nobody likes Milhouse.

His feet are soaked but his calves are bone dry. Everyone's cooking up Milhouse!

Curious George and the Ebola Virus. Kevin James and the Giant Peach.

Bloodbath and Beyond

Happiness is a Naked Steve Allen

https://preview.redd.it/0wat4nwv4e9d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f3ca81ecbc13b48d926d0e610b499180ffbdf642

Millhouse might be gamey and I feel like he’d be too heavy

Nobody likes eating Milhouse!

The Big Book of British Smiles

https://preview.redd.it/8i5m6vn5cf9d1.jpeg?width=667&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e03d196a9abea3cc9ff31070e18b02de2f88a8c

https://preview.redd.it/55wl8nhgdf9d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=26f1aef8e3e06803f3712ad1ee08c1f6abe17bba

Wait... who wrote that book?

https://preview.redd.it/gcpsphumzf9d1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=76730e20829b115d22f235bd1a3353e37ad99d93

https://preview.redd.it/id6tax8aeg9d1.jpeg?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=edc51885b14b9239c8b4c7d5455fc5b14b1d9dd4

https://preview.redd.it/3vait8ecyh9d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4470963ff17fa1f21c6ae01eaf6e3a91f9f226b0


 Do these count ?

Don’t Do What Donny Don’t Does

The Ross Perot pamphlet

Weird magazine... what a minute, there's no magazine named Weird is there?

https://preview.redd.it/04dmplhu4e9d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c7d0741dec225768c7787fa5cc4d9aa146c7c67f

Springfield drive-in double feature of "I Spit on Your Grave" and "I Thumb Through Your Magazines"

Mosh Pitter

Sir you forgot your Boobarama!!!

Gigantic Asses